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The Socialists Are
Playing For Time
(01) Minister Manzie
Webb
the spoke
of her night to the in bers of the South Lewisham Socialist
ADITION
*
IBy WV. J. BROWN.
They must be issues not of detail, on which the Govern nt can ride away, or on which they could recover by the device
of confidence. of votes
They mt be 1ues on which defeat
Inevitably work!
entait
an Party. He made two pro- election can be used in case and The country it comcions that
appeal to the country. phecies, one of which has mitigate the unpopular and its whol, position is a fal one. ubenny sense that it
the Opprition are wise they already proved to be wrong. invitating controls at the circum- 1 has the
an foreign and in a with not harry and harass the fermer, without surrendering is Hving
sential powers al the ol's paradise.
Goverment on The minutiae It knows conreinusty or sub- of policies. They will concentrate This trategy should result ennelly that Britain is not on the great Issue: The Socialists at the next elce-alions of the earth. firm, the march towards the that it prevent parition does not
Tr
centre.
in a substantial majority for the least worthy anung the Our Shackles
The one which proved to be any Wrong was the prot here that unthing would appear in the
his speech. Fress about fart, every newspaper in Britain has reported it at some lengih.
The second prophecy was about the date of the next elec. tion. Any idea that this would be an early event would, he said,
"entirely wrong
prove to be
"I see no reason," said Mr Webb, "why we should not go well into next year." By "we," he meant the Governmcat,
Well, neither do 1.
Defeats? You
IN such a Parliament as that
Government,
with the majority which ranges from six to nine, necording to the state of the weather and the incidence of the common cold, will from ime to time suffer defeats in the division lobbies.
I feel:
complete collectivist state will represent its real standing in the A he resumed at which it was left off.
In
the
world. point at
a five-year Parliament, the point of no return, en the rond to totalitarianism, would br The rest reached and passed. would follow.
Τε dosiers to achieve that
And there is
Standing.
son why it should not. Britam controls or influences
live In semi- dependence on
RE we to permanent other people?
Are WC រាំវង develop the resources of our own country. and at the Commonwealth and Empire?
Are we to sink back to the
Sitting On The Fence
By
.. Nathaniel Gubbins
THEN the
W
Hit'e
Do you know you have dim- Really?
Woman you mar- Ples? ried puckers her And long eyelashes, Wasted lovely. intellectual fore- an fceber. And nice hands. head into a frown, what is Do you mind I hold your hand?
Look here, she worrying about?
This isn't Paris, Puc-
von kesme, chase tax? The SchumPAY You don't say? If I hadn't plan? Atomic warfare? met you I'd have known that
Mr C. S. Ganley, Socfallst M.P. for attesen South, will eck the Minister of Food it he can promise a supply of ham in the hops for home consumption at Carlin.us.
If this is the problem now botherlun fhousands of unhappy fille women, a cloud af fent ac biens Leo Savold's fat will be Jenkenhut the sands at Margals
mid-summer.
Now what are you snivelling about?
I ain't snivelling.
by the cooking.
Taxpayer No. I
11
Mr G.B. Walker, in presidential address to the
Inland Revenue Staff Fe- eration, raid. "Drillsh tax- payers are the best in the world."
"WHO
HO'S that happy lookin guy walkin around as if
he owned the earth?" asked the American visitor.
"It's a fumy thing you should buy that," sald the Inland
anything We've
Yes, you are. Snivel, snivel, Revenue ofclal, because he
nivel all the morning. We come doesn't
Own
E to enjoy ourselves, didn't ruined im. But we're
we?
I am enjoying mezelf.
No, you ain't The first oliday with pay I've ad for 20 years
very
proud of him. He's our ace in-
come tax payer."
"Don't tell
nd you are to go atout with a sucker caras Ba we week-end. Yes Pay taxes, terday the winkles give you the || gripes.
es. The day before you ast ico much vinegar on the fish
and ips. What's
Am.
Am? The breakfast
all
right, wasn't it?
Yes,
Then what am?
Tatiz
me the DOU: enough dough to
Why, the soles of
la shoes are coming off."
"As a matter of fact, he's a well-paid exccutive of a CX- you porting firm chening dollars to bridge the gap. But, of course, we take most of his earnings"
"Is that bare skin I ace under his neck-tic?
em war
"I is," and the official. "He basn't born able to afford a shirt for years. But le still has a few collars and a tle."
"Does he get enough eat?"
Am for next Christmas. Am for next Chrislin 57 Cord crikey, this is June, ain't it?
You que to think of the future, don't you?
Think of the future? Cord nvus, your
turkey Christmas ain't been otched in Poland yet.
That's no reason why I daresay his wife and children gr shouldn't worry about the am, pretty ungry, too. We don't
All right,
leave them much, you know,"
"What kind of a he have?"
"I rather doubt it. And I
He
home docs
"Home? Don't be funny. sold up his home no to pay his tax arreara."
Then
to worry about m. And the turkey. And the mince pies. And I ope it snowa for you.
You don't ave to git spiteful. I shall be as spiclul 29
ruined my oliday ike. You've
n I'm goin ome. And when I get there I'll sent you a Christ- mas card. With robins on it.
a long time
what's Le toughing
happy," and
at?" asked the American.
"Because he's
the official. "Ils la the happiness of the taxpayer who owca us nothing and as nothing left to
greatness behind Desert island story worry about. But he also con-
az Inge an area of the earth's surface as either, the United level of a third-rate Power.
states or Russia. We ought to Now this Government do not ccupy a position not inferior to with all our represent
in the either. But while this Govern us? a majority country. The country wavered ment remain in power Britain nl the last election between two will not do so.
fears.
Or are we to break through the shackles which crib, cabin, and confine us, to assert our
10
release
IL
that reported "American mothers, alarm- ed by stories of the gigolos Italy and the night wolves of France, are send- ing their young daughters England because they
of
the
We live in fear of Hussin, and political and economle Inde- 1 economic dependence upon pendence; One fear was the fear that if the United States. That is no natural initiative and energy of the Tories were returned they position for men of an imperial cur people, and to begin a new would injure and destroy what race.
is called the Welfare State.
The other fear was that I the Socialists were returned Ute road to the collectivist state would have been irretrievably chosen.
Newer of
But if it does, such defeats are not irremediable. All that will happen is that the Government will table, for a date fixed in advance, a motion of confidence, represents On such a motion, all thele sun- the country. porters will be present to the
last man.
Even if the Liberni
vote with the Conservatives, the Government will scrape home, and all, from its point of view. will be well,
It Must Dodge DUT while the Government
these two fears the real mood of
What Tactics?
WHAT
and better era for ourselves and the world?
to
alders it amusing that, while the wages of the workers are heavily taxed, spivs go freo to drive about in luxury cars. IIc thinks it a funny kind of Sn- cialism."
have heard that Englishmen Pig's fatal plunge
Are wholesome and safe.'
Momma
The only answer to one incology is another and better then, in these ideology. It is for the Opposio you know why circumstances, should be the tion to make it clear that they send me to England? tactics of the Opposition? tt porsers one, and to proclaim No.
Because should be to pose issues which it at the top of their voice.
you're wholesome strike right at the root of the
(World Copyright Reserved-London Socialist policy.
Express Servies).
TTHU CHẤT VIÊN
NHIỀU CUN
Power Of Mind Over Matter
Every THE EXISTENCE of that quirk false teeth jaws can bite with perfectly,
may go on for a good while yet. I can also she every reason why it should noi. reason, that is, from a national point of view.
For Government which are in fact not a Government, bût only on administration, is an Immense national labilliv. Ar the condition of their continued existence, it has to dodge every serious internat problem. and every considerable international problem.
And their Eternal aral It International problems are enormous,
The strategy of the Socialis Party is plain for all to see. If this Government can hang on for a year or more, the memory of the years 1045-50 may be expected to become dim.
Nothing is more desired by the leaders of the Socially Party. Their
heir experience at thi last election taught them that the sum total of what they had done was not exactly popular.
on
halk instead.
Within 24 hours 27 pecent of The men who took the chalk
GANGSTER FISH
sooner
and safe.
Who is?
Why, everybody. wholesome?
Aren't you
wholo-
How do you Incan.
some?
Well, do you
healthy mind?
have a clean,
Fairly clean. I think,
And safe?
Safe at what?
What do you
think I mean
afe at? Tiddleywinks?
safe the
Tiddleywinks? Oh, I'm pretty afe at that. One of the soundest players in the country.
Aw, quit kiddin. Suppose you
and me were alone on a desert
sland?
Pigeons are playing plag pong at Harvard University, America. A zow called Bes sle has committed suicide by Jumping into a pand al Hayes, Middlesex, England.
BEFORE
EFORE Sir Waldron Smithers considers asking a question in the House of Commons: "Is It not a fact that even dumb creatures are happy under free Socialism?" it is only fair to worn him
that the
American pigeons aro not playing ping
but
pong occause they are happy. because they are in the hands of a
psychologist, Pro-
fessor B.F. Skinner.
For reasons
for
best known himself, he is making them play corn. The winning pigeon Kels the corn; the loser goes hungry, which is fice enterprise One of in its noblest form, but which Je not likely to make the loser happy.
What island? Oh, any old island." those
little English Islands maybe.
With the birds ringin, and the sun setia, and the sky nil crifnson and gold.
Most birds don't sing at sun-
than
enables then.
Heck. Let's have the un
Nor did those of risin, then. And the sky purple Bessie, commit elekle because
the English and blue.
she was depres English island it would eura of Sociam. This is made ed by the rig- abundantly clear
50W,
probably be raining.
Well, let it rain. Let it hall.
normal when of the human intellect force. PHI6" stronger than 45lb. entered the chamber,
But whe which most folk call "the power
the oxygen in the air there we Ef minef over matter" Was POND FISH which turn thinned to the strength foun dearly demonstrated during re- gangster, gobbling up the com
at 18,000ft. they quickly de cent fests of the new "lightning munity's nail by instead of veloped symptoms of drunken- -old-cure" druca
routing out their./food with the TIC53.
GROWING UP U.S. Army doctors tested the rest, can be cured of cannibalism
THIE by psychological treatment, U.S.
MSDICAL HISTORY soldiers who shere experts claim. 100 rugs
sheets of more than 2.000.00 reported sick with heark colds. All the men
When hir-mouthed bass are Britons have revealed the sur were told they
that children of would be given cold-cure tablets put into weedy ponds come of prising fact
biggest Invariably move well-to-do folk But 70 of them
stop growin were actually
shunning much iven similarly shaped tablets of Into secluded spots.
the shoal, except when they poorer parents.
Better feeding strike to anap up some stragging youngster:
to reach their full height year ut scientists found that if the in advance of the less well- weeds are cleared so that all the nourished. fish are forced to mingle the
Back In gangsters soon develop a social on growing until they were 20 Look, honey. We're all alone. conselence and return to a non- Now they reach full stature be- On an island. At dawn. Maybe fish diet.
fore they are 22. anthropologist's rainin, but how would you སྨཱ་ith everybody well
Dr G. M. MORANT reports. fuel? tries to eat quainted nobody
CASUALTIES reports Professor anybody,"
SCIENTISTS seeking to ASHLEY MONTAGU
D. D. T. to which
would strengthen DANGEROUS
have rapidly become flies
something. resistant, report that by mixing
Oh, you'd it with a chemical-not yet on rate-they raised the casualty
would
you? One must have brekker. you rate among a cumple dy swarm know. You can't go ruining from 42 percent to 88 percent.
about an island at dawn on an empty stomach
claimed they were completely eured. Only 10 percent of those given the
said their drux ymptoms had gone.
MORE BITE THE MOST perfect false teeth modern science can provide still fall far short of the natural rticle in biling power, accord-
for
They wish that what they diding to measurements made by FURTHER PROOF that a few should be forgotten. They wish Swedish dentist Dr FOLKE drinks may be dangerous to familiarise the country with STRENGEL
airmen has been provided by the spectacle of a "moderate" An averagely strong mon or alcoholic drinking tests carried Socialist Government.
woman with a full set of natural out an. a pressure chamber. Moreover, the interval teeth can exert a biting force of Mch who had been given a between
next 1481b.. Strenger reports. With couple of stiff whiskies seemed
now
NANCY
And
WILL YOU ĮMOW MY LAWN
TOMORROW,
SLUGGO?
the
Night Plight
AW--- I
CAN MOW IT RIGHT
NOW
SILLY BOY--
MOWING GRASS
AT NIGHT
*
in 1880 most men went
UP
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By Ernie Bushmiller
?
We wouldn't care, would we?
Wouldn't we?
In her inat
poignant message written before she took the fatal plunge she wrote,
feel I can't go
get so depressed.
Litter after litter and dreading the day when
I shall be "Pretty parky, I should think nothing but four or five hun-
dred bacon O.K. You're cold.
rations. So I feel But what
this is the only way out.
love to all
and look after my last litter,
you do?
Daisy,
Do? If I had a gun l'd shoot, Glue my
shoot some hing, Aggie, Johnny, Gertic,
Willie, Charlie, Maante, Tommy. Ivy, Vi and little Minnie. Their Mum was thinking of them till
BALD SPOTS!
the end."
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