SALESMAN SAM
HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 14, 1925. (FEATURE, SECTION.
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
(HO USE TRYING TO GET WORK HERE-IM GONNA HME OXENT TO PODUNK AND TRY -- 100H BUT I'M HUNGRY-IM GONNA ASH AT THAT FRAMHOUSE. FOR SOMETHING TO EAT
COULD YOU HELP ME OUT A LITTLE. MAM-I'M ON MY.
WAY TO PODŮNY
A Any Judge Would Exonerate Sam
CERTAINLY,
MN POOR MAN- I'M ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP
SEE THAT ROAD TO THE RIGHT? - THAT'S "TH SHORTEST WPH THERE AND ITS DOWN- HILL ALL TH' WAH,TOO
By SWAN
THAT'S ALL TA' THANKS I GET- HE LOOKED AS IF HE WANTED TO STANË ME DOWN AND I" [COULD HAVE HIM ARRESTED FOR WHAT
HE SAID TOO
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MOM'N POP A
Amy Is Some Persuader
By Taylor
FUNNY STORIES,
AW-C'MON JANIE AN' GIVE ME A BITE OF YER CANDY - DON'T YA
REMEMBER YESTERDAN
GIVE YA A BITE OF MY CHOCOLATE CIGAR?
AW GEE - JANJE Y KNOW I LOVE YA BETTER'N ANYONE ELSE IN TH* WORLD
AN' BESIDES I'LL
GIVE YA THIS 816
MARBLE
JUST LUCKIS WHERE I CUT MY FINGEK WHÊN
I WAS FIXIN YEK DOW BED IT BLED A LOT SO
IT DID!! - AINT YA
SORRY ?
I DON'T WANT ALL
YER, CANDY-JANIE
YOU TAKE THIS
PJECE!!
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
MAND IF READ YOU SOME
SURE, HOP TO IT
OF MY POEMS BOIS I'D LIKE
I DON'T MIND'
TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF EM
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA. WASH? -YOU'RE MOPING AROUND THE PARK LOOKING LIKE THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEUPA
DON'T BE FUNNY, I PROMISED MY BABY TO WHIP BERTRAN BECAUSE HE CALLED HER A COLD DIGGER-ALL BEFORE I HEARD HE USED TO BE TH PERUVIAN PAPER- WEIGHT CHAMP OF KOKOMO,
HONES, BUS, I'VE LOST
MY NERVE.
THE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN THE SPRING TRA LA
MEAN NARY A THING TO ME
IMA WILD WALD FLOWER MESELF. SEZ SHE TRA LA TRA LA TRA LA !!!
M-11-M-SWELL !!
Spring Is Here
SAY NO MORE! HERE -TAKE A SWIG OF MY PATENT NERVE TONIC-11'S JUST WHAT YOU NEED ONCE KNEW A HUMAN FLY
FELLER WHO ALWAYS HAD TO TAKE A DOSE
OF THIS BEFORE HE EVER HAD THE
COURAGE TO CONTRADICT HIS WIFE.
TM GOIN' TO PUBLISH 'EM
UNDER TH'NAME OF
JOHN SMITH'
HEY! DON'T DRINK SO MUCH! ANOTHER SWIG LIKE THAT AN' YOUD BE BURGLARIZING YOUR OWN TRUNK.
YOU ARE? WHY, YOU MEAN THING!
NERVE TONICS RIGHT-IT TAKES NERVE TO DRINK THIS STUFF-TASTES
LIKE FLY PAPER:
KID BIFTO
TRAINING QUARTERS
YELLA' YELLA'
I CAN LICK EVERY GUY IN THE HOUSE'
BLAYLOVEL
By Martin
THINK OF THE THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT MEN WHO WOULD BE SUSPECTED I
By Crane.
QUICK-THE WAGON) YEH-A NUT. THINKS HE'S NAPOLEON, DEMPSEY AN'A MIN
EATIN' LION ALL
IN ONE
CANGWAY FELLAS!
WASH
IS ON THE
WAR-PATH,
AND IT
LOOKS
LIKE
TOUCH
GOING
FOR
BERTRAM
A SMALL WORLD.
The professor was illustrating to his class the romarkable smallness of the world. "Gentle- men," he said, "let me tell you of my own experience. While in Paris last summor I met a man from my own home town. I mot him again in Venice, still again in Alexandria, and this year, while visiting the Yellowstone, I encountered him for a fourth timo."
A disgusted voice broke in: "Aw, why didn't you pay him what you owed him in the first placo?"-Stanford Chaparral.
HOMEWARD BOUND.
Two gonte-about-town wore Bivvoring back to the city after a round of the road-houses,
Suddenly the man at the whool muttered; "Guess botter stop; can't eon anything."
"Tha's all right," consoled his friend. "Notcher Can
I1"-- Buffalo Express.
THE SOLUTION...
Tommie, agod four, was very anxious to whistle. He had tried and tried, but all in vain. While bo was out walking ́one day with his mother, a coloured boy passed them whistling, and Tammie cried oxcitedly; "Mama, buy mo that mouth - Charleston Newa Courier. ---
CLEVERLY DUMB,
"You couldn't let me have five dollars till next work, could you?"
"No, and I can't promise to do it thon."-Boston Transcript,
HE KNEW..
Wifo-Guess what I have come
to ask you for?
Husband Money!
Wifo-Oh what a dear, olover husband you are!
ALMOST A MISTAKE,
"Is that a particular friend of yours? Will you ask him to join us, than 7
"Oh, this is so suddon! Ho's tho now minister."-Georgia Yellow Jacket.
FRECKLES AND BIS FRIENDS
T'LL GO CVER T MIKUS MeOCOSBYS
AN IF I HANG AROUN
MEBBE SHE'LL GIAMME
A COOSE OR A PIECE
CF CAVE OR A B'NANA
OR SOMETHING D
I'M SORRY YOU CANT STAY, JAY, BUT WE ARE JUST GOING OUT!
Looks Funny to Jar!
WHERES
MY HAT
MOA
OH, OUT TO
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
DINNER!
TO?
WHATS TH
MATTER PA
YOU GOT A
STOVE
BY BLOSSER
FACTOGEN
The Natural-Milk Food
Acroce
For YOUR BABY
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