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GERMAN SLEEP DOCTOR
By Jack L. Hoes
A
GERMAN doctor says
he hog found the answer to modern sleepless- noss problems. He hus founded school, teaching students how to sleep.
Every night at p.in. Dr Manfred Breuninger, nerve specialist, opens the door of his home to lel in hu three
Students of sleep."
of my patients AFL Individually, That's
why take only three each night," Dr Ireuninger Ex- plained.
let them in, have some chinta about their dafly life problems, tfo sume exterior treatments perhaps electricity or massage, if necessary, but no drugs and then I send them to bed,
Charging
deutschmarks Der night, Breuninger tells us patients things to lead their imagination away from their
rdinary worries.
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Things like a star-sprinkled sky or a quiet lake in the moun- Cains,"
lie explained. "That usually makes them ease their minds and they fall asleep."
Many Cures
The 60-year-oki doctor ist the idea to found hla "night hospital" came to him in 1933. and since then he has cured! some 200 patients who called on him from all parts of Germany and many European countries, Including Holland, Sanden. Switzerland and Austria,
I used to have many guests every night
In my home back 1933, and I found that most
of my friends were suffering from sleeplessness, he said.
confer-over and decided to start a
if he had lived in The Conservative parly met "So one Sunday I thought it
and this is normal for a healthy maa-I simply get up and d By some work."
Liberals
Rules Prescribed
Here are some of Dr Breunin ter's rules:
1. Smoke tile and do not
read exciting thrillers before
he would certainly Mr Churchill in secret You must undiru tand by thie that holy of holies where drink monarchy.
to the News night hospital for such persona, S all the world knows,
time that the Bakh Parliament in available at all hours-Mem- America
a woman, Tory
My first patient, M.P the British went
unlike any other in the word, bers stand und sip a whiskey have become the President. If ence. According the polls last February even it it is their Mother. It is and soda because there is no he had lived in Germany ke Chronicle, five
would have crashed itler be openly criticised their lender for came on the following Thursday
his action.
It was understood and three weeks later she was fore that maniac had started. and delivered a characteris- rue that no on MP. I am paid place to sit down.
argument was that cured. I have drawn this
As it happens he lives in Bri- that their
"I can't complain about sleep- tically same verdict, thus £1,000 a yere, but une having
try and depict the tain and has declared war on the duty of the Tories was to
but de-eness myself, but if I have bearing out the saying of the Oath 1 need rat turn reunit to
atmosphere in which the mad Socialism and all its works, in- woo the Liberal vote that distinguished Ameri- up until the next General Else-
Hey, and I would still receive Parlament Into being, sisting on conducting that war stroy the Parliamentary Liberal bad night now and then-
our being without
unill the Party. respite cun wit, the late Alexander
it is also true that I my bay.
We move and have trouble
with mv
and, as harassed Government throws in 16 swirling mob,
came Ume Woolcott, that at any mo- would be in
At the But a mob
surrenders pro its hand and thy consti. British Porty Whips, and
everyone knows ment of crisis the
of the great were meeting in secret. are apt to fly into a deep nis might take a poor view of duces its own psychology. Many as the descendant
become persistent Duit such persistent absenteeism, but of us have
Duke of Marlborough, he knows dramatic coluicidence there was
OT clocking t there is
Terrace walkers, where in the that Britain always fought her to be next day the first big test
at the look
with for 2009-
coalition of allies, of strength in the lobbies. The out demands deduction
pay
both out and in the present Parlia- Whips hind kent Faced with the record of five
attendang.
mentary struggle he determined that even the hall, the maimed yrars of Serialist administration
to secure the Liberals as an ally and the influenza sufferers must drink coffee after 3 p.m. for The reason
It is sad
2. Do not the people said to the Govert-
Greater Strain
before they joined the Socialist turn up for the vote.
to record that one very slek ment by their votes: "Let us have courre in tradition. የዝን further Socialization
camp. of have never wanted the proics-
Socialist made the journey and literature or going to bed. Therefore he bided his mo- died on the way back. industry and services until we sinnal politician, and rot until
3. Get up in the morning. T see how you get on with what the Socialists in 1945 rolsed our UIE strain of course la greater
on the Socialists than on the ment and then, one day out of
Long Into tho night the Don't stay in bed until noon. To the Conserva- stipend to the present gure of
their "I leave it up to my patients wrestled with thread.
another subject, he Liberals on quite lives they said: "We are regain £1,000 could an M. P. live on Opposition. for the life of the the blue, while making a speech
hi Parliamentary
remunera Government hangs on a
They disapproved whether they choose blankets or ing some of Our local confidence hic
The idea was that M. P. This has already led to incidents looked across at Ilerbert Mor- consciences. in you to come from their
yet .
without humour rison and asked him if he would of the Socialists, but their his- quilts to
rooms are unheated when the vole to enquire into elec- But next day Commitice to
"The average age of my sleep- polley of other days." To the
swank ต involved, not without pathos.
is 45, and ranges The reason for came the Liberals went into the students Liberals they said:
A young Socialist M.P. from toral reform. "We don't
the conservatives, between 10 and 65, I am not came up to me
uch
an enquiry, he said, was lobby with want to lose yun but we think subjects which they understood
On big Lancashire away.
ture about any positive you ought to go.
to." The message and then delfs
would of courra few days ago In the lobby and the disproportionately small re- It is true that the Government too to the Communists was: "Get
wcases they because they said: "I wonder if you would presentations of Liberals in rela- survived by a tiny majority, but outcome of the mare un persons
won the Arst over 3 years of age. pair with me from six to eight ton to the total voto polled by Churchill had oul and stay out."
round.
He had persuaded the In the evening for a while. My them.
Liberal Party to go on record as wife died not long ago and my
saying, by their vote, that the Hitle girl likes me to put her to the only time she
Covernment should resign and
Venu
for a return to the Inissez-fuitions, businesses or (inter) and, in one case in which I was agree to a setting up of a Select torke feud was with the Tories. but the reep under," he said.
No Daniel ever delivered a raner judgment, nor did either of the two major parties deny that the mandate was elcar and inescapable. Mr Attlee and his associates promptly dropped all
unions
wanted to be there.
Off To Derby
HESE generalisation. di not bed. It's
D
Ray of Hope
MR Clement Davies and his go to the country. and do not abnly to Winietate rees me and the's very lonely
Oner a man is made a Minister here in London."
This pairing means the further Socialisation mea ne must drop all outside activi-
eight Liberal followers could Thin that it hardly belleve their cars.
Cripps Hammered
Men And Women
"Men and women are about eventy split in my patients' list." After his customers get up in the morning, Dr Breuninger sald, he has them tell him their
gures with which they had sp- lies and devote his entre time there was a division neither of was as of hibe to the pEN come the Budget, Crur-dreams "so I might be able to
be
Looked Placid
Vierg
Contrasl
of
mark
in present-
In the indemned cell. i would vote so that the ratio zoner pealed to the electorate. If the in the job.
It is not very long ano that of the parties would be unal Herbert Morrison frowned dark-chill hammered Cripps with-find the clues teading to the
Without
vorning he had out mercy. Day after day the de-origin of their sleeplessa or that is paining complex people wanted a political truse
bate went on, but Churchill's the Parliamen used to adjourn for tered. Needless to say I gladly ly they should have it.
had the Derby. It is on record that it entered into the pact with him, been put on the spot.
spirit
spread their minds, But the practice goes from the "I see no necessity for setting ochiling
"Sleep is as necessary for us once adjourned to on to Cavent Garden and see, David Garrick pathetic to the grotesque. Two up such a Committee," he an- through the Tory ranks. When
Nigel Birch, a brilliant sardonic as is food, and people who claim days ago the Parlla- swered tersely, No wonder the
for they cannot sleep are simply or three US began the life of the omiet
was called mentary
Churchill bowed gravely, but back-bencher, wound up Private Secretary Stalemate Parliament. Except British Parliament for the budget which could not the best club in Europe, Men one of the principial Ministers there was a twinkle in his eye. the Opportion on the last night, victims of nervousness and the
Government a world- After that reply there would be he hit Sir Stafford with every worries Involved
Drugs and sleeping Not day life, glad to pay heavily for
wedding in the
between the blow in his repertoire.
help for 2 short avoided, the Government
days of Lloyd pills may of being a mem- famous figure-asked if I would no the privilege would bring ID contentious
Ou ber.
pair with the Minister from five Socialists and the Liberals. But since the great
it was not only the Socialists George has there been heard period, but after the body gels measures before the House. Mr
in eight. that with today,
who were angry. A large sec- ruch devastating Irony and in-used to them they do not work Eden, as Dejaity Leader of the
nny more or have to be taken in threat
tion of the Conservatives were vective. Opposition, also declared that Because of the constant
It's Churchill
showing open disapproval of The next day there were two steadily increasing doses." Government. the Conservatives would not of defeating the
votes-practically votes of cen- conduct a fractious Opposition. the House in rowded all day
There TELL him to take the whole what Churchill had done.
Hnd not the Liberals opposed sure on the Government. Once It looked as if politics at West- and late into the night.
Government scraped in the
evening of I said, "and minster would be as pineld as are not enough
although they through, but only by five votes.
once more mid-chamber to accommodate as all. I'll do the same." Thus did I the Tories in four hundred con- more the n poot on a breathless
the Liberals down to ignominous And when Churchill speaks enable the Rt. Honourable...to stuencies and, you have to stand to hear him do whatever he wanted to do. But and gone
A short respite for a few days. Then why in less than three unless you arrived early. We the Party Whips do not like defeat in nearly every contest, came in with us.
of Liberal votes that would and then without warning the months did the Stand is not sit at desks in the cham- these private pacis. They want had they not robbed the Tories Parliament turn into the Mat bert We have 110 greretaries all the players on the field.
o'clock at night, As the Gov Now how did all this come otherwise have gone to the Tory Tories forced a divisiou at 10 as and no rooms Why do Parliament?
What We are about?
has happened candidate?
emment Whips saw the crisis besiege the Ilouses of Parlia supplied to
sent frantle ment as though the Cup Final where we can dictate.
messages in all directions, Minis con- that they would drop their elec
and Anthony WHEN the debate was over ters hurried from Whitehall, in- of bed, motor tion programme,
the Tories broke into groups valids got oul Eden said that the Conservatives
for to discuss Churchill's surprise cars raced to Westminster-but would no oppose merely
move. There is in the British when the division was
Tour swept the sake of opposing?
the chamber. 'The I am afraid that the answer politician a natural haired of gigantic Tory
proportional representation be through In enure It tends to produce splin- Government had been defeated! Winston Churchill,
had lived
pnn- Was absolute If Churchill writing endless Aberdeen a secretary,
Tories jumped on their Spain he would have been the ter parties which become like
To the demonium, terrier Max, unwisely named letters in longhand to
In the is constituents.
dining grealest matador of his genera- bargainers in a bazaar.
Others surrounded If he had lived in France Drilish the perfect way is the the benches and wave order walters without rooms the
are over tap. the lawn
have founded two party system, with one in papers.
(Contd. on Tace 5, Col. 1) swearing at the dog on worked to the point of collapse. he would either
rocrn an exha republic or restored the and one out, the other side of the wall,
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