10
SALESMAN SAM
GOLLY, SHOVELIN' SNOW MAKES YA THIRSTY I'LL MIX UP A DRINK
MAIN ST
FOR MYSELF-
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MARCH 14, '1931.
J. GUZZLEMaco.
NOW EPPELZ
K
REG. U. 3. PAT, OFF,
LET'S SEE! THIS IS GONNA BE ON TH' HOUSE SO I'LL MAKE IT A SHINGLE ROOF SUNDAE-NO-I LIKE
A MILK SHAKE BETTER!
FLAVORS
VARIULA
VANELLA
WANILLA
VANELLAR
VANILLAH
STC, ETC
GTC ETC AND SO ON
AZE KSRIM
By Small
HUH! I'M IN A HECK OF A FIX! TH' DARNED JIGGER FOR MIXIN' MILK SHAKĖS IS ON TH’
FRITZ!
ONTA AWDAH
ONLY
FRESH
EGGS USED HERE
(CHEEP
HANG IT! THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR USING ALL MY STRENGTH SHOVELIN' TH'SIDEWALK! NOW I'M TEO
WEAK TO SHAKE TH' BLAMED THING!
ALL SODIES
5¢
IN GLASS 10
WIT SPOON !!
STRAW 54 EX
POSITIVELY
NO SODIES EXCHANGED
HE WENT INTO CONUULSIONS, SAM! TURNED A MILLION FLIP-FLOPS AND LANDED OVER THERE BY THE COUNTER!
HO HO HO
HAW, HAW!! HEE HEE HEE
HA, HA,
HEE HEE HO, HO
WHADDA YA GONNA DO DASH THAT STUFF IN MR. PHATT'S FACE TO
·BRING HIM TO?
NOPE! C'MON OUT, AN' HAVE A LOOK!
HA HA
HEE HE
OH, SOMEBODY GIVIN' ME
TH' LAFF, UH? WELL,
I'LL SEE WHO THAT SMART ALECK IS!
SAY, ARE YOU. GIVIN' ME THE
HA-HA, GU22?
NO,NO! I JUST TOLD. MISTER PHATT
A JOKE AND I
THOUGHT, HE'D DIE!
WHAT
THA-
IDEA
ziv
ACE (RAM)
TOHOH
AND IF THIS DOES TH' TRICK ! SAVE MYSELF A LOTTA WORK AND QUENCH MY THIRST!
J. GUZZLEM
INNER
OFFICE
KEEP
OUTER
HERE
IF HE SLACKS DOWN LAUGHIN' AT THAT JOKE
TELL HIM ANOTHER, GUZZ - AN' I'LL SOON
HAVE MY MILK SHAKE MIXED!
LGAL
AN' THEN THE
HAW, HAW
HEE, HEE!
HO, HO, HOJA
OTHER GUÝ SAYS_
1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC.
Swell.
2-15
Whiteaways for Household Hardware Crockery,
THE
Large Stock. Good Assortment. Popular Prices.
Classware.
"
Dinner Sets. Tea Sets. Aluminium Kitchen Utensils. Polishes, Etc., Etc.
THE
OSOKLEEN "ICEBERG" VACUUM
MOPS & POLISH
*THIR
STYLE A
STYLE O
ONE OF WIRTZAROVÝ OZANDARD BULLUER,
FREEZER
There is no machinism to get out of order No cog whels dirt or noise; its simplicity makes it popular,
“030KLEEN”.
MOPS & POLISHES
Cleans as well as poliates
Mops 85 25
Polish $4.78 & $11.80.
THE
CEBERG
FREEZER
ONE OF WHITFAWAYS STANDARD VALUES
THE "ICEBERG" V CUUM FREEZER.
Prices.
1 Quart
2 Quart 4 Quart 817.50 $24.50 $31.50
THE SPOTLIGHT ELECTRIC TORCH.
Large size nickel plated case with
focusing adjustment,
Price $4.50
Visit our First Floor when doing your Replenishing. It will Pay You,
Etc.
THE SPOTEEZI”
FOCUSING SEARCHLIGHT
WHITEAWAYS
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