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YOUNG MAN
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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MAY 2, 1925, FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIS.
GOODNESS I'M LATE FOR WORK AND GUZZ HAS A LOT OF DICTATION FOR ME-GUESS I'LL WAIT IN FRONT OF THIS BUTCHER SHOP FOR A STREET-AR
Don't Crowd, Boys
WONDER WHATY WRONG?
EVERY BODY THAT PASSES LAUGHS, STAFE AND GIGGLE AT ME GO AHEA AND LOOK AT ME
·YOU FOOR DUM BELLS
YOUNG MAN WANTED
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MOWN. POP
DOT- OH, DOTE DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY PEARL BEADS?
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
"ANOTHER· LETTER, FROM MARG! SEE THEY'RE IN BERMUDA
| NOW! SHE SAYS THEY HAVE
HAD THEIR FIRST SCRAP– BOB. THINKS SHE IS SPENDING
TOO MUCH
THERE NOW, HAVEN'T
I ALWAYS SAID
HE WASN'T GOOD, ENOUGH FOR ME!
ASHINGTON TUBBS 11
COOD CANDY.
DOTTIE. WHERE'D
YOU BUY IT?
BERTRAM WAS OVER TODAY HE BROUGHT IT.
DOT- WILL YOU STOP PLAYING
THAT PIANO AND COME
UPSTAIRS I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU m
DO HOPE MARG IS CAREFUL! BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL'S PLACE
TO HELP A MAN ALL SHE CAN!
The Weekly Roundup
IS IT ANY WONDERI COULDN'T FIND MY BEADS? - I SUPPOSE THOSE ARE My New EAR RINGS AND COMB, TOO -
A Good Theory, But-
THATS JUST. TH TROUBLE WITH TH GIRLS NOWADAYS! I DONT WONDER THAT YOUNG MARRIED MEN HAVE SUCH A TOUGH TIME GETTING A START!
BERTRAM · BROUGHT IT' SAY-1-THOUGHT YOU
WASN'T EVER GONNA SPEAK
TO HIM AGAIN'
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
YEAH-AN IF WASHINGTON'S „BIRTHDAY WOULDNTA COME ON SUNDAY THIS YEAR WE WOULDA, GOT A HOLIDAY= I WISH I'D
GET TU MUMPS OR SOMETHIN
SO I COULD STAY HOME
·FROM SCHOOL ONCE!!
SO DO L-GO
AN GET YER BOOKS AN TU
WAIT FOR
YA
Shucks! ILL NEVER GET USED
THESE KINDA SPECKS!
I WASN'T
UNTIL HE BROUGHT THIS)
CANDY
YES-SOMETIMES I'M AFRAID THAT THE MODERN GRL ISNT VERY ECONOMICAL!
WHY.MOM
NOU WEREN'T USING THEM-
RIGHT AGAIN! ALL THEY THINK OF IS SPENDING TH MONEY!!DON'T BELIEVE. IT EVER ENTERS THEIR HEADS THAT THEY
MIGHT SAVE A LITTLE!!
THEY OUGHTTA BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!
BUT THINK OF EVERYTHING THAT BIC. BUM'S DONE DETECTIES AFTER M 'N'EVERYTHING' WHY YOU' SAID
He Wants to Be Exposed
WHATSA MATTER WITH TAS? MES
GOT GREEN GLASSES ON, NON?
TELEPHONE,
BOOTS!
"NOW'DON'T SCOLD 'YOUR SWEET BABY' SOMEONE HAS TO BRING ME
CANDY AN IF
BERTRAM
DON'T
HE HAS A LITTLE EYE TROUBLE, SO I
PUT THOSE
ON KIM- RUN ALONG TO SCHOOL NOW-
By Taylor
BUT NOW THAT YOU ARE GOING OUT I SUPPOSE YOU'LL
WANT YOUR NEW SATIN
PURSE, BAR PIN AND
SHOE. BUCKLES!!
→ AW GEE, JIMME ! LES DON'T STAY HOME T'NIGHT! THERES
By Martin
A PIP OF A SHOW AT THE "PALACE” THIS WEEK N'EN WE CAN TAKE
IN TH BAMBOO GARDENS AFTERWARDS 12??
N'BESIDES, WASH, THOUGHT YOU'D ENJOY JUST- HEAPS
By Cra
OH WELL, I DON'T, CARE SO LONG'S HE BRINGS CANDY- BUT NIX ON TH
ROSIES.
BRAVE
BY BLOSSER
WHY DIDNT YA GET TH WHOOPIN' COUSA
SO I COULD STAY :
HOME FROM SCHOOL??
DRINKE MALTED
MILK
FUNNY STORIES.
THE WORST.
Injured motorist-Doctor, tell me the worst!
Doctor-Your car is smashed to amithereens !-Kasper, Stock- holm.
A NIGHT AT THE SHOW. Ho I took Maud to a musical evening last night.
She Was it good?
Ho-I don't know. I didn't hear much of it. Maud was telling me how fond she is of music.--Northern Daily Telegraph.
THAT'S DUTIFUL," Employer-Why didn't gon come when I rang ?-
Offico Boy-Because I didn't · hear the bell.
Heroafter, when you don't hear the bell you must come and tell ma so!"
Yes, sir," was the dutiful an- awor Scotsman.
FORCE OF HAÐIT."
Club Boro-I say an awfully funny thing happened to me just as I was on my way way horo five minutes ago-stop me if you've heard it before, won't you ?-Pünch
TRY, TRY AGAIN.
A resolute man can accom÷ plish almost anything."
"Except keeping his hair from falling out.Louisville. Courier- Journal.
TO SAY THE MOST. Visitor-So you are my wife's painting teacher. How does sho impress you as a student?
Artiat I find her very apt to say the least.
I find
"That's remarkablo her very apt to say the most." Sydney Bulletin.
HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. Grey-Having your car re- painted to match your wife's gown, ob? Isn't it rather ex- pensive?
White-It's cheapor than buy- ing's gown to match the "car,--- Answers...
EXPLAINS EXODUS," According to a Boston news- paper, the crossword puzzle had its origin in ancient Egypt. This explains why the Israelites were so anxious to fee into the wilderness.--Humorist.
TOO DESIGNING." Should we have female archi- tecta?" is being discussed in a daily paper. A male oynio un- pardonably protests that there. are quite onough designing wo- men about already-Passing show.
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