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TUESDAY: MAY. 9, 1933.
wound to the foot has already HONEYMOONS AND
been given publicity. Other chaca have been brought to our attention. It is high time that the Inspector General of Police conducted a thorough investiga- tion into the matter, with a view to an amendment of orders re- ferring to the treatment of un- muzzled dogs. Even a dog is entitled to consideration. But
COMMON SENSE
By ELINOR GLYŃ
THE FAMOUS NOVELIST.
The very thought of honey-length or shortness, nor upon love
aome people. or mere toleration but upon how in the course of polica-campaigns moons terrifica from time to time, valuable dogs Think of the pairs one has seen much intelligence you put into the
affair. have been destroyed without the Alice perhaps caught a cold in the slightest reason or excuse, except lend at the wedding and her little that it escaped from its owner's nose is red and she waste dozena care without a muzzle. Even of handkerchiefs. George, per when destruction is justified.hapa, feels billous and heady from the condemned animals could be the bachelor farewell dinner. captured and humane methods Both are tired with the festivities; of slaughter, such as are avail- able at Kennedy Town, employ-they are out of norts and inclined ed. A little extra trouble is in-
William is 60 and his bride volved, but why not? Anything: is better than that children of 19 and marrying him for impressionable age should be money. He is nervous and forced to become the terrified certain how things will be.
witnesses of inhumane, and very
to quarrel.
The Very Idea!
THE MILKY WAY
By Noel Edward Kelly, Coward,
"MILK, milk, everywhere, and never a drop to drink," as the Compradore's cat said when they opened a case of Nestles.
Since we celebrated our birth- Intelligence which embraces day last week, we have felt olt tact and intuition and sympathy age creep on, and a sense of justice would make We feel so close to our second two people try to understand each childhood, in fact, that the only other, and not only be concerned subject we can think of to-day with their transient happiness. is milk.
Honeymoons often end in dis- Milk grows in tins and con- It is used by Illusion-but that's the fault of tented cows... the pair themselves, not in the effeminate people to drown cont fact that the social code has allow- In. is led them to have a
certain time There are several varieties of his alone together unhampered by milk. There is the milk of hu- not work or duties.
man kindness, milk of magnesia,
sour
If you have gone away with milk'n-rum, butter-milk, Victor and Marguerite are start-someone you don't really know milk, condensed milk, skim milk often unnecessary, slaughter of dumb animals. It is a matter in ing passionately in love with no very well in regard to character, and ordinary, plain, every-day
very liable to receive you are
Milk is preserved by adding which the S.P.C.A. should seek léon what each other's characters but are just wildly in love with, milk.
are really. But that awful week, some surprises which will make sugar, lime, rennet and peroxide. cooperation with the police.
or two weeks, or a month will you wonder what the rest of your But we have a far better method teach them all many things!
lives together will be. The first
than that. formidable danger to love-union is Now there are those who look the chance of either removing the blissfully happy in the beginning, glamour which is the chief part of but towards the end disillusion the state called "being in love." sets in and they have not much more to say to each other!
Direct to the Public
MEANING OF TERM.
I looked up the historic meanlug
The remains of the late Harry Landas. upon the statement according to that the learned Lord Avebury has been torn down between them. and hung on a clothes line to
the
9.5. Andre
Jewish Cemetery at p... Tuenday th May, 1933,
The
12/1 of success,
Thongkong Telegraph. altered public point of view. A
TUESDAY, MAY 1933.
Ayrshire cows thrive amazingly on
addition of huggia, which, however, must be distempered by the Quaker Onta
វ៉ peroxide In Australia. lavished on the cow in an at- tempt to produce a blonde cow. better known as a "fair" cow. A cheap milk for the amahs and boys may be produced locally by dieting the cow on rice. We do not recommend this type of milk for ordinary household use, and it must not be given to children.
constitutions Those whose have been thoroughly hardened by a course of meals at certain lodging houses we know may, however, use it with Impunity. Used in a car instead of petrol, It makes it bellow.
Our process is rather a com- President Roosevelt's review
plicated one. You start by feed. ing your cow on horse-radish, of past policy and his plans for HONGKONG HOTEL GARAGE. the future marks an important
People are too reckless about rock cakes, and sweet ju-jubcs, new stage in relations hetween Tel. 23124.
this point. Many brides seem to gradually working up to a diet the White House and the public.
think that no more effort to charm of pure plaster of Paris,
The milk is then chipped from the mato is
Many пессявагу. KANTOR IS ONE MONThe customory process has been the release of communiques for
young men become casual by the the cow with a small hummer, publication, with the natural re- sult that emphasis has been laid of the word to-day, and it seems end of the first week. And by the and kneaded into a paste. It is second every vestige of reserve next wrung through a wrangle,
dry. who passed away on 5th Sem the political colour of the jour-suggests that the mouth after Whichever loves the most must be
There are several variations to benal concerned. President Roose-marriage called "honeymoon" is the most careful to please, and not ber. 1931, at Saigon, will brought to the Colony today by velt's candid personal statement the survival of Marriage by Cap-to disilluslonise, because the one this formula, of course. Irishmen, who loves least, alna, always holds for instance, invariably prefer to Lebon. The Funeral will take place at and appeal for patience, his ex-ture and answers to the period the reins and guides the pace of add potatoes to the cow's diet, and
cursion into public education may during which the husband kept the affair.
is in his wife in retirement to prevent wisely be repeated. It
If Bob is crazily in love, with evitable that certain changes in her appealing to her relatives for Mollie he will put up with almost American foreign policy will be release! How many brides have anything she may do, but if she made and that they will require.found it just this, I wonder! docs disillusioning things, his as a condition
But the wit who wrote the article subconscious mind will register then and when they accumulate swing toward fuller work inter-in the Encyclopaedia Britannica sufficiently his love will wane like course must. however, contend goes on, "Others suggest that as the honeymoon! with the clectorate. Muddy the moon commences to wane as
When there is not much love at thinking engendered by jingois. Boot as it is at the full, so does POLICE VENDETTA Lic propaganda may hamper the the mutual affection of the wedded all, perhaps the honeymoon is loas Ad- pair decline; the honeymoon (with difficult, because the minds are sense, and essential progress of the
this derivation)
not necessarily freer to use common AGAINST DOGS
ministration's programme. referring to any given time."
they can enjoy the accessories of new clothes and the new environ- Here, indeed, was the need for Members of the Hongkong
This is suficiently discouraging. ment and what not, and as they an exposition from the President Police Force are often called
--an informal chat about the but when Mary Borden in her new are expecting nothing in the way upon to adopt arbitrary mea- realities of disarmament; the book, "The Technique of Marri of emotion they can think of their sures in the performance of
nced for world collaboration in age," proclaims that honeymoons future together calmly.
are almost the very devil, some-
Our beat formula is the one in their duties, and generally speak-
But when one loves and the ing one can appreciate the neces-peace efforts and in commerce. thing really should be done about
it! But what?
other only tolerates, then a honey. which we add a certain chemical sity for an uncompromising at-A more likely means of dissipat-
moon is usually hell to the un-known as XXX to the mixture. Ititude. Many reasons in justi-ing spurious patriotism
Of course, if the pair do not find loved one, and the shortest time With a dash of rum, this formula fication can be advanced. Nexenophobin is not readily con-
ceivable. Issuing
it delightful, the truth is that they should be allotted to it. Perhaps will make even the most discontent- vertheless, we feel there is a
into the matter. People learn the "companionate marriage" who Cows develop a passionate fond- need for a strong protest against highest authority in America, not put enough intelligence the young modern advocates the manner in which the police such a communication should rules before attempting to play shock as elderly people may be peas for thig diet. are over-stepping the require-cut through distorted, inflamma- any other game, and if they are right after all; they are not likely ing look in their eyes, they will fol- been low you about all day long, asking ments of the Muzzling Order. Cory, sectionally biased writings sensible and are entering a busin- to make vows if they have
of the day. Congress so far has ess partnership, they study the dissatisfied with each other; and for more. Our last cow was like In short, certain officers appear remained adamant toward any character of the parties and go to break a vow made before God that
"Moo-hic-o-o-co", it would say. to have declared રી vendetta
debts into all the duties and obligations is surely a greater sin than to
Any reader who has a cow la against unmuzzled dogs and, concessions on the war
at active they will have to undertake when break an engagement.
welcome to try our methods. and has baulked
milk. on Kelly's apparently acting upon instrue-
your guests Who knows?. Time will tell. numberless marriages just the
BUILDS BONNY BABIES. a creed of shoot on sight. That peace machinery. It is generiden that they are "In love" tions from above, are adopting cooperation with the world's the contract is signed. But in
But meanwhile young lovers The following unsolicited testi- ally conceded that this policy has therefore everything will ba every precaution should be taken reflected the localised view of heavenly-is the only prepara-will long for honeymoons and will monial speaks for itself:
ago I famous against the risk of rabies constituents rather than of con- tien the pair have to aid them in not listen to any advice or profit Dear Sir-Ten readily acknowledged.
we can but bless cach pair as they XXX milk. Since then I've used would not oven dispute the de- gressmen themselves, since they the most difficult game they will by any experience of others, and so I drank a glass of your
often are able to obtain a better ever have to play.
go on their perilous rond and hope no udder! sirability, in soma cades, of
that the soul of each, w! rise above all the dress shooting dogs in the effort to concept of national interests as avoid any possible risk. But a whole. Consequently it would
In my view happiness on happiness in mutual understand- surely there is a right time, appear pertinent for the Pre- a right place and right methods, aident to direct his arguments honeymoon does not.depend on its ing and unselfisheas, It has come to our notice that to the people than to Congress, yesterday morning, while a num-It is to be hoped that the White the tactics House can apply ber of children of tender years were quietly playing in the re-eventually to the important debts creation ground at Kowloon question. There is 30 Tong, an unmuzzled dog was sanity in international tolerance observed by a passing officer. and co-operation, and so much In full view of the horri-potential economic and political fied kiddies, who were- full disaster in isolation, that it is of the story on their return unthinkable that the truth would to their homes, shot the animal not prevail when issued from an dead. If the dog had been at unequivocable sourse.
Wo
tacking the children, no com- plaint could have been made. The officer would not only have
and
from the
much
Who Was Juliet?
WAS
been justified, but would have If you have tears, prepare to been worthy of commendation shed them now for, truly, this is for the swiftness of his action. the most unkindest cut of all. But the animal was perfectly Some gentlemen of Verona, yield- docile, doing no harm to anyone ing to the importunate urge for or any thing. It the officer facts and quite insensible to thought killing wast necessary, sentiment, now acquaint a re no difficulty would have been luctant world that Juliet experienced in catching the only n legend and her balcony animal and taking it elsewhere. but a myth. According to a But when children of tender age correspondent of the Observer, are compelled to witness such a Shakespeare's lovely romance is revolting spectacle as the shoot-merely such stuff as dreams are ing of a dog in cold blood, it is made on, embroidered on an airy not to be endured in silence. gauze of fiction. There is oven Such an incident demands that talk of changing the inscription police officers be instructed to on the tablet which now adorns carry out their duties with more the (supposed) house of Juliet will thought for those around them. (supposed). No longer At present, having boon officially guides thrill the enthusiastic invested with authority to shoot, tourist by declaiming, as they cortain officers appear to be mak-indicate the balcony, "There ing this authority an excuse for Jullet stood." Instead, in ac- the indiscriminate use of fire cents shorn of all poetic fervour, arms. Ono case of downright the disillusioned visitor will be cruelty to a dog by a policeman told, "Here, tradition says, Jullet who attempted to kill it and lived, but, of course, it isn't succeeded only in inflicting altrue.
INTELLIGENCE VITAL
of fed cow contented.
With a plead-
years
HITHERTO UNPUBLISHED.
CORRESPONDENCE.
and find
Dear Sir,
"When we're around peoplo, you never draw me out, or make
my conversation sound brilliant."
Feed
August 20, 1931.
an
At a meeting of the Board of the above school yesterday, a sug- gestion was made that in order to encourage the girls to take Interest in current events concern- ing the Colony, an application be made to the Government for per- mission for small groups of girls to attend meetings of the Legiala- tive Council.
I should esteem it a favour if you would inform me if there would be any objection by the Govern-
ment.
I am.
Dear Sir, Your obedient servant.
Dear Madam,
August 21, 1931.
I have to acknowledge receipt
of your letter of August 20, which
is receiving consideration..
I am, etc. etc. etc.
Dear Sir,
September 21, 1992.
With reference to my letter of August 20 last year, I should be glad If you would let me know your decision.
The Board of the school etc. etc. I am, etc. etc, etc.
Dear Madam,
April 30, 1983.
With reference. •.•. (Printer.
Count the dots)
I am in- structed to inform you that after. very earnest consideration, it is felt to be undesirablo for groups of school children to be sent to moetings of the Logislative Council. There Government feels that there would be a danger... (Con- sored)
but a single child might be sent from time to time as a punishment.❤
I am, etc. eto,