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Every Wednesday in the Telegraph:
Sitting on the
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know?
Here are some questions with
some startling replies based on
a recent baby quiz.
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When a baby first says "Azania”
WAT
is it reengising its mother"
question in. To
28194 telligently, you must first of all assume that the baby knows what a
You must then nestin mother is.
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the what that
wordd knows "manga" meros before it knows the meaning of any words at all.
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AN both these ngumptions absurd, the answer is that the baby is making the maximum amount of noise with the minimum amount of effet, "mama" being as ea y to say as "papa," "dada," and "gaga."
called Many others have been "dad"; DOY fathers have been called "mama." Both have rightly been called "nga "
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Does a child develop new train ertis after it is born?
Fence
by NATHANIEL GUBBINS
Hence Nero,
Blatter,
Mussolini, tnche which probably full
Kernas. and all those who have the same
and beer.
idens even now.
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A baby is blue when it is born, Soon afterwards it turns plek. True or false?
False. Babies are purple when they are born. For days they look tike the oldest member of the club after drinking a bottle of port.
Later they turn pink and often Brighten the lives out of everybody by going black in the faci,
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THE RED FIFTH COLUMNS COME INTO THE OPEN
by ERNEST THURTLE, M.P.
NCE again the Communist International
comes into the light of day.
This means that the affiliated-parties in their respective countries become open instead of con- cealed Fifth Columns.
When the Comintern was publicly dissolved in 1943 most people realised that the step in- dicated no real change of view on the part of
Moscow.
It was a tactical move of uncertain duration,. designed, for war purposes, to improve relations between Russin and, her Allies.
That trumpeted change was, in fact, purely a superficial ore.
The way the "party line" synchronised in, the different countries in the years that followed made clear that effective contact was being main- tained by Moscow with the ideological comrades in other lands.
It puts forks in its ears and tries to commit tava-kiri with the carving knife for the same reason.
a
Unhappily. the new public
114 amist be regarded nwowad defiant Soviet challenge to the Wes- Bern world.
Its a reflection of the deteriorn- In relations between Russia and her wartime Allies which has been marked since the fighting come to an end.
Even so,
IC the Jacta are un- pleasant nothing is gained by Ignor- int them.
Bostility openly proclaimed is to feeling be preferred to the same manifested in secret intrigue of ane kind or another.
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•
Eating coal (if there is any coal) is another anti-acial move designed not only to frighten mothers also interuled as a shrewd criticism E sudhelous Communist attempt
of the fare provided.
but
the
It is estimated that if all bables
In Britain were allowed to cat all the enal they want they would stop all the blast furnaces In
THE
to intimidate the Prime Minister Shinwell at the into keeping Mr Ministry of Fuel and Power met with the fate it observed.
If the declarations made by Messrs the country, unless the miners pru Horner and Moffat were inspired by duced prother 250,000 tons a day.ndly feelings towards Mr Shinwell
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And also smells of toured & When a baby smiles at you is it
They learn to fear and hate people who babble baby talk, people who fing them high in the air and asi Be who's a lovely buy for girl) denople who nuzzle their neges In their necks.
"Isn't
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eyes
a greeting or indigestion? It could be, either er neither.
and clearing
dubious supposition-the latter might well have asked to be protect- ed from his friends,
Such publicly attempled
coercion
on
by the two miners' leaders, both of Coin- If it is a cynical smile, which is whom are well known, as Frequently the rose, you had better munists, practically made it impos- out. Many babies have asible for Mr Attlee, even if he had watch strong reise of humour of the im-so desired, to frain from making the
Nothing delights themesported change. pish kind. more than to see you running round They learn to fear and hate people in eireles, distracted
say they have their
father's things up. who eyes UT their udher's mouth
the Therefore Baby with the NOW that this immensely Impor
tant post of Minister of Fuel and Chaven't they got their own
been nas
Kiven 17 Mc and mouth?); and particularly they Cynie Smile may huve poured Power
may Gaitskell, we must all hope that he and
say: milk all over the flour; or it febe
hate people whi
have brought up its urunge Juice all will make an outstanding success nf be like hils grandfather?'
the new cul coveriel; or his task, for on that a great deal. The poor little devil has probably may be just waiting for you to get depends. When they have measles they no seen his grandfather,
you in
He will, of course, be dependent mottled, when they have indigestion As for a fear of the dark why within range so it can suck
upon the food will and co-operation The eye with wet crust. they turn pillar-box red. When put it all on to babies?
If it is an amused smile which of the miners. They are going to be sick they turn
You're probably frightened of the
breaks whooping dark yourself. reet when they have
But as in fact there is really no into wild laughter, the baby 43 44 45 Thinks you're a comic. Not a real body of men more loyal to the best rough they turn a greyish blue, like A man with
comic hem deliberately funny, but national interests than the workers hangover on a cokl
just funny to look at. As it is un-in the coalfields, he may count inhibited and knows nothing about their help if he treats them fairly. 7
A young baby pus things into its mouth because its teeth are
manners you can take it for granted Gaitskell has already shown him- pushing through the grons and ir- that it is your personal appearance self to be a good parliamentarian, ritating them. True or false? that has reduced the baby to help with a capacity for taking pains to Rubbish. A baby "puls things into Tess laughter. It dncan't kenne-anymaise himself master of the problems. its mouth Just for the hell of it. funny jokes or limericks.
of the fuel industry, shaving
it is a
smile watery a weak,
He has now a great opportunity to those table knife down its throat, us if ending in a hiccough it is nothing show skill in dealing with Every time you see a baby
more than a strangled burp. it had made op its mind to become
psychological factors which, because a sword swallower, you can bel U I think it was Barrie who wrote of all that has happened in the past, vital time a baby burps a count for so much a feeding bottle to half
out with a branch of the country's economie dozen clean nappies that the baby fairy blows its brains
water pistol. Intelligent people don't walk when is doing it to frighten its mother. they Can ride. When intelligent men joined the Army they didn'h join the Infantry. They joined the [ cavalry, the armoured corps, or the really Army Service Corps. The
chauteurs intelligent ones became to generals.
is in full HINTS about the direction the petrol cut When operation only the Smart Alees will of labour have been very be riding. The fools will be walk-quickly followed by the plan to card-index school children for ing.
When they are very old they po again and look much the
Of course not. Impartial obser- purple Fers of the stupid only depraved,Sitte as when they were born,
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child walks at eight months justend of the usual 15 montha is this a sign of abnormal intellipruce? No. In fact I could eastly be a sign of the reverse.
brutal, greedy spreies known as the human race believe that it reaches its highest mental and moral deve- lopment when it is about 19 years 5 old. At that age it at least knows
know it what
wants, and doesn't
ask idiot questions, enough words Moreover, its mind is not confused by sex, politics, and religion.
Soon after that age is past rot sets fn. It begins to wonder about things instead of accepting them. It begins to ask the question already mentioned.
dist
Later on it becomes arrogant, mean, jealous, morbid, and dirty- minded. If you don't slap it down at least once a day until it is but enough to slap you down, it will grow into a selfish, vain, quarrel- Some, braintesa, homicidal, suicidal mass of inhibitions like yourself.
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Do bay babies develop mentally 3
earlier than girls"
broken
that
every
lite.
in
BY THE WAY by Beachcomber
Therefore a baby who walks be purposes of employment later tore it has to, when there are plenty. of people to carry it or push it around in pram, is obviously foul.
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Du babica inherit. a fear of the dark teemse our ancestors were
this.
to
Wan
over
not?
this
with
three hun-
alighted
Ministries
As a matter
should be paved the landowner was pushed in by forma
bud
C'est Moompi, who
begged him coloured mosaics.
magni. two share the cupboard with fiyur, mata to n'est pas la guro, when he opened English noblemen until her mistress as the man said
disengaged. "Youare
par- the compartment door "Big dred yards too soon, and doon," said the landowner. YOURFE pardoon. how do. "Who are you?"
growled Egham, a heap of rubbish.- with a towel sagging his head. Readers' privilege The best-way to carry out idea would be for the Government State Sword the down
flattening himself against
READ that four to abolish nines and give every-
"What's he gabbling
Were involved in a farmer's GJID (issue every
personnel unit shelves.
? asked Mince, dragging his would number. IL
This
application to bulld a cowshed on withy
foot out of a Exch
pillow-slip. Then si his own Innd. If this is not the facilitate the filing system.
fell, and after half an hour way to get things done, you may would have its number
released the three sweat- ull me Mrs. Foddle, unit printed on its back, and would
The of fact, you may call me Mrs ing and exhausted suitors.. wear a standard suit of dulls downer
in shown WILH You might as well ask: "Does it designed by
to Foddle, anyhow. Readora of experts. See the
And 14# Fghinin giris seem to grow up quicker that baby inherit a hatred of bottles (white-paper on the Integration of Digi-Po
and years' standing muy even call me Minco left by a sido door, they Clara. boys, which is unly a polite way of usually throws them at you) be-
drank Potential Labour Material. they develop Jow saying that
w the merchant lowering himself cause its great-grandfather
ascullery window, This Tail-piece cunning and have much nastier too much?"
'Tibetan Bubles minds at a much earlier age.
don't inherit ony
place is full of people," said Eghant fears,
"Business Moonflower' (XV.) discontentedly, but they soon learn a few, They
said Mince. I hope so," said Eg- Boys soon catch up on them and learn to become afraid of being usually outstrip them in every kind attacked by wild beasts in the day the hot linen-cupboard with han of vice and villainy, Fence
sheets, pillow-alina, and towels war. time. pestilence, famine. Hence black They learn to four the kiss of on tangled In their legs and arms, Marginal note
other, markets, spivs, and all social evils. aunt with, a bony face who smells the two men cursed each Hence political jiggery-pokery, sup- of moth batis. They also learn to "I'd only come to persunde her to "Why, so had pression of the truth, distortion of fear the kiss of an uncle with, an sign," said Egham,
At that moment ingrowing, mous-1," overhanging, or
It has already been pointed out afraid of being attacked by wild that they don't develop mentally at beasts at right? all. But has been observed that
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