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SHE WANTED HIS LOVE...THREE
DESPERATE KILLERS
WANTED HIS LIFE!
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ROBERT STERLING - JOHN IRELAND
́ CLAUDE JARHAFI, zz • GLORIA GRAHAME /
CIRLS!
Here's the Picture that shows you ---- How to land your Man! CARY GRANT in
"Who'd be a soldier-and have all your pockets cluttored up with this stuff ?"
London Express forvit
on the
Sitting
Fence.... by
A worried girl writes woman columnist;-
to n
"I aut 21 and was quite happy at may work until the manager made advaners to me. For Mame Hue I evaded them, but now be
has changed his fusch hour to be aline in the office with me. He is merelesh and byer 40. How can I discourage Bluf
If you care 10 chance your arm on the sack, dear, you could try this method.
NATHANIEL GUBBINS
Really,
joking.
A
LONE at last.
we lucky?
Aren't
We?
Well, I am then. But you I don't may be lucky too. suppose you'd say no to a fur coat this autumn.
I always say no to fur coats. Not only do I consider them
lgar, but they are also ob tained by turturing animals in traps,
Oh, come off it, sweetheart. And it's no good offering me a Jewels and ring, either,
are also troën waluty by the rich and vulgar, Gold and dia- monda are obtoked by slave Negro labour in South Africa.
Well, well, Quile a little Red, aren't you?
sweetheart,
you're It was the same with the burned bacon for breakfast. You burned the bacon because you hated your father.
No, I'm not. You want love, I want money. Don't let indi- ridunis stand in the way of our mutual happiness. rich?
Oh, cut out.
When you have your wife pou can will in my favour. MATTU POR,
Are
NO
disposed of make a newo Then I will
Thanks for nothing.
But as you are too unhealthy to Her long, I shall soon be G widow. happy and contented Shall we finish those letters we started this morning?
Home doctor
Mr Mautern A. McGuire, of Seattle, US, has been grunted a divatce because her husband "made her ille unbearable by evontinually psycho- analysing her."
Nor will · aceepi a cham-
KNOW why these beans pagne dinner, Alcohol not only underdone? befuddles the brain and distorts the mind; it secakens the will to resist entt. Moreover, I consider if (minbral to vat pưới, than one requires at a high cost, while millions go hungry in Asta, Shall I sit on your knee?
Why, of cours, sweetheart, You don't have to ask,
kre
Breaus fook 'em aut of the water too soon, I guess. What else?
Oh, no.
That's not the real reason. The real reason is be
ongwhen you were a little girl you were jealous of your baby brother,
For cryin' out loud. Are you
I asked because most men of your age blue rheumatisri. Are crazy?
very old?
you
No. I'm not crazy. I'm Me? No, They SAY
the earnin
somp'n about middle forties is the prime of psycho-analysis, Think right back to your childhood. Didn't you want to boll your ile bro- ther alive?
life.
expect your $1. and large purplish complczimu stomach which plve one the in- though I pression of senility. suppose
1x
Our appearance largely due to over-ludulgence.
Is your wife kleous too?
No, I didn't want to boil my little brother aller. So there.
It's a
You don't think so now be- cause you've forgotten. hateful memory buried way You can leave my wife out of back in the gub-conscious. this.
Little fat men like you al- ways marry hideous women and
the spend
rest of their lives pestering youth and beauty. Am I hurting your knee?
You couldn't hurt me, beauti- I say, let's talk about something nice, I've got a pro-
ful.
"Every Girl Should Be Married" position to make to you.
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You know I can't do that, MAAT 2.30, 5.30, sweetheart. There's my wife,
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What the heck's that got to do
underdone beans, any
with ways?
Am I supposed to have fried my father alive now?'
Not at all. It's not as simple 4s that,
Pit say it isn't, scein he weighs all of 250lb.
that his head always
wund
1 the north tw h༞ རྩnt fa fhp barber's chir. When the cap- tain hened about It he hurd Me So shing horizontally from the deckbrad. The ship WAL 13
309 de- turned through gren, and, as Mr Ross always wung to the north. "the post- bities of a human
compass needle became at once apparent to the emplates.**
"No doubl you will hear more of this scheme," Mr Hoss
mitis, minuch when suspended in roll the human nacule is
loop
NOW.
*
When I was in Guard much the same thing happened.
sort of
of duty, sentries slept in the hall of the golf club and, as we were usually
Frank Owen
WORKS OUT AN ANSWER FOR THE KREMLIN
BO
How about trying a bit of tricky stuff with Stalin?
E
KOREA, Sept. 5. old man Stalin, who gave VERYONE else in this them the wonderful advice, place is working hard turned out to be after alli today doing the things And what first-class fools the soldiers have to do when rest of us would look, raising armies, building battle fleets, the chance of action seems despatching expeditions ** ali near enough to get husy against a little half-nation, about.
Well, well.
ing:
NEW LARK course, since the memory of
Kercans chasing Americans
As homework is not news, am just sitting and think ing under an apple trec.
This is what I am think will not, in this event, have been obliterated by the later picture Suppose some friend of Americans and British chas (he would need to be very ing Koreans, all over Asia the friendly) suggested to benevolent Mr Stolia will have done another nice piece of bust- Stalin:--
ness "Up to now you've had' The Western name will sink all the fun in Koren, shown still lower; the Russlon fame what the friends of Russia will rise. can do, slapped the Anteri- cans' faces, kept out of it y, in Indin or Afghanistan,
Why do we let them get away yourself while forcing them with it all? To begin with, the in. been able to build up a Russian politicians are not all false (but
not altogether that good, unsuccessful) propaganda Nor is the internal situation Union 60 very line that they are red-hot in the Soviet
though warmongers,
not satisfactory to the rulers. Within Stalin's vost, sprawilagt empire are threatening social and above all, racial tensions.
hot - stuff
war-
such makers.
"But now it looks as if the scene is changing. Why
a
not, therefore, call it a day
it turns into -before thoroughly dirty night?"
NOBLE!
Then a new lark will start,
peace.
elther nt war
ог
Beyond the Caspian Sea the Turkestanish Usbeks and half
110 beller than his own Geor glans.
a dozen more tribes love Stalin
In the
Ukraine rebel forces
are still in the field.
Since Stalin cares about
our sid au dockers' wages, cannot we
bis Siberian Ashennen a bit in their struggle?
A fair return for paralysing shipping in London River
Well, shouldn't we encourage would Stalin do? those freedom-lovers as much You will hear more about WHAT
If he advised peace. Malayan patriols
AS, say, Stalin encourages the who murder consider what he would get planters' wives for democracy? The Homeinstenc of the red-face
The will get if he gues
advising war.
The free and independent People's Republic of North our (1 Korea suspendet
decide, regretfully would surely be to incommode some extent) In alcohol, we and reluctantly (for, after his trattle on the Trans-Siberian
Railway. swung widy in all directions,all, had not they captured
I imagine, for instance, that if general tendency nine-tenths of the coun- Mad
Milke Calvert of tho Ing his breakfast, not mine. So, north of the hall,
You thought you were cook was towards the bur, which was try?), to retire of their own Chindits, or Spencer Cham until you let me cure you, I shall always have to eat under- done beans and burned bacon.
You certainly will. And what's more, the pot roast for dhuner ronight will be buried Up), 100. ren be your dear mother I've roasted alive,
What happened in your sub- conselous mind this time is that you transferred your hate fixa- tion from your father to me.
That wouldn't be difficult,
Magnetic men
A Mr A. E. Role. writing to The National Funny Morning Newspaper. any that when he was in the Navy 1 was noticed
though the
initiative and free will, and of Malaya, or David Stirling of the Desert Raiders, began to Sentries returning to the club in the supreme interest of take an operational interest in after two hours at the observa-world peace, to Paralic 38 that 3,000-mile Russian lifeling,
were unite
ngo,
What a gesture!
passenger list would
100 post were not quite so sus-whence they set out to re- the
diminish,
pended in alcohol, and therefore more accurate human compass needles.
as
Korea ten weeks
The moment they entered, a sacrifice! their heads swung north towards noble and the bar. The magnetic pull was
before
FRIGHTENED
TE have all heard of the 13 What WE
Frightened Men วร the What a truly Kremlin, But up to now they magnanimous have been frightened only of
themselves.
All these idle thoughts Tull
so strong that they were inside people!
And could
what a wine, far- Hell say
seeing, and utterly sincere through my head as I sit under
the uppte tree,... lover of peace that grand
you Schlekelguber.
-(London Express Service)
-(London Express Service)
PEP-DRUGS FOR HORSES POSE
A SPORTS PROBLEM
'And greyhound vet asks
me to keep them secret'
COLUM
the discovery
blood could not prove they
The astonishing versatility of the new substances is demon- had been injected,
strated by further facts report. The research which led to ed by scientists here, Small of the pep-drugs coses of ACT-an jection has also disclosed the existence which stimulates the adrenals to of highly effective dope-drugs. set free extra amounts of their These the selentisin could be given to slow down a racing animal without fear of delection.
me
A National Greyhound Racing Club velerinary surgeon with are al whom I spoke urged me to
julces have proved to be the most rapid sobering-up treat- ment for severe intoxication yet discovered,
ACTI whs Biven to six patients with D.T. (delirium hos-
BIRMINGHAM. and Irish trainers DEP-DRUGS, which may ready making regular use withhold the names of all the tremeus) at a New York PER-DRUGS to boost the of one of
these drugs, effective, he
They drugs.
would remain Pital. All showed hamatic im- fold me even if provement within three to ten of which is in commercial pro- riven well
hours compared with the two In advance of the fur medical pur two pre-race hours during which to three days taken by standard
greyhounds must be under the control of track officials.
treatments.
surgeons that further
are
re-
after..
speed and endurance racehorses, greyhounds, and duction athletes to a degree never poses.
Veterinary possible before, have been
If the drugs are banned, discovered accidentally dur-
Vets have already taken pre. rather hoping Because when you were bolling medical experiments, I race-track oflicials may be
have damaging experiments and dosages out of drugs ing the beans you were syntoli-learned from British Asso- unable to stop unscrupulous cautions to keep details of the search will show that the pep- The the technical Journale, But effects on antimals fi given over
that the long period. This would re- cally boiling your little brother,ciation scientists meeting trainers using them.
drugs occur naturally in am permitted to say
use оп dis strict their
valuable Leave my little brother out of here.
action of the drugs was amounts In uny Sports officials will have smuli this will ya?
covered during experiments archorses and greyhounds they animal's body, concerned with the new anti- belleve. At the last moment you had a difficulty in settling the con- healthy at of renome, So you took the troveraial question whether being set free by a pair rheumatism agents called ACTH
that danger has not HT}] cut of the water before such drugs should be banned of
glands, called and cortisone.
that an stopped some French ocehorse shown they were properly boitte.
or not, since they fall into adrenals, located near the
ደነ of the pep- trainers giving small doses of kidneys. So a chemical Injection of
the distance arsenie "to improve the wind," the category of "tonics."
drugs can double British racing authorities test showing the presence dogs and other animals can run vels tell me.
French of the drugs in an animal's before they are exhausted. suspect that some
beans
Just
as you would have taken your little brother out of the water before he was properly boiled,
Is that so?
Boning Up
NANCY
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, SLUGGO?
I'M GONNA PRACTICE MY
XYLOPHONE
LESSON
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A XYLOPHONE
I HAVEN'T
Tests have
By Ernie Bushmiller
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