| HONGKONG TELEGRAPH SATURDAY, MAY 23, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR
THE KIDDIES.
$ALESMAN $AM
FOR SALE FONE FIRST CLASS
DONKEY APPLY INSIDE
YEAH SAM- MAC COULDNT PAY HIS FURNITURE BILL, SO HE GAVE ME HIS DONKEY TO SETTLE IT
HEY!
WHEW!- YOU SURE. LOST MONEY ON THAT
DEAL
Sam Makes a Jackass Outta Guzz
DONT WORRY- I KNOW HOW TO SELL HIM AND MAKE MONEY 50 IF ANYBODY COMES IN AND WANTS TO BUY "HIM, CALL ME-
UNDERSTAND ?
YEMIR
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THAT DONKEY YOU HAVE FOR SALE HERE...
VESSIA-
OH GUZZ- SOMEBODY WANTS TO SEE
400
BY SWAK
Too much Sun
saps the vitality and " lowers the system. Scott's Eniulsion will balance excessive loss of strength and protect you against chills. Insist on genuine
Scott's Emulsion
brings health to all.
MOM'N FOP
HOUSE CLEANING - BLAK!!
SAVE THEIGHT Pet
GOING HOME AP
Ehting's my m
THEN STARTING
TE
CLEMvinaŃ RUGS AND
PRÁVNEJATE WALL
I DON'T TANCE IT
1 30 HARD SAM
# THIS IS Turf:
TIME OF YEAR WREN ALL Cool
MEN SHOULD
COME YO THE
AID OF THE HOUSE WIFE
Talk Is Cheap Anyway
MEAN THERE S AN EXAMPLE OF A NOBLE INDUSTIKUMS MUSÕNAD GOING TEŃ ROUNDS WITH AN ORIENTAL AN SAVING HIS SOND wire A ver OF EXTEA WORK JUST THINK HOW MUCH SHE'LL ADORECIATE- HIS TIMELY
ASSISTANCE IN HER "GREAT HOUR
OF NEEL-N
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
FEL BE READY IN
A JIFFY ALL RIGHT! JIMME
NO
HURRY!
SO! YOU'RE TH KINKY HEAD WIOS BEEN SPOILIN MY FUN AROUND HERE! SINCE YOU ARRIVED GET AS MUCH ATTENTION FROM BOOTS AS A KIDDY CAR" IN, AN AUTO SHOW !
WASHINGTON TUBBS
014, BERTIE. WILL
YOU 4K, MY SHOE -
VTS COME OMHOOKED
SURE THINC
AW HECK! DOTTIE'S BEEN
LETIN' THAT HAM DO NICE
THINGS FOR HER
ALL EVENING
/Playmates- Gr-z-r!
ASK FOR A DATE AN I'M OUTTA LUCK CAUSE. SHE'S TELLIN' YOU A BED TIME STORY OR IF DO GET ONE I HAVE TWAIT THREE HOURS WHILE YOU'RE TAKIN' YOUR BATH TWEETUMS TWEETUM YUH!
PLAY MONDERFULLÝ,
BERTIE
LL
CEF SHE. DIDN'T AST.
ΜΕ ΤΟ
PLAYA
DON'T CARE IF YOU DO HAVE TO GO TO DANCE TONIGHT mai YOURE GOING TO HELA ME WARRY THESE RUGS OUTSIDE PAST. SO POR.CAN START
CLEANING THEM AS SOON AS I
HE GETS MOME
OH, JIMME-IM SO GLAD YOU AN TWEETUMS ARE GETTING TBE SUCH CHUMS! HE'S BEEN KINDA RESTLESS TODAY AN ILL BET HE'S JUST BEEN LONESOME FOR YOU!"
LET'S STEP, BERDE- I JUST LOVE TO DANCE WITH YOU.
So He Came Right Back!
ISN'T THERE /SOMETHING I CAN DO FOR
YOU, COTTE? HUR?
¿YIJJAH)
ARENT YOU AWFULLY 'PROUD THAT HE'S SO
·FOND OF YOU ?
SURE
YOU CAN RUN DOWN, AND GET SOME NEW PHONO GRAPH NEEDLES --YOU KNOW- THE KIND THAT PLAY A THOU- SAND RECORDS
BUT THAT'S
By Taylor
By Martin
YEAH-DON'T YOU HEAR US PLAYIN
FOOLISH, DOTTIE
TOGETHER?
By Craze.
A THOUSAND RECORDS'
WHY YOU AIN'T GOT THAT
MANY!
·CRAUS
BY BLOSSER
FUNNY STORIES.
BETTER DOLLARS.....
You boom to forget, my dear, that the dollar I earn is worth only 65 per cent of the dollar your father earned.
"Well, why don't you earn butter dollars."-Kansas City. Star..
PREFERRED CREDITOR Wife so many bills. I don't know where to begin.
Hubby-Begin with the but- cher. I have to pass his shop on the way to work every morning.-Life.
SEEING DOUBLE: Giff-When you were in Holly- wood, did you attend any party. of movie stars?
Gaff-No, but I had a wild time one night with a gang of their substitutes. Life...
UNCLE WANTED IT.
Small Boy-I want some medi- cine to reduce flesh.
Shop Kooper-Anti-fat? Bog-No, uncle.-Tit-Bits.
JUST AS HE THOUGHT.. The story is told of an' engraver in the Bureau of Engraving at... Washington who, went to Now York shortly after the new twenty-dollar yellow back notes were issuad. Ho tried to pay his bill with one of the new notes, but the clerk said it was worth- less.
"Way," said the engraver, "of course, it's good. I made it my- self last week."
That's what I thought," said the clork as he rane for the house detective.-Tit-Bits.
SNEEZE IT
A young Russian was introduc- ed to an aged Englishman, who was slightly deaf.
Just before the Russian bowed he sneezed.
"
"Of course," "said the English- man, "I know your fathor well." --Tit Bits.
FROM INSIDE THE TAXI First Voice-Would you mind changing seats with me?
Second Voice-Why? First Volce-I'm loft-handed.- Georgin Yellow Jacket.
CROSSWORD WAFFLES. Wife-Would you like some nice waffles this morning, dear?
Hub-No, thank you Holon. They look too much like fried cross-word puzzles and I'm fed up on them-Boston Transcript. A WOODEN WEDDING.. Mary Whatis a wooden wed-" ding. Jack?
Jack-Don't you know? It's two Polos gotting married-An-
swers.
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
DID YOU GET THE LOAF OF BREAD I
SENT YOU FOR?
FULL-OV
BAKERY WAS
CLOSED
CLOSED? IT COULDNT
BE CLOSED THIS TIME.
OF DAY
WELL, IT
DID YOU TRY
WAS CLOSED JUST TH"
SAME
THE DOOR?
'WUZZAT NO USE 'CAUSE THEY VAS, A. SIGN ON,
TH DOOR HOME
COOKING!!
WHOLESOME
ONLY GUARANITES M
TOOTHSOME
OYALT
TRYSOME
(From all stores)