SATURDAY, MAY 28, 1998

As a little light

light amusement try this John Mulholland self-analysis questionnaire on yourself and friends

Are You

Mature?

ANY traits and ment, or (B) do you find you ran forms of behaviourea quiet uneventful life if neces-

sury? ( }.

that are quite natur- Į al in childhood and adoles- cence are quite out of place in mature, grown-up people.

However, inny of us-if not most when we rench maturity in of s years show many traces of the emo- Gonal behaviour ot tillazod 01 carly adolesECNICO,

Here is a test of your degree of matursty Fill in the specs with IA or (B) and then get some lose friend who has the opportunity of knowing you well to score you, and if there is much difference between the two scores muke na average of The rendis.

A Do you like indiscriminate flattery and can people manafte you by flattery, ur (H) does fallery En of you like water from the duck's Dock, except in the few cases when you feel sure that it is sincere and justißed? { ).

(A) Do you stalk if you do not get your own way, or (21) do regard you

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(A) Do you become hysterical arch have violent protonal stems when things do not go as you wish them to, or (13; the yali 152 em+TVE

fly even temperament?

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(A) Are you very interested 1 food and in ealing" Do you have food fads? or (11) are you satisfied as long as you have sufficient | reasotubly pryjared foot”

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(A) Do you boast and słow cff, or (8) do you not

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(A) Are you more interested in the clothing and appeare Juwe of the people you meet than

their conversation. or (B) do you remember that appror- ance is unly surface deep"

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(A) Are you envious of others your boy and girl friemis and the people you work with, or

(B) ure you pleased when they get rise or have some other success?

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(A) Are you always seeking new stimulatkun, new

(A) Do you always join the crowd and stund and gape if there as been an accident o the sbert, or (1) do you remember that by doing so you are getting in the way? ( ),

10 (A) Do you like to lean en

someone who will tell you what to do and what to think to re- lieve you from taking on the res- ponsibility yourself, or

(B) do you

rely on yourself? (

11) you feel misunder

stond, or (B) is that feeling uncommun with you" ( ).

(A) Are you egocentric, al-

12 why thinking of yourself and

lacking in the imagination required. to put yoursetr the place of other people, ot (13) me you considerate

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Do you have violent emotional storms when things don't go

as you wish them to?

the grown-up tude?

13) De you become violently; 15 (8) Are you impulsive, act- ing Arst and thinking after elated over small things awards, or (B) do you always look Imes ud at other times very de- pressed over trivial occurr»ness, o

before you leap, and seldom art in (1 do you preserve a sense of pro- haste to repent at leisure? ( }

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14 (Do you live for the day. without planning ahead, os

t do you like to order your life and prepare fur a rainy day? {

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For Women Only (A) Do you use a lisp, baby talk and childish behaviour 10 Kive the p penruter of helplessness when with: males, or B) do you adopt mure of

companionship atti-

16 For Males Only (A) Do you

adopt

domineering alti- tude with your female companions ond like to feel that they are depen- dent on you, or (B) do you treat them as equals and us companions?

Turn to Page Two und check

Mor acore.

STORIES ABOUT CLERGYMEN

THE late Rev. D R. H. Fisher told

of on Orkney minister mazzied Spark who had a large family. When In neighbouring minister, Dr. Traill, came to baptise the latest arrival, he announced in the course of the ser- Vier---

"As sparks in quirk succession ripe,

So man, a child of woe, Is doomed to endless cares and

palms

Through all his life below." After the service, Dr. Traill com- plained of the irreverence of some of the congregation, and, until it was poluted out to him, was quite uncen- selous of the Incongruity of Paraphrase verae,

SNAPSHOT GUILD

The SNAP

UNUSUAL LIGHTINGS

With ono mall bulb in reflector, put the camera on a table and give nono-second time exposure. Lond with supersensitive film, of course. You got candlelight and lamp Hght effects with the arrangement bulb and tamp comes from the same direction, so that shadow fal naturally. Note that you point the camera so that the photo bulbs don't

DIAGRAM 1 Fireolde picture, in Dingram 2. Light from the flood Above. G8, subjects; D, photo bulb in Broplace; C, camera. Room lighta

on for shadow dotali,

You can make interesting indoor slow in the ploture. And don't lot annpallots by using regular photo direct light from a photo bulb shino lights to imitato frolight, candle on your lens. light or lamp-light. It is necensary Try anaps of this type. They are merely to conceal the actual natura interesting, and well worth your

or source of the light.

You must alvo long exposures if only candle-light or ordinary lamp Biglit in avaliable but if you URB andugh flood bulbs, you can take snapshots with a box camera,

For a "fraaide pleturo," tuckaway A photo bulb in the corner of the fireplace, using an extension cord (sao Diagram 1). Don't let the cord show. In your picture, all the light

while.

John van Gallder

Hooma to come from a Bro. Use three DIAGRAM 2-Lampliglit ploture. 9. fargo flood bulba, in cardboard resubjact; L, lamp or candle, lighted: flectors, for a box cumors sunpshot. D. photo bulb; O, camera.

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When the late Rev. G. H. Morrison | York, at Blahopthorpe. All arrange- had deened a call to leave Thurso, ments hat been carefully made as an elder gave thanks "that the minis- ter and chosen rather to suffer afflic tion with the people of God than to enjoy the pleasures of sin for a sea-

son.

Aleentate sent down to supply for a parish ininister during his ab- sence from the parish, in conducting family worship at the manse, prayed

the minister's wife might be "fair as the moon, clear on the aur, and terrible ta an army with ban- ners"

**

Dr. Adam Clarke, an early erudite Methodist minister, who gained fame as a commentator, made great point of early rising, which he lost no op- portunity of urging upon young preachers. Onc young fellow con- sulted the great divine upon the sub. jeet, telling him how he had tried to form the Hobit, but had failed, He wanted to know how it was to be achieved.

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to seats and partners at the dinner table, when just at the last moment the butler approached the Arch- bishop in great consternation because one lady had been omitted from the list given him, and neither chair nor partner had been provided for her. The Archbishop found, however, that the mistake had arinen through the Bishop of Mississippi having been entered in the butler's list as the "Blahop and Mrs. Sippy."

Another butler put his foot in it

when he announced an Archdearon and his wife tun Archdeacon being styled "The Venerable")

45 **The Archdeacon and the Venerable Mrs. Pink."

A missionury

on furlough, after telling a women's meeting some thril- ling stories of perll, found himself at refreshment time speaking Lo

who referred

women

homely "Doctor," asked he, "do you proy

Hympathetically to his adventurous experiences. "Oh. about it?" "No," was the blunt re-

he sald, "there were times when things were ply."

get up. In 1880

wits ane not very pleasant. Thore number of American Bishops who

time, for instance, when I went about were attending the

for weeks with a price on my head." Pan-Anglicon Congress were enter-

"Deur me, sir!" the fistener replied; tained by Archbishop Thomson, of

" can quite understand how you felt; I once went all along Commer- clat Road with a price ticket on my sunt."

F. J. 8.

SOLUTIONS

Puzzle Cornor Answers Cryptogram: "Tu give pleasure, to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer."

A Rebas; ST and oft is I (Stan- doffish).

Letter Changing: Lily, 111, 1st.|| lost, lose, ruse.

Fun With Synonyms: Keeper- holder; polnt-apex; sequel-result;; seller-vender; noon-midday; stege-} investment; expression-utterance,

Playfair Solution

"Smith's" forgery convincing: enough in other respects-was! clumsy in that he had overlooked] that in 1904 the Military Medal did not exist. It was Instituted in

1916.

NOW YOU KNOW 1.-Breakfast.

2.-Mineral (coal).

3.-Fect.

4-Nathaniel Hawthorne,

Engine covering.

3

4.-Kilowatt,

Withered arm.

8. Debutante.

9.-n.

Discovered circulation of the blood, b

Discovery of America,

c. Pioneer balloo- nist. d. Invented printing, onist. d. Invented printing. e. Invented spinning jenny. 1. Pioneer work on canal locks. 10.-Two (Russia and Turkey). 11-Saskatchewan.

12-New Zealand. 13-Beetle,

14. Sir Walter Scott. 15.-An American (Payne), 16-Aha! I'm very fond of turtle

ment, 17.-Petroleum.

10-Tissue paper and camplior)

aro used, &c,

19.-Gibraltar, Falkland Islanda

and Barbados,

20-A nice Spanish town. 21-The whole creation. 22-40/-

23.-zinc,

24-Trees. 25.--Two minutes.

3 WEEKS LATER

OK, FATHER, LET ME MIX YOUR HORLICKS,"

SPECIAL SHOWING

OF

"WEMCO"

AND

"TOOTAL" PRINTS

AND

LINENS

THE SMARTEST RANGE

WE HAVE EVER

DISPLAYED

FOR AFTERNOON AND COCKTAIL GOWNS

PRINTED

NET

AND

LACQUERED LACE

DRESS LENGTHS

NEW

IN, ALL THE SHADES AND DESIGNS

AT THE

BOMBAY

SILK STORE

2 D'AGUILAR ST.

He Nearly Failed His Only Son Through NIGHT STARVATION

THIS IS THE SECOND MISTAKE\

YOU HAVE MADE ON THE SE FREIGHT CHARGES TO CALCUTTA, WILLIAMS THE COMPANY'S LOSING MONEY! YOU WILL HAVE TO PULL

YOURSELF TOGETHER..

ALL RIGHT JACK, BUT DON'T SPILL ANY IT'S DOING ME FAR TOO MUCH GOOD TO WASTE A DROP OF IT.

Horlicks is best made in the special Horlicks mix- er. Obtainable at all good stores-80 cts, large size and 40 cts. small size.

3 MONTHS LATER THE DIRECTORS OF THE COMPANY HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU HEAD OF THIS DEPARTMENT, WILLIAMS. CONGRATULATIONS

TAKE

WISH I DIDN'T ALWAYS FEEL!

SO TIRED, I EVEN WAKE TIRED. AND IF I DON'T

GET PROMOTION, I CAN'T SEND JACK TO COLLEGE

WHY DON'T YOU

SEE A DOCTOR

YOU SAY YOU FEEL LIMP AND TIRED ALL DAY, HM. IT'S OFTEN A SIGN OF NIGHT STARVATION

THIS MEANS YOU ARE NOT REPLACING USED-UP ENERGY |DURING SLEEP. I ADVISE|

YOU TO TAKE HORLICKS

REGULARLY-LAST THING AT NIGHT.

(THINKS) NOW I CAN SEND JACK TO COLLEGE, THANKS TO HORLICKS.

If

you

wake tired. if you suffer from 'nerves' enervation and that dreadful feeling of exhaus- tion GUARD AGAINST NIGHT STARVATION

HORLICKS

YOUSLEEP SOUNDLY, WAKE REFRESHED AND HAVE EXTRA ENERGY ALL DAY.

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