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ASKED FOR TROUBLE -AND GOT SI

Sitting on the

ELL, cor stuff me

"W

with dried eggs,"

said the Sweep, "if that don't take the Untley and Palmer."

"What do?"

"Why, cor. strike a light," said the Sweep, "accordin to the papers them there little old Russians ave taken to playin snakes and ladders now."

→War,” I said.

Fence..

by

NATHANIEL GUBBINS

"You wouldri't like to think of them livin in paradise with out knowin it?"

"Certainly not,"

"Because, after all, you might se livin in a paradise yourself without knowhr it.“-

"Might 17"

.

"Noi the ordinary kind of "If you was to play a gene game, mind you."

"No,"

This

cre ganie in Russia's ali political, as you might sup- pose."

"Certainly,"

"When you glt your counter

which took you from the ikke. news of little old Nye Bevan up the longest ladder straight into a free orstpital you might not make such a moan and about your income tax."

a groan

"Perhaps not” - "The skin ort your nose," said the Sweep."

"The skin orf your.".

en the face of little old Chur Letter from a sow

chill you come sliding down the Afrost santa on the bourd."

"I sec."

"And if you slide down some of the smaller snakes you ave got your counter on da Ameri- can film or a BBC

broadcast,

if you foller my meanin."

"I foller.""

EAR SIR,

As one of your constant valuable space to voice a readers, may I intrude on your pro- Test on behalf of cattle and pizs generally?

our fate, no mother is resigned Although we are resigned to to the fate of her children, or to the sight of her piglets in

tears.

Hoping your wife and famity Yours. faithfully.

-are-welt-

A. Sow.

Dialling TUM

❝IJULLO

Is that

The U.S.-By 34 Youngsters

By ARTHUR WEBB

POR to weeks 34 teen about England. I have beer

age students from 17 asked if we had automobiles and European countries, includ- movics In England. ing wartime Allies, enemies An Austrian boy: Many and neutrals, have been American teen-agers think of touring the United States, backwoods; far from civilisation. us as living in some sort of living in American homes They have not heard of Vienna, and going to American where everybody can affort to schools.

go to a concert without spending six or seven dollars.

What do they think of the land of the G I, the sourcO of Marshall Aid? Here aro

SCHOOLS

their impressions, given at AN N Irtah giri: American

children New York Herald American history and do

concentrate... DIT Tribune forum held in New seem to know much about how not York before they left for people in other countries live.

home,

WAY OF LIFE

A Swiss All American schools are nwfully big. You push the kids in one side, and' graduates come out on the

A DANISH BOY: Ameri- other students are allowed to

cam. parents and tell teachers what to do, children do not have the A Greek girl: Students"arguo common interests that we with teachers and tools on them have at home,

as equals,

An Irish boy: American

A German girl: The relation- ship homes are overheated... 1 teachers is based on understand- betycen students) and ing and friendliness. Students have no fear of their teachers.

THE FUTURE

DANISH boy! We wonder

removing a rib and took out his miss the fresh Irish air. stomach,"

A German girl:. The wifo is boss. But the husband

"What did they do with it?" "Threw it away, I suppose."-bears his destiny with "Where?"

"How should I know. Hullo, hulle, are you there?"

"Who deals with his food?" "A lower part of his body."

"You are very tefined... sup- pose you're aware that this lower part of the body is not big

anugh to deal with food?"

He eats small quantities of food every two hours instead of three full meals a day." .."What about drinks?"

"The report doesn't mention

drinks"

my any

stomach?" "Your stomach speaking." "I have some great news for YOLE."

"Oh??"

"You can retire." "Retire?"

→→You can give up-work, give up dealing with things, coming down, give up whining regular meals"

"Are you quite well?” "Quito."

for

"If I didn't happen to be in the best position to know you Since rationing, the meat are on the Cripps austerity hunger of the British people has. You haven't, laken to.

ivagon, I would be suspicious, manifested itself

drugs In many through the blood stream?” ways"

"No."

"And I suppose if you git ́lt The newspapers, sure reflec

"Then

"I don't suppore he's allowed "If I had you removed have a marvellous time" "How do you mean?"

I'd

of

"I would have aperitifs before every small meal every two hours. It would suit me fine.". "You're not thinking of doing anything-fonitsh, are you? - "I've grown very tired. your.grumblings lately,"

"We're all inclined to grumble a bit these days, aren't we?"

"It's time you realized that nobody is indispensable, not even a stomach," into the country just now: 'I'm "Think of all the eggs coming looking forward to those."

on little old. Joe Stalin's dial tors of public, appetites, are full-tourscht vớu kindly explain like whisky and milk."

you go right up the longest lad der into the Kremlin-and-a-soft job for life.”-

"I daresay."

"With pleasure. A man

patience. However, although Air the United States has the often, there is a wonderful real answer to Communfam. She harmony, it seems a sport has her un-American Activities to get a divorce, regardless Committee, her atom bomb, Irer of children and everything. Communism is an ideology that money. But is the aware that can be cured only by a better We often wonder if

.

An Irish girl: You have. idea?

all sorts of household.gad-American political leaders clear- gets which make housekeeply recognize the basis of world ing so much easier. That prace Food wesponsand- is why American women-are

outer material are not enough,

A Swedish boy: Some people always well turned-out.

think peace can be got by drop- Americans have such out. ping an atomite bomb on Russin, landish combinations of food if America wants to play

but that would destroy us all. (the sandwiches nearly kill role of world leadership, she the cd me). They eat too many must do it in

peaceful way. sweet cakes and often a lot Ts world la soaked with mis of candy, so eventually. they the present generation will suf

understanding and Ill-feeling and have to go on a diet, eating fer, and so will our next genera- lettuce like rabbits.

tion, unfess nations put together.

An English girl: 'We have been conscious of America'a strength-Hor Vest

An English girl: We had all heard of the high standard of

ith this land bf plenty, but enormous little of American poverty and quantities of raw materials and. stum areas, and the inadequacy food; her enormous producing of social benefits,

power and great manpower. But there is the question whether shock at the racial resentment in play its part in world leadership.. An Austrian girl: I got a real America is equipped morally to the South-and

to feel America has still far to go. in developing a strong sense of world citizenship.

Washington.

even

TEEN-AGERS

only real teen-agers in the FRENCH Fit: They are the world. Youth in Europe has cannot have the fun that gone through too much and we have.

they

THE conclusion of all pafety-

four visitors:

"You may never have one." "And milk's off the ration. We could have whisky and milk,

"Perhaps you'd like to pay for 11?" in

We want to establistan "You'll give this matter cures ful thought before doing any-

A German girl American sation of Youth for the promo- tirely new international organi»- "One more moon out of you much freedom. They do not peace, thing drastic?"

parents give their children

too tion and maintenanos of world: and you will be removed. Un-em to mind if 14-year-olds people who put the good of the consisting of unselfish derstand?"

start smoking. They let their entire community before their "Yes."

daughters start painting their "Good-bye to you."

faces at 14 and do not mind if individual intersta "Good-bye."

of news of meat. Phrases like "beef on the hoor and Juicy-Sydney, Australia, hey had his steaks" occur-so-frequently in stomach removed and has walk- the columns of the Press, that ed out of hospital, perfectly it is difficult to shut one's eyes fit."

"Cor luvaduck, it shows you reporters what goes on, don't it?"

"It certainly do."

"I always thought little old Itler was balmy, but he wasn't

ARGENETIANETI baimy as that."

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"FIRST TIME SHOWING IN HONGKONG" de la stenerer Has "THE ATLANTIC LINE” A complicated - concrete fortification" with deep trenches and the so called “TURKEY IRON WALLS”

"Not quite."

"All the same, you've got to mike allowances for these cre fittle old Russians."

"Ave I?"

+

"Communism don't give you brains overnight."

"Don't I?"

"And when you're 'dealla _with-people-what-ave about a much brains' us the cows in the field, you've got to show them somethink simple."

4

to a mental picture of starving "Without his stomach?"!

sub-editors "That's what I said." dribbling at the jaws as

"Somebody has been pulling they write,

your leg!"

"The report says: "The sur There have also been many of horses for detailed reports of the slaughter Econs cut a hole in his chest by with the horror and indignation food,, not told

proper to a horse-loving people, but with thinly disguised relish. Maybe the British people are first supposed. fonder of horses than was, at

they took 25,.

An English girl: High-school ultimate, aims to be a world: We furthermore dedare our do not know much federation.

(London Express Sarvice) | students

Stage-door Johnnies Have Vanished

no

a

NEW YORK-Mink coats, beautiful than ever, We have favourite cuties in "the line" caloon "Jersey Lilly" In honour diamond bracelets and better measurements than the However, until recently, a few of her birthplace.umk. cozy love nests are

oldsters and never use artificial still remained: a, part of the

accentuate supports to

But these tales of days gone for igures."

our theatrical scene. longer standard .gifta Answering a question in the Broadway's show girls, for

The most famous "patron

made little impression on Miss House of. Commons

of Montgomery and her colleagues. the arts," as the Johnnies call "We're interested only: in "home-grown" beef recently, Dr the stage-door Johnnies, or Even from the rear balcony ed themselves, was Edith Summerskill,

Diamond careers today and have! ne"sugar daddies," have dis- of the Imperial Theatrering liked two pound steaks, sur insisted. And, of course, the

Jim Brady, a gentleman

little Ministry of Food, sald: "From appeared.

who time for heavy romance,sho Miss Montgomery is appearing rounded by a handful-of-chopy Johnnies Kui discouraged quick- years." conception-to-plate-takes-four

of

about

Avenue,ue, "Along ---Fifth

A pòll of Broadway that she was remarkably

It would be obvious at mealtime. Brady, strictly an ly when girls fail to devoto all: Although we live in hard, and beauties indicated that they prepared to back her claim. Sho well even desperate times, is this an

BY JOHN ROSENBURG excuse for British womanhood may never return and meets the minimum show girl to use such a hurtful phrase? never be missed.

requirements admirably. So far as pigs are concerned,

nieasuring 30 about the appro hurtful phrase constantly re-blond blue-eyed beauty who in. In her mesh nylons.

Candy Montgomery, &priate regions and standing 5 It. curring is "the quickest grown meat is pig meat"

is representative of the '82

"I suppose you ave."" "Like kids in the kindergara

ten playin with their bricks."

"That's right"

the

orange juice man, became Iso free ilme to them. Also, in- enamoured of Lilian Russell teresting in a musical tödiny: Is. that, he drank champagne from pretty expensive. A show that her slipper in public to demon once cost $10,000 to stage would sfrate his ardour.

mean an outlay of $180,000 to- Miss. Montgomery said the

as do, glide average show rachun runs like this;

I think you ar aware, sir, or 90 show girls now ap talented and intelligent than "The girls of today are more "And, besides," said

that pigs face their inevitable pearing in The Street's 10, they used to be," Miss Mont poured water down the back of doom with

Bold Lilly Langtry, who once Sweep, "If you didn't give them conscious of their duty to the musicals, said the girls were gomery added, "They all danco it king's neck, was another stage

steady eye, fully something easy to understand, public and the part they

are too busy" oven to think and an and many have college personality wilose like political snakes and lad playing in national recovery.

face and about a Johnny.

degrees."

figure infamed the imagination. ders, ow would they know

But has it ever occurred, to She denied that the show gir}

"of the Johnnies. all those who carelessly utter and of today had lost anything

8 to 8 pm dinner about-the beacûts of com- print such phrases that our the way of allure.

Actualy, the Inst noteworthy Appearance of the Johnnies was

•Andnight~~evening perforydance; · One of her admirers, was midnight to 9.a.m.suppor munism?**

children grow up rapidly, "fake

In the early 1940s, when a Judge Roy Bean, dispenser of am, top.mslooph notice" at an early age, and soon

handful of milionaire bachelors law "West of the Pecos." He after noon hours are "Actually" she said, "the backed a sumptuous-Broadway named a Texas town after Miss spent shopping, modelline -ask-awkward questions? •

show girl of today are more night club and installed. thelt Langtry and christened his studying," she said.

"Ow, indeed?"

11

NANCY

Past, Present Future?

REPORT

CARD

1. DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHY YOU GET SUCH POOR MARKS IN

HISTORY

WHEN I WAS A CHILD

I WAS VERY GOOD AT HISTORY

NAT

By Erale Bushmiller

THERE WAS A LOT LESS OF

IT THEN

bif

"When there's bif

Ineedn't use my fist!

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