Thursday,
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH
November 23, 1939,
By Ernie Bushmiller
OH--- SO I'M A NAG, AM I?
HOW DARE YOU SAY --- BLA-
BLA
BLA
BLA...
NANCY
WHY DO YOU GIVE ME SUCH MEAN LOOKS, MR. SPUTTER?,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTIN' ME IN DUTCH WITH
MY WIFE!
--- YOU'RE. ALWAYS SAYIN' SOMETHING THAT STARTS AN ARGUMENT-- THEN SHE NAGS AT
ME FOR AN HOUR--
NATURALLY I GET SORE AT: YOU!
WELL---FROM NOW ON
THINGS WILL
BE DIFFERENT!
FINE!
MR. SPUTTER
SAYS HE
WON'T YELL AT
ME ANY MORE IF YOU QUIT NAGGING HIM ALL THE TIME!
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-BRNIZ
MBUSHPARLER
U.B.BEER
LIGHT & DARK
THIS
PICTURE
BY
ZA
VOLKISCHER BEOBACHTER,
AND THEY SAY WE LIE
THE "Telegraph" pub-
lishes to-day a pic- ture which will arouse horror throughout the civilised world.
Own
It is a faked picture' ap- pearing in Hitler's party newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter of September 13.
You see a portrait of the British Prime. Minister cleverly superimposed on the picture of one of the hundreds of women who suffered agonising deaths through Hitler's invasion of Poland.
"POLISH BEASTS"
This is a translation of the: callous and lying.caption:--
"This German woman has been fortured and murdered in Bromberg-by-Polish-beasts-fo]- lowing the blank cheque given by England to Poland.
"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, MR. CHAMBER- LAIN?"
Mr. Chamberlain has already been wildly accused by other Nazi newspapers of organising terrorist bands in Poland to murder German people.
[The features of the woman in the picture, it may be point- ed out, are not German, but Slavonic-she is almost certain- ly a Pole.]
But the Volkischer Beobach- ter is the official organ of the Nazi party. It is the mouth- piece of Hitler himself.
'HATRED AND FURY'
The man who now leads the great German nation would! have the German people believo Mr. Chamberlain is responsible
WAS
FAKED SPOTLIGHT
GERMAN NEWSPAPER
Luxury Liners
Into Warships
IN A BRITISH SHIPYARD.
Diese deutsche Frau
Bromberg Infolge der Blankovollmacht Englands an Polen von polnischen Untieren gequält und ermordet!
Wie wird lanen,
for murders that Hitler himself A FIFTEEN thousand ton luxury liner lying in a
has inspired.
On the same page appears
another attack on the Premier,
whose name is this time coupled
basin here represents the latest addition to the British fleet.
Harr
Chamberlain?
Launched not so long ago, shoj The long windows through which with Mr. Churchill. The two is now completing hor trans-pleasure cruise passengers gazed are British Ministers are accused of formation into an armed mer-new shut in with heavy steel plates. hatred and fury against every-chant cruiser, thing German and of issuing "lies which spread poison over the entire world.”
PRISONER EXECUTED
Formal Inquiry Held Inta Gaol Hanging
WAR
A format Inquiry into the death of Man Shlu, 31, prisoner, who hanged yesterday in the Hongkong Prison for the murder of Chan Shek-
Paravanes to guard her against the danger of sinking, 19,000 air-
I stood to-day on her pleasure fight drums and 1,100 tons of wood deck, where the black and white have been packed up to bulkhend tlled swimming pool still stands, and decks. saw shell-rocks where deck-quoit courta were marked but,
the
Nazis Destroy Chopin's Heart
LONDON, CHOFIN'S heart was among the treasures which the Nasi bor- bardments destroyed, according to the "Manchester Guardian."
ON
GERMANY
Franz was Hitler's rival
By LINDON LAING HITLER has a rival. Franz
Wagner, of Kaufbeuren, near Munich. He can put it across the Germans, too.
Frunz began by inventing a "muscle developer and rejuvenator,"
No one
was intercated until he persuaded an elderly Indy that there fivas a fortune in strengthening Ger- many's muscles. To finance him she nat only handed over her life savings, but pawned her jewels.
Encouraged by this success, Franz
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lavented "a magie stone." He made ALL WAVE PORTABLE RADIO
it of chemicals. He claimed that it would crease trousers, cure slek horses, and give relief to tired foot.
Franz forged ahend. He invented a prayer the reeltal of which would bring good business. Ho sold that to other Germans.
I said Hitler has a rival. I should have said Hitler had a rival. Hitler Is still getting away with It. They have found Franz out ut last. Munchener Neueste Nachrichten now lells his story und adds that he is serving three years hard labour..
בנית
FRANZ has a rival, too. The editor of the Westdeutseber Beobachter. He complains in a front page article that one Belgian newspaper has mentioned the possibility that Ger- many will invade Belgium.
"The suggestion is bad," says the editor. "Germany has never attacked any State." 1014? Well, why should the editor worry when Franz and Hitler get away with so much!
LE
ET'S get down to facts for a change. The Neueste Zeitung of Frankfurt leads the way in announc ing that in future each German is limited to one egg per week.
But why worry over that, it asks. If you are poor, then remember the (rich can get no more than you. And if you are rich remember that your needs are no greater than those of the
Door.
Logic, chi
THE Koetnische Zeitung is not for
behind with the announcement that bones are now included in the [German meat rations.
The meat control committee have decided that the weight of bones must be included in the ratlon allowed to cach German. Consolation is offered by the announcement that the bones must not exceed 20; per cent, of the pork ratton, 25 per cent, of the beef ration, or 30 per cent. of the veal ration.
But if any German acts his heart on a piece of boneless meat, then the butcher must estimate how much bono should be included in the cut and deduct it from the:ration,"
It was buried beneath the rains of Hely Cross Church near the HT
Ministry for the Interiane.
Alt Pales treasured the heart as
a holy rolls and made it the object
of many pilgrimages.
Toy Balloons Fly Afar
HITLER will be needing Franz Wagner before those three years
are up.
KOWLOON INQUESTS
"We are of the opinion that more CLEVELAND-The sky is vir- adequate precautions should be taken tually clouded with toy balloons to safeguard the lives of the work- The liner is only one of a number these days, since 14-year-old Bob men," was the rider made by a Jury "Observer" is a London paper, says of big merchant vessels that have Besserer sent off several with when an inquiry into the dentli of been, and are being fitted out as ander please notify" note attached Leung Ki-woon, 22, was contlucted menacing barrels of powerful ins new defensive squadron for
From her sides pointed the long armed merchant cruisers to form ajand received an answer from Francis by Mr. E. Himsworth.. at Kowloon
Emerson, of Hamilton, Ont. Now Magistracy yesterdes Below, the spacious, first-class din-
Bob sends out balloons almost daily.ployed by the Kowloon Canton Leung was an add job coolie em- ing-saloon was split in two to form Brillah Navy.
Hoping o get a reply from Mexico.
Railway. wardroom and gunroom.
The Jury consisted of Messrs. Yun Wal-yang" (Foreman), Chan Sin- taing, and Tang Sul-ical.
Inspector Modgewiek sald, Loung was instructed to clean the windows Jon the
of the locomotivo shed PARIS... Ignoring the revolver, he ran across with two other men. They were
Dofonce Squadron
• The whole ship has been stripped
lam in the Prison, in September was to make her easy to handle in ac-
held at Central Magistracy yesterday, tion.
Mr. Edwards at as Coroner, assisted
by
a Jury comprising Messrs. Tai
Hang-wan (Foreman),
Croix de Guerre at 17
A mess deck and a recreation room, Ritter Philippe, aged 17, was help the field, Jumped on his bleycle, and given instructions to walk along the
"Ing and "Lai Ping-kang Yuk-far Petty Offers and men have been ing his mother and sister in the beek pedalled as fast, as he could to the steel girdles upholding the asbestos i
Chief Warder J. W. Hudson said Man was executed according to law
* Dr. A. H.Dowell vaid he witnessed 'the antecution, and death was instan="
tantske) PANNINGT
Averdiet of death by judicial Harlan was rutinned
set up in the tourist quarters.
Rifle racks and alarm signals, which will sound when kellon slations are ordered, are to be de In every part of the ́ship," Thd on the decka, sen ́plies of plinter mats to guard against ishell and bomb fragments,
@feld
fields near an Alsatian village, when village.
roof, Leung accidentally stepped on German 'plane landed in near by,
Ho came back with a patrol, which weight and he fell to the ground. |the asbestos, it failed to hold his The pilot Jumped out and walked arrived Just in time to prevent the Loung's fellow workmen went to his towards them with revolver drawn, Clerman setting, fire to his machine. assistance and he was removed to The women ran away, "Rilfer stood Ritter has been decorated with the hospital where, he died shortly after- his ground.
Crols de Querre. He is, the Arst wards: "Where am I?" asked the pilot civilian to receive this honour, since The Jury returned a verdict of
France" replied Ritter. Then, I the war began
i death by misadventure
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