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QUIZ
RE you gadget-minded? Or suggestion-minded?
to
ther
Do
do this or that" when you yourself have hif on a good iden?
For instance--why not :---
Make rubber washing-up gloves with corrugated finger tips so that you can grip soapy dishes,
Equip traffic police with green as well as red torches for use in the black-out.
Fit kitchen sinks with a removable grille which can
be lifted out and shaken clean when choked.
Fix a bar to stepladder's to grip when you're teetering on the top step.
Attach tapes to viderdowns, which, tied to the bed, prevent them allding to floor during the night.
Manufacture boots for men with zip fasteners for use in air-raid calls.
celluloid ankle Add to each shoe-cleaning outfit a guard, so that you can clean your shoes on your feet with- out soiling your socks.
For quick-wits
1. Can you think of any word (apart from Welsh
place names) which has 28 letters?
2. Add three letters before the word ERGRO-ndd well-known the same three after ERGRO—and make a word.
Lexiconundrums
FIVE difficult words here--with explanations afe- pended. Unfortunately, I haven't put the right explana tion alongside the right word. You do it
STYLOBATE-an ancient musical instrument. PSEUDEPIGRAPHOUS—pertaining to peas, beans,
clover, etc.
SILLABUR a pavement or base to support volumus. SACKBUTs mixture of cider and milk. LEGUMINOUS-falsely inscribed.
You ought to know
If you're to understand the news as it breaks. you should know :-
1. The capitals of (a) Rumania. (b) Hungary, (e) Bulgaria, (d) Jugo-Slavia.
2. Name of the Republican nominee for the U.S. Presidency.
3. The Premiers of (a) Canada, (b) New Zealand,
(c) South Africa, (d) Australia.
4. Name of the Governor of the Bahamas.
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With the Inventors
There's no famine of kleas on how wars should be fought and won, the U.S. War Department is discovering. Trouble is, a harvest of such ideus produces a lot of chaff. These ingenious inventions, offered to the department, give you the idea:
UGH!!!
whales as battering rame
A modern Jules Verne proposes that whales be used to sink enemy submarines. The whale would be armoured with steel ram and sent out a-bunting. (Once caught, a trifling detail of course, and not molest the local favourites.)
MAHA
a machine to spot blueprints
A combination electric eye and X-ray which would react only to blueprints has been offered to help the FBI in Its pur- sult of spies. The contraption would be adjusted to peek into pockets of pussers-by and sound an alert to FBI agents who would be lurking just around the corner.
an over-size trap for tanks
One inventor sought a patent on a giant trap which would catch tanks. The unsuspecting tank would trip the trap, the massive jaws would snap shut, nnd there would be Mr. Tank, hors de combat for duration.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW, BUT ARE YOU CERTAIN?
1. An honorarium is (1) an honour
bestowed for bravery (2) un act of mercy (3) a fee.
2. The Kentucky Derby is a ruce open to (1) four year old borses (2) all horses (3) three year old horses.
3. That chain you may have seen hanging from gasoline trucks is there (1) to attract attention (2) to warn small boys (3) to ground electricity.
4. If you wanted to buy a truffle. would you go to a (1) milliner (2) grocer (3) hardware store?
5. The Flying Fortresses were bulit
by (1) Boeing (2) Douglas (3) Sikorsky.
6. If you had a hellcopter would you (1) cut it (2) fly in it (3) attach it to your automobile?
7. A collier is a (1) coal miner (2) collar manufacturer (3)
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dog fancler.
8. The Gila Monster 19 a (1) mythological dragon (2) man- eating alligator (3) poisonous lizard,
9. Are the young of camel called (1) camellias (2) calves (3) foals?
10. Is the (1) olive tree, (2) oak tree (3) mulberry tree an ac- cepted emblem of peace?
Eden guarded to prevent the return of Adam and Eve?
23. If you planted a seed upside down, would it germinate?
24. I am neither a father's nor a mother's son, yet I am the child of human ones; what am I?
25. Are you more closely related to
your parerits than to brothers and sisters?
your
11. A milksop is a (1) weakling (2) ANSWERS
milk-drenched cloth (3) candy
.bar.
If you had an enfant terrible, would you (1) see a doctor (2) spank it and put it to bed (3) send it to the laundry.
13. Sulla was a mortal enemy of
(1) Marlus (2) Alcibiades (3) Xenophon.
14. Gresham's law concerns
alimony (2) currency capital punishment.
1. (2) A ice,
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Three year old horses.
3 (3) To ground electricity.
4. (2) Grocer
5. (1) Boeing.
in it.
7. (1) Coal miner,
3. (3) Polsonous leard.
9. (3) Foals,
(1)
10. (1) Ove tree,
11. (1) A Weakling.
(3)
12 (2) Spank it and put it to bed.
13 (1) Marium.
14. (2) Currency.
15. Are (1) moters (2),megacycles
(2) kilocycles used to measure radio wave lengths?
18. Tropanning is on act performed by (1) engineera (2) surgeons
(3) African reptiles.
17. What number, when 12 is added
18. How many
cquals 267
to its double pets are there? 19. What's the difference between
camel's hair and alpaca?
20. If you wanted to see a scuff, would you go to a (1) museum
boathouse.
(8)
biology lab?
21. What is a ghost weiter?
22. With what, was the Garden of
15. All are wand.
14. (2) Surgeons.
17, Seven.
ia. Nine.
1 Genuine camel's hair comes from the cams Alpaca comes from the South American oat of Lism KATEG
name.
20. (2) boathouse. •
11. A person employed to write under another's name, Usually well-known persons who are unable to write well employ profesional writers to write atories, articles, etc. for them,
21. Cherubima and a flaming sword.
23. You
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QUIZANSWERS.
For quick-wite-1, Antidisestab- lishmentarianism 2, Underground.
Lexkonundrums. → Stylobate pavement.or base to support columns. Pseudepigraphous-falsely Inscribed. Sillabub a mixture of clder and milk, Sackbut an ancient- musical in Arument. Leguminous- pertaining to peas, beans, clover,. ete.
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35. No. You share only one-half common
The blood with each parent, whereas you
and your brothers and sisters are
my entirely of common blood,
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