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BABY DOESN'T DUMP
THE POTATOES FOR MISCHIEF'S SAKE
By Oliye Roberts Barton,
When does a human being learn to Jet property alone? When does he lose the desire to handle things and go about with hin hands in his pockets? Not until he is in bed with his last illness and even then he would if he could, plek a ravelling off the doc- tor's coat, because he thinks that. thread should be some place else.
There is no difference between a.baby taking a bag of potatoes from the pantry and dumping them on the walk and his grandpa pleking a thread off the doctor's cont Except that after three so this desire to score years or change things about becomes con- structive Instead of destructive.
Not even that, because there is only a grey line between the two, often construction depends
RO
upon destruction.
The baby has a plan, for in- stance, that he thinks better than his mother's plan. In his mind it is constructive, but to his mother's tired nerven it is absolutely the opposite. She wants thosq pota- toes where she put them. The baby wants to roll them down the walk. To his mind the potatoes are being much more useful in their new place.
Construction or Destruction.
Take a beautiful river valley. The people living nearby love it as they their river. They use think best. They go boating on it, pipe the water into their homes, irrigate their fields, water their stock, or sit on porches at twi- lgbt and admire it. The river is just as they want it. Everything is lovely.
But along comes a steel com-! pany with a mile of mille. It does not displace the river but will! ruin it for its former users. Or
perhaps it is a power company
with a government, concession.) They take the water and turn it into huge condults and leave the
river bed dry.
the
The potatoes are out on walk again. Construction, so-call- ed, by some. Destruction, by others. It all depends upon the point of view.
SHOULDER-CAPES!
1933.
OUR BRITISH CROSSWORDS
Filmdom's Wrapped Up in Them
Elizabeth Allian---
Hollywood-Capes have a lady-something about them Hollywood makes Hollywood girls love them.
Elizabeth Allan wears a short dark grey cape, with allta for her arms, to top a light gray skirt of the same mottled wool, and tops it with a felt sailor of the skirt's grey. Her lacy blouse is of the skirt's light grey and the skirt rises to a high- waistline over, the blouse, fastening with a snappy metal but- ton clasp at the side-front. Her shoes and gloves are the cape's
grey.
Wynne.Gibson, wore a dark blue wool crape Bult with capo sleeves to the jacket. Her blouse was n krinkly plaid taffeta, typing at the neck with a loose how.
Bebe Daniels, wore and ankle length dresa of black crepe with short, puffed sleeves and a fluffy, wired cape collar of white embroidered organdle,
Peggy Hopkins Joyce, wore a pink crepe negligee, with an entire cape collar of yards of uncurled ostrich, shaded from pink to rose.
Wern Engles, wore a vivid blue satin, form-fitting evening gown and a diminutive evening cape of silver brocade, em- broidered with thousands of little jewels in n Chinese design.
YOURSELF
Little children are seldom wan-GLORIFYING tonly destructive. A baby bullds; blocks so he can knock them! down, Does this appear to be without plan?-- It-has a plan.--We
are too quick to think that every
thing a child does is merely to provide him with excitement sensation.
Pleasure Is a Tonic.
or
But even if this is true we must
Buy Your Permanent With Care
It is better. to pay a little more and get a wave in a shop that uses a reliable standard brand lotion and has experienced operators than to let some inferior product
and operator spoil your hair.
Remember that your operator is oven more important than the kind of wave itself. Twisting the hair on the rods properly is half the battle. People who know the waving business
By Allelo Hnrt. Straggling locks have no place permanent
remember that it is good to de-in the summer sun. You should thoroughly always test the hair
before they apply either the lotion
velop the pleasurable emotions, begin at once to plan a summer. It is our pleasurable emotions that coiffure which not only will hear the heat. Fine hair needs nore heat than that which Is act as a tonic for the drab work becoming but will stay in place on
70arsc. But a real operator of life. The mind and nerves the beach, tennis court or the golf knows that fine hair burns easier need stimulus.
links.
than coarse hair and she will judge the hent according to your own individual' requirements.
There are permanents on the market now that use no heat com-
ACROSS
1 A wort of a kind.
4 In spite of the twinkle in the
11
Arat, the whole gave sorry cheer.
8 "A.1 calm trips" (anag.).
If
you are not able to pay it, you certainly won't get any in the diner.
12 A useful earth in spite of its
beginning to spoil.
13 These native-enclosures are almost entirely occupied by dis- membered atriped quadrupeds. 16 Add is to a hundred and go
fishing.
16 Lucy, in the song, was implored
to do so longer.
17 A little plece of metal.
10 Cleric,
20 The island of the blue grotto. 22 This, I'm afraid, spells the end
of a hare.
25 A Scot who'd be a deal hungrier
with a change of head.
27 A bird with a bee in its bonnet
hus four lege.
28 Illuminators.
20 Preserves.
81 Food for the American,
32 One must have wit to imitate
bird songs and work in the riglit
-circles.--
33 Take a fresh start and make these brooke run underground. 34 Anagram of 7,
DOWN.
1 Enough is as good as a feast.
and as a clue.
2 The rate of this weed varied.
3 Turkish rules whose heart bears evidence of warmth-past, if not prenent.
& Concerning a clan.
6 Quite a lot of paper.
AT
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How to REMOVE A CORN!
PAIN STOPS INSTANTLY
Why take chances with unscientific methods-or with cutting corns? Blue- Jay is the scientific meth- od used by millions for 85 years. Invented by a fa- mous chemist.: Stops pain instantly. Corn goes in 3 days.
How Blue-Jay works: A is the mild medication that gently un- dermines the corn, B is the felt pad that relieves pressure, stops
pala at once. C is the adhesivo strip that
Little children tear up a house. A permanent may be the answer We find ash trays in the bread box ito year problemt. Permanent and spoons in the scrubbing nail. waves to-day are a far cry from They are not being deliberately the old anew that had to be set disorderly or destructive. They constantly and for all that weren't are experimenting on combina-so very attractive. Nowadays log by electricity from a machine. The curling is done by a lotion tions in placing. They grow older that is change Permanent waves and take apart clocks or toys, he leave your hal. oft and silky and applied to the pads. This type takes much less time and is very cause curiosity is behind experi- what's equall important stay
satisfactory. ment now and nature Is prompting perfectly set in vely waves from them in still another way.
one shampoo to te next. As they grow still older they Don't get a ne
permanent for learn about property rights, somg-summer in the fir. placa you hap thing they cannot possibly compen to pass by. Shop around a prehond at first. Then they be-bit as you would for à dress that |gin to use restraint and judgment. had to last six months or a year, But people never get over it. But shopping for a permanent signs makes handsome evening | BLUE JAY CORN REMOVER They merely learn to use control. wave doesn't refer to price, alone. I gowns for summer.
SALESMAN SAM
SATIN EVENING GOWNS.
Printed satin in large, floral de-
holds pad Din place,. provents Blipping.
At all chemlats
Special sizes for bunions and callusea
HAUERA MEATNE
7 Such tradesmen can easily. get: into the top class by transposing their firat and fourth letters. BA nasty situation "in damp
Crete" (anag)»
0. A certain branch is skilled. 10 The amusing feature of dentis-
try.
13 A new Crusader.
14 Herbs for the unsophisticated. 17 She cannot escape a part of the
penalty.
18 A spot of luck for the holder. 21 Shi speak if you dare! It's in
front of the window, 23 Frilling.
24 A German town is prominent in
Ruch decreases,
20 With Boniface in front to wel-
come you,
27 Happen, this will do-excuse the
archaism.
30 Ayon's pride.
31 Out of date profanity.
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