HONGKONG, TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, APRIL 11, 1925. FEATURE SECTION).
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SALESMAN SAM
DANGONIT- I PINT SOLD A GUN SINCE 1 HIT THIS BURG-I WISH I WAS BACK HOME. — WONDER IF MILLY GOES OUT WITH KAKEETER
MATK
FOR THE KIDDIES.
Leave it to Sam-A Timely Sale
BY SWAN
STICK'EM UP 'BUDDY,
AN MAKE IT
HEY! WAIT
A
MINUTE
NOW- WHAT WERE
YOU SAYING?
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JAM MOHDY
Sudden Chills
lower the vitality of the whole body and pave the way for more serious ill- nesa. Scott's Emul- sion supplies just the vital extras that bealth demands.
Scott's Emulsion
It brings health to all.
MOM'N POP
OH MY DEAR CORA, I HAVE SOME- THING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU - I LOVE YOU - GEE!! I'VE GOT THAT SPEECH DOWN FINE
Chick Falls Down on the Job
THERE'S CORA NOW –I WISH
I WASN'T SO NERVOUS - GUESS I'D GETTER WAIT A TEW MINUTES BEFORE SPRINGING THAT SPEECH
ON HER
Al's Here
G'MIGHT AL!
(OF MY, THÌ HUJAHEADED
EGGS! BOY! EVETCHA IME WALKED TWENTY MILES T'NIGHT!
WHY,BOOTS! WHY, WHY -
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
GOOD NIGHT BOOTS.
I'VE JUST SIMPLY
HAD THE GRANDEST
TIME!
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
SAW THEN WRITE UPS IN THE PAPERS 'BOUT
YER AFFAIR WIT BERTRAM SPEED. JUS CAME
TO TOWN, MR TUBBS ANT THOUGHT MEBBE
| YOU'D KNOW WHERE CAN FIND HIM.
SORRY, BUT DON'T FRATERNIZE NONE! (WITH BERTI SPEED!
BUT THIS
IS A VERY IMPORTANT.
NIX BUDDY NIX DON'T DO NO FAVORS FOR BERT SPEED, AN' I DON'T
DO NO FAVORS FOR BERT SPEED'S FRIENDS
CORA - I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU ·
I-I-I LOVE —
?
THE BEAUTIFUL SPRING WEATHER- THE FLOWERS - BIRDS - THE - AM- ER-MUSHROOMS -
By, Taylor
YES, KID – NOW LET'S SEE YOU FALL FOR THAT WORK THAT'S PILED UP ON YOUR DESK!!
TAMOR
THAT BABY IS 30 TIGHT IT WOULD. PINCH HIM TBREAK A FIVE CENT PIECE!
NOW, NOW, BOOTS! YOU MUSTIT DISCOURAGE THRIFT IN ANYONE! PERHAPS HES ONLY SAVING
FOR A RAINY DAY?
RAINY DAY, ME EYE ! THAT GUY'S SAVIN' FOR
A FLOOD
AS I WAS REMARKING. MR TUBBS, THIS IS
AHEM A VERY URGENT
MATTER
OGOLLY'
A DETECTIF -THA'S
DIFFERNT
By Martin
61940
By Crane.
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, OPTICA, ANE'LL FIND KIM YETDERN HIM!
GO
FUNNY STORIES.
ANOTHER SITTING.
Wife-Henry, a fortune teller told me I was going to Palm Beach.
Hub-Call bor up again and make a date for me. Maybe she can tell me where you are going to get the money.--Boston Transcripi, REWARDED AT LAST.
Auto Salosman-Now throw in the clutch.
I'll
Bored One-Good, I know if I waited long enough you would tbrow .in something.Notre Dame Juggler.
JUST NATURAL. -
"Liza, you remind me fo' all. the world of brown sugar."
"How como, Sam?"
"You am so sweet and unre- fined."-Ohio State Journal.
WRONG WORD. Aggrieved person (a orosa-word puzzle fan)-That girl in thero carries a joke too far. I goes in and says jovial like: "I'want a drop of liquid refreshments in four letters," and lumme, she brings me a glass of milk,.- Humorist.
SAVED IN VAIN. "Woman," said the dejected young man, is a disappointment and a fraud..
"Indood?" said his friend.
"Yes I saved up all my tobacco money and lived on porridge for two weeks to take Miss Truelove to the opera and a supper. Thon I asked her to marry me and she said she was afraid I was too extravagant to make a good hus- band!"-Tit-Bite.
MONEY BACK! Author-When my play was produced the public stormed the ticket office |
Friend-Did they get their money back?-Tit Bits.
MIGHT HAVE TOLD HER. The young lady of the house loaked ead and ill at ease.
What's the matter, Evelyn?" inquired her father.
"Well," she replied, "you might havo told me that you had painted the garden seat. Fred and I sat on' it last night, and Fred got his coat and trousers in a dreadful mess!"--London Tele- graph.
HOW STUPID OF HER. Prue-Her lawyer tolls hor sho hasn't grounds for a divorce.
Sue- What nonsense. She has a husband, hasn't she?-Life.
POOR GRADUATION.- "When I laft collego I didn't owe anyone a „cent.”
"What an awful time to leave.— Harvard Lampoon.
Cenne
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
HOH, JAY! YOU
CANT GUESS WHAT
I'M GONNA GET
ON MY
BIRTHDAY!!
KNIFE ? PONY3 BALL3 RADIO?
NOPE MY PORS GONNA GET ME A
ENCYCLOPEDIA !!
AINT THAT
SWELL?
It Sounded Like Something to Ride Any Way
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HONEST? GEE! I WISH
I'D GET
ONE!
AW, YER TOo LITTLE FOR A ENCYCLOPEDIA- YOU WOULDNT KNOW HOW TO
USE IT!
I WOULDNT HUH?
WELL! I GUESS IF
FREDDIE OLSON CAN RIDE ONE, I -
CAN!!
BY BLOSSER
THIS AINT A BICYCLE I'M TALKIN'
ABOUT - IT'S A BOOK!! YA
DUNNY!!
D125 BY KEA. SERVICE.
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