THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER
1928.
DIZZ?
TOUGH! I'M SCARED I'M GOING
WHY?
TO LOSE MY JOBAT. THE SHOE FACTORY!
BECAUSE I CAN'T LAST
TEE-HEE
J. DISRAELI
BIELY DUGAN FLO
DIZZY
THIS JOB I GOT LASTING SHOES DOWN AT THE SHOE FACTORY
GIVES ME A SWELL IDEA FOR A
JOKE TO PULL ON THEM SMART ALECKS DOWN AT THE
CORNER
DIZZ
HOW THEY
GOINE
Wow!!
SAY, DUGAN THE BOOKKEEPER SAID IF ISEEN YOU I SHOULD GIVE YOU THIS NOTE
AFTER SEPTEMBER 22ND YOUR SERVICES WILL BE NO LONGER REQUIRED."
REG. U. S. PAT, OFF.
SALESMAN SAM
I'M TERRIBLY BUSY CORRECTING
EXAMINATION PAPERS AND CAN'T GET
OUT TO LUNCH = YOU WOULDN'T
MIND DOING THAT FOR ME, WOULD
YOU?
3
37
676=4 2-1-11
WHAT A CRUST! WANTIN' META BRING HER A BOTTLE OF MILK
AN' CRACKERS, 'CAUSE SHE HASN'T
GOT TIME TA GO OUT TO A
BEANERY!
DUCK EGGS: WERE A DIME A DOZ-NOW 10¢ FOR 12
1920, BY MEA SERVICE, UČN
By Small
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SAM! IT'S DOIN LITTLE FAVORS THAT BRINGS BUSINESS! ON YOUR WAY NOW -
ANI QUIT CRABBIN'!
WINE SAP EPPLES
10% A
GLASSFUL
VERY. STRIKING- SALE OF MATCHES
OH, IT'S SO NICE.
OF YOU, MR.HOWDY!
ME? HUH!YA MEAN MR.GUZZLEM! HE SAID HE'D FIRE ME IF I DIDN'T FETCH THIS STUFF OVER TO YA!
HAVE A CHAIR WHILE I EAT ~THEN WHEN THE KIDS' COME BACK TO SCHOOL
I'LL HAVE THEM RECITE FOR YOU!
141=17
Z
3978
xx
OH, HERE COME THE LITTLE DARLINGS NOW! WHEN THEY ARE SEATED, JUST ASK THEM THE ANSWER TO SOME EXAMPLE AND SEE HOW BRIGHT"
THEY ARE!
6×7=40
+3
370
TO THONE WHO TELLS ME. HOW MUCH 5 TIMES 96 IS, I'LL GIVE THIS NICE RED APPLE! AWRIGHT, JOHNNY! WHAT DO YOU THINK ITIS ?.
276!
6×10=10 15+5=32.
NOT SO GOOD, JOHNNY! AWRIGHT,
MABEL, LET'S HEAR WHAT YOU SAY 5 TIMES 96 EQUALS!
園
3018!
1. KNOW,
MISTER!
IN ORDER TA SAVĖ TIME, P'LL ASK YA ALL IN CONCERT THE ANSWER
To 5 TIMES 96!
423!
398/4! 399!
457/8!
TH' PRIZE BELONGS TÀ THIS YOUNG CHAR! I CONGRATULATE YOU, MY BOY! ..
WHY,MR.HOWDY! HOW DARE YOU GIVE HIM THE APPLE?
480 IS THE RIGHT ANSWER AND HE SAID 4573/8!
3*7-49 2-10=14
I KNOW IT! BUIT. YA GOTTA HAND. IT TO HIM AT
THAT —
©1928, BY NEA
HE WAS THE
CLOSEST OF TH'
WHOLE CLASS
WHITEAWAYS FOR DILLER VALUES