THE "HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,
SATURDAY, JANUARY 9, 1926.
ALESMAN AM
12/13/25
WHEW! I NEVER PUT IN SUCH A HARD DAY'S WORK IN MY LIFE
BEFORE I'M ALL IN...
SERVICE!
by Swart-
„O1925 ́BY NEX" SERVICE, INC.
GINITE 'GUZZ
G'NITE SAM -- NOW, DONT FORGET ~' GET DOWN HERE AT 7:30 TornORROW MORNING - WE'LL HAVE A BUSY DAY
TOMORROW
"
NOW THAT I'VE GOT ALL THESE EGGS FROM YOU - FOLKS-ALL I NEED 15.. HAM, AND I COULD HAVE. SOME HAM AND EGGS
DAWGONIT-T WISH T [COULD MAKE A LOT OF |MONEY-BELIEVE ME- IF
I ONLY HAD A CHANCE I'D MAKE GOOD
YOU'RE TH
HAM
OH BOY- HOW, TO GET RICH. QUICK- I'LL LEARN· TO WRITE PLAYS FOR TH STAGE AND MAKE.
BIG MONEY
GET RICH
QUICK-
LEARN TO WRITE
HADAS HORE
TODAY ONLY
3 FOR 354 TAKE ONL
ASPORTED
R.P.
(CEMENT
PLAYS FOR THE
STAGE 1 MOVIES
ROAZ: BIFF
WE TEACH YOU
2007
ALSO
CELLULOID
FRYING PANS:
'STOVES
PIDES'
COFFEE POTS AND CIGARETTE HOLDBRY
UPSTAIREMI
YEAH GUZZ-I'M TH' AUTHOR OF THIS PLAY- 50 I KNOW IT'S GOOD
SHM-H- NOT SO LOUD - WHAT'S TH BIG IDEA? - ARE YOU TRYING TO LET EVERY —
BODY KNOW YOU ARE..
TH' AUTHOR 7.
YESSIR - THIS BOOK WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO WRITE PLAYS IN 2. LESSONS. AND WE SELL THIS BOOK FOR ONLY 1042 NICKELS - ONE TENTH OF A DOLLAR ONLY A THIN DIME
I'LL TAKE IT
DIAMONOS
$1000 EA.
54
BAG FULL
TH'LO GUZZ- SAM TALKING SAY -
1. QUIT MY JOB-I'VE GOT A REAL ONE NOW WRITING PLAYS FOR TH' MOVIES AND THE STAGE- I'LL LOOK YOU UP. SOMETIME AFTER I'VE MADE MY FIRST MILLION OR SO
Post
Bills
NO
WET PAINT
PLEASE
Do Not
HANDLE
ONE MONTH LATER HEY GUZZ THEY'RE GONNA USE MY PLAY AT TH' METROPOLITAN THEATRE TONIGHT- C'MON WITH ME IN MY BOX SEAT AT TH OPENING-
TONIGHT, HUH?!!!!
CERTAINLY. I'LL GO, SAM
THAT NIGHT
FESH
FRISH
ACT ON
TODAY
'WHAT'S TH' DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
A CAT AND A CEMENT.. SIDEWALK - ADOLPHÚS?
AW- DAS EASY - NEITHER ONE CAN.
PLAY A PIANO
THE
END
AUTHOR!
AUTHOR
AUTHOR!
AW.C'MON OUT ON ALLRIGHT,
TA: STAGE. SAM - THE AUDIENCE HAD KGONE WILD QUER YOUR PLAY' AND
WANT TO SEE. TH' AUTHOR
MANAGER- I'LL GIVE THEM A LITTLE TALK ON HOW TO
BE A GREAT SUCCESS
LIKE ME
LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN-
I TAKE GREAT
PLEAS
WHITEAWAY'S
NEXT
DAY
MORNIN' SIR-
I HAVE A BOOK HERE
ON
"HOW TO GET-RICH"-
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FOR STANDARD VALVES