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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, JULY 16, 1932.

Studebaker

been exempted, even to extract n tooth. Obviously, the law is more honoured in the breach than in the observance. We have to remem- ber In this connexion that visitors to the Colony, or seafaring men who come in and out of port per- iodically, might ensily be misled, Has scen eleven depressions by seeing dentistry signs, to trust come and go Studebaker expects themselves to the tender mercies of, to see more depressions COME quacks. The consequences, In AND GO, because at the end of such instances, might well be

DAY BY DAY

THE EXPLORER'S MOTTO: TO SEEK TO STRIVE, TO FIND, AND NOT TO YIELD: TO CONQUER OR DIE IN THE ATTEMPT.

To the list of medical practitioners there has been added the name of Dr. Khoo Fung Yong, Government Civil) Hospital

Bulls and Inners

From the Office Butts.

We notice that an Australian Plenty of sunned dinis can be band is to tour the world. The seen at Repulse Bay. opportunity of hearing the world's champion trumpet-blowers should

Hongkong's summer weather Is not be lost.

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vald to make the reception of As far as we understand the Re- foreign wireless stations dimcult. parations tangle, it is better to This seems to be the only point play for ten cents per hundred and in favour of our climate, Quarantine restrictions have been Shanghai and Japan against arrivals stakes and give 1. 0. U's!

This film quota idea reminds us from Hongkong on account of cholera, {

that there'll be plenty of Empire Judge Sir Peter Grain, of H. M. Most people are tired of reading talkie-talkies at Ottawa. Supreme Court, arrived by the ns. about so many world question's. Rajputana to nit in a full court of What they want now is some of . appeal and is expected to be away the answers. from Shanghai for three weeks.

80 years instead of being un-serious for the persons concerned' imposed by the Philippino Islands, Bay, rather than gamble for high

steady and spent, Studebaker is

in the finest fighting form, more | as many of these unqualified mén closely trained, and better pro-have not the slightest conception of pared to fight the battle of com- the necessity for cleanliness when petition than at any time in it's undertaking dental operations. history.

For that matter, it is no doubt also true that there are any num- ber of general medical practitioners in the Colony who are not entitled to pose as being doctors, but who,

The dolorous wailings. of some people to-day remind us of an authentic papyrus recently un- covered portraying the following conditions in Egypt some forty

centurie sago.

The annual distribution of prizes of the Tai Tung College will take King's Theatre, whon Madam Trai place to-morrow, at 9 a.m., in the Ting-kai will give away the awards.

The Intest motor car built spe- equipped with a freezing device. cially for tropical countries is

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Mussolini anys Italians must help Italy first. In other words, charity begins at Rome.

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One time when the drinks were

"A few lawless men are depriving, none the less, do a big business in

Until these arrive in Hongkong, on the Abardonian was when he the land of sovereignty. The our midst. Many of these must,

an effective substitute may be se fell under a brewer's dray. It is notified that the Wanchal cured by offering to give the tai- laws are cast out and men walk

ᄆᄆ ng in the case of the unqualified Church, No. 33, Wanchai Road, has pan a lift up the Peak. upon them in public. The faw-

been conned by His Excellency the breaker is lord of wealth; the dentists, be a menace to the com-Omeer Administering the Government

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it

is gold; craftsmen are without matter, to track most of these work; the reaper of the harvest people down. The Colony needs to gets nothing, while he who be rid of these quacks, and plowed not, profits. The land is depleted. There are more rulers would be if the law were only en- than ever. I show thee a land forced strictly. The dangers are turned upside down."

No apparent that the authorities True many cracked up in those should have no hesitation in em- days just as the cracking up of

barking on a campaign to put these croakers continues to-day. But remember times of stress people out of business. stimulate and develope leaders.

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The

Hongkong Telegraph.

SATURDAY, JULY 16, 1932.

LOCAL QUACKS

We were hoping that the recent cases against unregistered dentists implied a decision on the part of the authorities to start a campaign with the view to ridding the Colony of the large number of quacks who set themselves up as members of the dental profession. After the cases were heard, it was stated by a correspondent that there must be fully a hundred auch men prae- tising in Hongkong. If we are to judge from the large number of signs, such as crude representa tions of false teeth, which we sce in various parts of the city, this is probably no over-statement of the facts. Moreover, itinerant dentists are to be observed avery day mov in about the Chinese districts- men who are obviously not quali fied.

The presence of so many unquali- fied practitioners in our midst is

Dialects.

Nature imitates art, said a wit

marriages.

A lot of attention is being pald to this new armour-piercing bul-

A thief was caught in Hongkong let. It's time this sort of thing this week wearing four jackets was stopped. Observatory returns for June show i and three pairs of trousers, all

@ O that the average mean temperature, stolen. The only definite thing was 81.0, the highest being 80.8 and known about him was that he was These hot, steamy days create the lowest 70.3. There were 121.9 not a Nudist.

a regular "phew" roar. hours of sunshine and 25.29 inches of

rain, while the average humidity was 85.

"Jazz-music

tir-

It

It is notified that the western end makes me of Railway Pier, Kowloon, shall be cd,"

L Bays closed na 18th July, whilst undergoing Kowloonite, repair for a period of two months, keeps most folk Under the authority of the Merchant awake. Shipping Ordinance, vessels are pre- hibited from mooring to that part of the pier.

Bankruptcy notifications state that The following dividends have been de

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According to

critic, lets of M. P.'6 talk

of the last century. And the visitclared:-Third of $10 per cent. in the parrot-fashion. to London of a group of German, enge of George Hughes Keeble, of In other words, Hungarian, and French atudents. Hau Fung Lane; second and final they're Polly- of the English language has fur- of $30 per cent in the case of Liticians. nished evidence to show he might Daily Press; second and final of $13 Yuk-fong, notype operator of the have added that fact often finds per cent, in the case of Li Kim, clerk, ' inspiration in fiction. In the north of Yaunati of Britain it is told that a cer tain wealthy Yorkshire manufae furer was much perturbed by the ancultured accent of his son, for whose improvement he therefore engaged the services of a tutor from Balliol who spoke with an Oxford intonation

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Things were rather strained between the ten sweethearts.

"But, George, darling," she said, "I do love you still. You cannot imagine how warm my love for you în."

"Oh, but I do, all right,” he returned. "I're always notic- cd how my money burns when I'm near you."

២.៦ There was a young fellow from

Florida

Who was kissing a girl in a cor-

ridor.

He said "Madam, I ween That I never have seen.

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A rendor says it's very difficult to know where to live in Hong- kong. And how!

it

be

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seems to generally agreed that lots of Lausanne. ticipations were realised.

Victoria Gaol may be cramp- ed, yet people are sent there for a stretch.

C Plus

fours

are said to be going out of fashion.

On

their Inst legs,

-so to speak.

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Lots of Hongkongs husbands are

willing to let their wives have any thing credit can buy.

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To outwit a burglar involves a

A place where the women are battle of brains, we are told. The

torrider."

trouble is that so many house-

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The modern girl, we read, inakes her elders sit up. Unless, of course, she has a latchkey.

From cinema programmes of A new Prison Regulation provides the week: that when any untried prisoner, who

for 2 Man. hus not previously been convicted of any offcher, shall have been photo Strangers May charged by a magistrate or acquitted the Dark. Mis graphed and measured, if he be dis- Kisa Dancers in upon his trial, all photographs (both guided Love, negatives and copies), finger print

Emma! impressions and records of weight or that rejoiced measurement so taken, shall be forth- the heart of the simple business with destroyed or handed over k t 3 . When the tutor and his Buch prisoner. charge returned from a year's

The pet monkey owned by Private tour of the world, the father anJ. Latham, of the Argyll and Suther- xiously inquired whether his son's land Highlanders, at Shamshuipe aceent had improved. "Ay, lnd, Camp, which last month bit another it as an all," replied the pride got into trouble through having bitten private of the Battalion, has again of Balliol. Dialect has, indeed, another Highlander, namely Private strange fascination, and all kinds McEwan, who yesterday had to put af unlikely people succumb to its The behaviour of Jacko being some himself under medical treatment. charm. Those continental students, what uncertain, he has been again for example, who had, no doubt, taken tó Mataukak for observation. in their own home lands learned the pronounciation of English with phonetic exactness, arrived in London than they flung their university accents to the winds in a sudden affection for the cockney method of speech. Thi will not be regretted quite so much to-day as it would have been a few years ago.

Until recently, though a Scottish or a Yorkshire accent was regarded with a cer- tain amount of respect, cockney- ism was deplored on all sides. Though to roll one's "r's" in the Scots manner till they rattled like drums was considered a pleasing and amiable habit, to drop them partly out in the cockney way was almost unforgivable. Or late years, however, a change has be- gun to take place. The cockney dialect has moved up in the esteem of the learned, AC a revent Oxford COUTU une of the loc-

no

a serious matter, yet it ought not turers painted out that a trace of

now

to be difficult to track these people the cackney accent is to be found down. There are only two classes in the speech of the Prince of of recognised dentists here--those Wales himself. That, of course, who are required to register, and gives it a certain standing. Now, those who are exempt from vegis if the Prince will only drop an “h" and then and nonchalantly tration. The latter class are per- mitted to practice out of regard for tack on an aspirate where it does- the fact that they have been long 't belong, the day may yet come when even Mayfair may adopt the established here. It was in 1914 "abit" and "hemulate" the diction that the Dental Ordinance, was in popularly supposed to be confined troduced, and one of the provisions to those born within the sound of of that measure was that persons the belle of Bow Church. Further, otherwise unqualified might it has been realized that cockney be excused' 'registration by has a most respectable history. The half-ellded "y" which la one reason of long practice of dentistry of its chief features was a chur prior to the coming into effect of acteristic of the Essex speech of the Ordinance. Even 80, such the fifteenth century. Cockney la persons have to apply for exemp- rapidly ceasing to be a term of tion, so that it is an easy matter reproach; t is becoming one of for the authorities to know precise the respectable dialects. ly who are allowed to practice dentistry. The law lays it down clearly that only the two classes mentioned may describe them selves as dentists or undertake any dontal operations. In other words, It is quite unlawful for an unregis- tored dentist, or one who has not enjoyable.

A most successful cocktail party was given by the French community to the other nationals of Shameen on Thursday at the Canton Club, The party continued until midnight, the Marsellaise being played on tho piano by Mr. W. G. Cameron, the jazz, expert of Shameen The party was neclaimed by all as being most

WATER LEVELS.

WEST NORTH AND EAST RIVERS

Gardens need constant atten- ition if they are to be kept free of

holders are, on this baufa, quite unarmed.

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It's a funny thing, but big talk is usually of small importance.

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Sitting on a book-keeper's stool

the insect pest. Watch and spray! requires a perfect balance.

Another

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Atlantic bookings are Inid to be The following table issued by the, the smallest on record. Kwangtung River Conservancy Com-low herth rate. mission shows the height of water in English feet on the dates named in the West, North and East Rivers:

Highest on Lowent July

record. on record West River at.

Shubinr. 41.7 North River at

Thingyuen 1-26.4 North River at

Hamshuf 1 27.3 Eunt River at

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If there's one thing mother July knows best, it's father.

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24.9 22.1

1

D.N

14.0 14.0

4.9

3.K

The Lausanne settlement re- minds us that alimony is another

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An optimist says what we need to offset the depression lo a little pluck. Yes; see what the modern woman has accomplished with her eyebrows.

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These indoor health exercises

might be termed the home stretch. ០ ថ

Love, in money marriages, is

war debt which some ex-husbands spelt with an £. would like to see cancelled.

"I'm supposed to review a parade in 10 minutes—and I

can't find it.”

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One hears so much controversy associated with recreation these days that the term "sporting in- stinct" has taken on an opprobious complexion.

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"Seeker":-We don't even know where Nudists go in the Summer, much less in the Winter-time!

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As far as we can see, that "Gen--

tlemen's Agreement" is simply

pact with suspicion!

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fec-

It is stated that tons of cream are regularly sent by air transport in the United States. daily. Buyers are thus assured a sundae on any day of the week!

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Judging by some of our shop-

windows, feminine night attire is

becoming neglige-able1

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The growing practice amongst

local flappers to take the odd cock-

tail is to be deplored. We much

profer frosh peaches to the canned variety!

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What's in a name? Good play by Luz gave Recrolo the victory In the Spoy Royal bowls match on Saturday.

League of Nations officials are: paid on a peace-work basis.

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