Thursday,
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MR. SPUTTER
WON'T YELL AT
November 23, 1939.
By Ernie Bushmiller
OH SO I'M A NAG, AM I? --- HOW DARE YOU SAY --- BLA
BLA--BLA
BLA...
NANCY
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WHY DO YOU GIVE Y ME SUCH MEAN |LOOKS, MR. SPUTTER?,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTIN' ME IN DUTCH WITH
MY WIFE!
--- YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYIN' SOMETHING THAT STARTS AN ARGUMENT-- THEN SHE NAGS AT
ME FOR AN HOUR--
NATURALLY I GET SORE AT YOU!
WELL. FROM NOW ON THINGS WILL
BE DIFFERENT!
FINE!
SAYS HE
ME ANY MORE
IF YOU QUIT NAGGING HIM ALL THE TIME!
-BUSHMILLER, -
UBBEER
LIGHT & DARK
THIS
PICTURE
WAS
FAKED SPOTLIGHT:
BY A GERMAN NEWSPAPER
AND THEY SAY WE LIE
THE "Telegraph" pub-
lishes to-day a pic- fure which will arouse horror throughout the civilised world.
own
It is a faked picture ap pearing in Hitler's party newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter of September 13.
You see a portrait of the British Prime Minister cleverly superimposed on the picture of one of the hundreds of women who suffered agonising deaths through Hitler's invasion of Poland.
:
"POLISH BEASTS" This is a translation of the callous and lying caption:-
-This-German--woman...has. been tortured and murdered in Bromberg by Polish beasts fol lowing the blank_cheque given by England to Poland.
"HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, MR. CHAMBER- LAIN?"
Mr. Chamberlain has alreatly been wildly accused by other Nazi newspapers of organising terrorist bands in Poland to murder German people.
The features of the woman in the picture, it may be point- ed out, are not German, but Slavonic she is almost certam- ly a Pole.]
But the Volkischer Beobach- ter is the offelei organ of the Nazi party. It is the mouth- piece of Hitler himself.
'HATRED AND FURY" The man who now, lends the great German nation would have the German people believe Mr. Chamberlain is responsible for murders that Hitler himself has inspired.
On the same page appears another attack on the Premier,
whose name is this time coupled
VOLKISCHER, BEOBACHTER
Luxury Liners Into Warships
IN A BRITISH SHIPYARD.
Wie wird Ihnen,
Horr
Chamberlain?
AFIFTEEN thousand ton luxury liner lying in a
basin here represents the latest addition to the British fleet.
Launched not so long ago, shej The long windows through which with Mr. Churchill. The two is now completing her trans-pleasure cruise passengers gazed are British Ministers are accused of formation into an armed mer-now shut in with heavy steel plates. hatred and fury against every-chant cruiser. thing German and of issuing "les which spread poison over the entire world."
PRISONER EXECUTED
Formal Inquiry Held Into Gaol Hanging
A formal inquiry into the death of Man Shiu, 31, prisoner, who was hanged yesterday in the Hongkong Prison for the murder of Chan Shek-
Paravanes to guard her against the danger of sinking, 19,000 air-
I stood to-day on her pleasure tight drums and 1,100 tons of wood deck, where the black and white have been pocked up to bulkhead tiled, swimming pool still stands, and decks, saw shell-racks where deck-quolt courta were marked out, says "Observer" is a London paper,
Nazis Destroy Chopin's Heart
LONDON. CHOPIN'S heart was among the treasures which the Nazi bom- bardiments destroyed, according to the "Manchester Guardian":
It was buried beneath{the' kulma
ON
GERMANY
Franz was Hitler's rival
By LINDON LAING
HITLER has a rival. Franz Wagner, of Kaufbeuren, near Munich. He can put it across the Germans, too,
Franz began by inventing a "muscle developer and rejuvenator."
No one was interested until he peravaded an elderly Indy that there was a fortune in strengthening Gor- Imany's muscles. To finance him stan not only banded over her 11fe savings. but pawned her jewels.
Encouraged by this success, Franz
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invented a magic stone." He made ALL WAVE PORTABLE RADIO
it of chemicals. He claimed that it would Crease trousers, eure sick horses, and give reljef to tired feet,
Franz forged ahead. He invented a prayer the recital of which would bring good business. He sold that to other Germans.
I said Hitler has a rival. I should have said Hiller had a rival. Hitler
is sun, getting away with it. They have found Frunz out at last. Thin Munchener Neueste Nachrichten now Us his story and adds that he is serving three years' hard labour.
FRANZ has a rival, too, The editor ot the Westdeutscher Beobachter, He complains in a front page article that one Belgian newspaper has mentioned the possibility that Ger- many will Invade Belgium. -
"The suggestion is had," says the editor. "Germany has never attacked any State." 1914? Well, why should the editor worry when Franz and "Hitler "get"bway"""with" so much!""
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LET'S get down to facts for # change. The Neueste Zeitung of Frankfurt lends the way in announc ing that in future each German Is limited to one egg per week.
But why worry over that, it sits. If you are poor, then remember the rich can get na inore than you. And if you are rich remember that your needs are no greater than those of the Door,
Logie, chl
THE Koelnische Zeitung is not fur behind, with the announcement that bones are now included in the [German meal rations.
The ment control committee have decided that the weight of bones musi be included in the ration allowed to each German. Consolation is offered by the announcement that the bones must not exceed 20 per cent of the pork ration, 25 per cent. of the beef [ration, or 30 per cent. of the veal
ration,
But if any German sets his heart on a piece of boneless meat, then the butcher must estimate how much bone should be included in the cut and deduct it from the rution,
ITLER will
-
ho needing Franz
of Holy Cross Church near the Hwagner before those three years
Ministry for the Interior.
All Poles treasured the heart as
a holy relle and made it the object
of matiy pligrimages.
Toy Balloons Fly Afar
are up.
KOWLOON INQUESTS
From her sides pointed the long menacing barrels of powerful guns. Below, the spacious, first-class din-new defensive squadron for the Bob sends out balloons almost daily ployed by a Kowloon Canton ing-saloon was split in two to form wardroom and gunroom.
Defence Squadron
The whole ship has been stripped
lam in the Prison, in September was to make her easy to handle in ac
held at Central Magistracy yesterday, ton.. Mr. Edwards sat as Coroner, assisted by a Jury comprising Messrs. Tai Hang-wan (Foreman). Cheng Yuk- sing and Lal Ping-kau.“
Chief Warder J. W. Hudson said Man was executed according to law at 7 a.m.
Dr. AH. Bowell said he witnessed the execution, and death was instan-
A mess deck and a recreation room for Felly Officers and men have been set.up in the tourist quarters...
Rifle racks and alarm signals, which will sound when actioni stallone are ordered, are to be (seen.in" avery, pars, of the ship, and on the decks are piles of
* Averdict of death by Judicial-splinter mats to guard against
changing was returned.
shell Kid bomb fragments.
We are of the opinion, that more CLEVELAND-The sky is vir- adequate precautions should be taken Hauly clouded with toy balloons to safeguard the lives of the work- The liner is only one of a number these days, since 14-year-old Bob men," was the rider made by a Jury of big merchant vessels that have Besserer sent off several with a when an Inquiry' Info the death of been, and are being fitted out as "inder pleato notify" note attached Leung Kl-woon, 22, was conducted armed merchant cruisers to form a and received an answer from Francia by. Mr. E. Himsworth at Kowloon
Emerson, of Hamilton, Ont. Now Magistracy yesterday,
Leung was an odd job coolte em- British Navy...
jhoping to get reply, from Mexico.
Railway.
The Jury consisted of Messra, Yun Chan Sit- Wal-yang (Foreman), ming, ond. Tang, Sul-kal,
Inspector Madgewick sald Leung was instructed to clean the windows on the roof of the Jocomotive shed
mon. They
Croix de Guerre at 17
were
PARIS jimoring the revolver, he ran across with two other Ritter Philippe, aged 17, was help- the field, jumped on his bicycle, and given instructions to walk along the ing his mother and sister in the beet pedalled as fast as he could to the steel girdles upholding the asbestos fields near an Alsatian village, when village.
roof. Loung accidentally stepped on a German playe landed in a field
the_nabesios, It failed to hold his near by.
He came back with a patrol, which weight and he fell to the ground. The plot Jumped out and walked arrived just in time to prevent the Loung's fellow workmen went to his towards them with revolver drawn, German setting fire to his machine. assistance and he was removed to The women, ran away. litter stood Ritter has been decorated with the hospital where he died shortly after- his ground.
Croix de Guerro. He is the first wards. ----"Where - am- 1?? asked the pilot. civilian to receive this honour-since The Jury returned--n verdict of "In France," replied Ritter. Then, the war beganza
deatli by misadventure.
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