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clergymen were among the thousands of volun- teers who crowded police sta tlong throughout Great Britain; in response to the Government's appeal for men to deal with any Germans who try to make para- chute landings.
The sixty-three-year-old Bishop of Chelmsford, Dr. Henry Wilson. whó Csome months Ko publicly warned the peuple of the dangers of parachute invaders, offered to give nay service he could in support of the Local Defence volunteers.
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Wilson said: "Some time ago,
I offered to become chaplain for the whole entry If the WHY Oftee formed rugh a body ns la now in existence. I have no doubt that I shall put my rame down for active) service with them in Essex.
"The people of Essex have been keen about a force of this kind for some time.
"In the Remford area there las
been a company of about 100 work-
July 25, 1940..
By Walt Disney
CLOSE CALL,
BUDDY!
Australian
Air Force
Australia is rapidly increasing her air strength. Photo shows
ing for the last six weeks or so Aircraftsmen assembling Lockheed Hudson bombers at an R.A.A.F.
guarding vital spots and watching Station.
for parachutists.
"They have run it with money from
their own pockets, and have continu- ally asked that they should have re- į cognition and the necessary arms.
Women Would Work
"I have no doubt they will now be satisfied.
“They had a great many applica tions for membership from other districts. I know they had up. proached the War Office -and had } the backing of the Lord Lieuten- ant,"
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A "SPANKED WIVES' CLUB" Oklahoma City, that when he saw
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has been formed at Sioux City, South for the first time, after being cured!
In country districts women signed Dakota, to entourage corporal of blindness since birth, he nearly as willing to do farm work in case punishment of nagging women by went mnd.
their men were called out
Out Of Forms
husbands.
He said the beauty, of the nurse
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The new War Minister, Mr. An- The club has nineteen members, all intoxicated him with joy. "I had to thony Eden, had hardly finished his of whom have at some time or other close my eyes to keep my reason,” trondcust appeal for anti-parachutists been soundly spanked. And cach he said. volunteers between seventeen and boasts she has been made a better "The Arst me I gazed into a mir sixty-five when men arrived at police wife by it.
ror I didn't know whether to cry or stations to ask for enllatment forms.
"Spanking makes married life jrun. happler and saves lots of homes being broken up by divorce," sald MOTHERS of Bonair, town, have The rush continued in the morn Mrs. Lora Lane, the founder. "It jappealed to John Pecinovsky to cure
dual takes the best type of women to get his
complex. personality Ing. Many police stations, running out of
together, admit they have been Fecinovsky shaves and cute his hairi typing oul forms, began
spanked and then discuss methods on one side of his face and head. copies.---
Members of the British Legion of making married life happler. only. and other ex-Servicemen and men, "We have not been cruelly beaten like gamekeepers, used to handling by our husbands-they've just put us weapons answered the call in force, across their knees and spanked 'us
soundly."
One leg of his trousers is whlie. the other blnek. Hla shirt is summi- larly half white and half black. Children ery with fright when they see him hence the appeal.
JOHN FLYNN, of New York, is to
But shepherds. retired officers, bank agents, bank lerks, university DOCTORS call a red-haired pa- lecturers, students. Jawyers, business-tient in a Cincinnati, Oslo, hospital
unemployed, and Iabourers The Vulcano Girl. Her tempera- retire soon, after twenty-five years heard the enll, too.
tures rises regularly to 112 degrees, earning his living by his nose. Dar Uniform and arms are to be issued highest yet recorded in a human be-after day, year after year his duty to every volunteer.
log.
consisted of fottring New York's un-
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Ceble Address;
SWANSTOCK
BOMBERS
ARE MORE THAN EVER
NEEDED TO-DAY.
The South China Morning Post, Ltd., is receiving subscriptions to
ASSIST
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BRITAIN'S WAR EFFORT.
The whole of the money subscribed is being handed to The Government of Hongkong for transmission to
THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT For the Purchase of Acroplanos or such, other Armamentu as the British Government may
decido, Donations will be received by The South China Morning Post. Cheques should be made payable to "War Fund-South China Morning Post Limited.” All donations will be acknowledged in the columns of. The S. G. M..Post & The Hongkong-Telegraph.
The men will have no special train- ing, but they will receive Instructions in the use of modern weapons,
There will be no pay, and men need not give up their jobs. Vo- lunteers will serve in their own district,
Instruction times will be arranged to suit their convenience.
Service will not exempt a man from the provisions of the Military Service (Armed Forces) Act.
Dr. Esther Ticiz says that when derground stations and trains--snif Hie girl's temperature rises she be fing for escaping gast remer violent, but when it is down New York's undergound contains a again becomes zweet and chann-variety of smells. "When I retire/ Ing.
ho says, "I never want to use my previous According to
medical nose agaur-not even to
to maif reses.” teachings, no human being could sur- vive after such a high temperature. A SHARP explosion disturbed the Orc- The girl is suffering from epilepsy of peace' at a street in Portland. the pituitary gland,"
xon. I was the glass eye of Miss LIFE is no beautiful to twenty-nomi Merrick. The explosion Is onc-yem-old George Campbell, of attributed to heat.
Arabs and Jews Face War Together
BY JACOB SIMON United Press Staff Correspondent
problem is believed to be "in some Palestine, and since Jewry has been Fort of an understanding with the so badly injured in Eastern and Cen- | Arabs,"
tral Europe, it is not surprising that JERUSALEM, April 10 (UP). believe that the Jews of Palestine should be waning.
Circles which turn to this solution the influence of the Jewish Agency The Jews of Palestine are must realise they are living among It is for that reason that the Jewish looking for a Joshua to sound a the Arabs and must stop turning their Notional Council is now gaining the trumpet to blow down the walls eyes towards the cultural fleshpots of interest of both Jew and Arab. Arab
Europe.
approval may sound strange but is
..
of a spiritual ghetto created by Recent years have taught them natural. They have, always stated
the war.
that there is unity in the diversity that they wish to co-operate with the. Following demonstrations, Jewish of the Arab peoples Just as there is Jews already in the country, but have resentment against the recently pro-unity in their own Jewish diversity.no reason to negotiate with an insti mulgated land transfer regulations And just as they wish their own tullan like the Jewish Agency, which han simmered down as the Jews tried unity to be respected and taken into represents Jaws who live in other to face the problemn and find a solu- consideration by others, so they them- parts of the world,
selves must Lion
respect and take into hough the Arabs claim to be dis- Palestine Jewry agrees that, the consideration the underlying unity to satisfied with the new and transfer party and class difference must be be found among their Arab neigh-regulations and state that they have forgotten and all groups must join to bours.
overy reason to expect a great deal safeguard their vital and encred The Arab politics, of the Zionists more, the fact remains that personal Intercats, But they cannot agree as heretofore amounted to an attempt relations between Arabs and Jews are to. what these interests are. They to ignore the existence of. Arnb triendlier than they have been for a are not even definitely in accord as nationalism, and as a result the Jews number of
years. to who are their opponents.
of Paloslinė have now-found them- Arab-Jewish partnerships are be Some claim that the real opponents' selves isolated within a spiritual ing registered daily; both Jews and are the British, others that they are, chetta
Arabs are being trained amicably to- It is only natural that the British gether in Palestine Pioneer Units, thie the Arabs; still others that they are the opposition groups in the Zionist authorities should wish to stabilize first of which are already in France; the situation for at least the duration and Arabs are becoming interested in movement..
Finally these opposition groups de- of the war. In another department the possibilities of the industries clare that at present the only enemy this stabilization is causing the Jewish which can be and are being developed of the Jewish people is Hiler and National Council to increase in Im In Palestine by Jewish specialist that all other, considerations must ba cortance because it is the representa skill and business enterprise. put in the background until Hitler is five body of Palestine Jewry and This new development, is being. destroyed. Official Jewish lenders scem Palestine alone.
encouraged by Arab cepliallats from
to have reached a deadlock, there aroThe Jewish Agency, however, is neighbouring countries who are alive reports of many profeats resigna- gradually losing its Importance in to the possibilities of a minor indus tions. Ometal quarters refuse com-Palestine affaire; it is the accredited trial centre on a European model at ment, except that it in known that in representative of the Jewish people the meeting place of three con- sume circles the answer to the Jewish throughout the world, na regarda tinents, -
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