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THE MORE A MAN DENIES Fronch and Belgian, frontiers, HIMSELF THE MORE HE SHALL FROM HEAVEN.** |but, unhappily, the spirit of trust BEOEIVE

Horace. [and good faith in not dominant at the moment for it is distrust

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that is undoubtedly standing in The name of Mr. P. W. Greene the way of a general settlement, has been added to the list of Peace has its problems which authorised architects. aro no loss pronounced than those of the war. ‘And, in spito of attempts by successivo British and Allied Governments to offect a comprehensive settlement, they still remain unsolved.

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The carnip (or, if you prefer it, on viow. Just imagine ble fool. the turrot) han arrived, my ings when seeing an inordinately friends, in oonsequence of the suc- large orowd gathered admiringly Tenders are being invited for cossful attempt of an enterprie-round his picture, duty compels. the construction of two covered ing vegetable-grower to hybridise him to proclaim "Pass along service reservoirs situated respec- the carrot and the turnip.

It there, please I**: tivoly at. Jardíne's Lookout and only romaine now to hybridiso Middle Gap.

tao turrat for, if you prefor it, the

Elostrical treatment to mak! carnip) and the Spanish onlos, woak babies strong bas (a medios

and just think what an economy

The silk, which left here by the of thing that will mean to the busy paper informs ma) been tried P. O 8.8. Moroa on the 7th housewife intent upon vegetable with most encouraging roaults. February was dolivored in Mar- sour! Formerly she has had to buy I can quito understand that soillos on the 6th March, a the ingredients separately; but if treatment of this nature would transit of 27 days.

my suggestion materialleas she produce many a Bay young will then be able to buy the throo spark. vegetables compact In ono,

A scientist assorts that a man's Appointments made by the necessitating only one washing.

опо scraping, ола mincing, brain capacity can be judged itimas those nuisancos are abated Soorotary of Stato during January instond of the prosont perform from the size of his foot. In whilst at others thos romain to include the name of Mr. A. L. Banco in triplicato. One of these which case it only remains for

From time to time thore appear complaints in the local nowe- papers about noises which rok the norves or prevent propor ro- poso during the night, and somo.

become accepted as part of the Hay, B.A., as tutor in English: at days I foresee that by careful ma to add

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bybridisation of, for example, stoak pudding, rhubarb ple, and Wolsh rarobit, it will be possible to buy and cook A whole dinner in oue lump, and thon the housekooping cates that now infest the day will fold up their pants like the Arabs, and as silently steal away,

...

great deal can be done by a littlo forethought (especially if it be stimulated by official protost) to' Sir Ronald Macleay, British make night less hideous in some Minister to Chiua, accompanied quarters or improve the amenities by Lady Macloay, is homeward gonerally. When one has to dwell bound, on louvo, by the P. and O in literally flat-land, and boar the liner Malwa. They wero enter rowdylem of thoughtloss noigh-tained to dinner at Government bours, or the abomination of sup.House last night, posed musical evenings, or the

Burglars who broke into a maddoning barking and yolping

little village churob in Belgium of someono's alleged pot dog, or His Excellonoy the Governor last week, not content with ro the nuisance of somebody oleo's has appointed Mr. David William moving tho church plate, stole noisy and fume-producing motor Tratman to act as Secretary for the tongue from the ball. Though contraption, or the dozen or 80 Chinese Affairs and Registrar of the local polico promptly DA ORUZ.-On February 28, other worries of town-life in the Marriages, and to be a Member dotooted its absence the bell itself at the Gonoral Hospital, Shang-tropics, one becomes porhaps im- of the Executive and Legislative was unaware of it until it was hai, Esabella (Lizzie) Maria damune in time to such Itoms in Councils during his tenure of tolled.

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The Telegraph.

HONGKONG, 7th Mar., 1925.

I

This is not the first word in a

Information has been received"

on ton

LAWN TENNIS.

RHYMES WITHOUT REASON.. An undergrad, student of

Caius

Was hotly pursued by some

baluo;

They crawled up the clocks Or nis purple silk socks, And stang him on botn of his

knajus.

*

No longer shall wo judge man's

brains

By shallow forehead, “bulging'

brow:

A learned sciontist maintains We have a suror token now, To oatiate his oranial worth No need to study size of head, Just turn your glancos to the

oartlı,

And contemplato his boots

instead. "Fives" olearly shows ho's

somewhat donse;

And "sovons" and

proclaim that he Has average intelligence; While

"" tons " mentality.

**

eights

means

fine

Hanoe, sauce the brain's size

mcana tho fuot's,

I think you'll all romark with

mo:

In view of their enormous boots, What brainy chaps our police

muat bol

-

·

.

the daily round, or else resigned office. to an impaired constitution. But Lean nothing be done to improve matters ? It sooms abaurd that everyono should complain about everyone else and meanwhile from the Naval Armament Dopot contribute to the general noise to to effect that the annual proof of sound and signal rockets, of a neighbourhood. What is

lights &o, and laros will be wanted, possibly, is a proper carried out on Monday, 9th in- understanding of co-operation in

amonition

of tant, at Stonecuttore Island from about 6.30p.m. onwards, THE PEACE PROBLEMS. improving the

existence out horo, as in ony- thing else. Perhaps much could start, by the The full-dress debato in the be done, for a

infusion of a spirit of Don't Among those who left by the House of Commons in regard to start the gramophone now, it is 8.8. Rheinland yesterday were Mr. Britain's foreign policy has not past eloven o'clock and the neigh- and Mrs. E. L. Agassiz. Mr.

Anbours bave gone to bed," in sub-Agassiz goes Home revealed much that is now,

stitution for Put on that loud months' loave. During his ab- ondeavour was made to get the record. We'll give those Blanks sence, Mr. W. G. Fitz-Gibbon, of Government to lift the veil a something in roturn for their the Colonial Secretariat, will act!

shall be no British Silk Exhibition It has boon docided that there little, especially in the matter of high jinks last night!" Wopass as Secretary to the Director of

in London next summor. la ex- the suggestion on for what It is Public Works. Mr. J. H. Gelling its handling of the European worth.

has bson transferred from the

planation whereof I may mention Colonial Treasury to not for Mr.

Tho-littlo Cross-Word puzzle 'I that there is on ugly rumour problem, but Mr. Auston Charn-

Fitz-Gibbon,

sot last week has apparently about to the effect that the silk- berlain proved himself too old

caused a tremendous-amount of worm has turned at last, interest among my readers, and i Parliamentary hand to bo Hoots,

hour from a reliable source that to making of tempted inte

I seo that Rudolph Valentine competitors are banding together bas growns board in which to onact definito declarations which might Highland exclamation, though it

and concentrating might well be the commencement

their bis role in a new film in course united produce undesirable consequences of comment by a Scottish ro-

unergies towards of manufacture. I like this idea, YESTERDAY'S GAMES.

elucidating the correct-answore and am thinking of maxing some. in our relations with Franco insident on his being roused from

|alumbar in the early hours of the T. Honda, holder of the Singles ticket & so kindly offered as a

and securing the valuable tram- Bort of adaptation of it for particular.

uso in my own profession, In cannot resist the feeling that the morning by the excessive hoot- Championship, appeared, for the

of launch whistles and first time this year, yesterday able requests from my readers commissioned to write a little ing

prize. In response to innumer this wise. When next I am Baldwin Government is finding sirens,

eafternoon and played Yow Man and I regret that I have not been paradoxical essay I shall take an this European problem almost noticeable feature of our harbour kit in the fires round of the Open able to write personally to both of inconsive course of sausage-and- during the past few months. Singles and had no difficulty in them-I have pleasure in submit- mashed, grow a nice fat equator, too big to be settled as the bulk While on the topic of nalso we disposing of his opponent by ting a saconu puzzle this week and then sit down and give 'em of the British people would like might draw attention to this three straight sets, Honda Play fancy, however, that it will the good old G. K. Chesterton subject moro fully. On severaled a cool game throughout and prove a harder aut to crack than occasions recently wo have was not extended in any of the the former, and consequently I No-one who has given thought published latters from people throe Bots. He has changed bis have made the prize more valu- to the question can be otherwise who complained of the nuisance backhand from the usual Japsu-able. To the sondor of the first created by the unnecessary oo style to the ordinary one, but correct solution opened by me than convinced that the question sounding of sirons and whistles the change has not weakened next St. dwitain's Day 1 shail of Fronch security is proving the along tho Hongkong Praya, this stroke. He was playing award two confetti-a pink and a main obstacle in the way of a Which even in the daytime is very well yesterday and seemedblue. Now, then, got out your disturbanco to collected thought to have plenty skill in reserve. general Bottlement of the Euro-{ during working hours. But little His service and forehand drives encyclopaedias and your thosauri pean problem. We can and do notice appears to have been taken were very accurate and fast. and try your luck with th

good Horizontal-1, Vory hard little thoroughly appreciate Franch far of the samo ovil norose Yow Man-kit played

the harbour, We learn on good game and boat Honda many green gooseberries. apprehensions, and we

cannot authority that residents of Kow-times by driving along the sido

stuff. Or, suppose I want to Vortical-1. A sort of trombono write a play, I shall put myself blamo Franco for taking loon who dwoll gear the water-inos. Ho attacked Honda's used by the Cingalose for acaring on a diot of haricot beans and

front are disturbed overy morning backhand by driving against it tho blight off banana-trees. to ovory possible precaution

from shortly after five o'clock by but did not sufficiently finesse

monkey-nuts, don a Jaegor shirt; I might add (and I think I will) grow a complete set of long white that her

де oxistanco

the continuous din of whistles his shots and found himself up that a poculiar feature of this whiskers like bath loofahs, and nation is not again threatened, and other noise-producing fix against a better and more ex-puzzle is that the answers, both then if I can't make a noise like

tures on vessels, nearly all laun-perienced man. Honda though chea But it doon look as

apparently, congregated doubtless considered in the run- tinition read the same back warde bo my fault

the horizontal and verticni do-10omrade Bouard Shaw It would there were Rome grounds for there. It is to bo prosumed ning for championship again. as forwards.

thoy Bro waiting' thinking that Britain's attitude that

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One thing I am constrained to aak: if Rudolph la the course of his career is over required to amateur will his passion for varieimilitude

A London policeman has been impersonate Long John Silver,

CRICKET.

ST. PAUL'S.

occupation is being very much are also reusingecores of residents entered the championship for the doing duty inside an

first time and met J. Takikawa, ontangled with this question of who are robbad of at least a pro-

cious hour's sleep. It is true that whom ho managed to boat by/arts-and-crafts exhibition where carry him so far as to have his security, and nothing that Mr. the Teim-sha-tsul waterfront has three sots to one. He did not picture of his own painting 18 leg.off, Obamberlain has said has suo been given over largely to com-show good form yesterday and merce and industry, but there relied mostly on his opponent's ceeded in dissipating that feeling still stand a number of dwelling-orrors to win, but is to be con

time, houses, like ramparts against the gratulated quito soo the forco of Mr. advancing tide of trade, and there Takikawa did most of the attack- Chamberlain's remark that oven sourse of construction, and the a little too good.

are also the hotel, the new one in ing, but found the Indian lad just |

THE M.0.0. TOUR. if Britain were to come to set Y.M.O.A.nearly completed, where

Col. Russoll Brown appeared

RESTORATION FUND. Went Maitlands, March 6th. Independently of the other Allies, large numbers of residents will again yesterday and was matched

In the match between the

Houter sends us the following that would not of itself get rid of perforce find their home for many against Dr. Gawlor in the Club

..and tho Northernist of subscriptions to the above the security problem, in which mattor for early remedy, there sets to one.. It was Dr. Gawler's Districts, the home team, who Fund- years to come. It booomas a championship whom he beat three M.0.0. Britain, with a very few miles fore; if a remedy be forthcoming. first appearance in local tennis, batted fifteen mon, scored 157, Mr. W. L. Pattandon .. 150,00. of sos between her and the As proof that the nuisanoo could He possessos a useful service and

Hearne took 8 wlokets for 18,

Mr. M.J. Quiet be abated, our informant doolaros forehand drive but found Russel Freeman 2 for 43 and Kilner i Continent, has a vory vital that the hooting of whistles, was Brown a tough proposition. The not so noticeable at one time, but standard of play was quite good bas grown exocsively during the and Russell, Brown used his It would undoubtedly be beat past few wooks. Itecoms a clear favourite chop to advantage, and for all parties concerned wore case for remedial measures, placed his shots very well

intorest.

1 for 31.

The M.0.0. had spored 50 ruas for the loss of 2 wickets - when play opared for the dayRouter

B.00. Miss MW Bascome..... 50,00 Miss M. Cooper

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