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SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 1934,

TELEGRAPH.

SATURDAY,

NOTES OF THE DAY

JAPAN'S GUNS SPIKED?.

The better informed will bow

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APRIL 21, 1934.

MR. PEPYS IN HONGKONG BULLS AND INNERS

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From the Office Butts

A local talpan suys overý, man over fifty should learn to play golf, Even those, we presumo, 'who' al- rendy play."

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We hear of a local lady yacht- ing onthusiast who is keen on a crew composed entirely of the fair sex. How will she man her deck?

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Treos have been removed in certain parts of the South of England in order to provide omergency alighting grounds for air traffle. How, silly of the Gov- ernment not to have thought of this In connection with the Nathan. Rond felling!

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A selontist says kleptomanis is a disease, not a crime. A sort of stainless steal?

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Some people treat books as they

Apr. 14th. It was a sad, cloudy, there are ever a many that do play. Little more will be hoard.. if we and misty morning but later on And for a wonder, I ilo win a florin

did improve to my great joy, it be or two. interpret the signs correctly, of Japan's Intimidating clair to die Valley. So I take a motor coach day Creed tolla me he reads n 17th-Talking in the Barre this ing the third Extra Meeting at the tatorship in the relations of Chinn

down before one of the clock and mighty foolish lotter in the newes with other Powers. Tokyo's hegemony guns are already in the looking very well; and I was so write, asking questions of which find all in good order, the Course sheete, and marvele why men do process of being spiked. London

amazed to ace the flowers so fine. they might readily attain пл bristles, the United States con- It now being mid April. I took my answer did they but make in- fesses to serious perturbation,nuncheon with bly Lord of Sand- telligent inquisitioun. But, as Rome drops hints of Italian willings wich where much good cheer and tell him, there are two math neas to associate herself with a pleasant company, and after fell cases that do lead men, and it combined effort to put thing town, to racing talk, but wager but rare- may be women, Into the writin and Tokyo begins to

ly. And am glad of it, for all these screeds, the one In a few days, probably, those un- acquainted with Japan's flexibility, things do seem to fall out contrary ilcaire to see their own, writinge to expectatioun. In the second set up in print, and the other In diplomatic tactics will be won-

race The Bodega doth win and I malice. But, as I do verily be dering what all the fuss was about.

imagined that there would be paid lleve the latter motive be rare, and full hundred florins for each then the malico la but directed billet. But, Lord! I do believe against a classe rather than on was the only mugge upon the Individual. Creed held that the once more in deference to the forec

Course that knew not of the ramp, signed letter was outside our of world opinion-aven in Japan

which indeed doth fall of its object argument, with the which I did which feels more isolated, and

and less than twenty florins paid. heartily agree, for Zn honest herefore Irresponsible, than ever. Next race I do confirm my opinion opinion set out over a man's own For the fuss and excitement was that the Soldier ponics be of no avail name can be blamed by no man, more than necessary. If British.

upon a wet course, but mighty good] though he may not ́ ́agree there | Italian and American public opinion upon the dry. And so the Races with. But the anonymous letter I had not revealed itself so sharply,

do go on, but I find time to make love not, for it savoureth of stab if the cynical ambitions of Japan

a note that upon a dry day I shall in the dark. Later comes Mr.

The majority of women hair- had gone unchallenged, Japan would undoubtedly have

back the Princess Angeline, if so "ovy who is very out of temper dressers are suld to be brunettes. carried he the race is six furlongs in dis with all the various notes and Evidently they don't practice what through her programme to its tance. For as I suppose, If she white papers in Europe. For, says they bleach! logical conclusion and China's in-

doth but consent to start, there is he, had all the energy and time dependence would have gone forno poney that will perceive her devoted by the Governments to ever. Nanking, with Changchun, tall for the dust. Later comes writing to each other been spent would soon have been taking its

newes that no one hath wagered upon the domestic affairs of their orders from Tokyo. The threat upon the winner of the second part own nationals, then the economic waits obvious. Latest Information of the Dafly Double, and Lord to position had nevor arisen and aceras to indicate that it has been think that the Jockey Club do pay Europe had not been continually in

O removed, temporarily, at all events. all the money out upon a broken jeopardy of war. This day I drink

Ladles bathing 'costumes Con double, For, if I had my way,ja glaste of Hollands Waters with

now be made from a preparation

read. Judging by most a percentage as of favour, has news of Mr. Pitt from Singa-Rome we see in the shop windows, premature. The truth lies in And so we do wager on to the end pore, who writes that he likes not the condenser variety must have Tokyo. No-one can be blind to the with very ill fortune, save that his passage. But of General intention. It may be perfectly my billet of which I do retain a George I have no word, nor shall been used. true, as claimed by the spokesman small shore, doth come home for as I suppose. After to Kowloon of the Japanese Foreign Office, that a place and in the big ruce, where where I dine with Mr. Wynng, and the pronouncement represented from 1 do make a twenty florins find thero Mr. Trams and Mr. nothing more than an amplification and do cover myself upon the Muicygrubs und his Lauty. And inx too shy to wear clothing. of Mr. Hirota's claims in January. wagering. But I would fain know we all very merry, and I cannot Mr. Hirota's thesis was, however, if any one did make money upon recall that I have laughed so much delicately wrapped up and served the betting, except the knowing

these many moons, BRITAIN & FRANCE on a silver solver. Tuesday's pro- ones upon Copper Idol, who still 18th-Up by aine in the morn-do the Upper Ten-loarn their

nouncement on Tokyo's programme do loose of a big coup when they ing and upon business at my office titles and then boast their French opinion on the disarma- for the practient application of the de put it up Poker Fuce upon the where I do. And myself much ment question is that it really thesis shook world chancelirles au last log of the double. But why, pressed. Home very late and lies with Britain whether a crisis does a robber his victim with a I know not, nor any who did see after dining, to bed, is reached or not. Given a de-.bludgeon. Smooth-tongued per-

the beast ran. Yet, as I suppose. 19th. This day, as I learn come finite guarantee that England sanivances of the absence of ill- the ramp will come off one day, the three great flying boata from would come to her aid if she intentions was succeeded by a pe- So, falling pretty even upon the the Philippines, and learn them were attacked, France would be remptory. "Get Ont and Stay Out." whole, I do drink a glass of strong to be most fine shippes. But even satisfied. Hitherto, Britain has

waters and so home to the Clubbel so they were delayed by ill-weather and to bed.

and as I do tell Mr. Snare, I per- shown a distinct disinclination to

It was this very incongruity be-1 16th. (Lord's Day.)-Lay some ceive that the climate and weather Table-rapping, it is enid, is again commit herself further than she tween Mr. Hirota's and his spokes- what late and thereafter setting all of China be for the most part con- becoming popular. However, it is already committed by the man's methods that permitted the things in order in my Chamber trary to dying though it be possible is not quite effective as shouting Locarno Pact. France has belief that the Asiatic "Monroe" and arranging of my flowers which at times; and that most disastres "Boy!" never been quite satisfied Doctrine was a trial balloon, which a

such pretty Lady doth send me. as the late one in Hangehow with the restricted nature

subsequent developments appear to Thereafter up the Peake to return Bay be due to setting out upon a of this

confirm.

Rome bookes, and after drinking a flight when the weather ron- understanding, and

fortunately,

The world's reaction, of Hollande waters with two ditiouns suit it not. And this he in London for a new theatre with

sunmistakeable. concrete is once again being comments from all interested quar the desire for something more As Tokyo became flooded with pretty Ladies, I do get me home says is pretty true, but there is the biggest gallery in the world. for my nuncheon. But what my great difficulty in that the wea-A site for the gods, in other strongly expressed. On this term, the process of drawing in the

wife, poor wretch, would say did ther report at the objective may words? qucation of guarantees, Mr. J. L. balloon commenced.

she but hear of this I know not, be fair yet botween there may le Yesterday

O Garvin, one of Britain's shrew morning, the air

In the most naughty fogge or squalis. though I do guess pretty well. dest commentators on European had

of challenge the afternoon reading in a booke And he tells me too a thing that I not been dissipated. The

It is reported that honey is be- upon the law of Evidence by one never was aware of before, that ng used in the manufacture of the fact that Britain is up other Powers

that "the time has passed when

Happy or the League of

ned the ball going sweetly off the Valley, where I drink a without so much as a moment'a against the realities of the arms Nations cas exercise their influence klasse of two at the Golf Clubbe warning, and so become lost. And club, question, expressed the view that for the exploitation

and so home in a friend's motor-out here he tells me there are ill

ព 口 either there can he no general Chino." In the afternoon, he pro- Contrakt. And so to bed.

(sic). of coach. Dined and after playing at facilities, any, for the use of "One single kiss may contain Convention, or Britain will have claimed that Japan has no intention

directional wireless. I doubt not П whole volume of affection," to incur commitments which of deviating from the Open Door

16th. To my office, where I fall it will but not in my day. states writer. coine,

Some of our· hitherto she has been unwilling policy or of infringing existing

to ordering my papers. But in the newes-sheetes this evening Kowloon tappers seem to be to contemplate. "The danger; as

Treatles.

Lord! for the time of the season II read that Stella Benson hath loft collecting a fairly extensive in the years before 1914,"he.

am at a stonde to note how cold it her diaries to the University at Ibrary. be. Later I walk in the Gardens. Cambridge, to be sealed up these renurked, "is that of drifting or wobbling into a conflict which plications of the

Tokyo's "clarification" of the im

and marvell to find so few Europfifly years. And I doubt not it lu "Hands O

eans there. The azaleas still are as well. But whether at that late A performing parrot hus been older policy might have pre- Chinal statement modifies the pretty fine though the best of the time anyone eball open them, I

Insured for £250. This is known vented. Mutual and reciprocal whole situation fundamentally. It rhododendra be over. But the red know not.. This day very

as a Pretty Poll-icy, we suppose. alliance between this country can mean only one of two things,

trumpet lilles be à joy to behold. with rain early, and later grows

☐ and those nearest neighbours that Japan has capitulated to world walk upen Kennedy Road for my ship Suffolk to drink a glass of The weather being pleasant I do very warm. To the King's great

"The boxing world whose politcial lives are insepar opinion, or has decided to tread liver's sake, I having been these wine, and find a large and morry round the heavy-weights," says able from our own would be by casibility cannot be ruled out; it

hor ways more warily. The second two months 80 thronged with company assembled to bid them writer. Yes, especially after the far the soundest und surest plan may, indeed, he so dear the truth business that I have had no God speed in their northern trip, klo. of security for Britain, France that Japan may

leisure for exercise. Later played Many pretty ladles there and and Belgium alike." Such an apring her trap too

yet rue baving at Contrakt in the Clubbe where (Continued on Next Columin.) alliance is envisaged as a citadel giving warning to all concerned. of democratic liberty, but instead it has brought the Powers down of directing hostile aims against to bedrock, if nothing else. the peculiar ayatem of the Nazi Reich, it would see without

quaintance.

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ຜ Then there was the little boy, who, on being asked what he would like to be when he grew up, re- plied:"A retired Civil Servant."

A piece of land has been bought

issues, in recently remarking on spokesman was still able to say Stephens, and after walking to the jane may fly Into a blanket of forge golf-balls, Duffers are hoping"to"

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soon, thus

fear and without prejudice to the Far East to Japan or decide Either the West must abandon cultivate good relations with what steps will be taken, when the Germany. The vital point is appropriate time arrives, to retain whether Britain is prepared to their rights. The Daily Herald go to the lengths advocated. It points the peril. It may believe in is. useless to disguise the fact its accusationk of Indifference, in that there has been in Britain a its charges against European decided reluctance to entering was clearly directed towards stir- statesmen although its bitterness into further commitments on the ring them out of their lethargy. Continent. Even Mr. Garvin And who knows? The spur was year ago would not have come

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A Hampshire widow alleges that the ghost of her dead husband" frequently haunts hor. How dare be spook without being spoken tol

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A certain faction in the United States has been complaining about. "the fat figures the industrial leaders are getting. We wonder whether Mae West set the fashion?

the

of

probably unneeded. Mussolini was out so strongly as he now dnes already in January agitating Japan for a definite alliance between by his open challengo to Britain and her neighbours. The "menace." Marcover, Manchuria possibility, therefore, is that in and China Proper have always been face of the realities of the situa- very distinct propositions for the tion, public opinion may also be Japan makes a grave mistake if she establishment of European policies. now more ready for a clear-cut understanding with France and line, likely to be drawn very abrupt

recognises no limit. There is a Belgium than it was before the ly. Takyo has already disclosed position became ao strained. onough to make imperative a study The situation to-day is largely of where and when and how, what it was before the Great War, when even Germany doubt-

ed whether, in the ovent of a whether, as the only alternativo conflict, Britain would come in. to no Convention whatever, the Conceivably, the catastrophe British Government will be pre- might have been averted had pared to offer the quid pro quo to there been.no ambiguity on that France... This much seems cer- point. Clearly, France will make tain-that any obligation entered no concessions unless she gets a into would need to be definitely definite guarantee from Britain, restricted in its territorial ap- Would such a guarantee have aplication: in other words, that pacifying effect in Europe? All the understanding would be con- the evidence suggests that it centrated and not widely would. It remains to be acendiffused..

"You haven't holped me much, Doc, I'm still shy when I

talk to strangers,”

We hear there is every likelihood

another reshuflo among our cadets. For ''another' gome of "Nap"?

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An incendiary

alleged to

In Shanghai is

Inve set fire to six

matsheds with cigarette lighter. possible!

an automatic It doesn't sound

..

An inventor claims to have per- fected an absolutely silent motor engine. We have one like that; it never starta,

plenty of wit not without its salt. To the Pictures later, and later to bed, being somewhat out of countenance.

20. This day much warmer and I do on Highter garments, And I doubt, not to be in whitos apon. Yot. It may be there will be. one more cold spell.. Writing at my mail and an to bed.

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