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TELEGRAPH. TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1933.
It is probable that Chinese Com-
to
A STRANGE STELLAR ACCIDENT
By REV. D. MacDONALD, S.J.
obvious
The Very Idea!
APROPOS NOTHING
By Edward Kelly, Hokum Expert.
THINGS, like womon,
change.
Feelings wero gentle and kind. Lowest of any tender feeling not necessarily accepted. To-day what do we find. Not
Once upon a time it used to be
even a cold shower.
Lestimate. We doubt if it would when we saw that an accident mobile docs get pulled noticeably out chivalry to step off the roadway
wave-crest
ONC
But does he swear? Does het ......He dues,
He whistles,
of the Communists as a party in the State, that it if puts on one sido its use of force and its mo- ' thods of cruelty, its tenets should be freely discussed and consider. jcd. Many who are weary of the tyranny and exactions of the warlords and their party repre- sentatives would gladly give the
We are now in that part vagrant star. But let us neo how it could be that while no actual collision alternative system a trial. The of our flight down the river took place there was this enormous |transition from the present sys-
In the days of chivalry, round substance of the sun itself leaving it tem of government in China to of time when the Earth was tearing out of a portion of the very a modified Communism would about to be but yet was not. smaller and lighter than before and tables, knights, daze of love,
have this lengthy not be ne difficult as elsewhere. We have entered into that perhaps glad to
and unpleasant surgical operation beautiful maidens, the flower of munism would accommodate it. I group of heavenly bodies, the successfully completed. You know love burned brightly on the fleki
a mutual attraction upon one another. of honour.
moon attraction keeps the self to the clon and family sys- group of stars which stud the that the earth and the moon exert tem of China; and China's age-heavens at night, our own sy-The long civilisation would be a fartem of stars, and amongst that moving round and round about the to group we notice that there is earth instead of flying off into space. different thing from which
effects of this pull or attraction of build than the more barbarous going to be at one place, as it Upon the earth the most
the moon is the formation of the civilisation of Czarist Russia, were, a very serious accident. The possibility of a Communist. We watch, as passersby watch tides in the oceans. The dry land! regime which could adapt itself a street accident, but with even being somewhat rigk doesn't show to Chinese society, with its vast more interest than they. We any appreciable give under the pull were scared, a little while ago, the moon but the water being more store of inertia, is difficult
towards the noon so that for instance was going to happen and we didn't when the moon in opposite Ilongkong to let a woman pass, involve a dangerous attack on know how grievous it might be the waters of the surrounding ocean
Nowadays, especially if she's and heap up the bourgeoisie classes. For nor what might be its terrible rush towards Honghong
driving a motor-car, it's nat a high tide. An The moun one thing there is no rigid class consequences. We felt we were round this locality producing what is
chivalry, but discretion. system in China. Classes, sa helpless to prevent it and our called
voices were unheard in the still travela on round the earth the high
Gimme the good old days. far as they can be separated, are
ness of the universe. We fore- tide follows it and ax the water is more fluid than in any civilised
saw that a great catastrophe of heaped up into something like a huge
the eir Lancelot climbs up the grape- quarter country in the world. The ques- enormous magnitude, a very rare cumference of the earth in length.
the vine, tearing a hole in his arm- tion might rather be whether thing in starry space was about to that follows the moon. After
mighty wave comes a depression or low tide, our as he catches a nail. Chinese Commanism would stand take place unless some
for now there is rush of the water in on its own feet or proceed force could come In to prevent it close alliance with, or under the ur unless the mighty force were of thin locality to follow after the of. Russia. Mean- already there and could avert the moon leaving less water here and so low tile in the consequence. If the direction
moon were much nearer, the high tiden while, we have the present go calamity in the nick of time.
But no, it seemed to become mare would be much higher and the low Cynthia shyly creeps out to the vernment at bitter war with the
and more inevitable. There was tiden much lower. This enormous Communist armies while con.
star peacefully plodding its way on double wave would travel round the baloney sorry--—--—balcony, "Oh, strong and savage mun," stitutionalists at Nanking play its appointed course, going with the earth under the attraction or influence
Even high hills near she cries in an ecstasy of fear. with the idea of recognising the crowd round and round in their of the moon.
the enormous wheel-like motion. Los in the sea would be covered by water "desiring you with the fierceness party, on conditions, and
the distance loomed up another star. al high tide and many a bay or har of love, wanting you with throbb- intelligentsia in Peking go out
a greater one, making straight, an it hour would be empty of water at lowing tenderness, yearn for you
the of their way to honour with seemed, for the lesser and peace tide. It in conceivable that, if with bleeding heart. Beloved, my
At last we were glad to see moon were sufficiently near, this tidal public funeral a Communist lend-ful one. er prit to death by Chang Hsuch that there was a likelihood of colli: wave would become really mountain love transcends the immortals. sion being avoided, but what would high, as high as the Himalayas, and My hero! my knight! my love! liang in 1927. The "Three Prin-happen we wondered. Now we see it even so high as to be pulled right Fly to my arms!" ciples" can always be interpreted before our very eyes; the big star hus off the surface of the earth in a Communistic way by those come close to the smaller sng bul
Lancelot Bies. Time flies. The but comparatively new COMMUNISM IN who wish to do so; and the civil not close enough to collido with thus leaving the occan altogether.
sretion of the XIXth Army in or smash it up and get injured itself small heavenly body if it don't real scene changes. In this kind of Tely
oul to the noon and weather the unseen also change. CHINA TO-DAY
Fakien, while holding to some scouts, and as the big star comes be taken in there or if the moon itself Everybody changes.
But what I want
It is now 1933. Lancie has a Just as after the French Re-concept of private property, to within a certain distance of the didn't suffer most,
the analler one shows, un to point out is that just as the moon at-smaller, the
did skirt. tidal volution, people who had been adopts an extreme radical
has a casiness, wisps of luminous gas issue
effect on the earth so
"Kid," he says, "you and the from its sido like flames leaping out that big star that nonrly cellided with repelled by its excesses began to titude towards redistribution of set them on one side as largely property rights and their read towards the big intruder. Suon these the sun exert a tidal action and to Hongkong heat have got me hot justment to changing economic, wisps of gas become a pointed peak such an extend that it drew off by and bothered. I gotta have you, irrelevant and to concentrate at- and political, conditions. We of gas like some great mountain peak
substance and then passed on leaving tention on its theories, so that were inclined to think that with Horing Into the sky. As the intrudits attraction a large part of the sun's baby. What's the use of stallin' parson and get hitched. And take more self. Now we see it after the wan these gradually penetrated the the rapprochement with Russia. Bir comes near, this pointed peak that separated part to look after it like this. Let's go and visit the mind of Europe and wrought the vigour of the radical sections pointed and taller, reaching and reach-dering star has just passed that big that grin off your face, or I'll wipe
Cyn. nestled eloser to him. upon the consolidation of every of the Kuomintang, the growing ing out as if to fend off the enemy cigar-shaped column of gaseous mat. nation. so, now that Soviet Rus-political consciousness of the near the peak-like mass of gas be- self together in that shape, Just
"Oh, watta man," she murmur- peasantry and the alluring pro- comes a big column of gas rushing begins to break up into fragments: sla has apparently settled down mises of Communist propaganda, outwards towards the big star. The these fragments then taking a globu-ed, "whatta man!""
In the olden days, married wo- to the (more or less) sober work- there might be a coalition of ra- ble star passes by but still the gaslar shape as do drops of water. The is being drawn out from the side of fragments at and near the middle of ing out of Communist theory,dical and Communist elements in
the star and after a time the column the cigar are big massive balls of men wore nothing but plain gold After they aban- the attention of thinkers the a new political programme. The drawn out seems to have the shape gas or partially of gas and partially wedding rings. world over is turning to Karl Soviet's attitute towards the of a huge cigar, with one end reating liquid, those fragments towards the doned the loose leaf system they Marx and his doctrines. The sale of the C.E.R. has, however,
as it were on the star from which ends of the cigar are smaller in pro- started wearing clothes as well. came forth and the other end pointing portion. What we see now at this Nowadays married women universal breakdown of capita-greatly damaged her influence in
had to the other great star that
stage in this set of fragments each lism, the vast extension of go-China and such a movement, if passed so near. There was no colli globular in shape revolving round want to wear nothing but platinum
interference vernmental
received whe-contemplated, has the ther with trade, or in-severe setback. dividual, in every State, and the
Übe
Thongkong Telegraph.
TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1938.
fear at the back of people's Hongkong and Its
Governor.
in
ing
the
process.
The
stors
becoince of gaseous matter
It
it forming
it off." As the big one comes stiil more ter being unstable, unable to hold it-
sion,
yet the smaller of the
WC know not what
Sua
and the foir
We once knew
a chap who gave, his girl a brass wedding ring. She thought it was gold. Imagine her embrassment.
.
But girls in Hongkong are like
that.
Those who need
of
If there's one thing we don't like ita a woman who nags:
Two things we don't like are two women who nag.
The last key to our ignition was like that. In Amerien they'd call her a speak easy.
Speaking of speak enales. Our credit's stopped at the hotels, there's no water in the mains, jo we're off out to Tytam Reservoir for a drink.
rings. two the aun each one in its own track, stars you might imagine, had a ter and these are what are called the ་ rible time during those disastrous planets. They are called planets be- days, and will never be the same cause they are seen by us to move again, for it has lost weight irre about in the sky due to their motion minds that the ineptitude and
vocably and for ever. The agony of round the sun, whereas the other stars expectation was nothing to the do not seem to us to move relatively impotence of governments will
of the reality. to one another and are therefore lead to devastating wars
It is and
a common impression wrenching agony
The passing star has just by the called fixed stars. Now theso plnuots threaten the existence of civilis- that the head of an administra terrific force of its attraction drawn seemed to us to have been thus drawn
fortunate out from the side of the small one a out from the sun making the ed society, all prepare the mind tion is a peculiarly to consider radical changes in individual, living a life of com- great mass of the substanco into a smaller and lighter, but whether wo
They're hard. The irony of it.. big cigar-shaped NAAA which and parative case, attending to pure destined not to be recovered again. cannot guarantee to stato positively. the structure of society
is saw clearly and rightly or not we
There are two classes of women make it hospitable, if not to ly nominal functions, making a
The phenomenon might be compared but we seemed to see it happen thus in Hongkong. Those who need Communist ideas, at least to the certain number of public appear to the upward suction of a column of and we record what we seemed to petting and thone who need chloro- idea of consciously planning the ances and conforming to a pro- water from the ocean in a water see. The planets are, beginning from forming. corporate life of the State. gramme of social activities dic-spout though the water-spout is in the gun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars
Those who need petting may Something like this is happening tated by his position. In some finitesimal compared with the enorm- Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Pluto,
ous column of fluid matter dragged each revolving round the sun as if apply to us. in China. Ordinary people are instances this is partly true. out by the passing star. The smaller each were in its own track on a great chloroforming applies to any beginning to distinguish between If, however, an exception were star we see now to be our sun and celestial race course. They all atart- the others,
(Continued on Page G.) the excesses of Communism, or sought, it would not be neces- the big one even its ordinary practice, and sary to go further than our own Sir William Peel. its theory. The ghastly record Governor, of the Hai-Luk Hong Soviet un-This Colony has, over a long der the notorious P'an P'ai with period, enjoyed the leadership its lists of proscribed classes and of men with wide vision, sagaci- its human-head meetings, has ty and a real interest in the wel had no parallel in other Commun-fare of the community: but no has. demonstrated ist movements in China. It must Governor apparently be set aside as an these qualities to a more mark- isolated emergence of primitive ed degree. No other Governor, cruelty and barbarity made during such a short time, has possible by placing absolute po- more thoroughly acquainted wer in the hands of a sadistic himself with our problems and fanatic. Elsewhere Communism requirements. In three years he is notorious less for its cruelties, has acquired a better knowledge which are no worse than those of the Colony, even topographic- of the soldiers sent to harry the ally speaking, than many who districts which are under Red have been resident here for 20 control, but for its radical at or more years. He has gone out tack on property and its char- of his way to see for himself, acteristic intolerance of discus-displaying a whole-hearted in- sion or reasoned opposition. It terest in every official and un is under this head that its supofficial scheme of development. pression of Christianity comes. Sir William recently curried out In areas under Communistic con-an exhaustive tour of inspection trol Christians as such are not of the Shing Mun Valley scheme. persecuted: but Christian con- as was illustrated in the Tele. gregations are suppressed under graph last Saturday. This work, a general rule forbidding public when completed, will be one of meetings and preachers are like-the most important in the his- ly to be denounced as counter-tory of the Colony. It should revolutionists. Not where it mark the time when the water is successful, but where it shortage problems in Hongkong has failed and its lost territory will be a nightmare of the past. has been exposed to punitive ex-But it is only rarely that the peditions, is the strongest op-Governor's "unofficial look-seo" position to Communism to be tours are brought prominently to found and in Chinese society the public attention and for this generally there are signs of a reason we are, perhaps, liable disposition to say, as recently has to lose sight of the prominent been said by those at Nanking identification of His Excellency advocating the free recognition with the progress of the Colony.
"Mother says she isn't going to let me over learn any-
thing about cooking or housework."
We'll be seeing you at the same place time to-morrow.
Au reservoir.
THE FIVE STAGES.
The Edward Kelly School for Inebriates is issuing its prospectus shortly. Its principal objects will
be the giving of courses of lectures upon the following five stages of in-- toxication:
(1) Jocosc
(2) Bellicose
(8)
Lachrymoso
(4) Comatose
(5) Motoroso
The fifth might
adequately be- described as drunk. The symptomis aro completa.inability to move hand for foot. In fact it is "dead out."
Practical tests will be provided
In all stages, if the student is will- Ing. If he isn't we don't want to see him.
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