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Metro's Riotous Novelty Programme !
STAN
LAUREL
in
OLIVER
HARDY
"The Laurel and Hardy Murder Case"
CHARLIE CHASE in "Hasty Marriage"
"Africa Squeaks" with FLIP-the-FROG.
COLOURTONE BURLESQUE
"A Hollywood Premiere"
MICROSCOPIC MYSTERIES
A DESERT REGATTA
Etc., Etc.
WANTED AT ONCE
MEN'S AND BOY'S CLOTHING, SHQES, HATS, ETC.
will be very gratefully received by the HONGKONG BENEVOLENT SOCIETY
at its Room at the.
CITY HALL
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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 1933.
U.S. Middies Barred From Marriage
BLOW TO YOUNG LOVE
Washington. Young love has boon dealt a blow by Mr. Swanson, Secretary of the U. S. Nuvy.
!
He has ruled that members of the Naval Academy graduating class may not marry during the two year probationary period after their studies are finished. ....
BIRTH OF JAZZ
ESKIMOS ACCUSED: OF INVENTION
THE DRUM DANCE
Ottawa.
The eskimos of the great frozen spacos of Canada's far north are under a cloud of heavy suspicion. A "Mounty" Corporal accuses them of inventing jazz.
This officer, Corporal Nichols of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, became the guest of Neuk- tuk, the local "big-wig at Baker Lake, above. Chesterfield Inlet, in the North West Territories, -
party in his Nouktuk gave igloo (snow hut) in honour of the Corporal--and it was then that the officer saw the drum dance which convinced him that jazz first came from the Arctic and not) from Contral Africa.
"I've received lots of lettor? from young men in love, and they even had Congressmen and Seno tors come down to see if the marriage ban could be revoked." he said. "I admire a man who falls in love, but I admire still
those
walt before who marrying. Since this is the case the marriage ban on Annapolis graduates will continue in force. -Reuter.
more
BEARD CATCHES FIRE
AND CAUSES OLD MAN'S DEATH
Johannesburg.
A 79 year old bedridden man with a long bushy beard struck a match to light the candle beside his bed when the match fell out of his hands and act his beard on fire. The flames spread to his clothes and the barn to his face and chest were so severe that he died.
"Accidental
through death burning,"
the was
verdict Reuter.
ANNA MAY WONG
HER GREATEST. AMBITION
TO VISIT CHINA
London,
"It is one of the ambitions of my life to visit China," said Miss Anna May Wong, the Chinese film netress, after her arrival in Eng- land from New York.
"I was born in Los Angeles," she added, "and I have never yet
been to China."
Miss Wong fears that when sho does go to China she may never be able to leave.
"The call of China is so great," she said, "that perhaps I may fall
SALESMAN SAM
HOUSITTIN' WAY
OUT HERE IN TH BLEACHERS, TOO,
MR. PHOUL?
YEP! I CAN SEE TH’
CLOSE PLAYS AT TH PLATE BETTER-I'M QUITE FAR-SIGHTED,
YA KNOW!
WHAT? THAT- WAS A BALL!
STRIKEl
This is the Corporal's descrip- tion of the party:
"All hands gathered in the main igloo, the men sitting on the snow bench, whilst the women sat in a circle on the floor. The drum consisted of caribouskis, scraped and cleaned and stretch- ed tightly across a hoop.
"It was oval-shaped and about five feet across its greatest width. It had a handle at the 'base.
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HANKOW Caledonin to Rockhampton, made daring landing on the wheel. Roffey was at Bluff, 130 miles "How the drum was manipulat- from Rockhampton, and after tak ed would require a thesis by aing off in returning to his home. technocrat. It is held by the town of Dingo, one of the wheels handle with the left hand, with dropped off his plane.
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the hand outstretched and the Roffey could not ace which handle on a line with the shoul-[wheel, so he manoeuvred the plane Own a until the shadow told its der. The skin is struck with short stick. The drum is turned story..
Radavin with avery heat and the drummer' He then flew home to his private Berlin imitates whichever animal his landing ground. Knowing that Bombay
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Cantero sing and mon join in the chorus." | pace, he strapped himself in and The "jazz complex" is described succeeded in reducing his speed to as being most evident in the musk- between 15 and 10 miles an hour ox song, when the drummer goes for his landing. through stealthy, wiggly, musk- ox walk---suid to be very much like an ultra modoro one-step.
Rose.
The machine keeled over on its wheelless axle, and then dipped its The tall came straight over. Each song has ten verses, and Roffey was hung. In by the strap it is contended that the words of but managed to untie himself, and the chorus are in keeping with crawled out unscathed. A broken the best jazz traditions. They propeller and wing struts were arei-"Yah, yah, yah, yah, yah?" the only damage. Reuter.
Reuter.
under her spell and retire from the screen. I do not want to do. so, but I may feel compelled to
retire. I expect I shall visit China next year."
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Miss Wong said that she was on a holiday visit to England, and that she would later visit Ireland 4. and Scotland-Reuter.
OH, WOTTA PUNK UMPIRE,
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C'MON, NOW;|| WOW! A, FOUR-
TWITCHEY! LAY ON IT!-
BAGGER ATTA
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EEE-YIP! HOME TX!!! THERE GOES THAT COLLAR OF MINE
∙AGAIN!
SNAP
| REG. U. S. PAT, OFF.
HEY, MR.PHOUL,) I KNOW IT! IT'S||HAVEN'TCHA WHY ALL TH' THIS BLAMED GOT A CUSSIN'? TH SCOLLAR! EVERY |GAMES GOIN') TIME I START
OUR WAY! HELLIN, UP SHE
GOES!
COLLAR BUTTON?
SURE! I'VE AL WAYS GOT ONE ・WITH ME⋅
•1 CARRY IT IN MY VEST POCKET, SO I'LL KNOW
WHERE IT IS!
RIDDLE GRIDDLE
THE RIDDLE
1. FROM WHAT WORD OF FIVE LETTERS CAN YOU
TAKE, TWO AND LEAVE. SIX ?
2. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A STEEP
HILL AND A BITTER PILL?
'.
3. WHATS THE WORST WEATHER FOR MICE?
(NOW YOU'RE IN A TRAP!)
ANSWERS
IWERS' TO LAST WEEK'S RIDDLES
1. A BLOW ON THE HEAD AND A BEAUTIFUL
GOWN ARE BOTH STUNNING!
2. THE DESTINY OF EARTHLY THINGS CAN BE
NAMED WITH THE LETTERS DK.S34
A CENT IS LIKE A CHICKEN ON A FENCE 'CAUSE THE HEAD'S ON ONG SIDE AND THE
TAILS ON THE OTHER
HOW YA: MAKIN'
CURESINS!