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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JULY 30, 1949.

MOMENTS PAGE

SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith YOUR BIRTHDAY.

BY STELLA

WAKERAL

.MCKENNEY ON BRIDGE

Bidding Reveals

'Ice Cold' Slam

BY WILLIAM E. McKENNEY,

IN

discussing bridge Morey

complained that we have

too many rules and regulations. He sold, "Why don't you push

all the chips in once in awhile.”

I explained to him that some-

times these little gadgets, or so

'called bidding

were necessary

conventions,

10 keep

you

from losing all of your chips

at one time.'

Out came a lend pencil, and

another table cloth was ruined,

we laid out today's hand. Morey argued that he would open with a-two heart bid, but

#13*

I thought one heart was enough.

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"Isn't it high time we gave something to charity? This old dining room set is making the house look like a museum!"

BY THE WAY

by Beachcomber

SATURDAY, JULY 30

DORN today, you have a fine, all-around

character and should be successful in your.. to work. You are artistic and literary; yet' have an excellent business sense and can strike n good bargain. Highly adaptable you can get along with many varying types of people and this adds greatly to your success potential.

Guard against too much restlessness. You want change of seeng and pace all the time and unless you can get it you are apt to get bored, moody and even depressed... Fortunately, how- ever, you havo a keen sense of humour and a quick, witty tongue. You are a gifted, conver- rationalist and could probably Iecture well if you tried,

You are very positive in your ideas and once you have made up your mind to do some- When thing, your determination is steadfast.

you have undertaken a job you will finish it— somehow. Learn to be very particular about dotalis so that the job is always done as should be.

You women, especially, are homeloving, affectionate and even ardent in your devotions. It is likely there will be some "one person" in your life who can bring you complète happi- neas. Being highly intuitive, you often

sense

a thing before it actually happens. Learn to pay strict attention to your premonitions and you will rarely, if ever, go wrong. Since your family ties are strong you should have a happy and content home life.

To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday slar and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.

SUNDAY, JULY 31 -

PORN today, you have rather complex

personality. You are real Idealist and nothing ever seems to reach the perfection which you set up before you as your objective. Always looking for the best in everyone and everything, you are apt to get very disillusioned if things do not work out as you plan them. When I comes to getting what you want, you have n lot of will and determination.

Yet, you dislike the placidity which comes from being a conservative soul who sticks to something no matter how dull it is. You must have change and variety to live happily. Very fond of travel, you will probably visit many, of the far places of the, earth during your life- time.

Your Intuitions are exceptionally keen. On the other hand, you would never admit that

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) A tine day. Your home interests should come first. Courtship and marriages are especially favour-

ed.

pant-

$1099

PLUCK these, two ex- "The Fabian Society's

quisite blooms from my phlet, Miners and the Board, should have the effect of au favourite morning paper: atom borab en Hobart House."

"For the majority of prople a Tury victory at the next election rouki be almost as grave as the efect of an atom bomb," Mr Shimmelt, the War Secre- thry.

250 Years

said

In

The Army

South

3.0

West

North

Pass

2

J'ass

Pass Puss

4 N. T.

Pass

5 N. T.

Pass

Pass Opening-V.J

7 N. T.

Pass

20

Medal.

I did not argue with him when

he said North should jump to

two spades and, that South's

next correct bid was

diamonds..

}

I now explained that North

(Continued from. Page 4)

awarded

Either the peakers in both cases were exaggerating, or else they forgot to substitute "terly"

for almost" in Number I..

to nad

insert "literally" between "should" au "have" in Number II. Tolstoy and Betty

Grable

A GALLUP pull in Hollywood

on "if you had your time over again, would you marry all the same people?" has

shown that the first four-or-live

the Long! Service wives and husbands become

Also

a

11

hind the vane jumble of inces after Meritorious Service Medal and thine. The next two or three Service Pen-nre vivid enough to be loathed. a Distinguished

percent sion, while his brother Jacob Seventy-one

put in a mere 20 years with rather have a new lot

gether In a the 5th Dragoon Guards.

new

would

alto- life. Miss mistaking the inc The eighth Breading was for Betty Grable,

"Life's more more three 12 years on the Army Head-question, said,

and liquer. quarters Staff at the War Office, than Just

There's

I don't culture, and while his son, another George. Ther

she Asked if had the most distinguished re-mean maybe." cord of the family. He entered meant Tolstoy, she said, "Well, the Worcestershire Regiment in that isn't fun, is it?" They said,

later

And she said, would like to know how many 1800, and a year

No, I wasn't. the "So what?" And they said. "So seconded for service with

what?" Rifles. In aces and kings his partner has. East Africans

the you mean Tolstoy, so

said. "So I mean course of his long career in East And she Therefore, the four

Tolstoy. so

what?" And they no trump Africa, he won his DSO ghin said, "Skip it."

Jidball! In bld and the response would let the Mad Mullah at

1004, was mentioned in des-Quite remarkable

com-THE patches manded the troops in British

-him-know-hls-partner-bad-two }

found out his partner hod one Somalilard

king. There

Was No

110

four times.

the

on

to

_announcement_that___the.... BBC is to broadcast aces. The ave no trump bid East Africa in 1811-12, the 3rd sound of a man being stung on

Rines, Bu, King's African

the the arm by a bee in further Police, and the proof, if proof were needed, Tals holding Jubaland and Somaliland Camel kind of entertainment will end with the rank of by making people too lazy to Corps. Morey back now. He said he Heulen in 1027. Ile go to see men being stung

never married, and his death the arm by bees. Then, with

ago in London television, you will be able Reven years brought to a close a truly re-slt ut homie and see and hear markable record of service In this sort of thing. Later on, it the British Army,

broadcast be possible to the sound of a mouse smelling a sunflower-seed, with a com mentary: "Yes....tho little beggar is now sniffing at the thing....that sound you Just heard was the sning....he's sniffed it...."

would simply bid seven

trump, which is Ice cold.

SKELETON CROSSWORD

ELVES ACROSS

1. One means of getting

Port 1

·7. In it made by a abort usher

Sho's medium in manner.

голога.

13. This sort of

straight.

L

dot

;). An killummation of past sORTA,

*. It's not your try Gnalty.

18. Brought up by straggler.

lp. Crop of birds.

21. 01 in bridal array.

In retirement.

21. Gloomy at heart.

24. Possibly denise valleys.

ad. Not what the glans-klitor

climbed two words).

CLUES DOWN

L. Bircham dame, perhapa, in

hotel.

4. 400-graiX CALY

3. Can be found in a cracknol sin.

4. Stuffs with lies t

5. Portal

6. How men swear when these

tadies are upset i

1. Overwhelmed at so unspecihod

timo at the finish,

4. Wherein refreshment may be

consumed or Krown

(two words), inta....Bo.I return to the speaker for

some musical performances.

he crookedi

11 They may be mastered 07

people of degree.

It may coup, your be 12; it ho

doesn't. 1. Ife full of beer the dog

12. Fuçkering with that which 30. Odorous principle.

(Solution on this page)

Tablemates

COME RIGHT

IN, FOLKS

NANCY

HERE COMES THAT NOSY MRS, SNOOP AND HER DAUGHTER

may

I don't follow this

MAN told a psychiatrist

VIRGO (Aur. 24-Sept. 22)— Some partnership, either bust- have or social, should Egreat advantages Fight now.

Afake progress.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)--- Emoilons are very near the su:- face, so be careful in all that

Think twice you do.

before deciding anything.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)- Guard against needless errors. Don't lose your possessións be eause you are careless. We cau- tious.

LEO (July B4-Aug. 23)-

all Definitely a poor day for your acivities. Don't place too much confidence in the opposite

sex.

VIRGO (Ané. 24-Sept. 221- Travel if you must; but be very careful in all matters involving the budget and finances, Changes are in the air!

SINTELLIGENCEITESITI

THE CAUCUS

E business of electing the patronage com- miltee of the Worshipful Company of Axegrinders resta with the outgoing committed. And this year (x vaur), the outcolng committee..had no bezita- tion in re-electing itself. Sach of a five members proposed one of the others as a member and seconded angther one.

For example.

Colonel Amplitude seconded his own' proposer and proposed

seconder. MEA own

Mr. Dingo's proposer seconded Lord Elixir, whilo his seconder proposed Mr. Clapperdown,

Who was Lord Ellzir's propert

(Solution on this page)

CHESS PROBLEM

By S. F. E. FLATAU Blacke, 11 pieces.

tartan

on

W

up

safdit

that every time he drank too Touch whisky he saw a tlay white rhinoceros in a overcoat. After doing sums hla blotter and looking charts, the psychiatrist "Drink less whisky." Two days later the man returned. He said: whisky the

10 gave the rhinoceros, and it began to roar The with laughter at me." psychiatrist replied: "Normally, that would mean that

you were

KIT

not there, but as the rhinoceros

either cannot be there "But here it is," said the man, taking out of his pocket a small

rhinoceros in white

tartan overcont. "It must be you that isn't here, then," said the psychiatrist, stroking the little animal's head. "Perhaps all very ill," said the "That's it." said the rhinoceros, with a smile of pride.

We're

man.

White, 7 pieces.

White to play and mate in two. Solation tb yesterday's problem:

1, Q-R8: threat 2. QxR(Rt2); R(K12)-Q2; 2, Q-B6; R(Q4)-Q3; 2, Q-RI..

LOOK AT, MR6. SNOOP TESTING MY TABLE FOR DUST

By Ernie Bushmilller

SO IS HER DAUGHTER

you follow "hunches." You belleve that decisions come from thoughtful and logical because deduction! Don't try to fool yourself, you aren't fooling others in this regard. Your

than intuitivel

BONGKONG

EXECUTORS and TRUSTEES for the COLONY

and the FAR EAST -

HONGKONG & SHANGHAI

BANK

HONGKONG (TRUSTEE)

LTD.

decisions as a rule come too fast to be other the Trustee Company of the

You have musical tastes and probably will be able to play sonte instrument. Your speaking valce s good and

If your singing voice, trained, 'could be used for your own pleasure If not professionally. If you make the best possible of all

Use

your talents you can become an outstanding success.

To find what the stars have in store for tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr, 20)— 22)-Postpone writing a 'busi- This is not a day for com- ness letter, especially if it in- promise. Stand on your de- volves making a decision about cisions, once they have

been money.

made. Keep ideals high. CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)-An unexpected joy may come to you today. Visitors from a distance may bring you increased happiness.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)—A

Kood day for marriage. Don't get involved in business affairs. Waft until business day.

PISCES (Feb. 20-Már. 31)— This is not a day for impulsive petion. Decisions are likely to be unsound, so move cautious Jy'.

MONDAY, AUGUST 1

LIBRA

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Don't mix business into today's affairs. Follow your usual Sun- day rest and relaxation plans.

GEMINI (May 22-June 22)—–—– Don't make any decision at nil If you can help it. Avold eldents due to carelessness. discreet.

C-

De

CANCER (June 23-July 23)-- Be prepared for a surprise to- day. In an emergency, stay calm. Not the time for too much netivity.

Hongkong and Shanghal

Banking Corporation Hongkong.

CHURCH NOTICES

THE ASSEMBLY AT DUDDELL STREET GOSPEL NALL

Tour Ken

Between the Bank of Chine and the National City Bank of New

York).

Sunday 11 m. Breaking-of-Bread. itor Deilevers only).

Sunday 8 p.m. Gospel Service. Monday 0 p.m. Special meeting

for Ladies. Monday 6 p.m. Special Meeting

for members of the Forces at No. 12, Chatham Road (1st Boor), Kow- joon. Tuesday 8 pm, Bible Study Thursday apm. Prayer stealing. Friday 0 pm. Meeting for mem- bers of the Forces, People's Baturday 3 p.m. Young

Fellowship Meet-

105.

All English speaking friends are welcome..

ENGLISH METHODIST

CHURCH Sunday, July 31st.. Preachers:-1 a.m. Rev, T. L. Thexton.

-630 pin. Rev. Gep, Stevenson,

B.pin. Social er at the Saltors and Sollers llome,

Week-night activities:-Wed., Aug, and S. 1lome

BIBLE PROPHECY DRAMA

TECHNICOLOR

SOUND FILM

THE BIRTH

OF A

NEW WORLD !

-Followed by THE MOST IMPORTANT ADDRESS

of the ENTIRE SERIES

ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 20) 3rd, Devotional Service in the S. SUNDAY

(Sept. 23-Oct. 23)—– PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 21)- All matters connected with Romance should be fourishing marclage, social nelivities and for you right now. Make or re- domesticity are favoured. Busl- celve proposal. Anticipate

not too good! ness.

happiness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)— Don't be too extravagant, even A generally active day, on all if it is in the cause of romance! fronts. Combine business and You can still have fun and social affairs effectively.'

thrifty. SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)— 22)-Meet romance on a Business is fairly good, but love journey. Anticipate pleasures, and

excellent. but gaurd against overextrava; Marriagės made today seem to Cance.

be really made in heaven.

GEMINI (May 22-June 22)—

CAPRICORN

hante.

(Dec, 23-Jan.

romance are

Fri Aug. 3th.. Choir Practice at be the S. ang S. Iloine.

Everyone welcome to nil services.

Lin-

ΠΟ

BIBLE AUDITORIUM (Chatham and Mody Roads, Kowloon.). (Servicen Fri. Sat.. and Sun.

MEMOLAL CHURCH

(17 Vestris Road, Happy Valley, Hongkong.), (Services every Thurs. 0:30 p.m. and Sun. 7:00 pm...

20) Best not to travel if you Minor adversities can be avoid-nights 8:30, and Sat. 5:00 pm.). can avoid it right now. Happi- ed If you guard against ness and joy should be yours at necessary risks and make

Important changes.

CANCER (June 23-July 23) 19)-You may innke' a minor A good, all around day. Busi- business pain which increases nest, especially if you are your inconse. A business trip selling, is excellent. Malte

cessful plans for romance, "inay"bring a new romance.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 21-Feb.

CROSSWORD SOLUTIONS

Solution of yesterday's puzzle.

Solution of Skeleton

Across: 2. Lobster; 8, Ob. word on this page:

stacles; 11, Spun; 12, Lass; 13, .Pore; 14, Dips; 15, Cues; 16, pp:

17, Say; 18, Rye; 21, Newt; 22, Pacts; 23, Issue; 24, Left; 25, Staircase.

Down: 1, Soupcon; 3, Osprey; 4. Sandpiper: 5. Elapac: 6, Res- saut; 7, Essayist; 9, Tues; 10, Clip: 11, Sourest: 19, Elui; 20, Tale.

Sal. July 30, 3:00 p.m. Special unto service to be translated into Chinese, Address by Pastor W. H in Branson. Vice-President World's

suc-

largest mission board.

--Sat., 6:30 pm: "SPIRITISM"* Can we talk with the dead? What are the strange spirits operating in Spiciliam-A startling disclosure

Sun.. July 31, 8:30 p.m.: Tech- colour Sound Film, “IRTH of a NEW WORLD" followed by the most important addres

entire of the Crossterical

Fri, Aug. 5. 8:30 paved" This "Ten Ways

INTELLIGENCE TEST DUMBBELLS

SOLUTION

THE merit of this title puzzle

clues.

iles in the

economy of sta

If we call the four named members of the caucus ACDE and the 18th, (unnamed) one B, we have the following scheme:

Proposer Heconder

Member

IT

51

A

Now p and t can only

A and

TWO

# (or and Al because I p is E we can and no value for n variations emerge:

or

th either rase. Lord Elixir i proposed by Clapperclown.

Londam Express Service.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE A WIFE

Į SUPPOSE

مان الله You

WANT SOME, INSURANCE!

'WHITE KING' TOILET SOAP for BEAUTY!

WHITE KING

Extremely Mild

SOLLAGENE NAN KANG COLUMN BLOKS MP

OH, NO,

I DON'T THINK

SHES

GOING

TO BE

to Know If You Are

address to be given Thursday night

on the Hongkung side),

EMMANUEL CHunch

(210 Nathan Itoad, Kowloon) Sunday.

Service. Sneaker: Dr Itorverson. 3.30 p.m.. Sunday School,

11.30a.m. Worship

5.00 pm. Service in Mandarin,

Service. 1.00 p.m. Evangile

Speaker: Mr Elemmer. Wednesday.

1.00 p.m Fellowship Service. Friday.

100p.m. Youth Fellowship Neet

Saturday..

ing. ++

6:30 pm. Prayer Meeting at 25

top floor.

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JULY 31

7. HONG KONG

8.

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30

P.M.

KOWLOON

FREE

-A beautiful 100 page book "OUR COMING

to

WORLD"

every person present Sunday night! A night you'll never forgot. Large attendances still continuo.

PROGRAMME

Sat. July 30, 5:00 p.m. Special Union Service trans- lated into Chinese-Address by W. H. Branson Vico- Provident, World's largest

Ave Kowloon Mission Board. Sat. 8:30 p.m.

enia (HOT

(Kowloon Tong.)

Mon, Tues FT.C. at 7.45 a.m. Wed Raj.-11.C. at 7.15 m.

Bunday 31st. l. 7th.

after Trinity.

B00Am-oly Communion. DANGEROUS

900 am Chifären's Service. 10.00 am-Sung

Eucharist

(Parish Communian

Preacher: The Rev. Denham Crarey.

11.30 am-Holy Communion. (In

Mandarin),

60 p.m.taly Daptiam, 850 nm-Evening Prayer. 2nd August. Tuesday,

19.00 mm.—Cuba,

3rd, Awenst. Wednesday,

8.15 pm-Shramont

Ormation

Tak

8th. Atenet: Friday.

0.15 Compino

5.30 nm-tudy Group.

ot

6th. August. Tranatiguration

our Lord.

2.15 amfoly Communion. 495 p.m.--Tennis Party 0.00 pm-Scoute,

Con-

at

CHRIST CHURCHF, SILAMEEN CANTON

-lit July, 7th Sunday after Trinity

8.00a.m. Holy Coinmunion..

10.39 am Stettina &

Bermon Preacher: The it. Roy, shop N.V. Halward.. fth August,, Tranaguration of pus Lord,

* 1,00, a.m. - Holy Communion.

UNION CITURGHI

On Bunday, 31st (2015, at 1020 im. In Queen's College, · Kennedy Road, Preachers The Minister, Rev. G. M. Sigvinan. MASSA

A meeting: ef, the Ladine Culia will be atlasan. Thursday, 4th August, ka 2 Pau At the Helena' May institute,

“SPIRITISM”.

wo talk with the

-Can dead?

What are the strange spirits active in spiritism?-- exposure.

A ahocking

Fil. Aug. 5, 8:30 “10 waya to know if you are saved. (Thurs, night Hong Kong sido)

Memorial · Church 17 Ventris Road. HAPPY VALLEY

Every Thurs: 8:30 pm. Every Sun., 7:00 p.m.

Every Fri., Sat and Sun. night 8:30 p.m. and Sat. afternoons 5:00 p.m. 3°

BIBLE AUDITORIUM

Chatham and Mody Roads KOWLOON,

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