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ULSTER SPEAKS

HOLLYWOOD

By PATRICK MacGILL

Warchduke of a fallen dynasty, to get seen, but once you are

The Very Idea!

THE

A WEE: DRAPPIT Whether a intended or not, Nomination Day In Ulster convoys

By Edward Mackelly, Scot a clear enough answer to Mr. do E como, we go, and we, the back. In the afternoon. It's hard

THE local clans have Valera's dreamy ambitions of a united Ireland under Flanna Fall. countess from Nunamo Slavia, the At, five o'clock that afternoon

Reel Club, where they Thirty-three candidates in the elec- Einstein, the Shaw, and a hundred the Presence deigned to honour dance to the strains of the tion to tho Northern Ireland others of less repute, are accepted me-and alone. Cigar pendant Parliament have been returned for a moment and promptly for under a dark olled moustache, bagpipes. What the bag- unopposed, immediately establish- rotten. Hollywood,the neuter Wolf was a mytho poom, the per-pipers want, however, is a Inga Unionist majority. In monster, is nover unduly im-sonified essence of the wonder several of the ninotearl con-pressed, any more, for example, and muddle that is Hollywood.

with alpenstock and spiked boots voice soft, unctuous, and timid in tests its cliffs and falls. from, a some way, "You vill know Ire-days so that it's not worth perilous ledge into a soundless tn land?" he asked. Who had given living in. vine. There is to rejoicing there, him my name? no laughter in the glinting sunset or glittering dawn. ̈***

real club...

stituencies where polling will bothan the Jungfrau-is when a biped The Personification spoke; the Hongkong is getting these

necessary, the choice will bo be- tween Unionist candidates who merely differ on the methods of achieving the same ends. Nowhere Is there any room for Mr. de Valera with his policy, of gradual severance of links with the Crown.

THE DIFFERENCE

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Away from us dwellers in this Babylon of corseted dandles, sugar babies, racketeers and backmail- ors, these dark sayings and obser- pre-vations will not be apprehended, but to the students, poots, and dreamers here, they are always obvious. The Thames may be set on fire by a penniless Whittington, but who can set fire to flame that is but glitter, or to ashes, the off- spring of fire that will not burn, or keep the fire alight if it catches? And this the preamble,

My agent, a. brain bug-which are legion in Hollywood-spoke to me. His voice was Jubilant,

"I do." My voice was na low and aubined as his.

a

We refer, of course, to the "The svine?" The voice sank to preparations for St. An- whisper.

drew's Ball. "I do."

Between ourselves, we get In Hollywood all pronunciation and grammar are accepted. You along fairly well with Robert are "high hat" if you speak better MacWhirter, and the rest of the Scotsmen we know, during the than your masters,

"And a fair vit the svine in it?" | major portion of the year. This was almost pleading.

"Yes," I assented with energy. He rang a bell, and man entered, an obsequious man walk ing almost on tiptoe, giving me the impression of a repentant sinner en route for the confessional. Only a holy of holies could have the mated movements of that room.

"Now, Mr.-vat is yur name-p told him,

M

'is technical adviser to

But around about the begin- ning of November MacWhirter gets that haggard--pardon, hag- gis-look on his face, shakes the moths out of his sporran and speaks so that ye dinna can onnerstan' a mon.

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We don't mind that so much as the bagpipes. These things are quite alright If people would only leave them alone. -

The pictura in that sense sents nothing unusual, though there is a difference to be detect ed. In the past there have always been sufficient issues of domestic importance to make the Ulster election interesting. On this oc- casion, thanks to the Free State leader's latest adventures in reck- less definnes of realities, relations between Ulster and the Crown emerged as a factor of importance and all the opposition to tho Unionists which might have arisen on other matters faded right out. The demonstration could not have been more effective had it been arranged. One further point arises. The old associations of

Appointed technical adviser, I the description Unionist having largely disappeared from English

"You wait right here and I'll see about the business side of the

But he who laughs last laughs preted in quarters not well versed

matter," aald he. This was done longest or is a Scotsman, Not only As suggesting that, the candidates

and presently I discoverd that my did six bagpipes greet us with a are in favour of union with the We went. The place was some wages, as adviser on avine in Pad-perfect fortissime of squeals, but Free State. Most of them would two hundred yards away, and we dy Wallop would be one hundred they even had loud speakers con- consider war justified to avold it. did the journey by automobile, and fifty dollars a week. Think of nected up.

You never go otherwise In Holly-it. If St. Patrick hnd auch wages The noise, unfortunately, was not wood, where the death of a pedes when he tended swine сл the deafening, and, wedged in the · trian is an act of God and the in-mountains of Mourne!

crowd, we had to endure it until the surance company protects your And I had to return at. ten last sob, ear-at a price.

o'clock on the next morning.

Hongkong Telegraph politics, it might now be misinter

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 1933.

THE NEW CRISIS IN CHINA

CHURCH SHOWS ITS POWER

WAR DEBTS

the

and

Sir Frederick Leith-Rong's com-

sence.

Tako yesterday, for instance. We were involgled, into the Reel "And that clears the mu-Practice at the Peninsula Hotel,

"I've got a job for you," said he, lighting a cigar. "At the Wolf-I Ikey Studio, And Irish fair. Pigs and don't tread on the tail of my the svine market," said the Pre- coat bunk. Can you do that?"

"I'll try," I said, my heart cus of the matter." yearning for my native land.

"Then come right along," anidhied to the agent. my agent. "Once in with Wolfi you're ast, if his relatives don't want the job.".

the case,

Which I did. The gates were open. The Nuname Slavian was alt-smiles, all obsequlousness; the ecl-faced servitor almost bowed to

my feet.

When they mentioned "Regl" and "Hotel", wo thought they referred to a different kind of Scotch.

Inside the Rose Room, able- bodied men, who should have known better, were dancing with their hands on their hips, every now and then

emitting strange shouts,

which, someone informed us, were the imitation of the call of a hag- gis to its young.

"You will be technical adviser," he beamed at me. "Technical ad-

After the pipers had concluded' viser to Paddy Wallop," he inform their interpretation of someone cd a seedy onf, untrigged, un-standing on the tail of half a shaven, who was standing beside dozen cats, we staggered away to

him. If I were owner of the the bar, where we mot Whalesteeth, studios I would have the creature

Whalesteeth, poor fellow, was all

in. Shaking like a leaf he drank his whiskey in a gulp...

"If this noise is only a practice, what's the Reel thing going to be like he exclaimed bitterly.

"You know all about an Irish turned from the precincts. fair?" asked O'Daly, who was a Shanty Irishman.

"The Irish fair," said the oaf. The expres-"I know Ireland-very well," sion was new to me, and the

He might, was my conclusion. agent couldn't explain it. But I had seen men with similar casts Hollywood has much inexplicable of countenance, Jewish maybe, language. "You do," said O'Daly-selling statues of the Blessed

Whalcateeth is not a Scotsman, "Gee! the guy we want We are Virgin on the bracs of Donegal

"Cheer up," we remarked hearti- held up in Paddy Wallop. Come where no woman is old before her 1, "We'll tell you a good joke. Do right along and see Mr. Wolf time and the turkeys (or geese, cotsman and a coceanut?

you know the difference between a But sit right there, and hold your is It?) chew tobacco. But let that horse a tick. I'll be back in a be, as It may. Faith is one thing jiffy." And he went out.

"Yes," he said moodlly. "You can," we said, undaunted. "get a drink out of a cocoanut. HA! HA HA!"

Give Scotsmon their duc, they can enjoy a joke against themselves. Whalesteeth maintained his stony little joke, and clapped us on the ailence, but MacWhirtor heard our

"Mon, that's a guid yin," he said "Wuid ye like a wee drink?"

Whalesteeth brightened up. "Yes," we both chorused. "Then go an buy yesoils a cocoa- nut" said MacWhirter.

That's Scotsmen for you,

It is early in the day as yet

The Spanish election results are to estimate either the real inconclusive, except as showing the

The portal had a big iron gate. A young fellohy stuck his head significance or the full implica-power and influence of the Roman

from a cage. The fellow had the tions of the secessionist move-Catholic Church despite the sup ment emanating from Foochow Pressive activities of the Radical-face of a scalded cel. For some

Socialists. The Azana

Party, renson, such faces are very com- Obviously directed against builders of the Republic, have been mon in Hollywood. Chiang Kai-shek, it has yet to wiped out, an event easily,

"Pointment?" he asked, and the was very be shown that it is anything probably accurately, attributed to agent explained and more than another of these granting of Votes to Women at the

Its assaults on the Church and the obsequlous to the cel.

"Go right in to Mr. O'Daly," periodical plots by disgruntled same time. The country's swing

We did, and the agent stated politicians to seize power for to the Right, already noticeable themselves the old, old story of a recent months, was thus lent forceful momentum, and the Re- the "outs" wishing to become publicans were barely able to hold the "ins." Claims have been their own. The situation bodes no made that at least five provinces good to Spain no matter how the are associated in the movement. Left nor Right can attain a suf- second ballot turns out. Neither but when the position is analys-netent majority to ensure stability. ed, these claims would not ap-The end may be a Dictatorship by pear to amount to a great deal. one side or the other, brith constant is strife and bloodshed: If it Yunnan and Kwelchow, 18 true as an Action Party leader outlying provinces, are hardly suggests that Spanish temperament

'and common sense another, and likely to play any very promin-makes the people totally unsuited I sat; the agent sat. An hour who has common sense In Holly

British passed, two, three, and no one re- wood if not a Jew? ent part, even assuming that for government on

On the next day I wont to the they have pledged their support model, it is also true that Spain turned.

is not likely to knuckle down "All is a muddle, said the studio, sat in my room with two to the movement. Kwangsiquietly to Nazl-ism,

ngent, lighting a cigar. There blonde secretaries and did noth. may be counted out for the mo-

was no chagrin on his face, nothing. The following day saw me ing beyond the wonder with which with a third secretary, but no ment, as likely to adopt a policy

constant mysteries are regarded. work was attempted. Had I been back. of awaiting the trend of events.

"You never know who's who forgotten? On the third day I Klangsi's reported sympathy is

here. The guy at the gate is a was relieved for the time being, interesting from the fact that ment on war debt feeling in the relative of Mr. Wolf. All the way for no reason, and for no reason that province is now largely in United States adds little to what from Nuname Slavia. Slipped the as far as I could see, the oaf with the hands of the Reds. Here we was already fairly well known, quota, Canada or Mexico, but the the Jewish cast of countenance

The President's chief problem is racketeers have his name and are appointed in my place.

I got my hundred and fifty may note the Communist tinge to convince Congress that revision fleecing Wolf. But not a word. in the secessionists' programme, is in the best interests of all The guy will be a director next dollars.

What's the time? 'One "Why is it?" I asked the agent. evidenced not only in the name

We must come · "Hollywood!" was his reply, of the new regime-the People's the Christian Science Monitor, Provisional Government-but which has just conducted a survey also in the declaration that each of press opinion, the result citizen will be allotted an equal tion of newspapers for the survey

which is surprising. The selec share of land, with the ultimate was

purely geographical and object of realising collectivist | impartial, and the unexpected control of agriculture. This strength of the revisionist vote was such that even with reasonable certainly smacks of Sovietism, adverse corrections, the verdict and, taken in conjunction with remains clear and significant, the familiar insistence on "the Any indication that the Ameri rights of the people," takes our can people and the press are more favourably disposed toward revis- memories back to the days on than Congress seems to when former "independence" bellove, will have a very real

The temper significance. leaders were hand in glove public opinion may prove to be with the Russians in Canton, the key to the war debt tangle. It is this trend towards Com-President Roosevelt looks ques- munistic.Idcas, noticeable in the how far he may go and still win tioningly to Congress, wondering. new Government's programme. Jan agreement acceptable which arouses a degree of un-Capitol Hill Congress in turn casiness regarding future de-looks partly to its own judgment and partly to its constituenta. velopments. The thought A So any evidence that thera:exists turally suggests itself that if an unsuspected strength the Kiangsi Reds are in the popular support for revision would be at once an encouragement and movement, a large-scale flare-up justification for efforts on the may soon be witnessed in China, part of Congress to come to a Such fears, however, may be fair settlement..» shown to be unfounded when

the true situation is revealed. So

covelation is, however, mado by o'clock, Eats. concerned. A more interesting week.

of

of

'on

of

for as Kwangtung Is concerned, can hold his own. Summed up, the position remains obscure, anything may happen. The im- Chan Chai-tong, of course, can partial observer can only bo bo counted on as definitely op moan the fact that at this posed to the secessionists. It critical juncture in China's

again make itself manifest.

LANE, CRAWFORD, LTD. remains to be seen whether he affairs internal dissension should

STAGE

"Add two cups of flour, one tablespoon of butter...”,

A REEL THRILL

A Reuter message published this morning states that the whole world has been shaken by earth- quake shocks, which were recorded fn America, Australia, Europe, and Asia. All the Observatories re- port that the epicentre of the 'quake was in various parts of the world.

How silly of them. Are they forgetting that the Reel Practice took place in Hongkong last night;"'

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SLIPS THAT PASS

The Sunday School picnic at Cherry-Tree Bay on Sunday was a hug success.-Queensland New..... paper.

Reverend Horace Flagstone re turned from Auckland yesterday and will take up his outies at the Church New Zealand paper. ·

Results of an investigation show that 80. per cent of motor car ac, eldents in England this year wore due to bad breaks.--Provincial: newspaper.

William Faldon, our esteemed alderman, has: returned from a lengthy sojourn in Florida. Mr. Faldon is a great lover of lonely shores and wild wives. Brunswick Reporter.

Mr. G. Vanderberg spent a few: days, decently with Mrs, G..0. Bare trom-Missouri Journal

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