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Letter Puzzle
How many words beginning with the letter shown can be applied to this unusual collegion of figures, abjects, animals, etc.? A careful search should reveal more than 40. Check your resulta with the list appearing elsewhere on this page.
It has been Said of Self-Control IT'S A FACT Those who can command themselves can command others. THAT the English are
-Hazlitt..
No man is free who cannot command himself.—Pylha-
Korus.
Who to himself is Inw needs no law-Chapman.
If you would learn self-mastery, begin by yielding your- self to the one Great Master.-Lobstein.
What is the best government? That which teaches us to govern ourselves.-Goethe.
No conflict is so severe as his who labours to subdue him- self.Thomas a Kempls.
Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves; without that the conqueror is only the first slave-Thompson.
To rule self and subdue our passions is the more praise- worthy because so few know how to do it.-Guiccardini.
Geographical Oddities
Digging Through to China
"Digging a hole through the earth to China" has long been a figure of speech for describing the depth of mines, oil wells, and similar underground enterprises. But it must have been coined by someone and accepted as a fact by those with scant interest in the geographical position of the United States with relation to the rest of the earth.
If it were possible to tunnel straight through the diameter of the earth-it's only about 8,000 miles-from any point in the continental United States, it would not come out on the other side anywhere within several thousand miles of China. It would come out in some remote part of the Indian Ocean! And if such a shaft were put through from Maine, or some other point close to the Canadian boundary, it would come out in the southern part of the Indian Ocean within a few hundred miles of the Antarctic Continent..
Brazil to the United States
If you were a steamship operator and had a ship in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and received a contract to deliver a cargo to the nearest large seaport in the United States, you'd pro- bably think of making the delivery at New Orleans. But, if you knew world geography, as every successful ateamship operator does, you'd load that cargo, pass even New York, and take it to Boston. It would be the shortest, quickest, and least cxpensive haul.
heavier beer drinkers than
the Germans.
THAT a mountain is higher
in hot weather thun in coll
*
THAT
size.
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a fly is stronger than a man in proportion to its
✰ * THAT the circulating library was first started by Ben- jamin Franklin.
-R. W. Dawson
FUNNY SIDE UP
ARE YOU SURE?
Answore on this Page.
1. If o German para- 'chutist landed at (a) Friock- heim or (b) Nerden, in what British counties would he bo?
2. Philology is :-
(a) Science of vocational discases; (b) Stamp collect- ing; (c) Study of language derivations.
3. Docs a goldfish sleep with its eyes open or closed?
the 4. When
first did it Flag Day? What commemorate?
WAB
5. On what date did Hit- ler (0) invade Holland, Belgium and Luxemburg; (b) enter Paris?
G. From which of Barrie's works is this:-
"You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's riba: she was really made from his funny- bene,"
7. How many boroughs aro there in the London County Council area:-
(a) 10, (b) 12, (c) 16,
(d) 24, (e) 28.
8. What are the popular names for these flowers and planta;---
(a) Aquilegia; (b) Ana- gallis; (e) Cytisus; (d) Dictamnus.
9. Can you give the Chris- tian names of these famous composera:--
(a) Liszt, (b) Debussy, (c) Ketelbey, (d) Paderew- shi.
10. How many cables in _a_nautical mile:
(a) 5, (b). 10, (c) 15, (d) · 20, (e) 50.
11. Gorgonzola takes its
name from a:--
(a) Town in Italy; (b) Maker of cheese; (c) Vil- lage in Switzerland; (d) Breed of cattle.
12. Who in the "Cau- dillo"?
Portland 13. The
in :-m
raco
(a) Dangerous part of the English Channel; (b) Horac race; (c) Swimming.con- feat.
14. Who was the British Admiral in H.M.S. Bounty who was put adrift after the mutiny in the eighteenth century?
15. The colour watchet is:-
(a) Red; (b) Yellow; (c) Blue; (d) Brown; (c) Green.
16. What was the battle Fought 183 years ago to-day to avenge the deaths in the Black Hole of Calcutta and who commanded the British Army?
17. An Indian runner ia
(a) Vegetable; (b) Duck; (e) Wild animal; (d) Sportsman.
18. What is the river in Yorkshire which has the
tributary of the Aime in France and which gives its name to an area where a famous breed of terriers comes from?
same name as a
19. An etymologist is an expert in:-
(a) Word · Formations; (b)_Butterflies;...(c)_Ancient...
stonework.
20. You might be stung near a vespiary; what is it?
Daily Quotation
THOUGH the World be historical, and most_men, live ironically, yet be thou what thout singly art, and personate only thyself. Swim smoothly in the stream of Nature, and live but one Man.-SIR THOMAS
BROWNE.
By Abner Dean
“She say, sho ̈won't wait twenty years. Just like a woman
ficklo!"
ANSWERS
ARE YOU SURE?
1. ((a) Near Abrobath, Angus: (b) Norden is a suburb of Roch- dale. Loncs.
2. Study of language deriva- tions.
3. Open; it has no eyelids.
4. June 1011, It was for varl- Dus charities under the patronage of the music halls and it com~ memorated
enler- old Lainers.
famous
5. (a) May 10; (b) June 14. 0. "What Every Woman Knows" 7. 28.
8. (a) Columbine; (b) pimper- nel; (e) broom; (d) burning bush. 9. (a) Franz, (b) Claude Achil- le, (c) Albert William, (d) Ig- mace Josef
10. Ton.
11. Town in Italy.
12. The Leader of Spain, Gen- eral Franco.
13. Dangerous part of Engilsh Channel.
14. Vice-Admiral Bligh. -
15. Blue.
16. Plassey; Clive,
17. Duck.
18. The river is the Airo. The upper valley is Airedale where the terriers were originally bred.
10. Word formations. .20. Waspa nest.
ALPHABET PUZZLE Kalsomine, kangaroo, katydid, kayak, keel, keg, kalp, kennel, kerosene, ketch, ketchup kettle, kaitisdgun, key, key- stone, kick, kid. "Riteter, kiln, kit, *indies, kindling, kine, king, kingbird. kingfish, kingfisher, kinglet, kirk, kits, kitten, kittiwake, kiapaack, knee, knee- cap, kneeling, knife, knight, knoll, knots, kmurled, knowledge, knuckle Joint, kohrab), Koran,
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Admiralty Announces Odin Presumed Lost
London, Aug. 10.
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and between $2,000,000,000 $2,500,000,000 with aircraft purchases Accounting for half this sum.
Or some 11,000 planes ordered in the United States about 2,000 have now been delivered for shipment to Britain. Reuter.
Reuter.
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New York, Aug. 10. The formation is announced by Colonel Charles Wood of an aviation division, of the Committed to Defend Amerlen by Helping the Allies. The The Admiralty announces that the Division, which has influential sup- submarine Odin (Licut, Commander port, will strive to obtain all possible K. M. Woods, R.N.,) is considerably moral and material aid for Britain Joverdue and must be presumed lost.
Donation For Relief New. Bedford, Mass., Aug. 10. The Odin was formerly on the Mr. Walter Langshaw, who work- China Station and was only. relieved ed as a mill hand in Lancashire, within last year. Licut. Commander where he was born and afterwards Woods served on the Odin as a Lieu- became a millionatro mill owner in tonaut nearly ten years ago. She the United States, has cabled $25,000 was a vessel of 1,473 tons and her to Mr. Winston Churchill for war normal complement was 30 men, Shereltet.-Router.
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Italians Claim Credit
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New York, Aug. 10. Rear-Admiral Robert Ghormley, United Rome, Aug. 11.
States Assistant Chlef of to Operations, is en route In a communique issued to-day the Naval Italians claimed credit for sinking London with two other officers for as special purpose of acting the British submarine Odin.-United the
observer at the American Embassy, Press.
according to the Washington corres pondent of the New York Times. The correspondent adds it is un- derstood Rear-Admiral Ghormley is being rent on direct orders from President Roosevelt.
U-Boat Hits Tanker
London, Aug. 10. A British tanker arrived in a home purt to-day under her own steam after having been torpedoed by U-boat.
This is the first time an American officer of such high rank has been detalled for observer duty.
The ship was torpedoed just be- fore dawn and soon took on a heavy List. All but the captain and four of
The correspondent adds some US. the crew took to the boats,
Those remaining on board had to Navy Department oficials indicato and their way to the valves in dark- President Roosevelt is calling for ex ness as the lights had gone out. The pert reports in expectation of a new Job took an hour, and, when it was technique should Germany attempt seen that they had saved the ship, on assault on Britain Router. the rest of the crew returned.
Invasion Difficulties ・・・ ju shell burst overhead and the crew
Washington, Aug, 10. saw the U-boat less than a mile away An edliorial in the Army and Navy on the surface. Further shells foi-Journal says it is the commensus of lowed, but the British sailors manned naval experts that any attempted in- their defence gun and after threevasion of Britain "will fail because rounds the submarine submerged. of the inherent difficulties in landing
Reuter.
against well organised resistance ashore."
As the ship's boats came alongside
Yugo-Slav Freighter
It says that others, however, felt Belizrade, Aug. 10. that another great surprise, is The Yugo-Slav freighter Rad, 7,600 possible," through Hitler's uso of new and methods. They sald tons, carrying metal ore from Bal-weapons timore and when five days out from that Britain's hastily bullt obstruc St. Vincent bound for Yugo-Slav was tions indicate that the army in con- sunk by a U-boat. It is reportedfident of its ability to meet the in that all members of the crew were vaders wherever they may strike
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