SPOIL-SPORT!
"Sorry... you'll have to count me out of the party... yea ... another of my beastly bilions
aftacks
So that, will mean an odd man out at the dance. And how ever much they sympathise with her, the feeling that sha has spoiled the evening will remain. Yet, if only she would take just the simpleat precaution she would never be these distressing subject to biliour attacks. AD
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occasions! dose Pinkettes to keep the fund- ways lear, to stimulate the liver and intestines to Their duties, would keep her in perfect tune.
PINKETTES
Liver and Laxative Perfection
Hentle and soothing as enture und not habit-forming. they
the idral corrective
FOR CONSTIPATION
"LIVER."
BILIOUSNESS
ASAHI
WHAT IÂN HAY TOLD. HUGH WALPOLE
NOVELIST'S TALE OUT OF SCHOOL.
Amusing confessions us to his early schooldays, were made by Mr. Hugh Walpole, the novelist, In talk on "Education" at n Evening Class Students' End of Session Bovial at Braithwaite, near Keswick.
"I am quite certain I am the worst enticated person in the room," he declared, "and-on the pour grupos principle-I don't know that I quite approve of
any one being educated. (Laughter.)
Every school I went to taught ine less than the school I had been to previously. I was at the bot- tom of every form, und every master prophesied ruin and disas ter for me.
"A Mayor-with Luck"
"One of my first masters was B mn who has since become famous writer of plays and novels, Ian Bay, to whom I went at the tender age of, ten.
a
One
"He disliked me an sight. "day. In sheer disgust, he summon- ed me to his desk and said. 'Wal- pole, the best thing-and his face quivered with hatred (aughter)
you ran hope for is that one day you may with luck be Mayor of a very small town."
"Well, I have not fulfilled that ambition yet, hit ilave done what perhaps was all that was left for me to do, and that is taken to writing.
Nothing but Novels
"All the time I was growing up | 1 read nothing hút novels, nud was told by my elders and betters that it was ruinous and dreadful.
"I am sure they were right, yet and this is my inoral it was ex- actly that novel reading that has given me the very small income on which I live in a small Camber- hand cottage.
"The only kind of education that
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, FRIDAY, MAY 15, 1931.
WOMEN'S WORLD
FOR OUR LADY READERS.
Smart Evening Gown and a Chic Ensemble.
A Reville evening gown show. ing the full petticoat which dis- tinguishes the latest mode, Luci- ferred Artvel, adorned with vel-
vel.
SUCCESS.
"
is any use, concluded Mr. Wal. What Dreams We Had!
BEEP to
Sole Apent
MITSUI
BUSSAN
KAISHA LTD. „ISENER BEEN HONGKONG
THE GASAN
BEE
LAGER BEER
SPECIALLY
EXPEL!
know
something
thoroughly and let everything else go to the winds."
TWO ESTHONIAN STOWAWAYS.
Most of 4
3
fancy, have
Gown, picture hat and parasol for garden parties carried out by Reville in rose-pink Anglaise,
TO-DAY'S RECIPES.
Orange Pudding.
Beat Box, butter or margarine to
Broderie
USEFUL TIPS.
Beauty in Brief. Bye-beautirying compact shap a1 .une Liz Ur another in a cream, Stir in one egg and ed ike a penknife. One end en- life imagined ourselves beat well before adding a second clones a stick of mascarn that geniuses.
e. When the two ergs are well pushes forward ilke a lipstick, and What dreams we had! What beaten in add 4oz, flour, the grated the other enti
small vyo- big things we were going to do, rind of one orange and the juice brow and eyelash brush, which and what visions we had of our of two. Stir in gradually quarter swings instantly into position for name being blazoned all over the of a pint of water, and lastly onenae.
Refills are obtainable. world!
teaspoonful of baking powder. Now that we have settled down Pour into a greased pie-dish and; Cleansing oil which is a blend and things have turned out so bake in a moderate oven for about of Oriental oils combined
with differently, we are still convinced half an hour.
lemon juice, to be kneaded into the skin for cleansing the pures "that we are the possessors of that
spark of genius, and cherish the.
and strengthening the muscles. we had had
A reducing cream intended for different opportunities to prove our abilities our lives would have
double chins and for adjusting loose and flabby tissues,
APPEAR AT THE KOWLOON MAGISTRACY,
Described
* natives
Eathonla, Ernst Tollman and BVoldemar Kukk appeared before belief that if only
Echarges of stowing
Mr. Hamilton +1 the Kowloon Magistracy this morning 00 from: away Singapory on bourd the s.8, Tahn,
S Defoetive Sub-Inspector -A. IL, Elston said both men were found in the hatchway the day after the Tship's departure from Singapore,
21
The police were asking for remand for a week to see what (could be done for the men, both of whom had valid passports in their
Qpossession.
1
T
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MASSAGE HALL
MRS. S. UZUNOYE 57, Queen's Road Co., 2nd floor, Expert Masseuse.
The defendants were accordingly remanded until next Friday.
WATER LEVELS.
DETAILS FOR WEST, NORTH AND EAST RIVERS.
The following table, issued by the Kwangtung River Conservancy Commission, shows in English feet the water levels on the West River, North River and East River on the
Intes named:
May May
13. 19 West River at Shiubing 7.3 7.5 North River at Tsingyuen 9.8 9.1 North River at Samshui 8.1 8.4 East River at Sheklung 71 7.6
The highest levels recorded are: --Shiulting, 41 feet; Tsingyen, 29.2. Jeet: Samshui, 27.3 feet; Shek- lung. 11.5 feel.
been very different.
There
are
Orange Rice Custard. Boil one and a half teacupful of taked rice in one plat of milk. when it thickens take off the fire stir in the grated rind of one orange, one egg well benten and those who would sugar to taste.
Fixative for badly shaped eye- Remove all pith laugh at us did they know
our from the orange and cut in slices brows having coarse and bristling means that we have a big faith in thoughts, but after all, it
onernsawise, taking out all the pips, hairs. The remedy is applied at ourselves.
put the prepared orange in the night with an eyebrow brush, al- bottom of a pie-dish, pour the rler lowed to dry on, and washed off It is very largely this faith that mixture over and bake gently for in the morning. gives us the strength and dignity half an hour, being careful not to Sprinkle nutmeg én to go on living and striving. Who fet it boil.
gives in at The first stumbling the top and serve cold. block" Or at the second, or the third Not the person who cognises that spark inside him
something achieved, some arging him on lo struggle and togress made with their own lives. conquer. He must Ko 1. hi
Even where human life seema faith is bigger than his dis
couragements, and be will achieve
sume measure of siccess.
Small Achievements,
pro-
Day cream made from the fresh juice of marigolds, for use after motoring, games, or shopping. This is claimed to have a soothing effect on the nerves and muscles of the face.
Shampoo made with a pure olive. the most ugly and sordid we can oil base, for dry scalps, and for find success. Think of the men children's hair, and a hair stimu- and women all over the world who lating pomade, intended for give their lives for others; those softening burnt ends of hair re- whose lives have been noble and sulting from excessive permanent It may not be a success that self-sacrificial. They themselves waving. brings him into the limelight. He would be the last to realise their may never achieve the publicity sues would probably consider) about which he had once dreamed themselves failures, yet they mus so much, but his battles and his sessed that divine spark and they conquests are
stilling his bad faith to carry on,
not
THE MODERN HANDBAG.
OUR BRITISH CROSSWORDS.
Across
120
I "We ser nd" relating to's marine
growth (anag.). 5 Sauce! 9 With
a little aspiration this might be bald, instead of being merely stuffy.
10 A type of ruler that has rather gone out of fashion in Europe. 11 This may be found in a trice. 12 So four and threepenco is sub-
stantial, is it?
13 An essayist of note.
16 Not, indeed, indicated,
17 If total, this will put teetotaller,
and benvy drinker alike in the shade.
18 Sounds like an Edger Wallace play put into action on washing- dax diny.
21 Father of Telemachus.
21 One may Icarn by this.
25 A little laboratory in a steamship supplies toffee in the forms favoured by the small boy.
26 You will find this proper name
in Roget's Thesaurus, Shakespeuran play.
30 Que must make a bid for this
dwelling.
1 Is ten, between similar
to swell.
cnda,
32 What boets it at one gate to make, ami at another to let in the fue ?" Milton. **Samson Agonistes."
Down
1 Faced with ill, this is very un-
fortunate,
2 Othello was-and an is a Zulu.
3 A great bore.
4 Disagreement.
5 An African ruler.
4 This is frequently set-though
STICKERS
Can you divide the above shape into four parts, each of the same shape and
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FRENCH ELECTION.
FOREIGN POLICY
UNCHANGED.
Paris, May 14.
M. Laval states that the vote of the National Assembly is in по
in this case, you'll write it.
7 Slight facial deformity (hyphen),
8 If you take part here it will be
AufBelent.
14 Inmates of the Stock Exchange
Zoo.
16 Killa.
18 Even if you succeed in getting this yarn, you will be defeated.
10 What prevents a peninsula from
being an island?
20 This is considerably late, and
has red edges, so 'tis told." 21 Rate.
122 Although thin sound's liko yielding you must continue to Hit tight.
124 Make yourself quite comfortable
and cosy for this clue.
27 Withered.
28 This sounds rather green, bút
make it willingly.
Yesterday's Solution
PHILANTHROPIC
LA BU A A
COBBLEB WORSHIP
IN
NUTS LEVEL EMIR BN LAE EVEREST BHANNON
D BREADTH
"TRA VEI, S
FA E NỮ E CAPE LINGO"" TBIS UA ZLO PISI TERMINT NERVOUS
ר אאן ען
BLACKGUARDISM***
Yesterday's Solution
X
The Sagrar shows how the mailman might cover the 16 houses in six straight meve, starting and finishing at the crom
Briand to participate in the Im- portant negotiations nt Geneva, notably with regard to the Aus- tro-German customs union, as the Foreign Minister la a permanent delegate of France to the League.
M. Briand's Statement.
M. Briand in a statement pub- lished in the Radical-Socialist. newspaper Republique says:
"I shall continue to manage foreign affairs as long as I have a majority in the Chamber and Senate."Reuter
Withdrew Resignation.
Paris, later.
diving spark, and they are most Saccess after all is relative, certainly strengthening his and fortunately for human beings Some of the newest handbaga way to be interpreted directed character.
happiness does not depend on are farge enough to contain all the against the foreign policy of the The world is made up of gom-what the world recognises as suc- necessary accessories, and are Governments in
recent years, paratively few publicly acclaimed cess. True happiness so obvious also fitted with a cigarette case, which Parliament has constantly. It is disclosed that M. Briand successful people, but it contains ly depends on our attitude to life a tiny enamel lighter, and an thousands who live homely exis-and to our fellows we that bass are fint and square, and when cabinet must formally resign on request of his colleagues to with- Enamel compact power box. The ratified. Moreover, the present tendered his resignation this tences, who know that their actitude to us.
morning, but agreed at the urgent But if we also have hievements, however small, ore the conscious knowledge of the top dap opens, it reveals a flat successes. These successes are achievement, the knowledge of mirror, which lifts up to show a June 13, when the new President draw it. Reuter.
M. Briand will go precious to them, and although something attempted and some-cigarette case. The space at one of the Republic will enter office.
to-night to. The lowest levels on record are the world hears nothing of them, thing done, surely it is success inside of the flap holds the lighter, M. Briand to defer his decision rentain until the end of the negotia M. Laval might therefore ask Geneva. He declares he will not minus 5 feet at Samshul and they themselves may derive a real the best sense of the word. minus 2.7 feet at Sheklung.
| satisfaction. A knowledge
until then. This will enable M. tions. Haras. M. Lowis, tains the powder box.
URODONAL
THE DEFINITE REMEDY FOR
RHEUMATISM
AND ALL
URIC ACID, TROUBLES
sole agents FOR HONGKONG CANTON & MACAU
THE PHARMACY
of
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
LACHIT AMENA "TO CY THAT FARBAR, VJAS A RANCH HAND THERE ON O.K.RANCH? WELL... THIS IS INTERESTING -
TELL ME MORE. FRECKLES!
WELL... AFTER HE WAS FOUND OUT... BUT, OH !! WAIT'LL I Träll You THE REMARKABLE
THING THAT
HAPPENED!!
FARBAR AND THIS BINKLEY WERE PULLING THE HERMIT UP,
BY HIS WRIST WITH A LONG ROPE...
I WAS HIGH UP ON A CLIFF WITH ONLY ONE BULLET IN MY BUN AND WOULD YOU |BELIEVE IT,, I. CUT THAT GODE
IN TWO WITH
ONE 'SHOT...
and that at the other side con-
His Story
WHATS SO FUNNY? DON'T YOU THINK I HIT "THAT ROPE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CANYON? of COURSE IT WAS JUST
AN ACCIDENT. BUT,,
BUT....AW, I'M GOING TO BED!!
"THAT ONE IS A LITTLE TOO STRONG, SON YOU
HIT A ROPE A THAT DISTANCE!! HAAHAA
By Blosser.
-MILY MASTE MY BREATH "TELLIN' "THEM ANYMORIË........
GEE THIS OLD BED, FEELS GOOOOOD!!
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