THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, 1928
J. BISRAELI
DUGAN
DIZZY
Those AFTER DINNER SPEAKERS HAVE A SOFT JOB!
AND IF YOU WÂNTTM TO MAKE SOME
EASY DOUGH JUST TAKE UP THAT
AFTER DINNER SPEAKING RACKET.
VEH, BUT AINT IT TOUGH TO GET UP AND SPEAK BEFORE A BIG
CROWD
IT'S TOUGH THE FIRST FEW MINUTES, BUT THEN EVERYBODY
WALKS OUT, AND.. IT'S EASY!
SALESMAN SAM
SUCH A FINE SPRING DAY: AS THIS A FELLA OUGHTA BE OUTDOORS="
!!
THATS RIGHT, GUZZ=YOU| TAKE CARE OʻTH' STORE AN'I'LL GO OUT AN" GET THE AIR FOR TH' BOTH OF
US =
G022LEM
4.ca:
PLUS PIANOS
PAE- PEELED GENENES
CHEEP
PRUNES
PICKLES
PARASOLS
·ETC ETC
POOL PARLOR
?
NOPE = NO SHOOTIN' POOL ON A NICE DAY LIKE THIS. = ('M
GONNA DRAPE MYSELF ON
́ONE O' “TH' PARK BENCHES=
Nick
✪ 108, BY KEA SERVICE, BIG,
By Small
OH BOY! AN EMPTY BENCH NOT OCCUPIED
'AN' A NEWSPAPER!
OUT OF ORDER
SACE
KEEP
OFF
FG, L. S. PAT.OFF
GOSH HANG IT! WHEN I SIT. HERE AN' SEE ALL TH' SWELL CARS GOIN' BY FEEL ABOUT AS BIG AS A FRECKLE ON A FLEA! WISH I WAS A BIG SHOT!
NOW THERE'S JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TA DO BE"PSYCHO
ANALYZED"! I CAN HAVE A FREE. ANALYSIS, TOO, BY PROFESSOR
BLAH! YEA BO! I'M ON MY WAY
TO SUCCESS AN' RICHES!
DUN'T EAT
DA. GRASS
SO YOU WORK FOR MR.J.GUZZLEM, EH? THAT'S SO MUCH TO YOUR BENEFIT, SON = MR.GUZŻLEM IS ONE OF THE TOWN'S SHREWOEST AND MOST SUCCESSFÜL BUSINESS MEN = COPY HIM! STUDY EVERY MOVE
HE MAKES! ETC ETC=
BUY OUR FROG'S LEGS NOW BEFORE THEY JUMP!
GOSH! THATS ALL NEWS. T'ME ABOUT GU22-1
ALWAYS SIZED HIM.UPi TA BE DUME!
PRIVATE
WALK
DIPLOMA
KNOW YE
J.GUZZLEM CO
WE NEVER CLOSE
FREE ADVICS TODAY 11/2 PRICE
DRY PAINT
STEP INTO MY PRIVATE OFFICE, SIR= IF YOU EVER EXPECT TO
SET TH' RIVER AFIRE YOU WILL
DO WELL TO FOLLOW MY
ADVICE =
ARE YA BACK, SAM?.
HATS DIRECT
FROM
HATTERAS
BLA
YEP! I'M BACK, GU22.! BACK
O' YOU!
GUZZIEM
of Ca
|SAY! ARE YOU ALL THERE?
FOR TH' LAST HALF HOUR YOU'VE BEEN CHASIN'
| AFTER ME – RIGHT AT
MY VERY HEELS! WHAT'S THE IDEA, ANYWAY?..
'AW, PIPE DOWN, GUZZ!: A PSYCHO ANALYST TOLD ME
T'DAY, I'D BE A
SUCCESS IN THIS
WORLD
IFI FOLLOWED
IN, YOUR
FOOTSTEPS!!
OFFICE
SWISS
WATCHES CHEESE CHEEP
1028, BY MEA SERVICE, ING, L
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