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HOME POLITICAL OUTLOOK
SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 1935.
NOTES OF THE DAY
PROGRESS
Among the documanta discussed at the recent session of the Govern- ing. Body of the International
of Nations, nono was more interest-
BABIES FOR BACHELORS BULLS AND INNERS
A Babe in the Arms is Worth Two Under The Mulberry Bush, Says the Local Expert Labour Organisation of the League British birth records last year had broken all records since The report in the Telegraph on Wednesday that ing than the report of Mr. Tixier, 1920 prompts Mr. Edward Kelly, the notorious father of a member of the Offer, on his seven, to make a few observations on this delicate subject. misalon to Brazil, the Argentine, Mr. Kelly has noticed with astonishment the absolute Uruguay and Chile. Mr. Tixier
sue to South America to ignorance of bachelors in regard to the care of the young, tud study the working of the local and, in view of the fact that the baby season is almost upon
us, feels that something should be done about it.
Babics under two years of age need not read any further.
social insurance Institutions. Ho
visited in ench country the Govern- ment departments concerned, with the main social insurance Institu-
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From the Office Butts Regarding the suggestion made Minister of Health should lay in the House of Commons that the some Chinese esgot the Right Honourable gentleman is brood- wo understand that ing over the matter.
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'Castor oil has been found to conduce to the silent operation of that pile-driver a dose? aeroplanes. What about giving
☐. ᄆ PABIES are born, not ordinary number of ways of
We don't object made.
amusing the child will suggest dollar na long as
it doesn't bob themselves..
Should the little one inadvertent-
tions, and the central organfantions BA
about too much.
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of employers and workers. He was thus able to get n full and un- blassed view of the situation, and
It will be noticed in a fresh his conclusions are particularly interesting. Mr. Tixier forms the baby that it is of a pale, at anything it shouldn't. denite conclusion that conaldor- prawn-like colour, and is thoroughly rinse or gorgle the Y.M.C.A. debaters have decided able effort has been made since the bald and toothless, exhibit-disinfectant.
mouth with lysol or any other good War in the development and effec.... tive application of social in- ing all the evidences that it surance legislation. Progress is is about to become a Peak particularly apparent in regard to
ago and widowe taipan or a retired Colonel, invalidity, old and orphans' Insurance, The
This is the usual thing, legislation on these points being and the minder is not to be
as a general rule very advanced.
butions
AND DEPRAVITY
In undressing the baby for the urposes of putting it to bed, hath ing, otcotora, the beginner will and great difficulty in undoing the humorous buttons, tapes, and varl- ous other fastenings with which it is lashed.
An efficient and obvious method
is to insert a penknife between the skin and the clothing and peel the mans off in one operation."
Aro
If
that Government servants overpaid and underworked. they're not careful they will be known as the Pry M.C
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Wo suppose that as the Gril Room is known as "The Grips" the future Lido will bo christened
The Dips."
AG far
we understand fashion's trend this year, most of 1935 bathing costumes will
In bathing the child, never all the
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the bath right up, as it is only have frontless backs and backless In exceptional cases that it will fronts. float. A cold shower and a brisk rub down with a still towel will have an invigorating and effect.
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Which reminds us that nudists will soon be able to stow away their winter woollies. O
Always provided that one hus By far the best is the statement car, aca-bathing will soon be the coming back, and that you ever that you feel your diphtheria yogue, always provided that one
has a matshed.
spots all over the body. This may to be breaking out in funny red
口 be said in a conversational manner London is known as the
The latest culinary creation in "fruit just as the request is about to be sausage," We have known these
for years as bananaa!
and the payments frequently more alarmed. liberal than in Europe, the in- The first thing noticeable surance funds are generally well about the baby is the yowl. organised and, the administrative standard of many of them is com-This must be stopped at all costs. parable with that of the best There are various methods, but. European funds. The laws are the principle to keep in mind is effectively applied and contrit all costs.
fairly
paid. regularly
Watches are very good; a firm The principle of compulsory hold must be kept on the chain, social insurance han even been however, as we have on two oc- offered in several recent constitu: cusions lost
a perfectly good tions, particularly in Brazil and
In conclusion, a little helpful. Uruguay. It seems likely that watch through the child swallow-advise to the unwilling minder will social insurance legislation will jing it.
not be amiss. Should you have Several new
species of birds develop rapidly in the future. This mania for swallowing and been lured into minding a baby have been observed in the Colony, There exists in Latin-America a sucking things may be indulged before, and wish to escape a accond The one in the yellow beret and invely Interest in the work of the fin to an almost unlimited extent, be made." Lodge meetings and ap-
demand, a convincing excuse must sandals intrigued us immensely. International Labour Office and Door-knobs are excellent, though pointments, business or otherwise,
☐ desire for cluser co-operation with the holding of the baby to the knob are received with suspicion. IL.
is somewhat tiring. This may be overcome by unscrewing the hinges of the door and placing it In an accessible position. It is quite evident, from con-
Babies of an artistic nature, or tinued references to the subject, Side by side with this report of of practically any nature, may be left with a tin of boot polish or a that Mr. Ramsay MacDonald is progress in social reform we see not likely to remain Prime Gran Chaco. Paraguay, according medium for an indefinite period.
any other thic spectacle of carnage in the bottle of red ink or Minister much longer. Health to a United Press despatch, has
In cases of persistent yowling, a Conversing with babies in one considerations alone, apart from just sacrificed more than 23,000 belt passed over the top of the of the most difficult things that
If wild rumours. persist concern- other factors, will be sufficient lives in a vain attempt to smash a head and buckled securely under must be undertaken sooner or later
ing the Colony's future, wo shall way to victory through the totter- the chin is an infallible remedy, by the minder. for him to hand over the leader-ing Bolivian lines. Three years This must be used only in extrome For instance, "Lartfry bhtoer have to rename Hongkong "The ship of the National Govern- ago these two nations flew at one cases.
mak!! krht poff mphfff mwort laland of Flagrant Dreams."
O ment in the not distant future;
In handling, care must be taken ikhaty iverrr umphh" may convey another's throats, and for three
without cessation of that the baby is held in a more or to an experienced mother that the
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Taxis may now be hired on The indications are that he will be hostilities, men have fought and less vertical position, the head baby wants its nappy changed, Fenk. Residents in that locality succeeded by Mr. Baldwin. The died in the fever-ridden swamp and being uppermust. The child at but unless the minder had had will no longer complain of rank in- time is not yet ripe for assessing. For three years the world has been the holder, and in the case of a
jungle of the Valley of Death. times has a tendency to jerk from some considerable experience he justice.
cannot be expected to understand Mr. MacDonald's contribution to talking about, measures to enforce beginner this may lead to dis- such things. the political life of the country, a truce and settle the dispute astrous results.
in a civilised fashion. Naturally, but it can at least be said that after three years of warfare, a he performed 1. big national deep-rooted hatred has been our service when he put the coun-ished between the peoples of the two South American states. But try's well-being above party con- that must be overcome. History siderations and agreed to join has taught us that such a thing is hands with erstwhile political possible. France and England, enemies for centuries, finally swore enemies in creating the present a blood brotherhood. Amerien has coalition Government, His never, since 1812, attempted to [stock, politically, has declined molesi Canadians.
during the past two years, due,
years.
sprung.
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Can it be said that a man who invests his money in a poster busi- ness is hoarding his money?
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Minders should always bear in
A pickpocket threw a watch, to aid appliances will be found very with infants, that the bra
Sticking-plaster and other first-mind, In attempting to converse a confederate. Passing the time.
E useful on these occasions, and a darlings are not fully developed, supply should always be kept on and their brain does not complete hand,
ly function. Where a baby has to be held for For this reason, mothers should any length of time, a short loop always choose, where possible, of stout twine passed around the Government officials
as minders. The other day we saw a lady neck, and fastened to the wrist of the holder, will prevent contact is
Remember, also, that every baby. motorist applying lipstick whilet.
a potential member of the driving. Her appearance In Court with the floor.
Hongkong Volunteers, and from would put another complexion on. Never allow a dog to lick the early babyhood should be given It. face of a baby, as, any number of toys that will make him volunteer-
B diseases may be communicated minded when he reached the adult and, in the case of a valuable dog, stage. Babies have been known to ly married in rhyme. For better An American couple were recent- this is most serious, and may lead grow into husky, virile sergeant of verse! Not one man in ten thousand to its loss or, at best, a falling- majors, or oven privates in the to the rising strength of opinion knows what the Gran Chaco War is off of condition, and an absence Reserve Company, through playing
about, It is one of the most dread- of lustre in the cont.
with empty beer barrels and amongst Conservatives that, byful follies of the age.
Swallows have again made their It is in- On two or three occasions we whisky bottles while they were appearance on The Peak. We reason of the preponderance of credible that nations which are so have found the addition of about young.
understand that storks ure also that school of thought in the chery, and it is pathetic that while the feeding milk very effective. way in which you can get out of
near akin can continue this but one-third of a cupful of rum to Finally, we know of only one prevalent. Government, leadership should their neighbour states plan for the Only the best O.P. rum may be being a minder if you are bacholer. be assumed by n member of future of their people, providing used, as babies are very delicately Got married and have babies of have invented a rain-making device. their party. It has certainly protection and prosperity for all constituted internally. A better your own. Then, while you spend It is to be hoped that it will not
classes, Bolivin and Paraguay way is for the minder to have four your spare time at the Club, allow prove to be his downfall, been anomalous, in view of com-should be wasting their blood and or five cupsful himself, when it your or your wife's bachelor
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in part, to his somewhat incon- WORLD'S RESPONSIBILITY clusive pronouncements on the big issues of the day, and also
we are
reduce both to bankruptcy, star- by a professed Labourite, al-vation and internal revolt. Will though evidence has not been the time come, we wonder, when lacking for some time past that the nations of the world will accept Mr. MacDonald has been veering manda
the responsibility humanity de- of them, and provide, distinctly towards the Right in through the League of Nations, a his outlook. When
sufficiently powerful and dis- the posi-interested organisation for the tion is analysed, however, it will suppression of such crimes as the be realised that the supercession Gran Chaco War? Or must we of Mr. MacDonald by Mr. Bald-retain the characteristics of bar- win will
barians in international politics? have little political It does not require the vision of a significance, inasmuch as the scer to appreciate the danger to all Government, despite its label, is long as the world is without a our civilisation that remains as for all intents and purposes a guarantee that peace can be en- Conservative Administration. forced, and that an aggressor For ourselves,
nation can, and will, be disciplined. not amongst those who think there should be no reversion to party sult will be that the National politics at this juncture. In-Government nominees will find deed, it would be far more satis- themselves opposed in many factory all round wore the Con-constituencies by party candi- servative Party to break from dates, a circumstance which will the National Government and doubtless be welcomed by the stand on its own feet. It is Labourites, who will make their clear, however, from the fact appeal as a more or less united that а three-party National unit. In view of this pro- Publicity Bureau has been creat-bability, it would appear bad ed for the purpose of keeping generalship from the Conser the policy, achievements and vative standpoint to attempt to plans of the National Govern- preserve the coalition. The ment before the country, that steady growth of the Labour the intention is to fight, the next vote in recent by-elections can- election on the same basis as the not be overlooked in this con- lust. The almost inevitable re nection.
...“I figure this clipper will pay for itself in about six months."
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A London doctor asserts that gin is beneficial. For all that, some Hongkong people seem to bonefit excessively.
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According to a lecturer, the world is already feeling the chill of · another Ice Age, due la 20,000 years. This is confirmed by the Chairman's speech at the Dairy Farm Company's meeting.
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Tho first man to dio under Esthonla's new execution law' chose hanging instead of drinking the poison cup. He'd probably had some experience of cocktails mixed by amateurs.
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Tailors meeting in London have decreed brighter clothes for man. The only snag is that, men don't huppen to be women,
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It's just too bad. Just as the British Government was claiming to serve world peace, an Army cir- cular naks for more trombone players.
A Judge has defined a pedes- trian as a creature posacksing highway rights.". But just let the creature try to prove that to a lorry-driver!
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Distillers are advertising a whisky that "tickles the taster." Shouldn't "pickles" be the correct word?