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(TA 15FAmerican Magatina by Zeven "There's just one little buttonhole left over-okay?"
C. V. R. Thompson The dole chief tries it
on his family
TEW YORK.—The most unpopular man in New
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1950.
TWO POLITICAL WRITERS (A TORY AND A SOCIALIST) REVIEW EACH OTHER'S BOOKS
The best job, poor
IR BOYD-CARPENTER'S
Malin little, book acts
out to do three things. In the first place it puts up n number of the author's pri- vate little Aunt Sallies in order that he can get some schoolboy fun out of knock- ing them down.
Secondly, it tries manfully, but not very successfully to re- concile nome of the inherent self-contradiclions of Conserva- fism. And thirdly it tries to ex- plati away the fact that a Con- servative Parly hasn't got, and can never have, a policy,
Aunt Sallies
ET'S take the Aunt Sallics L
first. One of Mr Boyd Carpenter's many fairy-tales is that the Labour Party rests on doctrines" as though "foreign
and Winstanley
Rainborough
NYork these days ta Raymond Hillard. He is Wel-and- Robert Owen weren't Bri-
fare Commissioner and is under constant attack because he recently cut by five percent the dole that is handed to those who cannot earn their own living.
tons or never existed,
In his attempts to reconcile the internal contradictions of“
To meet the criticism, Com- time it rains. Warnings have Conservative Policy, Mr Boyd- out that the crisis Is Carpenter sounds very 'uncorn-
acute every day.fortable indeed.
missioner
Hard, who earns Cote
£5,000 a year and lives in a getting more
ax-rom, three-bath
his family
for a month.
on
Ant, put relief budget
UNEMPLOYMENT has taken
sadden jump. January
He argues that Conservatives abu to benefit all sections of!
For four weeks his family of figures showed that 4,400,000 the community-but wisely for- slx lived as for as food was ure without jobs. That is the gets to mention what they did
on the £42 they highest-anumber since the war. concerned would have received cole.
do,
to
According Mrs Hilliard, "We ate as well as we usually "The main difference was that Mr Hard took randwiches to the office for lunch and they had
steaks, no
expensive cheeses, und sweets,
that
to those sections
of the com- munity who lived in the De- TAVERYTHING
makes pressed Areas. He quotes Italy example of a country. shopping tiresome has been as an removed in "the perfect store" ridden by the Black Market, which opened recently in Evan-but doesn't remind his readers slon, Illinois.
that the Italian Government is The customer who cannot run by Conservatives. fletel the department which
7 tries in the same breath to folls, shail we say, buth annis, sald, he
"we
and an condemn the nationalisation of picks up a teteplione, dib. nt
railways, and to managed to buy
her directions, coal at the operator gives
Conservative ment, flat, and poultry, We There is no more waiting for
why explain had as much fruit, vegetables, parcels to be wrapped. Chutes Government would keep them milk, and eggs as usual. And y
from counter to under publle ownership. none of us lust weight."
and kinder-
"But,"
carry
them
wrapping
room, conveyors
take the not regain his lost popularity Wrapped parcel to a supervisor by these sacrifices. That was stationed in the parking space, because he announced the re- cult at a party.
Commissioner Hillard dld #round
The party menu-two large the
dishes of tongue, publiena.. turkeys, two three different kinds of bread, wing pounds of cheese, by the gallon.
Tries to woo
TIE tries pathetically to woo Hthe rates
unions but of IBERTY versus Socialism is course doesn't quote his party's to introduce anil- ery which Re intention war
union Night-trades
legislation. Ho America's party, have adopted for condemns the pre-war neglect and Scotch this year's
countryside, general, but not of our cities and Presidential, election. The is without mentioning that it was sue, said the Republicans, is his party which were respon- HE SAVE WATER campaign "whether we shall control our sible for that neglect.
New York is flopping Government.
whether we That is because the shall delegate to it the right to badly. people turn on the taps every direct the lives of our citizens."
Tuk
OF
And he because
waxes
indignant academic
THE CONSERVATIVE CASE by Joba Boyd-Carpenter
Reviewed by
lan Mikardo
Sciati wka Mamber of Parlia
Reading for ment
our
croakers hove foreseen
ntional bank- ruptey from the Black Death to the summer
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chap Politics of the gutter
shreds and
aro
two Mr
threw the TERE Anta plecen into the faces of the Mikardos, if that is the delegates.
correct plural for a very Doyd-Carpenter singular personality.
What Mr suffers from Is that neither ho nor Mr Churchill can decide Conservativo polley and that he daro not mention, Woolton's million and the polley-forming activities of the strictly anony- mous Gentry and who subscribed to it,
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its
There is Mr Mikardo, the industrial consultant, with knowledge of and serious interest in the problema of
companies modern Industry,
But the most surprising thing about. The Conservative Case is nol lis contents, but Re length or rather its lack of length
It is almost exactly half the length that the publishers specified, and
31 pages make
eighteen-pen- 1940, but he
Door doesn't go on to say that Con- n'orth. But
that servative croakers have gone supporę
long- on crying stinking fish about the their own nation right up to the suffering au- thor who is present day.
a lawyer dis- covered there art limits to the amount am
can'
But where pour Mr. Boyd- Carpenter has the most trouble of oil is in trying to explain, in a passage of paintul rationalisa- tions why his party hasn't got and can't have, a polley.
He makes the best job he can, of The Right Road poor chap, for Britain, though at the last Conservative conference Mr Churchill tore that little book
uπ-
THE LABOUR CASE by lan, Mikardo
Reviewed by John Boyd- Carpenter
who was Centerrative Member of Parlia ment for Kingston- on-Thames
KEMPENGUPOKORÁLKODONT
penetrating analysis of ladur- trial problems committed him- celt also to the street-corner claptrap and appeals to ignorant prejudice which appear again and again in the pages before
pago 37, and again in the last eight pages,
Of the madhouse PERHAPS the worst, and most
of other or no politlent views can read with profit; in par
lcular
it ment of polley because he has seems to me, "pay-masters" who will later his comments tell him what to do. on the prob-
Ingenuous, is the allegation that a leader of the Conserva-
tive Parly cannol issue a state-
a proper level
And there is Mr Mikardo, the petulant though able politician who pursues tiringly any opportunity to besmirch the probity of his political opponents.
Both Mr Mikardos appear in this book, the politician up- lem of securing
Investment per most. of
37 From page equipment. to page 50 he If the rest of this little book too for there alone can anyone presents So were on the samo-devel it would seriously visualise Mr Churchill clalist indus- make a serious claim that the obediently awalling the orders trial pro Socialist Party were attempting of some unspecifled "paymaster" posals with to inckle the problems of our before deciding on his policy. clarity And, time. Kranted hla hypotheses,
that
LABOUR
CONSERVATIVE
you write in. defence of criminal whom
you 10 be know guilty.
This la the politics of tho industrial gulier. And of the madhouse,
of Mr
II Mr Mikardo is seriously But the other side good sense, Mikardo's split intellectual per- searching for the relationship of its paymaster, it is sonality vitiates this claim. It a party and there is dificult to believe that the might be as well if he included which people man who wrote the sensible and in his researches the relationship
There much
IN CANADA TODAY
Y
TORONTO. can buy a farm in Canada for £125. Taxes
By JAMES COOPER
are low as £4 a year.
It is estimated that Canada's
of the Labour Party and the TUC, After all, his book is.rup- posed to be about the Labour
case,
No gibes omitted
S
the north of the wheat crop will be 360 million to have seen their footprints naked women to work in the
Indians and white men claim
"sixteen Inches long and seven inches wide."
They are Fald to be enveren for the rest of this part of the book, none of the usual up to nine feet high, with..beck- ling brows and hairy bodies, street-corner gibes is omilied. the growing hiding in the unmapped inter-The appeal to envy (page B), sleighing, he says
Albertn and British the gibe at heredity (page D), season is 170 days and mean land of
the "lop-halted Idlers from the at Ascot" Enclosure Royal That is what members of the summer temperature 64 degrees. Columbia.
Committed of Conservation
(page 10), the sending of "holf Ontario's Parliament report after touring
coal mines" (page 21), the deep affection of the Colonial Em- province.
pire for the Ministry of Food's methods (page 31) (of course, written before Mr Bustamente (blew this argument up), and inevitably the insinuation that a Conservative Government would
In the Cochrane area, they told of one farm in five abandoned; 3,000 tons of hay left to rol.
bushels, on top of a carry-over of nearly 100 million.
This means that, after selling to Britala 145 million bushels
bushels under and 203 million Reason-the settlers moved the International Wheat Agree- cut wisen they found they could ment, she will still have 160 carn more in the pulp and paper million bushels surplus. - industries and mines.
In the Rainy River district, ex- provincial M. P. George Lock-
in
N expedition from hurt wants Parliament to bring University of New Mexico D. Ps. from Europe and is secking traces of early Indian near MacLeod, establish a demonstration faim civilisation
the
to show there are 750,000 acres Alberta. suitable for agriculture.
the It
settle may
con- think Canada troversy are there such people For those who has a traditional nine months as Sasquatches?
and three months'
know
bad
CANADIANS have longer and
narrower feet than English men according to 32-year-old
A. A. Fox, of the British Leather Export Coporation. Hó organised British Leather Weeks ncross Canada.
He says
create unemployment.
They are all there for people who think that sort of thing a helpful method of debating our country's affairs amid the per- plexities of 1950.
Mr
British shoemakers have changed their lasts to fit Cahadian fect, changed wallets In hla introduction, to A Canadian notes which are Herbert Morrison places it on wider than United States dollars, record that he does not neces- and made suitenses ilghtër be- sarlly agree with everything in
the book. cause Canadians fly to much.
-(London Express Service)
-(London Express Service) .
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
THE GAL WHO CAN. GET ALL
THAT STUFF
IN ONE OVER-NIGHT
BAG.
THE LAD WHO'S OWED YOU A HUNDRED FOR
TWO YEARS TALKS YOU OUT OF ANOTHER FIFTY,
'SO LONG,
Jo... AN' THANKS!
THE 98 POUND
GAL WHO CAN MAKE HER 200 POUND HUSBAND HAND OVER HIS PAY
INTACT... AND LIKE
IT.
REAL PEARLS ARE FOUND IN OYSTERS... BUT IT TAKES. A MAGICIAN TO GET A VIOLE STRING OF THEM OUT OF ONE
LITTLE SHRIMP.
THE MAN WHO MAINTAINS - A 5000.** CAR AND A SEVENTY-FIVE-DOLLAR-A-WEEK ¡CHAUFFEUR. ON A SALARY OF 3500,"
A YEAR.
Bu
"Magicians"
KEMP STARRETT
THE LADS WHO CAN SELL PICTURES LIKE
THIS FOR GOOD, HARD CASH.
COFA, 1958 BY GENERAL FEATUREK COEP, TM-WORLD RIGHTS RESERVED.
THE GAL WHO CAN DOUSE HER MAN'S HAIR WITH WAVE-
SET, ENMESH HIM IN A
SHOOD, KID HIM ABOUT IF
AND STAY HEALTHY.
ANY WOMAN WHO CAN KEEP UP TWO FRONTS LIKE THESE A ON TWELVE BICKS A WEEK..