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FRIDAY, MARCH

PROTECT YOUR CAR tlcular Sub-Commission is com- by installing sposed of Government experts of the "PYRENE" Firo various military, naval and air Extinguisher.

forces of the Powers concerned "PYRENE" will and it has, in the main reported kill firo without

that it is necessary to study all damago. to the angino, woodwork armaments (land, sea and air) In or upholstery, combination in order to judge f Water spreads the possibilities of limiting or re- patrol fire; sard is inofficiont and will put the ongine out

ducing either one of them. The delegation of the British Empire

of action.

has made a very important de- "PYRENE" Ex-claration in which there occurs tinguisher is small the following "An "insular coun- in size, light in try with large oversea possessions weight and easy to

and interests is obliged to main- handle.

tain its forces for reasons which

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Thongkong Telegraph.

4, 1927.

DAY BY DAY.

THE FERSON WHO CORRUPTS THE FAITH OR TAINTS THE MORALS: OF

ANOTHER MAY COMMIT SUCH AN IN- JURY AS THE WHOLE WORLD COULD NOT COMPENSATE-Tucker,

"GOOD LUCK.”

REMARKABLE ESCAPE IN CAR 'SMASI'

Ten people had a most miracul- ous escape from death in a motor car smash at the junction of Bukit Timah Road and Cavenagh Road in Singapore last week.

The Very Idea!

Two Irishmon arranged to fight a duel with pistola, One of them was very stout, and when he saw his thin adversary ho raised an objection.

Some of the pupils of Mise Violet

"Look hero," he said, "I'm twien Capell have presented her with a

as big as he is. I ought to stand A Fiat car, No, S-254, owned and twice as far from him as bo is very handsome Spanish shawl, a

Boo, of 137 Orchard" Rond, was. gift which was greatly appreciate. driven by a Chinese, Mr. Ong Polt from as

"Ro aisy, now," replied the The Musicale advertised for coming along the Bukit Timah second. "I'll soon put that right." He took a piecu of chalk and 10th March at the Helenn May In-Road in the direction of Singaporo, stitute is cancelled and will take and just as it reached the cross drew two lines down the stout place on 17th March Instead roads a Ford ear, going towards man's cont. Advt.

Thompson Road, came out of

"Now," he said, "fire away. But Cavenagh Road. The Fiat driver remember, any hits outside the Major W. G. Oliveerona, Engi-pplied his brakes, but was unable chalk lines do not count." necr-in-chief of the Board of to stop in time, and the enra met Kwangtung Conservancy Works, with a terrific impact. Canton, arrived here with Mrs. Oliveerona por s.s. Paul Lecat leave of from Sweden after a about 10 months.

differ from those applicable to con- Thus, for tinental countries. example, the navy of an island two Power is maintained for primary reasons:-(a) The safe, guarding of its trade routes, com- Another Chinese woman has merce, and food; and (b) the de-been admitted into the Govern- ment Civil Hospital suffering from fence of its own coasts and those the effects of drinking "Lysol." of outlying parts of its empire. A This constitues the Afth case in maritime empire, in view of its police records of a would-be sui- cide resorting to a disinfectant es grent responsibility for safeguard a means of doing away with bor- ing its lines of communication, re-self. quires a navy which is affected only to a certain degree by the size of navies of neighbouring countries. The same brand prin. tiples apply with regard to the armies maintained. The armies

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The Ford was turned completely over in the road, wheels in the ais, and the occupants pinned under- neath, while the Fiat was hurled across the road into the deep and wide drain.

SHIP'S OFFICER ROBBED.

"I stay at home on every

night,"

Is what the husband anid. Don't give him too much

credit, 'cause

The man was sick in bed,

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Solicitor, to a lodger, at Bow County Court: You must try to restrain your wife's temper and avoid quarrels In the house. The lodger: To be candid with you, I don't like broaching the subject

The only casually was the Forl When Sir Claude Alexander's driver, who sustained a superficial eat disappeared recently from the cut on the throat, and is in the cat show at the Crystal Palace," General Hospital suffering from there was considerable stir in Police were set shock. None of the others were many quarters. injured.

on the trial, households mourned It is said that neither car-driver and there was tumult and shout- sounded the horn when approach-ing on all sides. Then, lo! after ing the cross-roads, and from the many days, during an Mr. K. S. Morrison, a popular appearance of the vehicles, which recital, Pussy crawled out from officer in the Scottish Company of are in a state of almost complete aniong the pipes of the palace's. the Volunteer Defence Corps, re-wreckage, both must have been big organ. turned from Home by the 9.9. An- travelling very fast. One wheel tonor yesterday. Other passen of the Ford is missing, the hub Willesden man: He struck me gars included the Rev. Dr. T. W. and a few aplinters of the spokes on the landing-or, rather, on the DAVIDSON—On March 3rd, at

Pearce, Mr. A. Duncan, Mrs. Hay being still attached to the axle.top of the stairs at the back of my The Peak Hospital, to Mr. and Mrs. A. Davidson, No. 6, Sai-of continental nations are maia-loy Bell, Lt. Col. and Mrs. L. W. The windscreen of the Ford was hend

Lower, Mr. G. F. Wheatcroft. smashed to atoms and a piece of

Woman at Willesden: He was fying glass was probably the cause Terrace, Shaukiwan, a trined with the primary object of

A fireman of 8.3. Paul Beau, was of the cut on the driver's throat. bound over a year age, and tho protecting their country from ag-

invested. with the King's Two large cushions in the Fiat first thing he did when he camo gression. The army of a mari-

Medal. al the Legislative had the words "Good Luck" en out of the peace was to hit me time empire is maintained to sup- Council

yesterdaybroidered on them in large letters. | wgain. for his maritor- morning, bly the needs of its oversen comious work in connection with the mitmants. Even more than in boiler explosion on board that ves- the case of the pavy, it is true to sel last year. The investiture was private, Mr. Coyah, the Shipping say that the size of the army is Master, making the introduction. practically independent of the size

The Messageries Maritimes 8.8. of the armies of its neighbours." Paul Lecat arrived from Europe The declaration proceeded to deal on Wednesday afternoon, with 127 passengers, of whom eight saloon with some of the intricacies of ad-travellers were disembarking here,

buring the absence from his justing the relationship between Amang these were Mrs. C.M.

Lindsay Woods, Miss Chater. enbin on board the 3.8. Lok Sang, an army and a navy, and ended Major Oliveerona and Mr. S. of Mr. C. Trott, the Chief Oficer,

Woman at Bangor: She was by warning against any attempt to Teissier, attached to the French small boy entered the room and reduce dissimilar factors to one Consular Service, all from Mar-was later seen leaving with the that drunk that she knocked at the officer's wallet in his bands. On theatre stage door, thinking it was common denominator-an attempt

being chased, the boy ran along my door. which would be almost certain to

The American film "Sparrows," the deck and jumped into the har- When the boy was rescued which has been severely critics-bour. lend to the adoption of an area in the Singapore press, has it was found that the wallet had bitrary ratio bearing no relation been temporarily banned by the disappeared, apparently having to the realities of the case." censor, and was to be viewed by dropped into the harbour.

the Singapore Appeal Board last The youth, who gave his age as There is a lot of optimism, pre- Thursday. The picture was er eleven, was charged before, Mr. gram received yesterday that the valent, however, that a satisfacticised on the score that it was al-T. W. Schofield, at the Kowloon Preparatory Commission for a Dis-tory solution of the general dis-

Magistracy this morning with larreny of a wallet containing $38 armament problem is attainable,

in money, two deposit receipts for armament Conference is due to

$8,000 and a master's certificate. meet again on March 26th, when although it is clear that there has to be a lot of hard thinking and

He was also charged with stealing much goodwill if that attainment is

a stop watch and silver watch

FRIDAY, MARCH 4 1927.

DISARMAMENT.

The question of disarmanent is destined to loom up large during the present year, not only because of President Coolidge's invitation for a conference on naval limits tion, which has been accepted by Great Britain and also by Japan, but because of the big programme of the League of Nations in this matter. It was stated in a tele-

it will have before it the whole of

the work done by various technical sub-Commissions, and it is hoped- that it may be possible to draw up a programme and fix a date for a full International Disarmament Conference. In Britain's reply to the United States, published on Tuesday, it was stated that the views of the British Government upon the special geographical posi-. tion of the British Empire, the length of inter-Imperial communi- cations and the necessity of pro- tectiou for its food supply, to- gether with the special conditions and requirements of the other countries invited must be taken

to be nehieved.

The Money-Makers."

'seilles.

most exclusively concerned with the ill-treatment of children.

ORPHAN RECOMMENDED FOR to her.

WAITS' CLUB.

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The Coroner's inquest on the death of Mr. William Anthony Lavender, 39 years of age, an as sistant the Straits Settlements from a draw. Public Works Departments station, i The defendant pleaded guilty to ed at Jasin, was held at Singapore the charge of theit of the wallet, last week before Mr. F. G. Bourne.but denied taking the watches. Mr. Lavender was shot by an t- His Worship ordered the defen- known person in Malacca on Jan-dant to receive ten strokes of the The manner in which officials ofuary 31, and died as the result of cane and to be detained for 48 Chinese Labour Unions and boy-a wound in the head in the Gener.. hours. cott organisations make fortunes Hospital, Singapore, on February When told that the defendant under the pretence of patriotic ac-8 The Coroner found that de- was an orphan and slept in the tivity was admirably illustrated in ceased was shot by some person streets, his Worship recommended the pews from Kiukiang which we unknown and that the act which the case to be sent to the Sergeant yesterday reprinted from

caused death was committed out- in charge of the Waifs Club for Shanghai newspaper," One inside the jurisdiction of His Ma- consideration. stance was cited in which British jesty's Coroner for the Settlement goods said to have been burned of Singapore."

by the Boycott Committee were re- moved and sold for the benefit of

Amongst the passengers depart-

DUMPED BODY.

Nottinghamshire wife: My hus- band broke the Commandments, so I broke the vases.

I am not a showman-Mr. A. J. Cooks.

The smell of the grease paint has been as magic to me.- Constance Collier.

The reality of the spiritual

world is the sheet anchor of reli- gion-Sir Oliver Lodge.

Singing the National Anthem or the Red Flag will not solve our difficulties. Mr. C. T. Cramp.

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Much unnecessary sazzaam has`· been expended on the large crowd that vainly awaited the arrival of the now famous Mrs. Christie at King's Cross.

We understand that the real motive of the mass meeting was to catch a glimpse of the woman who, according to the newspaper photo- graphs, possessed no fewer than 17 distinct faces.

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Fair..one (to tourist who is shaving outside his tent)-Do you always shave outside?"

Tourist-Certainly! Do you think I am fur-lined?":

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A selection of schoolboy "howlern" has been issued by Lyric Publications, Sussex; in booklet form. They have been compiled by Mr. Colln M'Ilwaine during a recent tour of a number

Here are a few:-

a. Labour Union, the godown in ing for Home to-morrow by the which they had been stored being P. and O. liner Mantua is Mr. Jater set fire as a "blind.” Then P. W. Ramsay, of Taikoo Docks,

FATHER FINED $100. figuren were quoted showing the who is going on leave. Mr. Ram- huge sums

That the prosecution was taken which the Labour say is a most enthusiastic Volun-in the interests of the public was into account, and it is here that Unions have been securing from teer, having been for the past two the view expressed by Dr. Pope of schools in the south of England.

the Chinese Chamber of Commerce years C.Q.MLS of the Scottish one comes up against the real pro-at Kiukiang for permission to re- Company, and it may be recalled when he appeared, at the Central move cargo from the Britisk hulks, that Lieut. Col. L. G. Bird, the Magistracy this morning, in the case in which a. Chincho was Commandant, recently and it is stated that some of the Corps Labour leaders have now attained thanked him on behalf of the

charged, on remand, with dump- undreamed of affluence. Incidental Corps for His work in this connessing the botly of his infant son, who bicycle wheels, to make them run ly, the Indirect association of the on.

C.Q.M.S. Ramsay will be had died from small-pex. Nationalist Government with these particularly missed on Volunteer Labour Unions was clearly proved field days. In the catering ar

blem of any disarmament proposal -the adjustment of the various nations' needs to any rule or de- cision. Not only as regards the work at Geneva but also in regard

Dr. Pepe said, that here had been

The sublime is a hairy deposit in a cold receptacle.

Barbarians are things put in

smoothly.

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There are two autumns in the the an extraordinary number of small-molecule which inhabits to President Coolidgo's invitation. by the correspondent from whom rangements for the Halloween, St. Dox cases which were not reported bottom of rivera.

The Menal Straite are spanned Great Britain will have to insist we are quoting. The main fact Andrew's Ball and Burns Night lately, and he asked for a heavy on her special needs as an insular with which we are at the moment celebrations, Mr. Bamsay has a fine, as the authorities would like by a tubercular bridge.

concerned, however, is the fresh ways taken a prominent part, and to impress upon the public the Teacher-How did Queen of power and for this reason will pos-evidence now forthcoming of how much of the success of these point that small-pox cases must be sibly be called upon to make some these Labour agitators reap an-events has been due to his efforts reported, otherwise they could not Sheba travel when she went.to see

deal with it.

Solomon?" important pronouncements on a told wealth as a result of their as- His many friends will wish him a

No one ventured to answer. sociation with boycott and similar pleasant holiday in the Old Coun.

"Could she have gone by the subject which is bristling with

We all know that try. movements. diflculties. It is easy to agree in that was the case in the hongkong-

railway?" the teacher asked.

"Yes," sald one small girl. Canton boycott, and it is clear that principle, but it might be very

"Indeed," inquired the teacher.

hard to agree on concrete pro-

"I should like to know how that

ponals.

could be."

it is equally true of other parts very well come when the Nation- of China as well. Indeed, it is not alist Government will regret that too much to say that many Chinese it over gave such individuals and

Eo much rop have found a new and most pro- organisations

"Well," responded the child, the Bible says she came with a great train,"

In the present case, the defen- dant had rendered himself diable to a summone for failure to notify the Health authorities, but Dr. Popo was not proceeding on this, and he asked for the withdrawal of this summons in view of the the penalty to be inflicted on fitable calling by associating them- Meantime, the lesser lights in boy charge of dumping. selves with auch movemonts, and cott and strike movements would Defendant said he was taking so long as they are allowed to exer- do worse than ponder over the the remains to the Mortuary, to

Yesterday's health return showa in the report of Sub-Commission cinc any influence we may expect tremendous sums which their save funeral expenses.

three cases of small-pax and two A of the Preparatory Commission to see continuous recurrences of leaders make while they

boycott and similar activity, It selves have to be content with the Mr. R. E. Lindsell recorded of typhoid. All were Chinese ex- which was made public at Home is to the interests of these people smallest crumbs from the rich conviction, and imposed nine ofcepting one imported Indian case

$100.

of small-pox... aome few weeks ago. This par-

to foment trouble, and the day may men's tables.

Some definite evidence of the complicated character of the pro blem of disarmament is provided

them-pour.

He was

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