DAB and FLOUNDER
by WALTER
It's A
THE HONGKÒNG TELEGRAPH; SATURDAY, MAY 7, 1949.
STAMP.
120,000 Words About A Let's be matey NOTES
Female Prig
MELISSA. By Taylor Caldwell. Collins. 10s. 6d., 448 pages.
EET one of the biggest female prigs in the
M whole records of fiction. Melissa is a prig
at the start of this novel; three hundred pages (and 120,000 words) further on, she is still a prig. It is too long.
Nobody in the novel can understand why Geoffrey Dun- ham, the well-to-do New Eng- land publisher wants to marry Mollaso. Nobody outside the novel is likely to understand Caldwell, tho why Taylor "major American novelist,"
the young woman thinks worth writing about.
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By
GEORGE MALCOLM
crudo character-drawing, and attention, more widely than he situations which glitter with knows. falsity.
One day, a prize is awarded for the best work in a local BRIGHT THE
PRO- weekly, And one day who
Into the Ellorys' MISE. By Richard Sher should walk man. Fabor and Faber, tittle houss but Royal Archer 111. (By that time Laura Is 10.. Od. 384 pages. 2 out of the picture.) So Lyle goes back to edit Panoramtin? you are going to like The Things are not so simple.
Bright Promise. You will There is un event called like it because it has the mood Pearl
to the apes
By BERNARD' WICKSTEED "VE always thought that one of the most neglected social graces was the art of behaving properly in the presence of animals. Most people know how to address a bishop and what to give a duchess, for ten, plus but
Where can you find out how to act with decorum in a field full of inquisitive cows, or in the monkey house at the Zoof
of life as you know it. A mood life Johnnie Eltery's Infantile
is about a life that you
will
that is wistful and optimistic. It paralyals, brings tragedy near, This novel is written with recognise, a life with successes Light, true and pleasant touch.
BLACK
Happily, this long-felt want of apes has a feeling that they has now been filled, in part, by are about to gang up on him and Miss Winifred Felce, who has give him a rough handling, What written a book telling us how to does he do? Answer: Ho dixes some point in the By mahe friends with the anthro- hisso on
aky hd gives the chimpanzco and pold apea
and disappointments, loves and The Anul chapters, telling of the careers and ambitions.
boy's paralysis and the Preal It is about people who are dent's death are deeply moving.
and generous, discon- collish inted and brave. People who
RAIN. neck the highest and are. often, content with less than the Simenon. Routledge second-best. Nice people, intelll- Kogan Paul, 91. 6d. gent people: people you would pages. like to know.
ton
THOMSON
辈
is equally incredible in either Ellery, who live in the UniforHE masier is back.
Without
role.
papo, Charles Melissa's late
affected tulo The novel is spent in show- Upjohn, was an pedant who behaved with ing how the scales, fall from cynical selfishness to his family, Melissa's eyes in the matter of the old fraud papa. They fall with the breath- Melissa speaks
of a paralysed ns if he were Dante and the inking woop Archangel Gabriel rolled into gincter.
Mellisa is notable for an abs Inflates Taylor Cold ell him into a monster of cyl. He lute economy of humour, some
onc.
Dog's Illinois Cats
NEW YORK: Miss Gertrude
Jinols has passed the Maraud-
ing Cats bill. This bill, declar-
also used
A long wait
NEW YORK:
Life
ship's
while speed
Twenty years
я
For
It is about Mr and Mrs Lyle
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This distracts their attention, and he can then eller beat it out of the cage or join them in screaming at the imaginary foc.
Female's Cry
"The way to get on well with cry of alarm. chimpanzees," she says in sim ple, telling terms, "is to be sports ing with them and good-temper wasted word, hoed, enter into their frolles and rough games, and amuse them." into US
the dingy of hurries States
the during
ake
It in casier to do this, sho quayside cafe where Baboile, Roosevelt.
Miss Felee spent eight years 1933. her feet in clogs, is swabbing points out, if you know the ape The Ellerys marry In
This is language.
looking after apes at the Munich floor. Outside, a mast- about the time all the banks are the
Very soon after that head light flickers above the tongue, confined to the emotions. Zoo, and one day a full-grown
be pleked heaving darkness of the Chan- and it can
up in male chimpanzee escaped from closing.
la cage and ran towards a 15- nel. Panorama is launched.
The Centaur will be in few months.
the hour.
light A Panorama is Lyle Ellery's idea within
Chimpanzee (or is it ehlm-year-old apprentice keeper, who of the new magazine the public drizzle or is it spray from the panzese?) is based on the sounds thought his last hour had come. are walling for. It is backed by breakers?
ghuh-ghah-ghuh (no gug-gug Luckily, he knew the language the money of Royal Archer, III.
In short a morning like any rug, as some people think), and and gave the cry of a female ape who is a rich man, not a race other.
four Except for the to convey the finer points of when insulted and in need of
you very your protection. home.
strangers cating rolls and but-your meaning for at the Normandie Com-vowels and intonation. To show The ferocious creature, who a mercials? Not if we know our you're displeased, for instance, moment before had been a figure Simenon.
you say gho-gha-gha In sharp. of primeval terror, was so over- staccato tones.
come with compassion that lig put his arm around the boy and gently led him away,
With customary frugality, he is setting the stage so common- A knowledge of chimpanzee is place and so romantic, for specially useful in a tight corner. firama of murder and detection. Supposing a keeper in a cage full It is up to alandard. No more need be said.
-(London Express Servica.
www.
**APE," by Winifred Felce, Chapman and Hall, 10s. 6d.
Magician to win
helped
war
Contrast this touching incl- dent with another occasion when an escaped ape got into the ki chen and cornered the cock. She didn't speak chimpanzee, only German, and was bitten for her ignorance. She escaped worse treatment only by throwing a chair at the ape and diving out through the window.
Chimpanzees need at least one good beating in their lives, Uni they've had it, they think they can push you around.
One girl keeper, who didn't
F
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EYLON honours the first an!
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JAPAN
More Important as the motive power behind the magazine is Laura Archer. For she is not simply the very glamorous wife any paintings, but la liged to of a very rich man. She has have admitted to the exarnin-something else which hns Ing magistrate that he had already brought her all the way deast in pictures attributed up from the wrong side of the Utrillo knowing them to tracks in Butte, Monfana, and For ten years injections every fifteen min faked. Scores of faked Utrillos is going to take her where?
place to within In Die Arct up the Charty, pregi le
South America alki North close range wrecking the
of dent of the Chicago branch of medical oxygen cylinders. Two anid to have been sold to
And, in the called Frientis of days from Melbourne fe dor-
Africa. "There
as Ellerys marringe, are now the society Birds, has been Oghting cats, for used cylinders from the
many fake Utrillos as original" reeend, to wrecking completely
Lyle's career in journalism. Her argument is that cuts do re-fighting equipment
an art expert said In Paris. shilp raced fall by killing bins the more harm
For when Lyle decades that, That old excuse The skipper wirelessert than good by destroying rats head.
after all, he prefers Amy to the j for oxygen cylinders and sup-
Laura dynamic and mice. Stray dogs are not
exciting, NEW YORK: With the base- Panorama fires him. Life can allowed by law, she has said plies of adrenalin, which were
transferred from a fishing boat ball season
factory in be hard on, ♫
unemployed! for an over and over again, and
Brooklyn, home of the famous editor when the wrong kind of why
At last Miss In heavy seas, stray cats.
Dodgers, posted this notice or word has gone round about him.
As he tells in a book just pub-realise this, was bitten by the Charny has
fight. won her
N 3, 1938, Jasper
ape every day for six 11។ bulletin board-"Any em- Life is hard for Lyle, on relief
for 0 September 3, da, on the shed, Itter laughed when he reme desiring to attend a It is not no nica playee relative's funeral must adviseelther,
world's top magicians. He still was told Maskelyne was aciapt-months until at last she lost her ing magic on a huge scale for temper and shook her tormem- tor tili he walled fur mercy. the foremen before 10 am. on Until the day the idea occurs is.
day war purposes. But on that autum her that, back in Iowa, her the morning of the game."
The Fuchrer arranged for car-They were grent old father must be getting tired nearly 10 years ago he had to of editing that local weedy forget his stock illusions. He toons ridiculing him, but roun that.
ing was changed. Megiv was told it was unlikely that he the tune paper, What, go buck to a one- horse town after the squalld would appear in a theatre for was acknowledged, and Maske- on the Gestapo lyne was put
Of course, instead of shaking some time to come. grandeurs of New York!
A price on his him she could have bitten hlm would that work ou!?
And he was asked to help in black list with
head.
back. That is what apes expect winning the war-by magic.
Swopt Own Floor - blting, not a bealing. They It wasn't as casy as all that,
sure that one he but Major-as
became- He had a "Top Secret" office are never quito
where по сле was day a keeper won't turn and
L Muskelyne, adapting the con- in Cairo.
д without special take a lump out of them with his teeth. juror's art to the battlefield, did admitted
How do you beat a chimpan- He even had to sweep his own quite a lot towards achieving counter-signed pass.
This admirable book has cleaners might | zee? floor because Under-Water. Magic
instructions how to do that. You Today Maskelyne is back in hold the animal's left car in the His magle produced a method have guessed his secrets.
German bomber
his rightful business of lusion left hand and belabour it with of blinding
ho designed dummy
and stage magie, making school-your right. Or vice versa. pilots;
How do you feed an ape? Mnke tanks, guns, shell barrages, and boys' eyes grow round with
its bed? Cure its le ts? wonder. even dummy men.
He launched fleets of 250ft.
This book tells you all. No ape- Stanley over should be without it. long dummy submarines; and he
London Express Service) devised under-water magic for British secret agents.
ing stray cats a public nuisance, a waitress, Mrs Greta Appel, will fine all owners of cats who allow their pets to prowl. But of New
the Illinois legislature, in ri-
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York, had dream through all those years-a cosy restaurant of her own, little ding itself of the persistence of with red, orange and blue walls Miss Charny, has not yet won and curtains and lots of flowers,
A Society dedlented to
wait Unable to prace.
any longer, the welfare of cats is planning Birs Appel had made history a prolonged fight to get the
a sort in New York by becom- bill repealed.
Ing the first womani run a kerb-aldo
Fight for life
SYDNEY:
by using oxygen from cylinders in the
ship's
fire-fighting
to
ever Junchsland.
21 vase
Artistic fraud
PARIS: There take
Bled dry
NEW YORK: In Chiengo an income tax office reported that forwarded on taxpayer had with his return a bottle con- taining one pint of his blood!
to
How
She served hot dogs and soda "No Vote, No Tax" WELL, It does and it doesite ns you might expect. The Dr II. Shanley, pop. But her cart is painled
rawness of the VANCOUVER Thomas Har-amallness, the the Burgeon OIL
liner Drina, red, orange and blue, and on
ry Hunt, Indlay skipper of a place, drives Lyle crazy. Until saved the life of a British Im- top of the counter is
is leading a "No the day when he gets caught up flating tun. migrant en route to Australia filled with daffodils.
vole, no income tax" campaign in publie issues, the raging con- Columbia's Red troversles of the world; Fascism, by British Irlaus. He is claiming return freedom, Negroes, citizenship. Unliǝ
his Hitler, Roosevelt, and so forth. from stopped!
Isn't a local weekly as good a for employers wages by his contracted paintings sold in the South of
Focl 10 the printer's Income tax. "As I live in an place as any for telling people severo asthma after a ducklog France
charged with Indian reserve, and have no what you believe about these by King Neptune during the secretary being
It is not as good as crossing
line ceremony. "forgery." M. Pinson-Berthol, vote and no say in the spending questions? The doctor used up the ship's the secretary, a painter him- of the tax, why should I pay?" some, but it is good enough for Lyle. ifis editorials attract adrenalin supply In giving long self, denied that he had faked he says.
equipment. The immigrant. John Long, formerly of Manor Park, London.
the
of
£436
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
A GOOD
MORNING,
YOUR MAJESTY!
victory.
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UXEMBOURG has issued fivb new stamps which profic the Grand Duchess Charlotte, They are the 28c gray bluo, 1- frane red loc, 1.50 greenish blue, 2 frane gray violet and the 4 frane blue.
of Char- Also, in honour lotte's 30th anniversary of her
Luxembourg reign,
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Other in the series will be released periodically, honour- ing the presidents in sequence of their service. The 25-cent bearing the present President William V. S. Tubman will be the only airmail in the set
Queen For A Day"
BY KEMP STARRETT
"SURE!
HOW
MUCH
VILST
THY
BREAK FACTS"
SHE MIGHT FEEL LIKE A QUEEN FOR TWO DAYS, EVEN... IF YOU SHOULD SURPRICE. HER TOME MORNING.
DO YOU
WANT P
THE QUEEN-FEELING MIGHT LACT MUCH LONGER THAN A DAY IF HE COULD MANAGE TO SHELL OUT WITHOIT SQUAWKING LIKE AN UNGREASED AXLE.
THE GAL VITH THE JUICIEST GOSSIP WILL
BE QUEEN TOR A WHILE
SHE'LL BE &CHEEN FOR ANY DAY HE TAKES HER OUT TO DIRE-ESPECIALLY FLE IGNORES THE PRICE SIDE OF THE MENU.
GET OUT OF HERE? THIS
ISAY JOB!"
THE MIDDLE-AGED BRIDE WHO IS STRONG? ADMED OVER THE THRESHOLD IS QUEEN
FOR A VILLE...IF HE DOESN'T DROP HER.
Ledger, Syndicate
WONDERFUL
HONEY! THAT WAS THE PERFECT PLAY!
PE DUT ALL OUR CLOTHES AWAY AN
MADE THE BEDS.
"AN'AN".
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UP THE
BATHROOM
*YOU GET
TO BED/*
رسمي
TRY IT COME TIME,
·SIE MIGHT EVEN BE QUEEN.
FOR A WEEK AFTER, PRAICE LIKE THE.
WELL, EVEN FOR, ONE
| DAY TTE SOMETHING.