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TUESDAY, APRIL 18, 1933.
keting of oliver by producers and POACHING IS NOT WHAT The Very Idea!
currency authorities is
ble of improvement. The ques-
Poaching on
IT WAS
By FRANK BONNETT
ON KEEPING COOL By Eddie "Frigidaire" Kelly,
tion of developing new industrial uses for silver may also come under consideration. But the conviction expressed by the Hon. Mr. Patterson at the annual meeting of the Hongkong and
the grand scale the temptation of getting a good WHAT with summer com- Shanghai Banking Corporation, which, as you may say, was quite dinner for himself and family on that the law of supply and de-a feature of country-life-during-the-the cheap- mand must be the final deter- Intler half of the last contury--la mining factor in the price of sil-rarely heard of these modern days. ver and that trade interests in 1ts decadence, perhaps, is not Du China will best be served, not tirely, if at all, due to the improved MAKING OR BREAKING by a rise in the price of silver the poaching fraternity is recruit As such, but by a rise in theed, but rather to the fact that the general level of commodity game is now far less worth the prices, will hold good at the candle than it used to be. Conference. Any action which will tend to raise the commodity price level must have a favour- ||able effect on the price of silver
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Liverpool's Favoured Play
morals of that class from which
OUR ATHLETES
By F. A. M. WEBSTER weather is to keep coul. Don't get
ing on, and all the B.Y.T's. getting out their flannel pants, and the Hotels preparing chit-books by the thousand, it's about time we gave some hints on how to keep cool in the hot weather. The first this to do in the hot
hot and flustor- ed when any- thing goe wrong, such as when the shroff and the giri friend call around at the same time.
Lorig experi ence has taught us that the best
fickl
OLD TIME POACHERS.
Great Britain has a host of The old-time gang of ponchers, potential Olympic champions and who when they planned a raid on world's record breakers in embryo. Homebody's 'preserves really meant In every part of England and Scot- business, confined their attentions land, these boys are commencing to those places where a bag that their training for the annual school was worth while could be secured sports, and, one hopes, for the with practical certainty in a short Public Schools Challenge Cups space of time. That meant that niceting, to be held at the White Sir James Barrie was recently whatever the objective-hares, City Stadium on April 28 and 29. selected as tho favourite dramat pheasants, rabbits, or partridges- Upon what the youngsters wil! ist of the patrons of the Liver the conditions, including a plenti- learn and the way in which they thing to do under auch circum- pool Playhouse, the oldest repful supply of game, must be so will be trained during the next few stance ta to go out and have a re- ertory theatre in Great Britain. favourable that the risk of getting weeks may depend their whole fu- fresher. Either the shroff or the Sir James proved an easy win-caught was reduced to a minimum. Iture athletic careers. ner, his plays receiving 216 votes whose members were desperate athletes very badly, as results at
Not that these gangs, many of
Great Britain needs first-class in a plebiscite specially taken to fellows who would stop at nothing the Olympic Games and in other find the favourite works of play to save their skins, made no pro-
G.F. will have gone by the time you get back.
Here are a few more simple
goers. Galsworthy was second vision against the possibility of international contests have proved rules: with 193 votes, and G. Bernard being detected in flagrante delicto.all too often. The way to produco (1). Don't do any work. This Shaw an Indifferent third with Plans were always carefully laid our future world beaters is not to applies in Hongkong particularly to a score of 78. Frederick Lons-beforehand, and in addition to the be found in the perpetuation of the manual labourers, ricksha coolles, dale, William Somerset Maug- actual working gang, which might thoroughly rotten Vietor Ludorum ham and Noel Coward came next consist of half a dozen, as many athletic champion is determined by and journalists. We don't care si (under which a school's clerks, school-tenchers, policemen, in order, the latter obtaining 41 more might be employed as spice the aggregation of points gained much about bank chairmon, tal- votes. The most popular single or watchers. It was the buafncas
system
Hongkong Telegraph. Mary Rose," for which 56 peo-keepers and the village constable caused more than one promising of people. Expecially stock brokers.
TUESDAY APRIL 18, 1933,
THE SILVER PRICE LEVEL
was Sir James Barrie's of these confederates to locate the in different events), which has pans., stock-brokers and that class ди If they have apoplexy in Ice House and to bring last-minute informa-boy who might have worn
Olympic olive crown to strain him- on aa, to whether the consi was self beyond repair by over-much Street, it's their own fault. clear or otherwise,
(2). Instalo, refrigerator and competition before his real carcer had commenced.
keep it well stocked with what you School authorities should certain-usually keep it well stocked with ly revise the conditions of the Vic in the aunimer. very strict limit upon the number Never drink anything between tor Ludorum award by placing a
ple voted, followed by Mr. John Masefield's translation of the Norwegian play,. "The Witch," which had two votes less. This LAYING A FALSE TRAIL_ Liverpool ballot may be taken
Sometimes the expedient of a as a fairly reliable indication of false trail would be resorted to. British taste in general. The couple of spies, provided with pis voting covered a wide field, rang-tols which could be easily conceal-
But
and
DISPOSING OF SWAG.
the
may
as a single school victory, accom- panied by a really sterling record, endeavour to scale the heights of is usually an inspiration to honest athletic success.
LIMITATIONS OF YOUTH.
Games masters entrusted with.
(3).. Be careful about drink.
results.
Or you might take brish exer-
morning if you live in Kowloon, day if you live on the Peak. and swimming the harbour every
(6). Try getting fresh with a Peak flapper. The last one we did that to paired us, scared us, dared us, and when we did, migosh! she frigndinred us.
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MAD- MELODIES. The littlebird In the bush Is such a lucky fellow; His chest and back Are sober black,
His nose is orange yellow, He sings a merry song,
Of twirls and twists and tweed-
les:
And gobbles down Without a frown,
America's well-known "allver ing from the drama of Greated, would go to some place and fire of events for which a boy
enter,
meals, or during the meal itself, Britain to thint of America and a dozen shots which the koopera Senators" have not yet abandon- the Continent of Europe. Li-would be bound to hear. They jurious reaction from too
There is a very definite and in-oxcept beer, whiskey, brandy, gin, much vertmouth, stout, wine and one or ed hope of persuading Presid-verpool is one of Britain's great would wait, perhaps, until they competition and too much diversifi- two other exceptions. ent Roosevelt and his advisers est cities, a typical example of actually heard the keepers coming, ed success. Winning has seemed (4). Take plenty of exercise. to embark upon schemes for England's urban organization and then, having fired another shot artificially raising the value of Moreover, the plebiscite reached or two, would run for their lives. so easy at school, and when victory An hour in the sun with the medi is delayed and found harder to cine ball may have most surprising alver. For this reason, the dis- all sorts of people, for the plays Having thus drawn the enemy's achieve in wider flaida the proud voted for included such widely are, so to speak, they would gain Victor Ludorum becomes bored and the nearest road and stroll along cussions on the subject between different kinds of dramatic art jike respectable eitizens making for ceases to struggle seriously, wherecise by walking up the Peak every Sir Ronald Lindsay, the British as the "Frogs" of Aristophanes the village alehouse.. Ambassador, and Mr. Cordell "The Silver King" and "East
The chief trouble for Hull, the Secretary of State, Lynne," while Shakespeare, poachers consisted in getting away have attracted considerable at Eugene O'Neill,
Tchekov. with the twng. But an ingenious tention and caused a jumpiness Pirandello and A. A. Milne were mind could devise many ways of not forgotten. It is surely smuggling this away, and a fast- in the silver market. It would, significant that Sir James Barrie trotting horse with a cartload of however, be unwise to assume and Galsworthy should have so game might get many miles before that any far-reaching measures easily beaten all other competi-tho pursuers, usually on foot, could the athletic education of growing are contemplated. It is con-tors. The modern world is fre- even discover which way it had youngsters should force themselves to realise carly the limitations of ceivable that Mr. Hull was de quently said to be cynical, hard- gone.
their pupils. A boy's schooldays should represent the period of his ferring to the silver advocates boiled and disillusioned. to the extent of urging upon the
disillusioned, hard-boiled
To-day, although there is still athletic career in which he is taught cynical people do not choose plenty of poaching of a kind, there the entire technique of his event, British Government restrictions Barrie as their favourite dramat- are few districts where game for then his mind is still malleable. upon the sale of demonitized sil-ist-nor, for that matter, Gals-preserving is carried on to such Training, as fully grown athletes the term, is usually ver by the Government of India. worthy, though he is not, like an extent as to make organised understand
a paying proposition. unnecessary for, and often harmful But further than that, it is dith. Sir James, a romantic. In spite poaching cult to perceive upon what lines of the misrepresentations of the The law, too, as regards the re- to, adolescent athletes. In fact, screen, the popular stage and the ceiving of stolen game, has been most of the schoolboy's training further steps could be initiated sensational press, the fact of the tightened, so that it is now very should be done at what is termed at Washington, Powerful opin-matter probably is that Barrie's difficult to get rid of the spoil in "half-effort" for style. ion in the United States, as well gentle and charitable outlook is as in Great Britain, is definitely far more characteristic of the opposed to all bimetalliam pro- tempor of the age in general posals, which would merely than is that of those snappy result in the debasement of the wisecracks in which the attitude gold standard and would under- of the modern world is often
supposed to be crystallized. mine confidence and good faith. It is unlikely that America will promote any scheme which would go further with silver than has been proposed by the economic
So far as one can tell from experts who have prepared the reports of all the Swatow- agenda for the forthcoming Chaochow fu district, including World Economic Conference the Hakka part of north-east They rule out the use of silver, Kwangtung, there has been even in moderate amounts, complete absence of poppy grow. part of the reserves in central ing this Inst winter and spring. banks, saying that silver is un-This should certainly be chroni suitable for such use because there is no fixed price at which led and put to the credit or that it would be received by other mysterious centre of official life in China which we call the go- central banks in settlement of
vernment authorities. For balances on international ac-
some years the planting of poppy count. We may make n few has been forbidden, but it has minor concessions to the notion been known that the law was that certain countries might
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withdraw the small denomina-promulgated for the express pur- tions of banknotes and substitute poso of being broken: for only silver subsidiary coins for them if there were the law to break and that other countries might could the district magistrates enlarge the use of subsidiary sil-accept bribes for conniving in its breaking, and the military come ver coina. But there strong body of opinion in Eur. along and reap a sleher harvest ope or the United States for the for allowing it to remain after the various villagers had been "allver main proposals of the Senators" and the Hull-Lindsay brought before them for punish- conversations may safely be re-ment. This year some real nu- garded as providing little pro-thority has been exerted both at spect of revolutionary projects, Nanking and Canton to enforce No doubt some preparation was the prohibition. It was inciden- made for the discussions to take tally such an authority as could do little. place at the World Economic combine these two governments,
will which co-operate on Conferenco. But allver form a minor topic of discussion The order went forth that for willany oplum produced in a district, there. The Conference probably consider whether, and the district magistrate would be
bulk.
If games masters will give their. Most of the ponching that goes charges plenty of light work,.com-
no'er-do-well who will steal on nowadays is the work of the bined with good technical Instruc- thing rather than work for the they will find that many long-stand- money to buy it, or of the genuine ing school records will be displaced unemployed man who, dole or no at the end of even the one month's dolo, often finds it hard to resist preparation for the sports.
any- tion, and ten hours' sleep per night,
If so by what methods, the mar-held personally responsible, and "I can't be there myself, so I thought I'd send some flowers
that has been effective:
instead."
All sorts of bugs and beadles. He never hna to wear
A atiff and starchy collar, He simply doesn't care
What happens to the dollar. He's nothing else to do
But ait upon a tree, And sing a morry love-song
To protty Mrs. B.
His voice is rich and full- The sweetest of our song corps;
And when he strikes
A bit he likes,
He always gives an encore.
He doesn't care
dump
For drink or unemployment. No taxes ever in-
terfero with his anjoyment. Ilis trousers never bag,
At Hío ho never rails.
The only things he likes
Are love and lots of snails.
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A SOLEMN THOUGHT. Do you know the Great Pyramid la 418 foot long?
No. I'd forgotten that, sail Bernard. I'll make a noto of it.
Well, it is said Miss Nutty. Now multiply that by seven (the Mystic Number) and you get→ wall, you get what?
..
Bernard worked it out on his cuff,
2801, he announced.
That's right, sald Miss Nutty. Now subtract 1,000 and You 'get--7.
1991, said Bernard.
Vory wall, and Misa Nutty. And what year was Adolf Hitler born In?
Don't know, Bald Bernard,
Don't know, said Dad.
Never heard of him, sald Mums. Is he one of the new fim stars, or what?
Ho's the Avenger, said Miss Nutty, Bolemnly. He wasn't born.
In 1801 though--but I know it all. hangs together somehow.
Good for you, sald Bernard.