HONGKONG TELEGRAPH WEEK-END SECTION

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Sure?

The "Hongkong Telegraph" Brains Test

(Answers are on Pago 3)

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The number of steam turbines

In the Queen Mary 38:- 6—8—10—35-10-20

2. The statue of a Queen of Eng- Iand in front of St. Paul's Cathedral is that of:

Elizabeth

Anne

Victoria

Mary Tudor Boadicea

3. On which of these dates are

the National Festivals of (a) France,

(b) U.S.A.:-

June

July 14

4. Cudets for

Marine are trained

Victory

President

Conway

July 4

June 14

the

Mercantile

in the:-

Warspite

Worcester

Pembroke

5. The district round one of these towns is called the "Soke":-

Southampton

Ely

Cheater

Peterborough

Northampton Norwich

6. One of these is the name of

hunt:-

Beaver Bevir

Belvoir Beevor

7. Name the British statesman, now dead, who was permanently crippled by a form of spinal dis-

case.

16. Á stamp on a birth certincaté

costa:--

6d.

31. Od.

2.. Gd.

Id. 244.

17. The Court of Arelies tries dis- putes affecting:

Weights and measures Shipping

Precedence at Court Ecclesiastical Law and discipline

in the Province of Canterbury Oxford University

The Port of London

18. Which of these is a diver's water-tight sull?

Scapula

Schaphander

Riyadoon Patella

19. Can you cash a British postal order in Elte:-

20.

Yet,

No.

Which of the following would you describe as a "vizer"?

Part of a helmet. A Turkish high officer. An endorsement on a pass- port. A short lace clonk.

21. Which narcotics?

Hemlock

Henhanc

Tobacco

of the following are

Aconite Camphor Digitalta

22. In Britain and most Co- wife changes tinental nations the composers

her surname on marriage to that of her husband.. Do you know of one country where she retains 17

of These 8. Which wrote a suite of music for one n Shakespeare's plays:-

Schumann

Schubert

Meyerbeer i

Mendelssohn

Brahms

Bach

0. Which blossoms Arst:-

Appic

Cherry

Pear

Almond

Orange

Peach

whose 10. The town of Bray,

the bailtid, nune is celebrated by "The Vicar of Bray," stands on one of the following rivers:

of?

Avon Esk Thames

Dee

Severn Orwell

11. What does "gavlare" consist

12: Where was Charlie Chaplin born?

Cumberwell, London

Whalley Range, Manchester

Erdington, Birmingham

Brooklyn, New York

13 Why Is

the stork

usually

associated with the birth of a child?

14. In whose reign was Bucking-

ham Palace built?

15. The chief magistrate of

Scots town is the:---

Ballic

Mayor President

Lord Advocate

Provost

Convener

33. A person versed in lingulstic selence is known as a

Philatelist

Philologist

Philomath Phlebotomist

24. What Is, the name for a rope ladder with wooden rungs used by pilots?

The desire of a person prone to philoprožeritiveness is lo-

Raise a family. Cross the road safety. Live near the fire station, Become a detection, Take part i

B.B.C. sprtling bee." Live the life of a hermit.

26. Would you say calypse" Wis

CITI

"про

A horse race. When the moon crosses the path of the sun. A re- velation. A moral fable.

27 Select the Three Musketeers from the following:

D'Artagnan

Sydury Carlun

Porthos

Athos

Sancho Panza Aramis

Stanley Ortherls Benedick

28. Where is Broadmoor, the in- stitute for the criminally insane?

Devon

Berkshire

Iste of Wight

Yorkshire Staffordshire Buckinghamshire

WOMEN DREAM MORE

DRE

VIVIDLY!

REAMS of women are more vivid and varied than those of men, but men are more subject to embarrassing dreams. This was brought to light by Dr. Charles Discreus, of the University of Cincinnati, U.S.A., after experimenting with 200 students, ranging from the age of Men got of easier in the matter

|-of-nightmares. Fifty_per_cent_of_ Fifty-five per cent of the women the women reported nightmares, but reported hearing music in their only 25 per cent. of the men. dreams, while only 20 per cent. of the men answered "Yes" to the same question.

-18-10-30,

While 75 per cent, of the men experienced thirst in dreams, only 33 per cent, of the women did likewise.

In miswer to the question: "Do you ever henr shricks in your dreams?" 65 per cent. women answered "Yes," but less than 30 per cent, of the men.

News About Moviedom

MUSIC

SWINDON, known to most

people as the chief, loco

News

Not Renewing HOLLYWOOD was surprised

and waggon works of the G.W.R., may one day become

when MGM falled to renew equally famous as the head- quarters of one of the mostUna Merkel's contract. successful and energetic ama- teur operas in the country.

Since 1930 the College Mu- sical Society there have pro- duced six operas by Rimsky- Korsakov and one each by Humperdinck and Borodin.

One of the screen's most popular comediennes, Una has excellent per- been giving formances in MGM pictures for the past seven years, and is also personally one of the most po [pular film personalities in

Hollywood.

The whole thing was carried

On her last day at the studio, through (and extraordinarily

electricians, prop. boys, hair- well) by local talent, scenery,

soloists, dressers, and wardrobe girls costumes, chorus,

plus poured into her dressing-room, orchestra, everything training, rehearsal and pro-bearing small gifts. duction. This kind of activity

is heartening to come across.

AT

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T the Baden-Baden Festi- val at the end of March a concert of British music in soti down for April 1. Precise de tails of the programme have not as yet been settled, but have been given, to understand that choral and orchestral works by Vaughan Williama, Bax, Bliss, Britten and Ireland are being considered, as well! as a group of Tudor madrigals.

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Of all the strange operas ever written; "Wozzeck," by the Austrian

composer Alban

died two Berg, who years ago, is the strangest. It has never been seen on the stage in England and

our

Profers Strip-Tease Act GYPSY ROSE LEE, strip

tease,dancer, and formerly America's highest paid burles

who has been que artist, appearing in pictures as Louise Hovick, is losing interest in her film career. “

When she was working at 20th Century-Fox, the studio tried to make the public forget her days as a strip-tease dancer in burlesque houses, and to build her up as 'a dramatic ac tresa.

Now, however, she has gone on a personal appearance tour, for which she is using her old name, and is reverting to the "atrip" net which won her fame in New York.

chances of seeing it are small, Anglicising Freddie

for it is too costly for Sadier's Wells and too modern for Covent Garden.

on

Three excerpts from this re- markable score were recently the programme of the B.B.C. Symphony Concert on Wednesday. I should not wish to mislead

my readers

into imagining that this is quickly attractive music. At the same time I should fail them if 1 did not draw their attention to what may one day be considered the finest music of its cra.

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THE news that a symphony by Bax, a pianoforte con- cert by Bliss and a violin concerto by Walton have beent commissioned by the British Council for performance this year at the New York Fair will be commented upon in more detail as soon as I have been able to get some know- ledge of the actual scores.

S.G.

GOLD SITE PARK

San Francisco,

A movement has been started to make a state park out of the site where James W. Marshall first dis- covered gold in California 07 years

BECAUSE Freddie Bartholo

mew's studio feels he is becoming too Americanised, and is losing his English accent, Freddie has had to part with the American tutor with whom he has studied since coming to {Hollywood.

The studio has hired Captain John Cooper, former British army officer, to take over Fred- die's education. Cooper is ac- companying the boy star on his personal appearance tour in or der to improve his accent before he starts work on "Kim."

CHESS PLAYERS WOULDN'T STOP

WHILE winners in the Hastings & international chess congress were be ing handed their prizes recently, six of the 130 entrants sat in silence in an adjacent room behind locked doors so that no sound should disturb them.

They had failed to Anish in time. for the prize-giving, so they grimly fought out their games away from the crowd.

As expected, 21-year-old L. Szubo, the Budapest bank clerk, who was eless prodigy at 14, won the tourna-

inent.

Dr. Euwe was second, and Dr. Lan- and Fire tied for third und dau fourth. Szabo may give one or two exhibitions of simultaneous chess in England before going on to Holland.

He is the youngest player ever to

ngo, The sile will comprise six acres, take, unshared, the premier award.

YOUNG Bank Assistant Promoted

CASMI

when he got rid of NIGHT STARVATION

I HAD EARLY TEA HALF

AN HOUR AGO. I MUST

GET UP WISH I DIDN'T

FEEL SO DONE UP IN THE"),

MORNINGS I'M GOOD

FOR NOTHING

ALL DAY.

LOOK HERE YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE LATE AGAIN THIS MORNING, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU LATELY? YOU WERE ONE OF OUR PROMISING

YOUNG MEN ONCE!

SORRY, SIR, BUT I'M NOT FEELING WELL. I'M ALWAYS

TIRED AND... .. I SUPPOSE I'D BETTER

SEE THE

DOCTOR

If

2

AT THE DOCTORS TIRED, WHEN YOU WAKE UP NO ENERGY, ALL DAY~ LOOKS LIKE A CASE OF NIGHT STARVATION, ENERGY IS STILL USED UP DURING SLED YOU MUST REGAIN IT. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND HORLICKS, REGULARY LAST THING AT NIGHT

SATURDAY,

MARCH

4

1939.

I'M FAT-

AND WHY NOT?

been

HERE have funny songs about fat girls and jokes about them, too. But now they are in the news as the girls the fashion experts fancy to wear their new designs this spring and summer.

Behind locked doors in hush, hush fashion salons, plump lttle mannequins with the rollicking gait of puppies are walking up and down the polished floors of grand rooms, showing how to put the right swagger in a kilted skirt.

That's good news to me, for I am one of the plump kind, and if 1 know my women friends, It's good news to them, too, for in spite of

wi everything that has been said and done to get all women as silm as bean poles, 75 per cent, of them are still as fat as butter.

So that now we are about to bo Inunched

fashion's latest favourites, let's talk freely.

To begin with, we plump and fat women have not starved ourselves or dieted.. We've eaten three good meals a day-when we could get them and we've kept our tempers and our sense of humour.

Personally, I'm all for the fat

-girl.

Of course, I don't mean the girl

who is soft she has to travel in the goods van, being too fat to sit Nor do In an ordinary carriage.

I

I mean the girl who is so fat she sits. at home and cries her eyes out be- cause she hasn't got a boy friend.

Buch a fat girl wants, and de- serves, all the sympathy she can for she is the girl they write get, the comic songs about and pillory on the music-hall stage.

The nicest women I have ever met, bar one, were plump, and some of them were fat.

Three years ago, when the "got- slim-quick" crazo was at its craziest height in London and all the big towns-not to mention rural villages the went to Life Isle of Skye, When I got off the ferry that took me across the Kyles of Lochalsh, I walked up the main street and knocked at cottage doors, asking for a bed for the night. Flump, rosy-checked Skye women came to the door to give me a welcome. They walked with

swing to their hips and they had the full-bosomed look of generous motherhood.

They were the most beautiful Women I had seen for months.

Mary Campbell, six feet tall, with Jet black hair, indigo blue eyes, and the complexion of a peach, and the curves of a beautiful galleon riding out to sea, took me into her cottage -and-gave me tear

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She queened It in her klichen, and as she walked down to the Jetty the eyes of the English gentry followed her in such boid admira tion that Jimmle, her husband, was inclined to take offence.

"Take no notice," I told him. "They are amazed to see such natural beauty in a woman. There is very little of it left in the places where they come from."

Aye," said Jimmie, winking a

-To-day's Thought- EVERY generation lauglis at the old fashions, but foliows religiously the new,

-II. D. THOREAU.

BRIDGE PROBLEM

This Week's Problem No. 97

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K 5 3

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< 10 9

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EJ 10987

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by Rebecca Gordon

"Ah bellove that's blue eye at me. trud, for some of their womenfolk are shrimpit weo things, yet their men sceni tae hac enough money ta feed them."

There is a lot of unhappiness in the world because somebody one day decided that the best-looking woman is a thin woman.

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Personally, I blame the fashion people who made clothes ke told shirts for pea-poda and women they had to get into them or bo

fashioned and classed as old-

Many a hitherto happy home has. been made, miserable by this. folly, for it has affected men and women in two ways.

Elther the foolish wife suffered the tortures of the

in damined

her efforts to get thin or li ahe didn't her foolish young husband. tingged her and refused to take her out to the staff dinner becauso

he thought she was too fat.

If the fashion people hadn't poked their noses in, women would have been content to be the way God made them and their hus- bands would have been tent to see them thus,

con-

Not so long ago my husband told me I was putting on weight.

"You must watch your weight, my girl," he said to me.

What did I do?

I talked sense and made it clear

that if three

simple meals a day were making me fat there was noth- ing I could do about it but get fat and that so long as I was well and cheerful what was the .matter with being fat

anyway?

Being a sensible man he agreed it wasn't sa

CHESS PROBLEMS

Black

Nos. 87-88 Problem No. 87

5 Places

White

7 Pieces White to play and mate in two.

Black

Problem No. 88

4 Pieces

While

White three,

5 Pieces

to play and mate in

SOLUTIONS TO LAST WEEK'S PROBLEMS No. 03 19-K13 No. 60 1. «QKIC K-KA

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important after all. Does it matter whether a woman's plump or thin so long as she is a jolly person to know?

Anyway, all the happiest women are the ones who took no notice of the young men who tried to tell us that if we were Avo feat four inches tall wo should weigh nine stone two pounds.

You might see them at any staff dinner- where all the men from high executives down to the least important omce boys take their wives and sweethearts to show them off to the others.

The wives come bustling in to wrons dinner like chirpy little with their feathers fluffed out.

comfortable Thoy look day. ittle women who lay a good tablo and know how to cook a good meal,

They look happy and contented. for they don't have to worry about

what's on the menu and what it will do to their Agures.

They are, in fact, the wives and mothers of

England and they are

women

the only really matter.

who

"George never worries whether I'm fat or thin," I heard one plump little wife telling another at such' a dinner the other night.

They both laughed at the very idea that "George" would not love his wife so much if she were fat,

Now they ure the women who matter, for there are millions of them to thousands of the others who

go without their dinners to squeeze into a new dress.

Somebody must have rubbed the mist from the eyes of the fashion dictators, for now they are making their new fashions for "George's wife," and for me and you and the millions like us.

hip, "Hip. Bay We might hurrah." if we really cared about it, but the truth of the matter is

we don't.

We were happy, when we were plump and we were happy when we got fat, and we don't want any- body to be sorry for the fat girl.

Anyway, we know it isn't true when they say "Nobody loves a fat girl." There are still a few million sensible folk who do.

Puzzle Corner

Cryptogram

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OTN OKLJN.

Letter Division

The 10 letters forming this problem in letter division may be arranged to form a 10-letter word. And the letters, in that order, will stand for the digits 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0. But try solving it arithmetically. first:

EMOI) NPAHCD (ED

NPHNM

AOD

Letter Juggling

Two different 9-letter, words may be formed from the 9 letters given below. Use all 9 lalters in each word:

AEEILRSTY

What Is the Cost?

An advertising sign is shaped like a triangle. Its base is 16 feet long, and it is 10 feet high. What is the cost of painting this sign at a rate of 5 cents à square foot?

Fun With Antonyma More words, and their an- tonyms to be paired off:

berty

diminuit

sailant

boastful 15einers

tricky

-Emportant

bulky

hrifty

impartin

strong

trivin

weaseful

Jacione

Arutafu blaned

M-M- M.: TASTES DELICIOUS, GLAD I BOUGHT

THE MIXER

HORLICKS REGULARLY SOON GAVE HIM NEW VITALITY

Horlicks is best made in the special Horlicks mix- er. Obtainable at all good stores 80 cts. large size and 40 cts: small size.

MONTHS LATER

THEY HAVE PROMOTED HIM I KNOW BECAUSE I SAW A LETTER FROM HEAD OFFICE ON

THE BOSS'S DESK.

I WISH I KNEW HIS SECRET SINCE HE WENT TO SEE HIS DOCTOR HE'S BEEN FULL OF VITALITY.

TAKE

you wake tired,

If you suffer from 'nerves' enervation and that' dreadful feeling of exhaus- tion GUARD AGAINST NIGHT STARVATION

HORLICKS

YOUSLEEP SOUNDLY, WAKE REFRESHED AND HAVE EXTRA ENERGY ALL DAY

❤AQ 32

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hina

-Spades are trumps South leads and North-South have to

win 10 of the 11 ricks.

2. BxB

only make his C A and on the

third Club which NORTH will

· Solutions by first post trump with his last trump, Wednesday to "Bridge Pro- EAST will be squeezed. If he blem", "Hongkong Telograph." lets go his HQ, NORTH's H 6 will be good, if EAST lots go SOUTH leads HK followed by Spade, then SOUTH will take H 9 won over by NORTH'S H A. the last two tricks with S Q and NORTH returns a third heart S 7.

SOLUTION TO NO. 98

(Answers Appear on Page 3)

Gold Prospector

Flies

Darwin, Australiò. Modern, streamlined gold prospect-

ing is now done with an airplane and which SOUTH trumps with the Same play if WEST wins the cornera, H. R. Bickman, of Los Angeles, arrived here by a Dutch D J. SOUTH now plays a small first lead of clubs with his CA, airplane, has been engaged by

to make ari

16- Club. If WEST ducks, NORTH NORTH will win the second British company wing with either the CK or the Club and throw back WEST in months' serial-photographic. survey. of Australia and New Guinea in an CJ and returns the D 6 which the lead with a Diamond as effort to locate regions that might be

gold-bearing. WEST has to win.. West can above.

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