NANCY
MAYOR NANCY --- I CAUGHT DIS GUY CROSSIN' D' STREET WITHOUT LOOKIN' UP AN DOWN FOIST!
I
SENTENCE
HIM TO TWO
HOURS IN
JAIL!
Wednesday,
HEY, MAYOR --- IF YOU'LL LET ME OUT I'LL TREAT YA
TO A
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Plea For
Federation
Women's Auxiliary
Units Cross Channel
World Unity Sought KHAKI GIRLS
By Professor
A viitorous plea for efforts to buiki
Up world federation was made by
Professor Nicholas Murray Butler, of Columbia University, in an address at Southington
staten Reuter.
(Long
Island).
A doctrine of national sovereignty, he safe, Was both unsound and dangerous.
"Constituted as they are, human beings in control of the administra- tion of Governinents that claim to be sovereign will be constantly at war.;
"From such a situation as this were are but two paths of escape. The one is universal world domination by L German single Government. The
BEHIND THE
Germans Dine on Stewed Fruit
Reichfuehrer has it plainly in mind." IN a "broadcast to the house- "
Bul
different backgrounds of
wife," the German radio
national history, language, and social suggests the following menasi experience made any such form of
as the ancient for the first three days of the world unification Empire builders sought a purely im-week: aginary alm.
MONDAY-Breakfast: Malt coffee, The alternative was a world-wide wholemeal bread; apple tart, prc- application of the federal principle in pared with windfills: Lunch: Elder- which, the influence of the more berry soup; hot-pol, prepared with populous and richer people would be apple, potatoes, and white cabbage. Dinner: Potatoes, with horse-endishi limited.
salad: one slice of bread and sau- TUESDAY-Breakfast: Flour soup;
those
War Office Banned Crossword
THE-War Office have banned the sending of some crossword puzzles to Dominion news- And Mr. S. Storcy, papers. Conservativo M.P. for Sunder- land, wants to know why.
He is to ask War Minister Mr. Hore-Belisha why the War Office refuse to allow the transmission, by a reputablo nows agency in this country, of the puzzles, which had been passed by the Ministry of Information consorship.
Forms Of Government
"There is no
why reason States which are called totaliturinn bread and fat. Lunch: Cucumbers TRIED TO PART should not he included in such led with bread, potatoes with pars- federal union, provided they will fey: carrot salad. Dinner: Pudding;
BARMAN'S HAIR cense striving to extend their areas will stewed pears and bilberrys, and their control by force, and will WEDNESDAY.-Breakfast: accept honestly and completely the man" ten; wholemeal bread with principles upon which such a federal jam. Lunch? Hot-pot, consisting of WITH DART
beans, carrots, potatoes, and bacon. with Dinner:
Stewed fruit; wholement the form of Government which any bread and junket. independent people. adopts for itself
unión e bist.
"We neud have no concern
if only it keeps its word and respects SYNTHETIC FAT
its International and federal obliga Lions."
Before the Great War the civilised
of that
"thint
"Ger-
ARE LINE
From WALTER G. FARR Somewhere in France.
BY
ASSURANCE TO JAPAN
Tokyo..
An assurance that the chal- lenging of Japanese merchant vessels by British warships was not intended as a discourtesy was given by Capt. D. N. C. Tufnell, British Naval Attache, to-day, according to the Domei Agency.
"Japan in at a loss to understand
Japanese newspapers had asserted Y special permission of
that na Japan had declared her the French High Com-neutrality in the Europen war the mand I have to-day toured action of challenging their ships wON the region in France where not understood. British troops now are the this behaviour on the part of the British," the "Nichi Nich! Shimbun" arca that the French now wrote, referring to two Japanese ships call "the zone of the Eng- which had been stopped, one
Wakayama and the other near Nagn- Hish."
4
saki.
OR
Capt. Tufnell said that such netion, For 12 hours I have watched though it may naturally seem strange the framework of the British to the Japanese, is not intended in any Expeditionary Force taking way against Japan." The British shape. This normally quiet French town from which I am sending my despatch is full of activity.
Its streets are packed with British troops. British planes circle overhead. Long columns of British motorised units are moving along the country lanes.
ships, he added, were near Japanese waters only for the purpose of carry- ing out ordinary patrol duty, "which is being conducted all over the
world.'
"The challenging of Japanese mer- chant vessels is not intended as a discourtesy against Japan, and Japan should not look on it in this light. This action is only to ascertain it the ships really are Japanese and nut | German ships in disguise.
"Our ships are near Japanese The Arst contingents of British waters solely for patrol duly to inter-
women's auxiliary units are here
cept any German ships that may be
too, looking spruce and efelent in in these waters, either on their way
to Japan or leaving."
their well-cut uniforms. Alrendy
nur Women's Army chiefs have com- picted plans for establishing bases for the duration.
DS
THAT he tried to part a bar-
Here they are walking down the man's hair in the middle main street of the town doing what with a dart for a joke was women always do-war or no war- stated by Henry George Warren enjoying an afternoon's shopping, NOTHER speaker tried to alloy (41), of Wakelin House, Sebbon | This tall woman, with a grave face the fears of housewives on the Street, Islington, who was sen- and short hair, is commandant of one 10-ure of synthetic fat,
the tenced to three months' im- of our Important auxiliaries. In one world seemed far on the way
"It true," he said, wards becoming a world in which the
starting-point of the production of prisonment at North London hand she carries some cakes she has hought for tea. In the other, three principles of democracy ruled.
.court paran, but this police
for
wounding large packets of French shampoo. "When the Great War came. Pre-synthetic fats is sident Wilson's famous phrase. A undergoes such a transformation that Thomas Mahoney, a barman.
Talk With Hands Warren-threw a dort at Maloney war to make the world-safe-for the result-lea fat of extreme purity.
"The new synthetle fat is com-
"Tominies" and French soldiers democracy,' was almost universally accepted as both the explantion and pietely fosteless and odourless, but it and pierced his left check, at the
stupendous cars be used very well for frying Crown and Anchor public house. fraternise in the streets. Not at word
Cross Street, Islington.
neither passes between them, Jusufication
Maloney sald that Warren came speaks the other's Innguage. They struggle. The contradictory and un-potatoen."
to the counter and asked for a glass talk with their hunds. happy result is now so obvious us to
TRADE PUSH
of angostura. He was told that they need no comment."
did not sell it and another barman Marching Into named Martin remarked in a low squads of Tommies," Lorryloads of from England-bully beel. vulce: "He must be drunk, asking stores
cheese, onions, and the rest-come for angostura."
Warren replied: "I will let you see pouring into the camps. whether I am drunk or riot,' orders George Martin sald he saw Warren did not know FRENCH and Belgian Customs owing to publle feeling against them. throw a dart, but
guardia and gendarmes razed Siemens, the German electrical whether he was throwing it at the He then saw Mahoney benevolently at a frontier Ineldent concern, are promising immediate board or not. near Tourcoing.
delivery, which was impossible be- pull the dart out of his face.
Warren's defence was that he in- Pierre de les Peaux, 21-year-old fore the war. French Air Force pilot, strelched a While German women cannot buy tended to part Martin's hair "for a permit, Reich Joke." He now realised it was an hand across the border into Belgium. clothes without.n
Twenty-year-old Marie Kattein, of salesinen abroad are offering wo- extremely foolish thing to do. Beiglum, took the hand. And with-mon's clothes at ridiculously low
Love Laughs At Frontiers
ERMAN salesmen are appearing in large numbers in Scandina vian countries. So eager are they to get business that they are under- cutting their rivals prices by from 10 per cent, to 20 per cent. But they are getting very few
NAZIS LOSE ORDERS
out leaving their own countries the prices. two were married.
Regulations had forbidden them to leave their own countries, but when the ceremony was over, Marie was Moscow radio, have decided to CHILE and Argentina, says the able to step into France and join her
give no more orders to Germany for husband.
railway material. Instead the orders wal go to the United States.
Coming SHORTLY TO THE
KING'S
HORRORI
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MYSTERY!
SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE'S adventures of Sherlock Holmes on the moort
THE HOUND
MOF THE
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WENDY BARRIE ORGEL BROKKE RIONES ATWILL 195A 2016 Comtery-Pat Plabore
Aged Hiker Makes Good
SKEGNESS, Scotland.
As thousands cheered, Charles W. Hart, 74, of London. staggered into Skegness the other day at the end of a 170-mile non-stop walk from Liverpool. He started at 3.30 am, on Friday and, walking throughout three days and two nights, reached his destination at 4.15 p.m. Sunday-61 hours after lie started.
Red Tape Becomes White
MELBOURNE, Australia (UP). To avoid the bad psychological ef- fect of jokes about "red tapo" on officials now engaged in the defence scheme, the Australian Defence De partment has officially abolished i Henceforth all documents will be tied with white tape...
EASTERN YOUTH IS IN THE MODE
SOME of the party of Tur- kish students now visiting Lon- don, veilless and (mostly) hat- lers, listen intently while the conductor explains the route from Kensington to Kew Gar-
dens.
the town come
At that big hotel you see faces of "Tommies" at practically every win-. tow. It has been requisitioned for use as one of the English milltary centres.
"All English drinks and bacon and es sold here," says the sign at the next-door cafe. The Union Jack and Tricolour flant side by side over the building.
As we drive away from the town the guard stops us, and with a clatter and roar Q
of British column motorised units Bosh by,
We have just time to read the phrase chalked on one of the lorries, "Let's get at 'em now."
Farther along-I must not say how fur-ve come in an airport. There, surend neross the flying ground, are British planes.
This cheerful army is massing many times faster than in 1014. prepares for action ronddent ultimate victory.
JOURNALIST EXPELLED
Kevno.
IL
ot
Mr. Donald Diy, correspondent of
the Chicago Tribune, has been ex- pelled from Lithuania.
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