THE HONGKONG

TELEGRAPH.

THURSDAY,

SEPTEMBER 5,

∙1935.

NATIONAL

MARK

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PREFERRED COWS TO NUDES

Shock For Royal Academy

NUDES FAIL, BUT

VEGETABLES

ATTRACT

London's great picture mar. ket, the Royal Academy, which closed on August 20, has re- ceived several shocks.

WAR

Attendance this year lower than last year's (though official figures are not yet avail- able).

Only 310 pictures out of 1,358| have been sold.

Only £12,778 has been collect- ed from buyers in contrast with £17,500 in 1920,

The excuse given for the last ten years for the comparative unpopu larity of the Academy has been that "people have not the money 'to spend.' This year the excuse a "the fine weather and counter- Jubilee .uttractions have kept people away, They have spent their money in other places."

What They Bought

What is the mystery behind the fact that there are so few red "sold" stars on the miles of paint? A walk around the practically de- serted roome showed where the public toate lay.

Nudes were avoided, whether they showed girlish figures in Homnolent attitudes of waking! sunbathing, or sleeping.There was one more energeile nude group being attacked by a swan. It was not popular.

Only one sleeping beauty was

sold.

It was by W. G. de Glehn,

DEMPSEY BABY'S BIRTHDAY

Prouder than when he won the world's heavyweight boxing title, Jack Dempsey poses with daughter Joan on her first birthday. The equally proud mother, formerly Hannah Williams of musical comedy fame, at right, pieturad arriving in Los Angeles. Jaan was one year old on August 4.

it.A., and it went for 200 guineas ARE YOU SURE? Scientists Pool

to Rochdale."

were

Tidy still life, flower, fruit and vegetable pictures

liked. Cown and Cornish villages were extremely popular. So were etch- ings and woodcute of all kinds.

"DON'T FLIRT"

CLUB

And Here Is Public

Enemy No. 1

YOU would not think it if

you could see her; but she is the Flirt's Public Enemy Number One.

Her name is Miss Philippa Hilber, and her advice to all who receive invitation to flirt is DON'T!

She has formed a Society, in Washington, District of Columbia, of several hundreds of young wo men and girls who have been offended by the flirtatious over- tures of Roadside Romeoя,

Their Don'ts

Every member has a club button -and a long list of "don't.”

Here are some of them:-- Don't Dirt! Those who flirt in haste

repent at leisure,

Don't take joy-riden with unknown motorisis--they don't all invite you to save you a walk.

Don't go out with men you don't know they may be already married, and

Knowledge hour. Of Ice-Caps

Here are a few more brain- for the idle teasers Answers are on Page 3.

1. A great scientist excialmed

It"~~~ "Eureka-I have found making a world-famous discovery. Who was he:"

Newton

Archimedica Copernicus Janice Watt

2. Bagilumbang is a:

Euclid

Edison

Firework

Carktail

Carl Game Kind of vil

3. Which of these colours pear on the flag of Italy:

Red

Blur

Green

Yellow

White Purple

4. How did the Province Alberta, in Canada, get its name

5.What is the origin of the word manuscript?

k

6. What book, written about 300 B.C., is still used in many high| schools and colleges?

7--Persons who weep easily at sentimental movies are:

bellicone jocose

luchrymose bibulous

8. Most people die in Hongkong

from:

Malaria

Heart Disease

Broncho-

pneumonia

libidinous portentans

querulous' cellulose

Tuberculosis

Cholera

Nephritia

9.--Women who like ceriac- coloured gowns like one of these colours:

midnight blue

cherry red deep purple rusty brown pale lavender

yellow

10-If two aeroplanes of equal

you may be in for a hair-pulling speed simultaneously set off, one

match.

know.

VETERAN EXPLORERS

New York, Aug. 31.

The American Polar Society, recently organised as a clearing house for Aretic and Antarctle information, has drawn ita men- bers from 18 states, England, France, Nurway Germany, Turkey and China.

It proposes to band

all

OUR BRITISH CROSSWORDS

ACROSS

1 Something greatly wanted.

O Proverbially, a sticker.

10.A llly chump in these ex-

nggerating days,

11 Daren Munchausen?

18 Fifty outstanding-till the cows

come home?

16 Of course it's an offence to take

this, but not a series offence. 16 Ultimate fate of silks and satins 17 Study of a personage (short of

stature) in still life?

21 Men of war; a joy to-"our ally; and grief" to our foe (anag.. three words, 5, 4, 6).

23 Tools used by carpenters.

27 A European.

28 To get thus to the heart of a

It

mystery in hecessary to be very angry.

7

29 If you must meldle with a pet rum, then put it in its proper place.

32 Refoiced vocally when certain

animals returned.

33 Ease.

34 This is fifty per cunt, vaseline. 35 Attends to foot faulia, not during

the Davis Cup, however,

DOWN

2 Scottish name, the enagram fiend

gave his wean.

3 Ways of speech.

4 Again the centre is at the back. 5 Arm.

G Freehold right in the Orkneys;

Laut Reems to have been the originator.

7 Odd in part.

B Go-ahead.

12 Platform.

14 Where it's the privilege of a

kiver to reap.

10 Homely to the Yankee.

18 Cheats seen in the cattle market. 10 Interjection of disapprobation. 20 Not many would clue this. 22 Brook.

24 Last wanted,

26 Found In Central Asia and on a

geranium.

26 Trounce,

27 Not the first time, apparently,

that a

30 plant was in a hurry.

31 After 20 this means paucity.

Yesterday's Bolation.

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D HEARING X SPIDER INTONAT FC ADD "B

SINGED INSIDE ΚΑΤΗΓΟ ΒΕΤΟΓ

GOETHE A FOXT M OXONIAN TO KANER SHO

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N NOURISHMENT SO THE U TURKISH BRIGADE.

pors due inter feed in other THE CONNOISSEUR COMES TO CALDBECK'S.

and exploration.

Among the society's members are explorers who served with Rear Admiral Richard E. Byrd, Sir Ernest Shackleton, Lincoln Ells- worth and the French explorer, Dr. Jean B. Charcot.

Broad Work Outlined The compilation of data, the chief work of the society, includes: Geography,-Oceanography, Po-

lar Art.

History-Cosmic Ray research, Motion Pictures,

studles,

Biology. Geological Cattle used in Polar Regions.

Coophysics-Aurora Observa-

tions.

Ice Studio-Gravity determina-! tions, Claims of nations, Ships used und routes.

Radio, Magnetic Soundings, Personnel Data, Seismology. Studies, Collection of Maps, Polar Phenomena.

Meteorological

Aviation. Terrestrial Magnot-

Don't wink.

A flutter of one eye may to travel from England to Aug. tralia and the other to travel cause a tear in the other. Don't smile at firtatious strangers; around the coastline of Australia,ism, Fuel Consumption.

Health Ultra Violet Studies, Have your smiles for people you which would complete its trip first?

11.If an enraged ZBW istener Base Construction. Don't fall for the slick, dandy-sized wished to avoid the Isle of Capri

cake-eater; the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the when he travelled, he would steer glass of a lounge ilzar. Don't let elderly men, with an eye to a flirtation, pat you on the shoulder und take a fatherly interest in you. Those are the kind that usually want to forget they're fathers,

clear of:

Don't ignore the man you are sure of in:

while you flirt with another-when you return to the first one you may And him gene.

Red Sea Pacific

Mediterranean

Gulf of

Mexico Black Sen

Ocean Caribbean 12.-The Afridis are to be found

Tunisia Abyssinia Burnta

Congo India.

S. Africa.

Ellsworth, a trustee of the Amer- ican Museum of Natural History, who will leave his chalet in Swit- zerland this week, for a fight to South America where he will re- join his ship, the Wyatt Earp at Montevideo, for his third attempt to span the Antarctic Continent by air, has agreed to serve the society as a member of its execu tive board-United Press.

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SALESMAN SAM

Sam Can't Take It

By Small

HERE WE ARE, SAM, ON TH' GNATS' HOME

GROUNDS! TH CENTER FIELD BLEACHER FANS HERE ARE PLENTY TOUGH AN' THEIR REMARKS

STING! BUT DON'T LET'EM GIT YER NANNY!

WHO SAID YOU'RE A BALL PLAYER, YOU DUMB BABOON!

YOU COULDN'T KETCH PNEUMONIA, YOU

SLAB-SIDED SAP!

́SILK SOX HERE

UNTIL THEY LEAVE

HIYA, FRECKLE-

FACE!

SILK

THAT'S TH' LIMITİNOBODY CAN CALL ME FRECKLE-

FACE

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