THE BỪNGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, JULY 3, 194
THE now Board of Directors of the Tung Wah Hospital, who assumed their duties last week. The new Chalıman, Mr Lam Hau-tak, is fourth from loft in the front row. (Goldon Studio)
@MR and Mr S. M. Churn '(right), whp gavo a cocktail party at the Hongkong Hotel on Monday in honour of Sir Man-kam and Lady Lo, groot their principal guests. (Francis Wu)
DR Raymond Yang and his brido, formerly
Miss Elizabeth Burridge, who were married
at St John's Cathedral last week. (Tele-
graph Staff Photographer)
SEVERAL officers and other ranks of the Hongkong Volunteer Defence Corps woro presented with Efficiency Decorations and Efficiency Modals by HE the Governor at Government, House on Tuesday. Picture shows SQMS G. B. Labrum shaking hands with the Governor after receiving his medal.
(Tolograph Staff Photographer)
RIGHT: Me Armando Romualdo "Vicira-
Ribeiro and Miss Natalia Agueda Tomo,
who were married at Rosary Church fast
Saturday. (Tolograph Staff Photographer)
VIGNETTES OF LIFE
[*OLL-HAVE IT
BACK TO
YOU A VEEK FROM
CAT'DY....
TWO DA. ON THE
NOSE
THOPE YOU WON'T
IR-ER FORGET...
GOT SOME MORTGAGE INTREST
TO PAY
TH FIRST NOW
OTHE WATCH... MONTU PUT
ONE THING THEY NEVER. TAUGHT US IN SCHOOL IS HOW TO DUCK A TOUCH OR HOW TO GET THE DOUGH BACK WITHOUT BEING CALLED A CHYLOCK.
1TH DIME
IN MY
EAR AND
"HE OUGHT TO BE ON THE STAGE/
KOW TO PREVENT
LIKE AN OCTOPUS.
VACUDA CLEANER TROAL ACTING:
HOW AMA EVER
GOING TO ITELL'EM VE
CAN'T GO 2
SOME ONE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT IS HOW TO GET RID OF THE LIFE OF THE PARTY...SHORT OF ASSASSINATION: HE IS GENERALLY AS ENTERTAINING AS AN ULCERATED TOOTH..
"NO! NO! NOT "THAT!"
́THEY NEVER TAUGHT US HOW TO: BREAK A DATE VITIOIT. PROVING OURSELVES TO BE UNCONCTIONABLE LIARS.
THEY SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT.
THE GALS HOW TO AVOID MAKING NERVOUS VRICHT OF TER MEN, AND
SHOW TO KEEP IT TROVÝ
ESTARING OIT OF
FUBBOVE WHEN THERES WORK TO DO.
HE tho Governor. Sir Alexander. Grantham, paid a visit of inspection to Kal Tak Airport last Saturday. Horo ho is soon with airport officials in one of the radio control · rooms. (Francis Wu}
LEFT: Pictura takon after the wed. ding at the Catholic Cathedral on Sunday last of Mr Raymond Low Keat-soo and Miss Beatrice Tech. (Telegraph Staff Photographer),
AN onjoyablo rounion afternoon wąs spent by Diocesan Girls' School past students last Saturday. Picture shows some of those who attended. (Telegraph Staff Photographor)
'They Never Taught Us”
BU KEMP STARRETT.
ANOTHER THING THEY NEVER TAIGHT US IS HOW TO CHEER UP A HUSBAND WHO HAS JUST GOTTEN THE CIRISTMAS BILLS AND
AIS INCOME TAXES PAID, WHOSE CAR IS ON ITS LAST LEGS AND WHOSE WIFE WANTS TO GO TO THE SEASHORE FOR “HE SIMMER
WAY DONT YOU ALT THE BOTTLE ON THE BOTTOM
Ledger Syndicate
WE WISH SOME- ONE HAD TAUGHT US HOW
TO GET THE LAST THREE OUNCES OUT OF A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP. (OD: CATSUD)
5.23.
WED ALL BE AHEAD OF THE GAME IF THEY'D TAUGHT US HOW TO " TALK & COP OUT OF A TICKET, HOW TO AVOID LOOKING CILLY VAILE BEING BAWLED " OUT BY CAME AND HOW TO KEEP THE :·· TRAP SHUT AT THE CRUCIAL MOMENT.
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