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Although he may not be amallest, the Dachshund, for his size, is most certainly the longest dog in the world.

It is not generally known, how- over, that the Dachshund, whose appearance is often the cause of mirth among those who do not know him very well, has, perhaps, a more highly-developed sense of humour than any other breed.

The

George famous writer, Meredith, had a Dachshund called Islet, who came from Sir Fitz hardings Maxso's kennels at Hellgo

a British possession. land, then When Islet died, Meredith wrote an epitaph in verse on this "wagging dwarf-legged on humorist boxing gloves." This was not just poetic licence, for Meredith and Islet treated each other as equals, and shared jokes together. The dog would often enter the laughing and showing all his teeth. with eyes sparkling with fun, and if by chance Meredith took no notice, the dog would rap on the coal-scuttle with his paw-and con- tinuo rapping until attention was paid to him.

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The present-day Dachshund fully maintains his predecessors' reputa- tion for fun-making, and many are the stories told of the Dachshund's determination to enjoy himself even In the most unpromising situations. A famous Dachshund breeder tells the tory of a dog he owned,

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The average salad consists of let-fact that in English society every.

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who was extremely fond of retriev-tuce leaves, slices of tomatoes, and body has grown up on hypocrisy.UE ELECTRIC CHROMIC NEEDLES WITH YOUR PICK-UP”

ing stones thrown by anyone who chopped spring onions. There may That is what makes people so not be--probably not extremely awkward in many ways. would take on the job. The usual or may

sliced hard-boiled eggs. find B procedure was for the dog

It is not a mere physical award- stone, and with an appealing look Sometimes he lettuce is choppedness; but very few people know in his eye and persuasive little and then, if it is left for anyhow to behave nicely and tactfully noises in his throat, Iny, it at the length of time, it quickly turns and get through life. feet of someone-preferably a com-black. There are lots more things plete stranger.

On one occasion a rather serious fire broke out in the that may be added to a salad than

just these ingredients. village, and when the fire was at

""The reason is owing to this general demand for hypocrisy. If its height the dog was seen to go For instance, you may like cu-you are a female you are taught to up to the hot and perspiring captain cumber and radishes, or beetroot, behave like a lady, and you know of the fire brigade, and then and or cold cooked vegetables, such as perfectly well you are not a lady, there Invite him to participate in peas, beans, carrots or potatoes cut but merely a human being. And if into dico. Experiment with your a little ime of stone-throwing,

While on the subject of humour (salads; blend vegetables cooked and you are a man you are taught not in dogs, the secretary of the Na-raw together, and try different to be a man, but a gentleman, vory great difference kinds of dressings-Mix fruit and There is a tional Canine Defence League,veretables together, such as grape- between an ordinary human and a whose clinics handle over 70,000

sick animals every year, says that frult and lettuce and chopped nuts.gentleman.

Serve salads combined with cokl

it is extraordinary how quickly all-cooked fish other than salmon. "I have long been convinced that ing dogs brighten up as AODA

the notion that the brain is in your

none in their

they realise that treatment is being Try sardine sulall, or sulad with head is i complete mistake. I have given them--and often they will cream cheese, or chicken mayon- pay visits of courtesy, to the chines naise. Whatever you do, see that known men who have brains in on their own account, showing your anlad ingredients are really their fingers and every sign of appreciation and plea-cold, the lettuce, etc.. perfectly heads whatever, in the ordinary sure, for some time after they bave crisp. If you have a gas-operated sense. You often ånd an extra- been made fit and well again. refrigerator you will not need be ordinarily clever and inventive

THE "POM" AND THE COLLIE, told how easy it is to keep your

One little dog whose appearance vegetables, etc.. beautifully fresh mechanic who, if you asked him to. belies Its real character is the for days. Pomeranian-which, although it may not lock it, Is à tough little, animal..

The "Pam" is one of the little dogs that form the canine stock-in- trade of the cartoonist. When a picture of a dog is needed as one of the accessories of pampered luxury, the Porn is often chosen as the model.

BANDITS~·DODGE-

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"Your Money--And Your Trousers" Bandits in Canada now force Then authentic Pomeranian is bank clerks to surrender not only far removed from the Pom of the money-but their trousers ns well, comic pictures. Despite the fact

describe what he does, is pitinbly helpless. A brain is a thing that is all over you. A football player's brains are in his shins or in his toes."

BASIS OF NEW TECHNIQUE. Madame Levinskaya said that the basis of her new technique of living was to teach people how to co-ordinate their muscular actions with their brain. "So few people," she said, "have any sort of co- ordination in their ordinary every- that show specimens of to-day aver- Over 2,500 dollars worth of day actions. I once told a well. age about 4 lbs. in weight they are jewellery was stolen from a manu-known doctor that 90 per cent. of real dogs in every sense of the facturing jeweller at Montreal by the English people have no co word. It was a representative of this method. the breed who recently fell 700 feet

Three young bandits raided the over the Splelkogel in the Austrian Alps, and remained in a ravine for premises in broad daylight and, at 30 hours until rescued by a hut platol point, ordered the clerks to mna who was lowered by a rope, tako off their trousers. When the The dog was unharmed by the fall clerks had done so, the bandits and exposure. The breed is extra- made their "getaway." ordinarily, hardy, and it is quite common for a litter of puppies

ordination. He replied, 'I entirely disagree. Ninety-eight per cent. have no co-ordination,"

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Across

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1 Not mine host, but someone he

employs,

7 Place apart.

8 Bink and man who set it going.

an abstainer, it's just tattle and If the yarn happens to be about nothing else.

11 Neckwear such as the hoster is

never without.

12 Half the wood must appear to exist, whatever mood it be l

15 An uncomfortable malady. 16 Decrets (anagram).

17 Rodents.

20 Mother queer in a large tent. Madame Levinskaya said that 12 Not yet night.

("Alice"). one sat on a seaside promenade and 23 All were the horogroves watched people going by, one would 24 sleditate not as the cat docs. be impressed by the awkward way 27 Pat out, most people walked. "Many men28 Quick put into words. walk elther too stiffly or with a 20 Varies according to your station slouch, while most women wolk (two words). either with a mineing little step or with a sort of eoquettish swagger.

Co-

few days old to be installed in out-of dogs. The variety that has out- door, unwarmed kennels in winter stripped all the others in popularity with their mother, and suffer no is, of course, the Rough, Conted

"Most of this failure to harm. In fact they seem to thrive Collie, but the others have their on this sort of thing.

adherents. In addition to the ordinate is due to our faulty educa Some people say that the Pom is Smooth variety there are the tlonul system. Children are never more prone to bark than other Burder and the "Beardle" who, al taught how to co-ordinate mind and breeds, but a persistent barker re- though they have never figured on muscle, and many of them learn veals bad training on the part of the show bench, are dogs of charm, bad habits when they are first and the Beardie Collie has achieved taught to write. Many of them sit The Porn is a really tough little the distinction of having a famous in a cramped position, with their dog.

novel with himself as the hero-arms unnaturally contorted, The Collie or sheep-dog is, to none other than Alfred Ollivant's usually with their tongues sticking

aut.' some discerning eyes, the comaliest "Owd Bob."

his owner.

and

Down

1 An American rowdy.

2 Going aloft as a tree of evil

reputation.

3 Chosen or the other way about-- often with a cute following.

4 More than one result in pro-

perty,

5 A positive sign.

o Useful to tho plumber though it reads like a Communist leash (Lwo words).

7 Present German policy that ena-

be made into a lancer. 9. More than scrap cruel: (the

scrup's inside!).

13 Gave a giant a stone and a

beating.

14 Disfigurements.

18 Insect and animal and object of

dread.

19 The motorist's 18 Down and a

bird for an English mountain. 20 Sway, like a flower in my sur

roundings. 21 I never heard this instrument in

a symphony concert.

25 Nelle case.

26 In Samon,

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