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NOTES OF THE DAY FOSSILS AND ALL THAT
PLANNING AERODROMES
While there has been, and still Edward Kolly Announces The Important Discovery
That The Early Hongkong Man Threatened
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civic
To Become A Human Being
By Edward Kelly, Ape Man.
is, a persistently strong clamour for the establishment of aerodrome in Edinburgh, there is undoubtedly opposed to the pro- an informed body of opinion which wishes the whole question intelligently dealt with before any definite movement is made. These Intter, who deprecate a headstrong tho and headlong embarking on
Since last Saturday Edward Kelly, the Hongkong construction of an aerodrome, have some apparently reasonable argu- humorist, has been in hiding from Scot and Jewish ments to advance in support of readers of the "Telegraph,” and has only come out from their point of view. One is that the talk of laying down, and the actual his lair to make some personal observations on the dis- inauguration, of many aerodromes Is at the present time quite in-coveries in Hongkong by Professor Shellshear and Father discriminate. For instance, there Finn of fossilised remains of the Pleistocene Age. were revealed only a day or two!
nge proposals for the establishment
BULLS AND INNERS
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From the Office Butts
A local jockey says some of the steeplechasera soen at Kwanti aro very nervous. Quite jumpy, in fact.
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A baker's delivery van recently held up traffle in Queen's Road. Bread and Jam!
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We hear of a local resident who, after having no luck with his through ticket at the Races, was mortified to see it come up on the church betwder.
hymnal when he went to
In the following scientific treatise, from which you Every dog has his day. And, if we're to judge from the nightly her date.
of three aerodromes in Fifeshire will derive no benefit whatever, Mr. Kelly traces the towns within a comparatively short distance ak each other. Aero- history of the Hongkong Man, from the time he first dromes cannot be laid down like bus began signing chits, until his account was stopped at stations. To do so would be child- the Hotels.
Now read on.
HOT dinosaurs! Shellshear
and a chin had begun to recede
nolkes on our roof, every cat has
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Then there was
the Kowloon housewife who made a frightful mess of her domestic accounts. At the end of the month she found she has fifty-three cents left for
herself.
ish and lead to confusion. It may be that there will be some cor- rective to the haphazard planning of aerodromes very soon. An in- We are fully equipped for any portant conference is to be held in
Is chin had begun to recede nature of service,
London in a few days, and it is possible that the Air Ministry will and other Far Eastern an-In earlier days clubs had only membership in the Hongkong Club. Enquiries:-
The habit of holding elaborato be approached to devine BOMC scheme whereby the establishment thropologists who attended been used to beat women with, but silver wedding celebrations is said dying out. So, for that of aerodromes will have some re- the Pre-history Congress in a better use was found for them to be
of having lation to the demands on them by
the habit when two brilliant Scotch matter, is sir services. The position in most Manila have discovered that
scientists, Messrs. Halg and Haig, silver weddings. big cities is quite clear. At the Java and Peking Men discovered whisky.
☐ ច present the authorities are await are only 400,000 years old.
A doctor says a child should ing the report from experts on the
an empty Cortainly not; there's n
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The
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SATURDAY, MAR, 2, 1935,
question of A eivic nerodrome. Fossils discovered on the But, since the distances for internal
Scotland are Peak and other hills of air services in geographically confined to small Hongkong proved this. bounds-compared, for instance, with the expanses of America and For reasons of delicacy, it was Europe--more conducive to rail thought better not to mention than to air travel, and the weather that the fossils may have been conditions are so uncertain, some those of Hongkong men. Assurance will have to be given that
From then on, life for the Hong- kong Man became much more com- never be chastised on plicated. He lived in caves on top atomach. of the mountain, travelling to and much better place." from the hunting grounds below by the Peak tram cat, which, in those days, was drawn by two underfod dinosaurs.
Sometimes the early inhabitants in Hongkong ventured aeross to a
viven
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Parents often And their daughters surly and morone at night, says a woman writer. And some can't find them at all at night..
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Edinburgh will have fL definite It appears from the interview place known as the Peninsula, but, Whilst the upkeep of a car is place in the Continental, and per- a local contemporary obtained knowing the, evil spirits (also quile expensive, sometimes it's the haps. Empire air services before on with one of the learned anthropo- beers, wines and stouts) that turnover which costs most.
there, their aerodrome is established. Only logists that the Peking Man was abounded
☐ O then would the capital's aerodrome a simple fellow, having no more jobjccted, unless they were allow have a national importance and per- brain than a child of three or aned to accompany their mates. "Pretty girls are often stupid”
says a London form a national service.
gossip writer. average Government oficial.
It was an ancestor of the writer
Dumb-belles. Although this fossil was of this article who made tho described as belonging to the startling discovery that the Hong- Pleistocene Age, we lesser fry kong man was branching out into know that, in reality, he was a two separate tribes. law-abiding citizen of the Stone Age.
JAPAN, CHINA AND FRUITS OF PERSECUTION
THE POWERS
were
con-
A member of an Independent
As he stood in front of his There is a good deal of specula with a friend the declining num Church in Scotland was discussing
fenve one day. the explanation dawned on him. The tribe that tion in foreign chancellries at bers and influence of that body. "I This is so because in those days
and played bridge know what we need to revive and a well-almed rock or stone was all afternoon
wore skirta the moment as to the exact posi-strengthen us," he said. "We need the usual way of putting baby to ones who wore pants were men
women; the tion regarding the efforts being persecution", he said. Very likely sleep, giving rise to that nursery made to bring about Sino- he was right. Times without num favourite "Rock-a-bye, Baby."
bor in religious history a dwindling Japanese rapprochement, All and apathetic body has been stung the Powers with interests in China are closely watching situation, fully alive to potentialities.
a
the
From then on life, was siderably simpler, although tha As a matter of fact we have early Hongkong Man still feared
to life by opposition, persecution. been doing a bit of quiet investi-rutture. That
☐ Lampshade hats are to be worn on our beaches this year. Presuma- bly by the light-headed.
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An intruder in a Kowloon house
made a bolt for the door. stated that he had come to mend the lock. When discovered, he
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A prominent American gangster
was given away by his photograph. was the Hence the term "Framed."
Eeems to have received gating ourselves on the same linos 1a greatest enemy fresh proof in the Churches in as our University colleagues, and wild and treacherous shroff, an its Germany. Hitler could do almost were just about to announce our animal which is uncivilised right,
after his revolution. "History of Hongkong in the
Generalisations anything went down before the Stony Age" when Professor Shell up to the present day.
After live years' study among the ruins of Hongkong, including several women who should have known better, we are now prepared to announce that the longkong Man is not a descendant of the Peking Man.
Anthropologists, paleontologists
are now giving place to more blast of National Socialism-except shear beat us to it. specific rumours, in which con- the Churches. These also might nection it is suggested that have bent to his will if he or his henchmen, had not tried to make Japan's terms include the re-
the pastors, priests, and people placement of China's German take nauseous doses of Nordic military advisers by Japanese nonsense and to forswear the be officers, the
liefs in which they had been reared, engagement of
The Churches, both Protestant and Japanese experts by the Chinese Catholic, defied Hitler and his men National Economic Council in and have won. The struggle may place of Westerners, the funding he resumed at such a time as the levellers think propitious; but it is of unrecognised Japanese loans just possible that their own exper- of China, and the elimination of lence, and the experience of all the anti-Japanese textbooks from gee, will have taught them wisdom, As for the efforts of the persecu. Chinese schools. In return, tion, it is said that never in present Japan is said to be willing to memory have the Churches in Ger. float a loan to tide China over The Churches in Britain have many heen so well attended as now, the present economic crisis. These reports are denied by Japanese spokesmen, who, how ever, admit that a strong stand is being taken with a view to ending anti-Japanese propagan- | === da in China.
different story to tell, but it would be a strange Irony if a revival from a country which has for long came, as some people think it will, been looked at askance gerously rationalistic.
dan-
plan
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A render thinks more Hongkong schoolboys should be taught gar- Even the primitive Clubs of the dening. Day-boys and borders! carly Hongkong men were no pro- | tection against these terrifying beasts, although the introduction
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According to a psychologist,"
of protective barriers, or bars, woman always likes to think she is helped humanity to a considera-buying something for a mere song, ble extent.
Provided, of course, bubby supplies
This brought us to the Glacial the notes. Age, which has often been deserib.! ed as the age of frigidity.
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A clumsy Hongkong burglar was
Recently, a conference of pain- - Some of the less civilised Hong- tors and etchers was held in Lon- and other learned men with names kong Men and Women of to-day don. A sort of art-to-art talk. too long to mention have hesitated are noticeable descendants of the for many years to classify the Glaciolithic Man, the most frigid Hongkong Man, and it has remain-ones still residing in the mountuin ed for us to do so.
icaves of their ancestors.
The Glaciolithic Man was surrounded with nothing but worthless fee, which without whisky or ginger-ale. Obviously there was nothing for
The real origin of mankind has, until now, been lost in iniquity.
arc
Most people of the opinion that the original Hongkong Man was a slimy creature resembling a louse or the fellow your wife almost married.
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recently betrayed by the noise he made. Be sure your din will find you out.
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More regulations for pedestrians have been issued in London. The
the Glaciolithic Man to do but Order of the Path. mate (naturally, his Club was (always handy), the mating season opening (then, as now) on Janu
A girl at Hollywood earns a big But we, in collaboration witharyi and ending on December 31. salary simply by screaming. For Professor Shellshear, are satisfied now that he did not belong to the Early Pleistocene Age, occurred 1,000,002 years
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the
The introduction of writing crying out loud!
marvellous impetus to What the precise to China, they could not look
which gave
口 truth is, it is difficult to hazard, with unconcern on any
civilisation in Hongkong, and we ago understand that
the Despite the among
depression, but that there has been and still which might give Japan special years old late in 1933), but to the covered by Professor Shellshear goes with a swing.
(wo read that it was a million several neolithic implements dis-business of golf professionals still is a strong movement afoot in intercats and privileges Oysterolithic Age. Nanking and Tokyo to
and Father Finn. around evolve Political, economic or finan-
cial in China, It ін this The Oysterolithic Age, as its mountains were many small stone new relationships between the
News travels so fast in Hongkong aspect of the situation name implies, was the age of the tablets bearing mystic characters two countries is scarcely open to which is at the moment re- Man.
Early Oyster,
or Oysterolithic, strangely resembling the modern these days that it no sooner appears
letters "I", "O" and "U".
in the frat edition of one paper doubt. If the Tokyo Govern-ceiving paramount consideration
than it's re-echoed in the final For a time civilisation 1005 ment's terms for a rapproche-in foreign, Government quarters. The Oyster, which came right retarded when it was discovered edition of another. ment are anything like the The issues involved are such that after the Pleistocene and right that the two branches of Hongkong rumours mentioned, they woud China would be wise to be on her before the soup, was not an attrac-humanity were reverting to type,
A 100-year-old slave' whip has important guard. It is suggested, in this ve Ago. Men were not at all as e
discovery that just been brought to London from appear to be designed rather in regard, that China is not really the interest of Japan than of anxious for any re-orientation their present descendanta is that that would occur to-day if it was China; indeed, they seem to fit of her relations with Japan, but they didn't have a brass farthing discovered that they didn't.
are
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and their only resemblance to something akin to the sensation fascinating as they are to-day, women also wore pants creating the Sahara. The desert thong!
being arms, legs, tooth and eyes. Their
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A centenarian is said to live on
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Sparring partners for boxing at a shilling an hour. A knock- novices can be engaged in London down price.
well in with Japanese Far East that exaggerated versions of In fact, they lacked oven spince, But nothing could stay the onions alone. Naturally he would. ern hegemony ambitions. Sug-Japan's proposals
general onward march for long.i gestions of a time-limit being given currency in the hope that only sense of feeling one that For the next fifty years. Hongkong the Western Powers may come has also come down through the made enormous strides, due, no imposed strengthen the feeling to China's aid. What foundages-vas one of snobbery, and that there is nothing altruistic tion exists for such a view, it is they seldom ventured outside their doubt, to the fact that both sexes
were inclined to fatores. about Japan's activities. Re- not easy to say, but the com- Salmon were hostile and very As Hongkong became more and garding the alternative to ac-plexities of Oriental politics
moro civilised such amenities as ceptance, there is a significant suggest the wisdom of overlook- we know to-day, hid in tin cans maleria, rising dollars, govern-bridegroom who had a brass band
cholera, rablen,
magistrates, silence. So far as the Western (ing no possibility. On the other and came out only on Fridayment departments, chicken pox and at his wedding, but the bride later
shells.
cunning with oysters. Salmon, as
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Then there was the case of a
the truth.
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Powers
hand, there are known influences evenings, when it was the cook-ZR wore Introduced, making life had the ring tested and discovered are concerned-parti- in Nanking working towards a boy's day off. cularly those who are signatories Sino-Japanese understanding.
much casier for the Hongkong In those days there was no such Man after he had retired from to the Nine-Power Treaty-they It remains to be seen what the thing as a Hongkong Hotel, and it the Colony.
A Bournemouth romance started. would naturally welcome any reaction of South China will be. was not until nearly 400,000 years
Hongkong may be said to have on the ice rink. They fell for movement sincerely designed to And in this connection, the Intor that it was discovered that reached its highest pinnacle of each other. stabilise the peace of the Far precise nature of Major General oysters made excellent stews and civilisation when the Fan Dance
was introduced for the first time A fisherming-boxer recently, knock- Erst, but, as upholders of the Dolbara's mission to Canton, as cocktails.
well as all the circumstances Open Door principle and the leading, to his visit, are matters had acquired arms, legs, spinos optimism, we have hopes for the seconds. Must have used the right By this time the Hongkong Man this week, although, with our usual ed out his opponent in the first ten. system of collective assistance of more than passing concern.
future.
hook. and eyess