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[HUH! "DEAREST"! WHY DON'TCHA CALLYOUR- WIFE SOMETHIN'
ELSE?
By Small
I WILL, IF SHE DOESN'T. STOP SPENDIN' MY MONEY
TH' WAY SHE DOES!
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH., SATURDAY, MARCH 1,
SALESMAN SAM
THERE'S SOMEBODY AT) NO IT ISN'T, SWEETIE! IT'S JUST "THE DOOR, DEARIE!
SAM, THAT'S ALL-WERE GONNA TALK BUSINESS ON OUR WAY
"TO THE STORE
RING
DING
GOODBYE,DEAR! BE) YES, I WILL, DEAREST!
HOME EARLY!
SO LONG, DEAREST!
1930.
BAH JANUARY! OUR DULLEST
LIKE THE OLD POOL
MONTH! ALL GOIN' OUT-NUTHIN'/TABLE, GU22-YOU
COMIN' IN'! YOU'VE GOT TO
HELP ME OUT, SAM!
J.GUZZLEM Co
ALL ARAW HATS
REDUCED
CAN BANK ON ME!
HANKS HESE
COLD DINNER TODAY
FOR INSTANCE, A SALE OF. THESE LEAKY' HOT" WATER BAGS! GOOD IDEA, HUH?
TAKE
WON
NAW! "THAT WON'T HOLD
WATER!
Jo
YOUR IDEAS ARE PUNK, SAM! I'LL HAVE TA THINK OF ONE MYSELF! YOU'RE. ABOUT
AS MUCH HELP AS AN ANCHOR TO A
DROWNING
MAN!
*5. ¡GUZZLEM
OH, HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH THAT, |KITTY! I'LL SHOW HIM. I'M 100 PER
CENT BUSINESS BEFORE. "TH' „-
DAY'S OVER!
CPARIS A
DICTIONARIES
TODAY 678 PER WORD
WE'LL PUT ON A BIG SHIRT
SALE!
WHY, THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO SHIRTS WE GOT IN TH' STORE! HOW'RE YA GONNA PUT ON A
BIB SHIRT SALE WITH THEM?
J. GUZZLEM PRIVATE
EASY!" ONE IS SIZE 16 AN' THE OTHER'S A. 17!
ASSORTED HOUSE,BATH AND 12E KREEM BRIX
WALK IN ONE OUT
OH, I KNOW YOU WILL,
SAM!
USED TH
SNAP IS WHAT IS NEEDED, SAM! A SALE, THAT HAS TEETH IN IT!
YEAH? THEN I GOT IT! A SALE ON SAWS!
HEY!
THAT'S MY PLACE!
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HERE YA ARE, GU22! CUT OUT) FINE! ('M ABOUT TH' WORRYIN'! I GOT IT!
GOOFY FROM
"THINKIN'
CENSORED
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1992:
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