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HONGKONG. TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
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COMBS THE CELEBRATED DETECTIVE. NOW IN THE EMPLai OF GUZZLEM 3 HOWDY.CO TO DISCOVER THE IDENTITY OF THEIR NEW COMPETITOR PROSTHFECT BRINGS NEWS THAT THEITT MAN HORKS
IN THE STORE FROM MIDNIGHT
TILL DAWN LEXTRONGING TH
GOODS IN SHOWKAGES AND JON COUNTERS
GETTING PEPPY FOR TH OPENING
DAY HENCE...
WE VE GOTTA FIND OUT WHO. HE 15 AND SCARE HIM OUTTA
TOWN MEET ME HERE AT ONE OCLDUK TONIGHT
CYTHING
nut To
TAM
She's Gone Through His Vest Pockets, Too
YEAH-HES IN THERE YOU SNEAK IN THROUGH THIS OPEN WINDOW AND MAKE A NOKE - WHEN HE COMES OUT I'LL GRAB HIM
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THROUGH THERE?
IN TOWN PLE
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I CAN'T QUITE FIGGER OUT WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH MOM SHE'S ACTIN QUEER LATELY ANYHOW I'M GOIN' TO TAKE A CHANCE AN SNEAK DOWN TO TH' KAZOO CLUB!!
BOOTS AND
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E-E· E ·C!!
HER BUDDIES
WHATS UP BOOTS? YOU SOUND SORTA
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NOPE - IM NOT BLUE JIMMIE ! I'VE JUST
BEEN THINKING!
Now That's Settled
ABOUT WHAT A TOUGH TIME WE GIRLS HAVE! YOU'D THINK THE ONLY WORD IN TH' DICTIONARY WAS" DON'T"! WE CAN'T DO, THIS CAUSE IT ISN'T LADY-LIKE AN' WE CAN'T DO THAT CAUSE "IT ISN'T DONE"! ́AN'
ME PERSONALLY.
I CAN'T DO ANY- THING-SEEMS LIKE-CAUSE CORA WON'T LET ME!
'AN JUST LOOK AT YOU MEN! YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE AN IT'S ALL RIGHT?, HECK!!! I WISH FATE HAD MADE/ ME A MAN !
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I HAFTA DO SOMETHING THAT'S BEFITTING MY BEST EFFORT SINCE BERTRAM SPEED BEGAN RUSHING DOTTLE. HE'S A RIVAL WORTHY OF MY OWN STEEL, BUT NOT THOUGHTFUL LIKE ME. TAKE THESE LOUYTOP UILLIES" F'RINSTANCE:: WITY DOTTIE WILL GO WILD OVER THEM.
THERES NORING LIKE SAYING IT WITH FLOWERS EVEN IF 17 DOES SOAK A FELLER FOUR BITS AN
UTTERANCE.
INFRA
·WOT THE! THERE'S THAT BIRD SPEED IN
A FLORIST SHOP?
FLERE SCA
A DOZEN OF
EACH OF THESE, AND THOSE, AND THEM. -- AND
DELIVER TO MISS DOTRE PIMPLE.
THAT WILL
MAKE A VERY PRETTY BOUQUET
AND CLY
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By Taylor
# BE-E-6 IT EVER SO A KUM-BLE -- THAR'S NO-6-0 PLACE
LIKË HOME –S
IT
DID
I'M
HIM!!!
AYLOR
By Martic
By Crane.
O WELL-SKE PROBLY WOULDN'T APPRECIATE FLOWERS ANYWAY,
FUNNY STORIES.
HIS OLD CRITIC.
A young actor recently made his debut on the screen, and waa talking about it to a dramatio critic.
"It was & staggering ex- porience," he said, "actually to see myself acting.
"I suppose it was," answered the other. "Now you know what we critice have to go through." Surrey Comet.
• • *
He had risked his life to ronouo the fair maid from a watery grave, and, of coures, her father was duly grateful.
"Young man," he said, "I can nover thank you sufficiently for your herolo act. You incurred an awful risk in saving my only [daughter,"
"None whatover, sir," replied the amateur life saver; “I am already married."
*
The intoxicated person who, after bumping into the same treo thirteen times, bemoaned tho fact that he was lost in an im- penetrable forest, was no greater disgrace to civillɛafion than the hero of this modern story.
A man who had looked upon the wine when he was no luger sure what colour it was, in tho coureo of his journey home, en- countered a tree protected by an iron tree-guard.
Grasping the bars, he cautious- ly folt his way around it twice.
"Hang it all," bo moaned, inking to the ground, "locked in 1
Simkin", tha junior clerk, was looking very much on his dignity this morning. As he came out jof the manager's private room bo wore a look of offended pride, in- which there was more than suspicionof hautour.
"Hallel remarked one of his follow juniors. "What's the matter with you? You look as if you'd lost sixpence and found a panny."
"The hose has said something to me which I resent," explained the other. "If he dose not apoingine I shall leave."
"Oh, and what did he say?" was the next question, -
"Simkins, you're saokod, ' was the doleful rejoinder.
"That wallpaper has a very cold inok," said a customer to a panorhanger.
"Well, you see it is Infonded for a friezo, Baid the paper-
hangor.
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FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
SHUCKS #LL I DO IS SET UP-EAT BREAKFAST- GOT SCHOOL-COME HOME AN' GO T BED AN' THEN
GET UP AN' 60 T' SCHOOL
AGAIN - GEE WIZZ!!
GOSH-IT AIN'T FAIR,AT'S WHAT!
WHAT 600DS
SCOL ANYWAY?
Be'd Be Up to Date
MY MY-STRAIGHTEN UP
MY BOA YUZOW OUT YOUR
CHEST"-DEAR MEʼ
NOW HOLD YOUR HEAD
UP AND SHOULDERS BACK-
YOU'D LIKE TÓ HAVE A FINE CARRIAGE WHEN
YOU'RE A MAN.
WOULDN'T YOU?
AW, I'D RATHER
HAVE A AIRPLANE
BY BLOSSER
Copyrig
MOTHERS!
GIVE
YOUR BABY
LACTOGEN
THE
“NATURAL-MILK FOOD.”
HOW