HONGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, JUNE 20, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN ŞAM
"DOOMED
TO AN JUHTIMELY
DEATH TOMORROW KTH DAY
OF THE BIG BULL-FIGHT
THE WHICH 19AM WILL FIGHT TH
MOST
Í VICIOUS GULL IN
GRAIN TO HOLD | UP THE HONOR BESTOWED
Орон
HIM FOR
KILLING
IS BULL
ATTHIMI
| TOURNAMENT
WHATELI DO GUZZ7
CONT GET OUT OF IT: AND IF I GET INTO TH
ARRANGED TO HOUL
THE
ARENA WITH THAT. BULL,' ATTENDANT THON
I'M DONE FOR
UTH BULL AND
When he INT:
-LOOKING SHOOT THIS DOPE IN
TH BULE'S LE HE'LL BE
EASY A AKITTEN FOR
YOU THEN
Anybody Want to Trade Places With Sam?
GOLLY, WHAT EIN AWFU
LOOKING BULL
HUARN. UP HEARTH ATTENDANT
COMING
F NOIS SHOW YOU ZE BULL YOU EEZ TO FIGHT DEEZ WAY, GENTLEMEN
MOM'N FOP
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GET THE STEP, LADDER TO HANG THAT PICTURE? YOU CAN'T REACH- HIGH ENOUGH STANDING ON A CHAIR - BESIDES YOUR SHOES WILL SCRATCH THE
SEAT
WELL, WHERE IS THE DURN THING -? I COULDN'T FIND IT.
I HAD IT THIS MORNING TO CLEAN THE LIGHT GLORES IN DOT'S
BEDROOM
The Logical Location
EVERYTHING 4'WANT AT HOUSECLEANIN TIME IS EITHER UPSTAIRS OR IN THE ATTIC -
IS THE STEP LADDER IN HERE
DOT P
BOOTS AND HER. BUDDIES
SMATTER BOOTS: LOST SOMETHIN'?
YES! HAVENT SEEN TWEETUMS ALL EVENING I WONDER IF ANYTHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE DEAR? WHTT-WHT-T, HERE HONEY
THERE UMS IS!
WE'VE BEEN JUST MOST WORRIED SKCK ABOUT YOU.YES WE HAVE!
Jimmie Had It Coming:
WHAT'O'VE MEAN,
WE ?.
WELL BLESS UMS
LITTLE HEART [
HD OG DET LOSTED FROM BOOTSY ?
WASHINGTON TUBBS 11
THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET HERE! BIG DAY - BUSY 'TILL WAY LATE
DELIVERING GROCERIES. MISSED
DINNER DIDN'T WE?
MW! NINE O'CLOCK AN HAVEN'T EVEN
'SEEN A
PICKLE
SAY; I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DINNER-NOT
A RECEPTION
DO YOU EAT NEVER DID, GOLDFISH?
IT'S A PICNIC BUT THEY FORGOT TO TELL US TO BRING OUR
OWN LUNCH.
BUT I'M
GAME
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
WHAT!! AINT THIS TH
BULL?!!!
WHY NO DEES IS
J004T A YOUNG CALF
BY SWAN
GREAT SLOTT!!! WHAT DOES TH BULL LOOK LIKE T
Lassitude
is a sure sign of a weakened system. Build up strength now - before serious illness has n charice to grip you. Ask for
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all,
BY MEA"SURVICE, ING
•
NO -IT ISN'T! AMY HAD IT LAST
"ASK HER. ---
DAD BLAME IT. YOU
WOULDN'T LET ME
DO THAT!
WHAT'S THE
"HURRY WASH?!
MAYRE SHE
DIDN'T PAY
HER GROCERY
BILL
ILL BE RIGHT
·BACK-ER- JUST GOING OUT FOR A SITE TU
EAT.
OMY
ONYO
By Taylor
WELL IF THAT LITTLE DICKENS HAD IT I SPOSE IT'S IN THE PANTRY!!
WHY, COURSE I WILL,"
OMMIE TWEETUMS WON'T MIND A BIT!
MARIN
THE BOSS'LL DOCK ME A WEEKS PAY
FOR FORGETTING THESE GROCERIES.
By Martin
By Craze.
FUNNY STORIES.
WHY THEY GO TO THE CINEMA' Father: For an undisturbed nap. Mothor: To get away from the family.....
Willie: To explain all the tricks to Las house.
Sister: To see the latest styles. The Maid: To bo with the chauffeur in solitude.
The Chauffeur: To be with the maid in solitude.-Penn State Froth
DON'T BOAST.
On the boat train a visitor from the United States was comparing the extensive railways of America with the short systems of the United Kingdom.
Say," he said, "I can board the cars in my home state of Kentucky at seven in the morn- ing, I can travel all that day and all that night, and at eight the next morning I am still in Ken- tucky. I guess the Old Country can't show anything like that."
"Ab" replied a voice, from behind a paper, we have got trains like that but we don't boast about them."-Tit-Bite.
THE SILVER LINING.. "Good beavens! Pretty badly smasted up, aren't you? Any- body with you?" "Yes, the chap who was trying to sell me the car."
THE LADY'S REPLY.
For reasons of economy a certain dowager had to part with Her faithful and efficient butler. She gave him a cordial reference to a prospectivo employer. Det
A few days later she was annoyed to get a catechism of questions from this lady: "Was he courteous, gentlemanly. honest, and of distinguished. ap- pearance"?"
Το which she Toplied "The Dowager Lady Blank wishes to say that if her butler owned half the virtues enumoraled ho would have married him herself years ago."
WELL, IT WAS," "
With the object of becoming a citizen of the United States, one Jacob Provinsky filled in a naturalization form. Threo of the questions he answered thus. : Name: Jacob. Provinsky. Born: Yes.
Business: Rotton.-Tit Bita.
THE WEALTHY ONE. "Bix of my sons are studying. to, be artists and writers, the seventh is learning to be a brick layer."
"Aren't you rather optimistio, thinking that he can support the six of them" ?-Fliegends Blatter Munich.
A FINE. HOSTESS
Making It Easy for Himself
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE
THAT VASE OF MOM'S ALONE-I'D HATE TO
BE IN YOUR SUCES-VIAIT:
TILL. MOM SEES IT! BOY! WHAT SHE WOATT. DO TO YOU!!
D'YA SPOSE
SHE'LL WHIP MB, MS9BE
AE
BROKE
IT, MOM
YOU BROKE MY NICE VASE THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME ON {CHRISTMAS? WHY TAGALONG! HOW
CAN YOU 85 SO
BAD? YOU KNOW
WHAT I DO WHEN ONE OF MY BOYS
IS SO BAD, DONY
YOU?
17 WUZ J-JUST A ACCIDENT,
MOM!
WELL! WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ACCIDENT, IF YOU
PLEASE
IT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T GET
SPANKED FOR!!
BY BLOSSER
Delicious,
Wholesome Nourishlog
· FOR BABIKS," FOR INVALIDE.
Nestle's Food.
Invaluable to Hot Clima al qu.
THE BEST FOOD.
In Cases of Diarrhoe, -
Oholora InfanEKORD;
Etc.