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"HONGKONG'S
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TUESDAY: MAY 9. 1933.
wound to the foot has already HONEYMOONS AND
been given publicity. Other cases have been brought to our attention. It is high time that the Inspector General of Police conducted a thorough investiga- tion into the matter, with a view to an amendment of orders re- ferring to the treatment of un- muzzled dogs. Even a dog is entitled to consideration. But
COMMON SENSE
By ELINOR GLYN
THE FAMOUS NOVELIST.
affair.
The Very Idea!
THE MILKY WAY
By Noel Edward Kelly, Coward.
"MILK, milk, everywhere, and never a drop to drink," as the Compradore's cat said when they opened a
The very thought of honey-length or shortness, nor upon love Bome people, or mere toleration but upon how in the course of police campaigns moone terrifies
Since we celebrated our birth- from time to time, valuable dogs Think of the pairs one has seen much intelligence you put into the case of Nestles. have been destroyed without the Alice perhaps caught a cold in the
Intelligence which embraces day last week, we have felt old slightest reason or excuse, except | held at the wedding and her little that it escaped from its owner's nons is red and she wants dozens tact and intuition and sympathy age creep on.
and a sense of justice would make Wo feel so close to our second care without a muzzle Even of handkerchiefs. George, por-two people try to understand each childhood, in fact, that the only when destruction is justified, hups, feels billous and heady from other; and not only be concerned subject we can think of to-day the condemned animals could be the bachelor farowell dinner, with their transient happiness.
is milk. captured and humane methods Both are tired with the festivitica; of slaughter, auch as are avail-they are out of sorts and inclined able at Kennedy Town, employ to quarrel.
ed.
A little extra trouble is in- volved, but why not? Anything
Honeymoons often end in dia- ilusion but that's the fault of the pair themaoives, not in the fact that the social code has allów. William is 60 and his bride ised them to have a certain time is better than that children of 19 and marrying him for his alone together unhampered by milk. There is the milk of hu-
He is nervous and not work or duties. impressionable age should be money. forced to become the terrified cortain how things will be.
witnesses of inhumane, and very
Bour
Milk is preserved by adding sugur, lime, rennet and peroxide. But we have a far better method than that.
Milk grows in tins and con- tented cows.... It is used by.. effeminate people to drown rum in.
There are several varieties of
man kindness, milk of magnesia, If you have gone away with milk'n-rum, butter-milk,
really know milk, condensed milk, skim milk Victor and Marguerite are start-someone you don't often unnecessary, slaughter of dumb animals. It is a matter ining passionately in love with no very well in regard to character, and ordinary, plain, every-day
but are just wildly in love with, milk. which the S.P.C.A. should seek idea what each other's characters you are very liable to receive nre really. But that awful week, some surprises which will make cooperation with the police.
or two weeks, or a month will you wonder what the rest of your teach them all many things! Ilves together will be. The first formidable danger to love-union is Now there are those who look the chance of either removing the blissfully happy in the beginning, glamour which is the chief part of of past policy and his plans for but towards the end disillusion the state called "being in love." the future marks an important acts in and they have not much new stage in relations between more to say to each other! the White House and the public. The customory process has been the release of communiques for
I looked up the historic meaning publication, with the natural re- sult that emphasis has been laid of the word to-day, and it seems second every vestige of reserve The remains of the late Harry Landau, upon the statement according to that the learned Lord Avebury has been torn down between them. and hung on a clothes line to
"BRITISH TO THE
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ber,
the
FUNERAL.
5.A. Andre Lebon.
Jewish Cemetery at 5 p.m.. Tuesday 9th May, 1933.
The
Direct to the Public
President Roosevelt's review
MEANING OF TERM,
People are too reckless about this point. Many brides seem to think that no more effort to charm the mate B necessary. Many young men become casual by the end of the first week. And by the
Our process is rather a com- plicated one. You start by feca. horse-radish, ing your cow on rock cakes, and sweet ju-jubes, gradually working up to a diet of puro plaster of Paris.
The milk is then chipped from the cow with a small hammer, and kneaded into a paste. It in next wrung through a wrangle,
Thare are several variations to who passed away on 5th Sept the political colour of the jour-suggest that the month after Whichever loves the most must be dr 1931, at Saigon, will be nal concerned. President Roose-marriage called "honeymoon" is the most careful to please, and not brought to the Colony to-day by velt's candid personal statement the survival of Marriago by Cap. to disillusionise, because the one this formula, of course. Irishmen. who loves least, alas, always holds for instance, invariably prefer to Funeral will take place at the fand appeal for patience, his ex-ture and answers to the period the reins and guides the pace of add potatoes to the cow's diet, and
oncursion into public.education may during which the husband kept the affair.
wisely be repeated. It is in-his wife in retirement to prevent
If Bob is crazily in love with evitable that certain changes in her appealing to her relatives for Mollie he will put up with almost Amertean foreign policy will be release. How many bridea have anything she may do, but if she made and that they will require, found it just this, I wonder! docs disillusioning things, his as a condition of success,
The
an
Thongkong Telegraph. nitered public point of view. A But the wit who wrote the article subconscious mind will register
TUESDAY, MAY 9 1933.
fication can be advanced. Ne- vertheless, we feel there is a
from the
P
Ayrshire cows thrive amazingly on addition of huggis, which, however, must be distempered by the Quaker Oats.
In Australia, peroxide lavished on the cow in an at- tempt to produce a blonde cow, better known as a "fair" cow. A cheap milk for the amahs and boys may be produced locally by dieting the cow on rice. We do not recommend this type of milk for ordinary household use, and it constitutions Those whose must not be given to children.
have been thoroughly hardened by a course of meals at certain lodging houses we know may, however, use it with Impunity. Used in a car instead of potrei, It makes it bellow.
Our best formula is the one in But when one loves and the other only tolerates, then a honey-which we add a certain chemical moon is usually hell to the un-known as XXX to the mixture. Of course, if the pair do not find loved one, and the shortcat time With a dash of rum, this formula
that.
them and when they accumulate Britannica sufficiently his love will wane like swing toward fuller world inter-in the Encyclopaedia course must, however, contend goes on, "Others suggest that as the honeymoon! with the electorate. Muddy the moon commences to wane as
When there is not much love at thinking engendered by jingois-soon as it is at the full, so does all, perhaps the honeymoon is less the minds are POLICE VENDETTA
tic propaganda may hamper the the mutual affection of the wedded
pair decline; the honeymoon (with difficult, because essential progress of the Ad-this derivation)
not necessarily freer to use common sense, and they can enjoy the accessories of AGAINST DOGS
ministration's programme. referring to any given time.”
new clothes and the new environ- Here, indeed, was the need for
This is suficiently discouraging.ment and what not, and as they Members of the Hongkong Police Force are
often called an exposition from the President
-an informal chat about the but when Mary Borden in her new are expecting nothing in the way upon to adopt arbitrary mea-
ago," proclaims that honeymoons future together calmly. sures in the performance of realities of disarmament; the book, "The Technique of Marri- of emotion they can think of their their duties, and generally speak need for world collaboration in are almost the very devil, some- ing one can appreciate the neces-peace efforts and in commerce. thing really should be done about sity for an uncompromising at-A more likely means of dissipat it! But what?
ing spurious patriotism and titude. Many reasons in justxenophobia is not readily con- it delightful, the truth le that they should be allotted to it. Perhaps will make even the most discontent-
ceivable. Issuing
who Cows develop a passionate fond- marriage" into the matter. People learn the companionate need for a strong protest against highest authority in America, not but enough intelligence the young modern advocates of ed cow contented. the manner in which the police such a communication should rules before attempting to play shock us elderly people may be nesa for this diet. With a plead- cut through distorted, inflamma- any other game, and if they are right after all; they are not likely ing look in their eyes, they will fel- are over-stepping the require- ments of the Muzzling Order. tory, sectionally biased writings sensible and are entering a busin-to make vows if they have been low you about all day long, asking of the day. Congress so far has ess partnership, they study the dissatisfied with each other; and for more. Our last cow was like In short, certain officers appear remained adamant toward any character of the parties and go to break a vow made before God to have declared vendetta
debts into all the duties and obligations is surely a greater ein than to active they kill have to undertake when break an engagement. against unmuzzled dogs and, concessions on the war
Who knows? Time will tell. apparently acting upon instruc-and has baulked at
numberless marriages just the tions from above, are adopting cooperation with the world's the contract is signed. But in
But meanwhile young lovers a creed of shoot on sight. That peace machinery. It is generiden that they are "in love
everything will every precaution should be taken ally conceded that this policy has therefore against the risk of rabies is reflected the localised view of heavenly is the only prepara-will long for boneymoons and will readily acknowledged. We constituents rather than of con- tion the pair have to ald them in not listen to any advice or profit
we can but bless each pair as they XXX milk. Since then I've used would not even dispute the de-gressmen themselves, since they the most difficult game they will by any experience of others, and so I drank a glass of your famous sirability, in some
cases, of often are able to obtain a better ever have to play. shooting dogs in the effort to concept of national interests as avoid any possible risk, But a whole. Consequently it would surely there is a right time, appear pertinent for the Pre- a right place and right methods.sident to direct his arguments (honeymoon does not depend on its ing and unselfishess. It has come to our notice that to the people than to Congress. It is to be hoped that the White yesterday morning, while a num- ber of children of tender years House can apply the tactics were quietly playing in the re eventually to the important debts 80 much creation ground at Kowloon question. There is Tong, an unmuzzled dog was sanity in international tolerance observed by a passing officer, and co-operation, and so much In full view of the horri potential economic and political full disaster in isolation, that it is fied kiddies, who were
A
of the story on their return unthinkable that the truth would to their homes, shot the animal not prevail when issued from an dead. If the dog had been at unequivocable soursc.
tacking the children, no com-
plaint could have been made.
The officer would not only have
been justified, but would have:
=
Who Was Juliet?
If you have tears, prepare to
been worthy of commendation shed them now for, truly, this is for the awiftness of his action. the most unkindest cut of all. But the animal was perfectly Some gentlemen of Verona, yield- docile, doing no harm to anyone ing to the importunato urge for to or any thing. If the officer fucts and quite insensible thought killing was, necessary, sentiment, now acquaint a re- no. difficulty would have been luctant world that Juliet was experienced in catching the only a legend and her balcony animal and taking it elsewhere. but a myth. According to a But when children. of tender age correspondent of the Observer, are compelled to witness such & Shakespeare's lovely romance is revolting spectacle as the shoot merely such stuff as 'dreams are Ing of a dog in cold blond, it is made on, embroidered on an airy! not to be endured in silence. gauze of fiction. There is even Such an incident demands that talk of changing the inscription police officers bo instructed to on the tablet which now adorns carry out their duties with more the (supposed) house of Juliet thought for those around them. (supposed). No longer will At present, having been officially guides thrill the enthusiastic invested with authority to shoot, tourist, by declaiming, as they cortain officers appear to be mak-indicate the balcony, "There Ing this authority an excuse for Juliet stood." Instead, in ac- the indiscriminate use of fire conts shorn of all pootic fervour, aring. One case of downright the disillusienod visitor will be cruelty to a dog by a policeman told, "Here, tradition says, Jullet who attempted to kill it and lived, but, of course, it isn't
coseded only in inflicting a true."
INTELLIGENCE VITAL
In my view happiness of
be
-
"Moo-hic-0-0-00", it would say. a cow is Any reader who has welcome to try our methods. Feed milk. your guests on Kelly's BUILDS BONNY BABIES,
The following unsolicited testi- Dear Sir. Ten years ago I menial speaks for itself:
go on their perilous road and hope no udder! that the soul of each will rise above all the dress and. And happinces in mutual understand-
"When we're around people, you never draw me out, or mako my conversation sound briliant."
HITHERTO UNPUBLISHED.
CORRESPONDENCE.
Dear Sir,
August 20, 1931. At a meeting of the Board of the above school yesterday, a sug- gestion was made that in order to encourage the girls to take Interest in current events concorn-' ing the Colony, an application be made to the Government for per- mission for small groups of girls to attend meetings of the Legisla- tive Council.
I should esteem it a favour if you would inform me if there would be any objection by the Govern-
ment.
I am,
Dear Sir,
Your obedient servant,
Dear Madam,
August 21, 1931.
I have to acknowledge receipt
of your letter of August 20, which
is receiving consideration.
Dear Sir,
am, etc. pic. etc.
September 21, 1932.
With reference to my letter of August 20 last. year, I should be glad if you would let me know your decision.
The Board of the school etc, ote. I am, otc. etc, etc.
Dear Madam,
April 30, 1938.
(Printer. With reference. Count the dola)..................... ram In- structed to inform you that after vary earnest consideration, it is felt to be undesirable for groups of school children to be sent to meetings of the Legislative Council. There Government foele that (Con- thore would be a danger
Bored)
....... but a single child might be sent from time to time aua punishment.
am, etc. etc.
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