HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, MARCH
1925). (FÐATURE : SECTION),
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
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- AND THAT IS Pr WONDERFUL FEATHER- BED-IT IS LIGHT AND AIRY HERE-HAS ELECTIFIC
LIGHTS-OND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
HOT AND COLD
RUNNING. WATER
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Consumption
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MOM'N FOP
THERE COMES ATIME WHEN EVERY MAN DESIRES THE COMPANIONSHIP
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX- ♫
NOW I'LL SEE IF I CAN REPLAT IT WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE BOOK-
THERE COMES A TIME WHEN EVERY MAN DESIRES. THE -AN-AN- DARN IT I CANT REMEMBER THAT
LAST LINE
A Familiar Affair
Y'DON'T SAY HE'S GONE CUCKOO - ?
GO SEE FOR YOURSELF HE'S DOWN ON HIS KNCES AND WAVING
HIS HANDS -
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
WELL WELL-L BLESS OOR PIX* LIL HEART WAS 11 LAMB KINS LONESOME
WASHINGTON TUBBS [1
AND BE SURE
IT GOES TO MR
HORNBLOWER
MOVIE PRESS ACENT,
MOLLYWOOD.
TOLEGÍ
YES,00 was!
HOW WONDERFUL'
*CUSS DOTTIE DIMPLE GREATEST PUBLICITY STUNT,
IN YEARS YOUR NAME MADE. STORY APPEARS TODAY IN EVERY AMERICAN NEWSPAPER.
SIGNED-HORN BLOWER"
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
VIHATSAMATTER JAY? GES-YOU CRV LIKE YOU WUZ KILLED
NYAAA-Z BUMPED MY HEAD INTA THAT OLD TELEFOAM POLE'
WAW
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FIGURE OUT SOME WAY T STOP HIMA
CRYIN- LIKE THAT!
Getting Paid Back
BOOTSY'S LIL HONEY BUNCH'S WHAT DO WAS! DID POOR TWEET-/
UMS THINK WE HAD FORGOTTEN HIM?
HEXTREE!
LES SEE WHERE
HEXTREE!
READ BOUT HEY, DE BIC MOVIE
SCANDAL
TH TELEPHONE POLE
BUMPED YA, JAY I
WALTA
MINUTE
ی کی اور کرا
NOW DOGGONIT-
I'VE LOST IT!
NEVER MIND! NO-0-0-0! BOOTS WILL LOVE 00 ''DEEDİ SHE WILL:00'S JES' TOO
SWEET FOR ANYTHING - YES OO WAS!
DAILY BAGGAGE
FIGHT TO GAIN FAVOR WITH PRETTY ACTRESS SMALL TOWN SHEIKS STAGE COMIC BRAWL OVER DOITIE DIMPLE}
JEALOUSY
CAUSES
EX AMATEUR PAPERWEIGHT CHAMP OF
KOKOMO TO K.O. GROCERY
It's All in the Point of View
WOW
NAAWO
CLERK TUBBS
BOY!!
VISITS HOME TOME AND LOCAL LADS
WASH TUBBS
BLACK EVE
CO WILD FOR AND HIS
YOU GOT TH DANDIEST BUMP ON YER FOREHEAD!! GEE-I AVEVER SAW
A BUMP S'NICE-LE'S GO AN SHOW IT
TO TH
KIDS!!
NOW HOW TH' HECK DID
THAT EVER
GET OUT!
By Taylor
MOM GETS SOME OF THE CRAZIEST NOTIONS IN HER HEAD-TH' IDEA OF CHASIN' ME UP HERE JUST TO WATCH CHIGK HUNT FOR A COLLAR BUTTON!
By Martin
AN TO THINK,IM TH'
FAT HEAD WHO GAVE, HER THAT POOCH!
SEE AY NICE BUMP! FRECKLES SAID IT WUZ. "TH" - NICEST BUMP AE EVER SEED!
MAR
By Craze.
HOLY LEAPING LIZZARDS!! JUST WAIT'LL DOTTIE SEES
THIS! WON'T SHE BE SORE!!! GOLEE GOSH!
- FRAUE
BY BLOSSER
MAL-THATS BIGGERN ANY
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GOT!
ME
Too!
FUNNY STORIES,
SHE WAS WIGE
Hub- Were you wise, dear, in giving our gueste rooms so near to the nursery?
Wife-It's the only way we can got them up in time for breakfast -Boston Transcript.
CIGAR MAGIO,
During a musia hall per-
formance there was a sudden commotion at the back of tho stage, and the manager dashed behind.
"Look here," he said, "what the deuce is all this row about?** Ascano shiftor smiled broadly.
'D'yo know the magician who oats fira?" he said. Woll, ho's just put tho wrong end of a cigar in Els mouth! "Tit-Bits.
DREAM CLOUDS.
Their life bad boen very happy. Not a cloud had marred it. Thon jone morning the wife came down to breakfast morose and wretched. She would hardly spook to him, Finally the young man insisted that he be told why his wife was treating him so badly. She looked up with toara in bor oyos, and said.
"John Smith, If I dream again that you kissed another woman I won't speak to you again as long as I livo." Answers.
THERE WILL BE.
"Are you going away?" "Yos, to America."
"By which ship ?"
"By airship."
"But thoro is no airship service,"
"Thoro will be by the time my wife ie rondy."— Answers.
THE WITE WAS RIGHT. Jones and his wife were talk- ibg about the romarkable dis- coveries in King Tutankhamen's tomb,
+
"Isn't it wonderful my dear?" Raid Jonas. "They actually found in the tomb couches and chairs 30 centuries old in good condi- tion."
"Well," replied bis wife, "I'vo always said it pays in the long run to buy tho bost."-Tit-Bits,
CLOSE TO HOME.
An examination was proceeding in the classroom.
Inspector-Can any boy tell me what comes in like a lion and goos out like a lamb?
Silence prevailed for a few mo- monte, then a piping voice from the back: Our landlord, whon ho gets the back rent."-Illustrat- ed Leicester Chronicle.
ACCOMMODATING.
Bank Robber-Quick! Hand out the money.
Torrified clerk-Co-certainly, ir. H-how would you like it-- Gaiety.
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