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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1930.

DAY BY DAY

FRIENDS MAY AND MUST HAVE

separated from contributions to other funds. Civil Servants were prohibited from being members of any Trade Union unless the or- ganisation was confined to per sons employed under the Crown SECRETS FROM EACH OTHER, BUT was independent of any outside THEY ARE NOT SECRETS TO EACH

OTHER-Goethe, Trade Union or Federation, and was not associated with any poll- tical party.

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The

Hongkong Telegraph.

TUESDAY, OCT. 28. 1930.

PROBLEMS FOR PARLIAMENT.

The P. and Q. s.s. Lahore, from Singapore, is due here at noon on Saturday.

The P.&O. 8.s. Kashgar from Hongkong arrived at Marseilles on the 25th October at 8 a.m.

due here by the Passengers Hakusan Maru on Friday include, Bishop M. N. Trollope, the Rev. in. V. Halward, and Mr. and Mrs.

Barrett.

Suffering from suspected poison- ing, a young Chinese was admitted into the Government Civil Hospital from the Luk Hol Tung Boarding house, and died shortly after admis.

gion.

Mr. T. Dodders, warder of Vic- toria Gaol, was fined $5 by Mr. Lindsell at the Central Magistracy this morning for riding his motor cycle, No. 584, without a rear light. The defendant indicated that it was difficult to obtain a rear light for an acetylene equipment.

tion to the measure, and when Mr. Clynes unsuccessfully moved its rejection he declared that it would be repealed by the next Labour Government. It is no doubt pursuance of that intimation that the issue is now again to be cannot brought forward, but we believe that the country as a whole will favour the reveal of a mea- sure which is very soundly based and which should work no harm to genuine Trade Unionism. The four excellent Act reats on maxims-that a General Strike is illegal, and no-one should suffer for refusing to take part in it that intimidation is illegal. and that no man should be coerced to

Before Mr. Butters, at the Kow- work or not to work; that no con-loon Magistracy this morning, Re- tribution to a political fund should venue Officer Tallon charged a Chin- be compulsory; and that Civil Ser-ese with possession of 15 taels of! raw oplum, at the Yaumati Railway vants owe undivided allegiance to Station. The defendant pleaded the State. Industrial strikes, guilty, and was fined $450, or four

months' imprisonment. whether sympathetic or not, are

The funeral took place at the still permissible, provided they

Cemetery, Happy are directed against employers Frotestant

Valley, on Saturday, of Mrs. only. There is nothing in such an Livingston, wife of Sergt. Living- Act to which reasonable exception ston, of the Argyll and Sutherland can be taken, and if Labour per-Highlanders. The Rev. C. Scott Little, Chaplain to the Forces. gists in seeking its repeal, it may officiated at the graveside. bring about a position of extreme profusion of floral tributes laid on the grave included one from the seriousness.

officer commanding. Lieut.-Col. R. G. Maclaine, M.C.

China's. Opportunity.

A

Information has been received in the Colony to the effect that Bias Bay pirates are again active. A party of them is reported to have left the Bins Bay area, with Shanghai as, their possible des- tination. The following is the text of the notice issued by the AB authorities for the benefit of ship

If past experience did not com pel suspicion of motives and the possibility, of new intrigues, the political situation in China to-day would warrant complacency.

were

never

With Parliament re-assembling British to-day, we may expect politics to liven up during the next few weeks. On the main question now agitating political circles, however, the Government things are on the surface, the masters."A gang of pirates left. appear to be in a safe postion, prospects of peace and reconstruc- the Bias Bay area on September 28, 1980, for an unknown destino- brighter. beenuse, as was explained in ation

tion-possibly Shanghai." has week-end message, the tarif con-Marshal Chiang Kai-shek

series of important

Those going on Home leave next troversy promises rather to uls-made a

speeches since his return from the

year cannot do better than obtain rupt the Conservatives than to

front, striking in their adherence a copy of the October-December Ad embarrass the MacDonald

to sound commonsense. He seems number of Thos. Cook and Son's ministration. Whilst the various determined that

Nanking Far Eastern Travellers Gazette. sections of the Conservative Party regime, especially that part of it contains a wealth of informa- jare squabbing over what type of which is represented by the Kuo-tion on travel arrangements, etc., and amongst its features is a Protection they want, the Govern-mintang Party, shall turn over a list of the principal events in ment' can afford to sit back, at the new leaf, and his criticisms have Great Britain and Ireland next been far from sugar-coated. For year. Thos. Cook and Son have same time indicating to the Domi- the first time, if we may say so, also made arrangements to act as nian delegates at the Imperial he has appealed to foreign intermediaries for clients wishing of moral to rent furnished.or unfurnished Conference its own fiscal policy, observers as 1 man which is not likely to encounter courage, fit for the grave respon-houses in Great Britain or on the

Continent. any opposition by the Liberals.

some

the

sibilities of the high office he holds. Great hopes are, there-

left the

It is hinted, however, that therefore, expected of the proposed con- may be storms ahead if the Gov-ference at Tsingtao between ernment seeks to deal with Elec-Chiang Kai-shek and Marshal Hsueh-liang. the Man- toral Reform or to attempt the re- Chang peal of the Trade Disputes Act. churian leader, whose careful On the former question, it will be abstention from any part, what- ever in the recent conflict between recalled that Parliamentary Committee, representing all three the Nanking Government and the

Northern allies, has Parties, recently failed to reach Mukden Government the leading

in the circumstance factor

political- and agreement-a any which rather annoyed the Liberals economic development of North Her who had hoped that Labour would China for years to come. unite with them so as to remove economic dominance is even more of the existing electoral certain than her political ascen- anomalies. At the meetings of dancy. The latest civil war, was a severe drain upon the resources that Committee, the Labour re- of the entire country, except Man- presentatives put forward a sweep-churia. Taxes have been collect- ing list of reforms which the cd for months in advance and other delegates would not accept, revenues have been mortgaged for to come. The railways and it is probable that some of years these will be incorporated in the have a gigantic task ahead before they recover from military abuse. Government Bill. It is on the Tn Manchuria, on the other hand, Trade Disputes Act, however, that the past two years have been we may expect considerable op- marked by steady development. position to the Government plans, Large sums have been invested in which aim at repeal of this men- educational and industrial enter- prises, until the Three Eastern sure. This is the Act which suc-Provinces have become a model cessfully curbed Trade

Union for the rest of China. The cir- power. It was passed into law cumstances are such that Chang three years ago, being designed Hsueh-liang and Chiang Kai-shek by the Conservative Government will meet on terms, more or less, to prevent a repetition of the of equality, and success will depend largely upon the measure events, in the previous year, con of sympathy in aim that can be reeted with the big General Strike. recognised. Chang Hsueh-liang It made illegal any strike design was a shrewd observer of his ed or calculated to coerce the Go-father's policies and has emerged the greater vernment or to intimidate the unquestionably as community. In regard to the statesman. Chiang Kai-shek has political levy, contracting-in was apparently acquired a fresher and sounder outlook as a result of his substituted for contracting-out, a latest excursion to the wars.. An Trade Unionist, not being obliged understanding and a mutual con- to pay the political levy unless hefidence between these leaders is stated his willingness. to contri-potentially China's greatest oppor bute. In addition, it was provid-tunity for a decade.

ed that the political levy would be

BEVERLEY NICHOLS offers

A CHILD'S BEACH GUIDE.

Q.--Bother, may I take off the A. (sharply)-Unless you let

that crab escape I hope it will bite you hard. Q. What else does Mr. Ing-

lenook do, mother?

"

top of my bathing dress? - A-No. Q-Why not? A-Because it is against the

local regulations. Q-Who makes them, mother? A.-Mr. Inglenook and the other

towa councillors. Q-Doesn't Mr. Inglenook like! to see little boys without tops to their bathing dresses?

A-It isn't only little boys who

would take them off. Q.-Doesn't Mr. Inglenook like to see people's tops at all? A.-Mr. Inglenook has a very—

er-delicate mind. Q.-Would you mind if I took!

my top off, mother?

..of course

A.-Not personally.

not.

Q-Then, have you a very in-

delicate mind?

A. (harshly)-If you go on shak- ing the mineral water it will explode.

Q. Are the tops of French little boys different from the tops of English little boys, mother? A-Certainly not. Why? Q.-Because Francois says that

he's allowed to take off his ..top at Nice. A.That's quite different. Q-And Fraccols says that he'd jolly well take his top off wherever he was.. A.-(A sigh.).

Q-Supposing Mr.

Inglenook

went to Nice and saw Fran- cois without his top on, what would he do?

A. He would not be able to do

anything.

Q.-Supposing

Napoleon had

come to England and taken his top off, would Mr. Ingle- nook....

A. (sharply).-Unless you stop nibbling that seaweed you will come out in a rash. Q.-What else does Mr. Inglenook do besides seeing that little boys have their tops on? A-He arranges the local at-

tractions.

Q-D he put up all the iron

railings, mother? A-1. expect so. Q. Are iron railings

attraction?

a local

A-They are to prevent people!

falling into the sea.

Q. Would people fall into the

road, too, mother? A.What do you mean?

..

Then why do they have iron railings on both sides of the promenade? A.That is er for decora-

tion. Q-If the iron railings weren't there, would Mr. Inglenook fall into the road, mother? A.Do not be ridiculous. QIf Mr. Inglenook saw

little boy sitting on the iron railings without his top on.

"Grundie's the name-Mrs. L B. Grundie." "Pardon, Madam. Not the Mra. Grundy?

A. He sees that the local re- 'gulations are enforced, Q-Does he put out the lights

at eleven o'clock? A-I suppose 80. Q.--Why?

A. It is it is the custom of

the country.

Q. Why?

A. It is.

it is better for

people to go to bed.

Q. Why?

A.There is nothing else to do. Q-Why?

A.-Stop saying “Why?”. Q-Mother, when the lights have been put out, how can Mr. Inglenook be sure that nobody has taken his top off?.

A. (desperately)-Do not crunch.

your bull's-eyes so loudly ar I shall send you home. QWhat else does Mr. Ing-:

lenook do?

A-He sees that the town, is

kept up to date. Q-Has Mr. Inglenook ever-

been on the pier, mother?. A. Of course: Why? Q-Because only three of the penny-in-the-slot machines

work.

"

A-In that case, you will not be able to waste any more pen; nies.

Q-Has Mr. Inglenook ever

been in a taxi, mummy?

A. Why do you ask these ridi-

culous questions?

Q. Because only one of the taxis can go more than twenty.

A-That is quite fast enough. Q-Has Mr. Inglenook ever been to the Pavilion, ... mother? A-Why do you ask that? Q-Because the man who leads the band hadn't ever heard of "The Love Parade." AA good thing, too. Q-He could only play "You're the Cream in My Coffee," and Francois said that if" anyone played that now in France he'd be guillotined. A.-Francois is a silly little boy. Q. (suddenly)-Supposing ten thousand people suddenly took their tops off all at once..

A. (through clenched teeth).-It you go on picking the al- monds out of your nougat people will think that you are a guttersnipe. Q-Why do people come to the

seaside, mother?

A. To enjoy themselves and to

gain health.

Q. Do you enjoy yourself? A. (doubtfully)-Yes. Q.-Then why did you tell daddy that you were bored stiff and (Continued on Page 7.)

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