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HEART THE BEST TEACHER IS possibly see a reflection of this TIME; THE BEST DOOK IB THE caution in the British rofusal to WORLD; THE DEST FRIEND IS bo concerned in the Protocol in [GOD.—Tatnud. its presont form. That very Protocol was designed to have the United States as a party to the preservation of peace by the
Tonders are being invited for throat of war) and for a time it]
tho construction of four "A" acomed as if the plan was A Class harbour buoys, good ono and would obtain transatlantic recognition. But
We hope to publish the ploturo of the recent police fancy dress dance in an early issus.
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Another namo disappears from thore again tho European Hongkong's Pension List by the death of Sir Francis Figgott, who politicians have failed to obtalo was drawing £500 por annum. American adherence to what would bo puroly. European affairs. British insularity might ho blamed for our adopting similar attitude of aloofness, but Mr. Chamberlain has pointed out that, whllo It is admitted
An earth-coolio was injured in fall down the hillside above the Cometery yesterday. removed to the Government Civil Hospital.
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I regrot to learn that the boon doing Swedish club oxorcisos Dundee whaling floot is not hav- and acquiring proficiency in the ing a very good sonson. In con- deaf-and-dumb alphabet with the sequence, I imagine, the whaling object of making myself accuptis accompanied by gnashing, of able to the modern maiden, only tooth. to find at last that my efforts have been of uo avail. What to do next I don't know; maidonly tastos are so quixotic. Shall I go to the other extreme and, in anticipa tion, rehearse to become a weak, noisy man? Or would it be wiser to adopt a happy medium, and study to bocomo ofther a strong, noisy man or a weak, silent man
A Chinoso salooman and a there should be proper control, whiteway Laidlaw's store wero-who can say ?
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HONGKONG, 14th Mar., 1925.
THE EMPIRE'S DECISION.
BÖON
nations, the Protocol does not of theft of clothing from the shop.} offor the ideal solution by anyj
All the same, I am sorry that means. Revision of the League sold by auction R. B. L. 254, ments will have to be wasted, On March 30th there will be some of my present accomplish covenant might bo necessary, situate at Kallott Bay, and hav-notably my Cave-Man tochni and in the end it will probably ing an area of about 67,350 quò. Folks who hayo bo roalland that Gormany must square foot. The uprot price is mo seizo B sausage in my
|$34,425. ho made to join the others in
jaws, worry it on the floor, and finally wolf it in the dark cornor mutual agreement, but the death It is notified that information behind the plane to an accom | knoll of the Geneva Protocol has has been received from the Secre- paniment of uncouth snarlings been sounded, and wo think tary of State that the jurisdiction and primaeval burbling noisos, havo pradioted a singularly thore nood bo littlo grioving at of the Austrian Consul at Shang-
hal has hoon extended so an to happy future for me; bave oven the final obsequias.
includo Hongkong.
incited aundry emaciated and Anaomio damsels to some round and inspect me on approval. But It is notified that the names of if my graces are already out of the Yuen Hang Yang Hong fashion, this is about as clear a
Needless Fears:
The city was agog yesterday Company, Limited, and the Hong-case of love's labour lost as morning when it appeared pos- kong Mortgage and Share Brokers you will find outside the works
Company, Limited, have been of the Swan. Honam, with nearly two hundred struck off the Registor.
(N, B. I refer to Shakospoare, American tourists aboard, had
not the fountain pon.)
sible that the
rivor steamnor
is that the Protocol would vory noarly becoms a substitute for Our Pawnbrokers,
observation.
RHYMES WITHOUT REASON,
To missionize racos
at
In a recent caso where a
provision douler was prosecuted for employing an undue percent- age of harmful prosorvativos ir his goods, the judgo enquired: "What is a saveloy?" Let me answor that it is about the only thing loft which enables British manufacturers to make both onde moat.
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The cross-word puzzle which I sot last week has caused. oven moro interont than that ovoked by the former. judging by the number of lottors which arrive by every post. At the same time, may I request roadors not to send e postcards calling mo dia- rospootful-and sometimo pro- fano-names. The construction of these puzzlos CAURA mo
much anxious thought. Every night I have to sit up drink- position, and it is not ing the midaight oil over the com- vory encouraging to be called a gink, a boob, a simp, and other offensive appellations which I besitate to publish until this journal is print- ed on asbestos. In the circum- stancos, I had a jolly good mind not to propound another puzzlo this wook, but sings this would moan that the innocent would be mado to suffer with the guilty, I have rolentod, and with my customary pleasure I offer the following problem for your atten- tion, Το the sonder of the first correct solution oponed by me on the 31st Septombox next I shall award the prize of a mouse-
In cannibal places, Whoro, it's sad to record, he was trap, complete with choose, for
othuno.
life.
Horizontal. 1. Gum-Arabic profix meaning "hoy-diddle-did- dlo."
no
TO FEBRUARY,
Vortical.--1. A kind of wart not found on the knees of giraffos.
Wo think the
It is doubtful The collections to-morrow at majority of boon pirated.
whether the remainder of the St. John's Cathedral will be given British people, whether in the
party, who were in Hongkong, to St. Paul's Cathedral Rostora. Colonies or residents of the feared such a contingency, for tion Fund. The preacher at 11 mother-country, will agree with they
could have but little o'clock will be Lord Bishop and A somewhat fat curato named Mr. Auston Chamborlain in his which is usually caused hure Upsdell.
knowlodgo of the tropidation at 6 p.m. the Rev. G. E. S.
Bothune objections to the Gonova Proto- whion a rivor steamer is many
Abandoned his chargo
Nunothune, col. It never appealed to any tours overdue. The stories of
pant piracias, evan including one Fobruary show that the average The Observatory roturns for but those nations involved in which a forry-bost was takon merry got tire was 56, the European continental affairs, and out of the harbour by a pirate highest boing 65.1 and the lowest appears to have originated on-gang, may not have reached their 39.7. There were 113 4 hours of cara. Be that as it may, the sunshine and 0.385-inel of rain. tirely with the fear of Gorman second batch of tourists, knowing The average humidity was 70. aggression. There are obviously that the first party was overdue, other moans of provonting an-did not hesitate to make the trip
up to Canton yesterday. As it The Hongkong Government} othor war with Germany, and to happened, the anxieties felt in notifies that from 1st April next introduce a pact of the nature some quartors regarding the the scale of charges for a privatel of the Protocol would, as our for whilst others wero worrying this scale :-Por month of 30 days Honam party were not justified, nursa will be in accordance with Foreign Secretary pointed out, over the fate of the tourists, these $200; por day $7. Suitable mesia Igive Do aseurano0 that the latter were having quite a happy and accommodation must be
nations subscribing to it could thine of it, playing games and provided. do more to enfore peace-by the aboard the disable vessel. All otherwise onjoying thomsalves
A mossenger coolia in the) exorcise of brute force-than thoy the same, their experience, which employ of the South China A prominent theatrical pro- are supposed to be able to under turned out ao happily, will Morning Post was bitten by a dog ducer, complaining in a proes the existing League of Nations folk about "way back home."
doubtless be something to tell the belonging to Mr. Hollands, at No. article of the lack of technique
81 Tho Peak. The coolio wont possessed by the covenant. The fact of the mattor
younger to the Government Civil Hospital membore of the profes- for treatment, whilst the dog has Bion, admits that ho onco boon takon to Konnedy Town for spont an hour teaching two A well-known sportsman has stage "lovers" how to kiss, In just given a banquet to the in- tho covenant, and 18 such The Kowloon magistrato made
face of a statement iiko this it's mates of a Home of Rost for would practically suporsodo the a true remark when, in a caso
good grousing that the Horses. The menu consisted of The forthcoming marriages are theatrical profession is growing carrots, loaf sugar, and other de- League's powers of arbitration. day, ho observed that there would Emil Ost, manager of Arnhold which came before him yestar-
announced of Mr. Reginald Granted that the League has be fowor robberies in Hongkong and Company, to Miss Fodors
more and more overcrowded. licacies doar to the equine palate, How I should have loved to hear done little to prove its efficacy in if pawnbrokers took a little more Alico Deakin, of the Hill Crost, cara when Chinese of the lower The Peak; Mr. Alfred Frederick
the sighs of dolight when the promoting world peace, to bring classes visited their shops for the
carie was put before the horse! fresh treaties into use would be purpose of pawning valuable dos Romedios, of the Hongkong which hath but twenty-eight days to admit most plainly that its articles. In the case under notice, Luoia Maria Beltram, of No. 5, and Shanghai Bank, to Miss a valuable gold watch was takon Punjab Buildings, Kowloon. function had ended owing to
to the pawnshop by u Inorb impotonoy under the original youth, and we cannot help think- sanctions. While the League of ing that the pawnbroker got off| The tourists from the rivor Nations continues to bo sub-vory lightly by moroly losing the steamer Honam, which mot sum ho had advanced on it. In with a mishap on the run down scribed to by a number of the all such cases, we should like to from Canton, woro yesterday bigger governments of the world, see the pawnbroker charged and afternoon transferred to than no drastic revision of its pre-course, that many of the Colony's about 3.45 p.m. The Honam was heavily punished. It is true, of Lung Shan and arrived horo at visions should be permitted unprofessional burglars and rabbers later towod in by the Honry less it is intended to "serap" the steer clear of pawnshops, pro- Keswick, the damage she had association altogether.
forring to take their loot furthor sustained boing a broken paddlo. away from the Colony and thus! -Whon one comes to a con-not running any marked risk of Consul Charios L. Do Vault, Bideration of the potency or other.
boing traced. All the same, who has been attached to tho there are others who, after a American Consulate wise of the Loague, there im-period of time, take to these London, is in the Colony on routs General, mediately arises the question of shops artioles which they thom-to Taiboku, Formosa, whore ho universal participation, which was solves have stolen or have come w
the nesumo charge of the great theme of the origina-instances the pawnbrokers must relieving Mr: Harry T. Goodior,
In innumerable Amorioan by dishonestly.
Consulato. Ho Is tore, but has lamontably failed be fully aware of the fact who has been transferred to
they aro up to this day. Not only have that
stolen goods. And we all know accompanies her husband.
acoupling Nagoya, Japan. Mrs. Do Vault somo important nations. robow
frequently tho police nisined aloof, but others have unearth Яuoh goods at those
As guests of the Dutch com- been consistently ostracised, and places.. Our Pawnbroker friends others again are gradually fall should be made to realise that it munity of Hongkong, & largo la thoir duty to exercise the gathering assembled at the ing away 08 they realise, groatont possiblo caro when Queen's Theatro last ovening, porhapa, that the benefits are not nocepting articles on pawn, and when the film "Holland" was what they had been lod to expect. point on them is to mote out proved intensely interesting, and the boat way of improssing that again scrooned. The picture The most noticeable absenteo severe punishment whion it is the audience showed itself ox- bas boon the United States of clear that they have not displayed tremely grateful to the Dutolif America, and there is no doubt discover the origin of the articles such a
a reasonable ineasure of pains to community for having arranged means of increasing that this non-participation in offered them.
knowledge of the Netherlands.
clear. Poor Cindorolla of the alman-
ack! You pitifully maimed, poverished thing, WhoRo advont can command
no birds to sing Congratulat❜ry odes that you've
come back! Nor doen man give you
grooting; for, alack! You aron't exactly winter,
nor yet spring: The joys of noitbor in your
hands you bring. But only loathly Pluvius'
Boudding wrack.
THE CHILDREN'S CORNER. My dear Little One,-I surmise im-that during your cosmological studios you have learned that the sun is 92 millions of miles distant from this torrestial sphere. But have you ever been stimulated to exorciso your faculty of ratioolna- tion with a view to determining bow this calculation was consum- matad? Lot Nunkio tell you, As you are aware, the trigonome- trical ratios enablo us from cer tain ascertained data to elucidate others. Henco by observing the anglos in azimuth made by the sun meridionally at the two ex- tromition over a mensurated base in this case the diameter of the earth's ellipso-and by dropping a perpendicular to the heroinba- forementioned base the calcula tion rosolver itself into a mere computation of the co-tangents- a process, which may be con- veniently oxpedited by the: employment of either common or Napierian logarithms,
"Fill-Dyke" thay dub you and with reason, too. Are you surprised you gain no
moad of praise
For torrents wild tossed down
the flooding drain?
Just hypothecate a moloty of your next half-holiday to ratify- ing this calculation, and you will simply delight Dadda and Mums. Another little talk very soOP,
Yat for one thing we yield.our | my pets,
laud to you;
For since is olipt the measure
of your days,
Your affectionate UNOLE HELIOGABALUS,