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SALESMAN SAM
THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, AUGUST 3, 1929.
YEAH- I WANT A MAN AS A LIFE SAVER DOWN HERE AT" "TH' BEACH, MR. HOWDY, FER SUNDAYS - IF YA CAN' SWIM YA
CAN HAVE TH' JOB!
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HERED TH' 'KEY TO YOUR LOCKER-
GET IN YOUR BATHING SUIT AN' MAKE IT SNAPPY! WE EXPECT A BIG CROWD T'DAY —
I GOTCHA,
Boss!
"
NOW THEY CAN ALL YELL FER HELP! THEY SHOULD
WORRY I'M HERE!
IT'S MY WIFE, MISTER!
SAVE HER AN' I'LL GIVE YA A GOOD CIGAR!
HELP HELP!!
By Small
OH BOY! KITTY SHOULD SEE ME
NOW! I'LL BET SHE'D BE
WILLING TA GO DOWN FOR TH
THIRO TIME TA BE SAVED
'BY THIS LIFE GUARD!
COMING, LADY! KEEP UP YOUR SPIRITS - AND TH' REST OF· Y'A- TILL I GET THERE!
HELP!
I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE IN BATHING TODAY: - I'M. JUST RECOTURING FROM MY OPERATION FOR APPENDICITIS - I WAS TAKEN WITH A PAIN IN MY! SIDE AND ONE DOCTOR SAID MY TONSILS HAD
TO COME OUT
WHILE ANOTHER ONE TOLD ME MY ADENOIDS WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE TO BE REMOVED! WELL, MY HUBBY MADE ARRANGEMENTS
WITH DOCTOR CUTTER -
AND HE WAS AWFULLY NICE, TOO! So CON-- SIDERATE OF MY FEELINGS!, REALLY I DON'T THINK HE'D HURT A CAT- MY HUSBAND THREW A FIT WHEN HE GOT "THE BILL FOR MY OPERATION OVER $2000
SAY, LADY, HOW MANY TIMES DID THEY GIVE YA CHLOROFORM?
YEAH?
YA DON'T
SAY?
CENSORED
WHY, ONLY ONCE!!
WHY DO YOU
ASK?
WELL, BY GOSH! IF I'DA BEEN TH' DOCTOR I'DA GIVEN IT TO YA TWICE! ONCE FOR THE
OPERATION
AND TH' SECOND TIME TA KEEP YA FROM TALKIN' ABOUT IT!
(the
1928, BY NCA SERVICE, INC.
SECOND WEEK
OF
WHITEAWAYS GREAT SALE
ON
TUESDAY, AUGUST 6th. FURTHER REDUCTIONS & BARGAINS
IN ALL DEPARTMENTS.
Our Store will be Closed for Business on MONDAY, August 5th.
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