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were
MANY clergymen among the thousands of volun. teers who crowded police sta tions throughout Great Britain in response to the Government's appeal for men to deal with any Germans who try to make para- chute landings.
The sixiy-three-year-old Bishop: of Chelmsford, Dr. Henry Wilson, who
Bome months ago publicly warned the people of the dangers of parachute Invaders, offered to glyc any service he could in support of the Local Defence volunteers.
Dr. Wilson said: "Some time ngo I offered to become chuplain for the whole country If the War Once formed such a body as is now in existence. I have no doubt that I shall put my name down for active service with them in Essex,
"The people of Essex have been keen about n force of this kind for some time.
"In the Romford area there has
been a company of about 100 work-
July 25, 1940.
By Walt Disney
CLOSE CALL;
BUDDY!
Australian Air Force
Australia is rapidly increasing her air strength. Photo shows
ing for the last six weeks or so Aircraftsmen ascombling Lockhoed Hudson bombars at an R.A.A.F.
guarding vital spots and walching Station.
for parachutists.
"They have run it with money from
their own pockets, and have continu-
ally asked that they should have re-} cognition and the necessary arms.
Women Would Work
"I have no doubt they will now be satisfied.
"They had a great many applica tions for membership from other! districts. I know they had ap. preached the War Offles and bad. the backing of the Lord Lieuten- anf."
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A "SPANKED WIVES CLUB" Oklahoma City, that when he saw
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to encourage corporal of blindness since birth, he nearly as willing to do farm work in case punishment of nagging women by went mad. their men were called out.
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He said the beauty of the nurse The new War Minister, Mr. An- The club has nineteen members, all intoxicated him with joy. "I had to thony Eden, had hardly finished his of whom have at some time or other close my eyes to keep my reason,” broadcast appeal for anti-parachutists been soundly spanked. And cach he said. volunteers between seventeen and honsts she has been made a better "The first time I gazed into a mir- sixty-five when men arrived at police wife by it. stations to aalt for enlistment forms.
ror I didn't know whether to cry or "Spanking makes married to jrun." happler and saves lots of homes being broken up by divorce," said MOTHERS of Bonair, Iowa, have Mrs. Lora Lane, the founder, "It appealed to John Pecinovsky to cure] takes the best type of women to get his dual personality complex. together, admit they have been Pecinovsky shaves and cuts his hair spanked, and then discuss methods on one side of his face and bend Members of the British Legion: of making married life happier. only. and other ex-Servicemen and men. "We have not been cruelly benten - lika-gamekeepers,-used-to-handling-by-our-husbands—they've-just-put-us weapons answered the call in force across their knees and spanked us But shepherds, retired
officers, soundly.
The rush continued in the morn- ing. Many police stations, running' out of forms, began typing out coples,
The men will have no special train- ing, but they will receive instructions in the use of modern weapons.-
Ing.
One leg of his trousers is whlie, the other blackfis shirt is simi- larly half white and hair black. Children cry with fright when they see him-tience the appeal,
bank · agents, bank clerks, university
DOCTORS call a red-haired pa-; lecturers, students, lawyers, business-tient in a Cincinnati, Ohio, hospital: JOHN FLYNN, of New York, is to men. unemployed, and labourers The Volcano Cir. Her tempera-retire soon, after twenty-five years heard the call, too.
tures rises regularly to 112 degrees, earning his living by his nose. Day Uniform and arms nie to be issued highest yet recorded in a human be- after day, year after year his duty to every volunteer.
consisted of touring New York's un- Dr. Esther Titta says that when derground stations and trains-snif- the girl's temperature rises she being fur escaping gast elmes violent, but when li is down")
New York's undergound contains a again becomes sweet and charm-variety of smells. "When I retire." Ing.
he says, "I never want to use According to previous medical nose again-not even to sniff roses," teachings, no human being could, sur- vive after such a high temperature, A SHARP explosion disturbed the The girl is suffering from epilepsy of peace of a street in Portland, Ore the pituitary gland"
Kon. It was the glass eye of Miss LIFE is so beautiful to twenty-Naomt Merrick. The explosion is one-year-old George Campbell of attributed to heat.
There will be no pay, and men need not give up their jobs. Vo lanteers will serve in their own district. Instruction times will be arranged to suit their convenience.
Service will
not exempt a man from the provisions of the Military Service (Armed Forces) Act,
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Arabs and Jews Face War Together
BY JACOB SIMON United Press Staff Correspondent ⠀⠀
problem is believed to be "in some Palestine, and since Jewry has been sort of an understanding with the so badly injured in Eastern and Cen- | Arabs."
tral Europe, it is not surprising int JERUSALEM, April 10 (UP). Circies which turn to this solution the influence of the Jewish Agency
believe that the Jews of Palestine should be woning. The Jews of Palestine are must realise they are living among It is for that reason that the Jewish looking for a Joshua to sound a the Arabs and must stop turning their National Counell is now gaining the trumpet to blow down the walls eyes towards the cultural fleshpots of interest of both Jew and Arab. Arab of a spiritual ghetto created by Recent years have taught them natural. They have always stated approval may sound strange but is the war.
that there is unity in the diversity thai they wish to co-operate with the Following demonstrations, Jewish of the Arab peoples just as there is Jews already in the country, but have. resentment against the recently pro-unity in their own Jewish diversity, no reason to negotiate with an Insti- mulgated land transfer regulations And just as they wish their own tution like the Jewish Agency, which has simmered down as the Jews tried unity to be respected and taken into represents Jews who live in other to face the problem and find a solu- consideration by others, so they theme parts of the world. tion,
selves must respect and take into Though the Arabs claim to be dis- Palestine Jewry agrees that the consideration the underlying unity to katisfied with the now land transfer party and class difference must be be found among their Arab neigh-regulations and state that they have forgotten and all groups must join to bours.
every reason to expect a "great deal safeguard their vital and sacred The Arab politics of the Zionists more, the fact remains that personal interests. But they cannot agree as heretofore amounted to "an attempt[relations between Arabis and Jews are to what these interests, are. They are not even definitely in accord ignore the existence of Arab friendiler than they have been for a
as nationalism, and as a result the Jews (number of to who are their opponenta.
of Palestine have now found them Arab-Jewish partnerships are be Some claim that the real opponents selves isolated within a spiritual ing registered daily; both Jews and ure the British, others that Dicy are, ghetto.
Arabs are being trained amicably to- the Arabs; 'sull'others that they are It is only natural that the British gether in Palestine Pioneer Units, the the opposition- groups: In the Zionist authorities should wish to stabilize Arst of which are already in France; movement.
the situation for at least the duration and Arabs are becoming interested in Finally these opposition groups de of the war. In another department the possibilities of the industries clare that at present the only enemy this stabilization is causing the Jewish which can be and are being developed of the Jewish people. Is Hitler and National Council tó · Increase in Im- in: Palestine by Jewish specialist, that all other considerations must be portance because it is the representas skill and business enterprise, d put in the background until Hitler is tive body of Palestine encouraged by Arab capitalists from Jewry and This new development is being destroyed. Official Jewish leaders seem Palestine alone; g to have reached a deadlock, there are The Jewish Agency, however, la neighbouring countries who are alive, reports of many: protests, resign- gradually losing its importance In to the possibilities of a minor indus- tions. Omdal quarters refuse.com-Palestinu affairs; it, is the accredited trial, centre on a European model (ut ment, except that it is known that in representative of the Jewish people the meeting place of three con- some circles the answer to the Jowich, throughout the world as regards Itinents.
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