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HONGKONG" TELEGRAPH.“ SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1925. (FEATURE SECTION)

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FOR THE

KIDDIES.

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WHAT DO YOU RUN IT WITH? RUBBER BANDS? IF ADAM COULD SEE YOU NOW HED HAVE YOU PINCHED FOR SWIPING HIS CAR

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BY SWAN

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MEY-CORA! ANN !!

HERE'S SOME POSTALS FROM MARG!

OH GOODY! IM CRAZY TO

HEAR HOW THEY'RE GETTING ALONG 2

HOW DID THEY LIKE THER

TRIP? WHEN ARE THEY

COMIN BACK WHAT ARE THEY DOING? HOW ARI,

THEY >

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WELL-WHAT'S ALL THIS WARBLIN'

ABOUT ?

There's a Reason!

YOUD WARBLE TOD, POP IF YOU SAW WHAT'S ADORNING OUR OFFICE NOW

I SPOSE TS A DESK WITH A FOLDIN POOL TABLE ATTACHMENT!

JNO SE BE? TAL

NO

HIRED A NEW SIENOG TODAY.... OH PAPPY BUT SHE'S

SWELL!!

TH NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE'LL BE GETTIN' A RAISE

IN PAY FOR GETTIN' YOU

OFFICE ROMEOS TO WORK ON TIME!!

hope fave a

(2 BITS?

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WASHINGTON TUBBS II

NOW, BABY, YOU STAND RIGHT HERE AN EA RUN AROUND THE CORNI A CHITH MERIRAM YA ITW NOSE HE CAN'T DP,

NOSIEEL

SO YOU CALLED

MY CARE A GOLD-NICGER, DIOJA? THEN STAND

ON YOUR BIND LEGS. SOU QUITTER, AN'

FIGHT

BAMA

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

BONG BONG

BONG

BONG

GOODNESS ANT!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WAITING

TILL THIS HOUR TO

BRING MY MSAT

HOME I TOLD

YOU TO BE BACK SOON AND

YOU LEFT BEFORE

ONE O'CLOCK

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By Crane.

EVER LET ME CATCH YOU UTTERING THEN WORDS AGAIN. YOU BUM, AN' ILL

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FUNNY STORIES.

NO WONDER.

"So you fall down on that crossword puzzle?**

"No wondor. It contained the names of a vice prosident, a writor of last year's best sellor and winner of a peace priza."-- Life.

WELL QUALIFIED. Prospective Employer But can you got up in the morning?

Maid Applicant-Can I? Why, in my last place, I used to bo up and have all the boda mado before anyone olso wae up.- Pussing Show

INSTALLMENT PLANS.

"Ed is buying an automobile on the installment plan."

"Yes, and if he doesn't drivo more carefully, they will take him to the hospital on the name plan."-Kansas City Star-

AND A WOOD OVERCOAT, Old John Ruddy is fixing to colebrate his wooden wodding next week with a quart of wood alcohol-Akansus Tom Cat.

POISON IVY. Euripidese Whatsa matter? Cold sore on your lip?

Iripadose-No, I kissed a girl under what I thought wat mistletoe, but it must havO boon paison ivy,— Youngstorm Telegram.

A BIRD'S BILL. "That famous soprano you had at your dinner party last night sang liko a bird."

Liko a bird is right? I wan coneclous of her bill the entire ovoning."—Answers.

REALLY DESPERATE.

He now

"I rojected Cholly, Baya ho in desperate. Do you think bo really is?"

They often are. Next thing you know, he probably will marry your bast chum."-Louisvilla Courier-Journal.

SARDINE PACKER.

At Hull rocently, a motor bus conductor was fined for allowing 87 persons to ride in a vohielo lloensed to carry only 37. We hear that he has received tempting offer from a firm of sar- dino packers.-London Opinion.

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IT WAS A SURPRISE. Buitor-I hope my proposal for the hand of your daughter hasn't taken you by surprise, sir.

Father-Well, to tall the truth It has. You've been so jolly slow in gotting around to it that I thought it wasn't coming at all.— Answers.

INFORMATION.

Pillosophor-I contand that a married man is always botter in- formed than a single man.

Cynic-Naturally. What ho doesn't know, his wife tolls him.

-Answer.

And Mother Struck Twenty Times

WHY, IT'S JUST ONÉ O'CLOCK NOW,MOM!

ONE O'CLOCK? Is FOUR O'CLOCK-DONIT TRY TO LET ON YOU THINK IT'S ONLY

ONE O'CLOCK!

WELL, I HEARD 'TH" COURTHOUSE CLOCK

STRIKE ONE FOUR TIMES-1 OUGHTA KNOW!!

BY BLOSSER

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